Post by A Moment In Subtext on Apr 24, 2010 2:26:12 GMT -5
Rachel T (10:58 PM): hey
Slashy (10:59 PM): you still exist! *tackleglomp*
Rachel T (11:00 PM): Yeah. I went on vacation.
Slashy (11:01 PM): nice
Slashy (11:01 PM): watched Daniel on SGU yet?
Rachel T (11:01 PM): I saw that bit, provided it was only the one bit.
Slashy (11:02 PM): there were several bits. he was in it rather a lot.
Slashy (11:02 PM): which bit did you see?
Rachel T (11:02 PM): The bit at the start
Slashy (11:02 PM): you missed the good bit
Rachel T (11:02 PM): damn.
Slashy (11:03 PM): "46?" Dr. Rush asks. "What does that mean?" "Well it's not the answer to life, the universe, and everything. That's 42."
Slashy (11:03 PM): I love Daniel
Rachel T (11:03 PM): That's fantastic.
Slashy (11:04 PM): and poor Dr. Rush. his wife died of cancer. while he was working for the SGC
Rachel T (11:05 PM): Yeah.
Rachel T (11:05 PM): I saw the part where she died, too.
Slashy (11:05 PM): you mean the part where his hallucination of her died.
Slashy (11:06 PM): I really liked her. She was the only one in the entire programme to acknowledge that she was only a memory.
Rachel T (11:07 PM): That was nice of her.
Slashy (11:08 PM): so there's an article in the new Sci Fi magazine
Rachel T (11:08 PM): Mm?
Slashy (11:09 PM): Ming-Na (who plays Camille), her favourite episode was the one with Sharon
Slashy (11:09 PM): that makes me v. happy
Rachel T (11:09 PM): ^^
Slashy (11:10 PM): while you were on vacation, Tatey-chan, Min, and I did quite a bit of crossoververse work. good luck eventually catching up
Rachel T (11:11 PM): Tate and I were postulating that Greer was the other gay person the other day...random HPV ad. It can affect your daughter or your son.
Slashy (11:12 PM): Greer? I'd not thought of that.
Slashy (11:12 PM): well, not seriously anyway
Rachel T (11:12 PM): It's that damn picture.
Rachel T (11:12 PM): The one he had uh, three episodes ago?
Rachel T (11:12 PM): And they didn't show us.
Slashy (11:13 PM): hmm. it makes sense.
Rachel T (11:13 PM): So that's my thought.
Slashy (11:13 PM): it's a decent thought
Rachel T (11:14 PM): How's your week been, then?
Slashy (11:14 PM): it's been alright.
Rachel T (11:15 PM): No arrests?
Slashy (11:15 PM): other than crossoververse stuff, nothing very exciting as happened
Slashy (11:15 PM): nope
Slashy (11:15 PM): thank god
Rachel T (11:15 PM): lol
Slashy (11:16 PM): . . .Syfy's been running their Mothman commercial for about a week now
Slashy (11:17 PM): I only just noticed that Jewel Staite is in it
Rachel T (11:17 PM): I can't watch it without thinking of Invader Zim.
Rachel T (11:17 PM): I don't know if I'm going to be able to watch it.
Slashy (11:18 PM): I'm pretty sure I don't want to
Rachel T (11:18 PM): I'll try the first few minutes. If it's as bad as Mega Snake or whatever it was called, I'll stop before I give myself more brain damage
Slashy (11:19 PM): let me know how it goes
Rachel T (11:20 PM): I'm scared.
Slashy (11:20 PM): oh?
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Of the movie.
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Because my gut says it's going to be terrible.
Slashy (11:21 PM): is that because it's Syfy?
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Yes. And it sounds stupid.
Rachel T (11:21 PM): And if it's on Syfy and sounds stupid. It's going to be bad.
Slashy (11:21 PM): I think that might be redundant
Rachel T (11:22 PM): Not mediocre. Not Ehn. Not puh. Horrible.
Rachel T (11:22 PM): It might be.
Slashy (11:23 PM): can I throw crossoververse ideas at you? (I think Tatey-chan is getting sick of me)
Rachel T (11:23 PM): Sure.
Rachel T (11:23 PM): I have no idea what's going on, but sure.
Slashy (11:24 PM): I'm sort of in the past right now anyway
Slashy (11:24 PM): I think the Master might have been drugging Eleven, before Romana joined them
Slashy (11:24 PM): is that okay?
Rachel T (11:24 PM): With what and why?
Slashy (11:26 PM): something to dull his time lordy sense, and because he's the Master?
Rachel T (11:26 PM): That works. Where does he get it?
Slashy (11:26 PM): he makes it
Slashy (11:26 PM): in the Tardis medlab
Slashy (11:26 PM): because he's brilliant
Rachel T (11:27 PM): And the Doctor doesn't notice?
Slashy (11:27 PM): if it works the way I think it does, he wouldn't
Rachel T (11:27 PM): Your drug
Slashy (11:28 PM): it's meant to dull his senses so that he won't sense any other Time Lords who happen to exist unless they're within a certain range. which explains why he doesn't notice Romana until she comes and saves his arse in Buckingham Palace
Rachel T (11:28 PM): That works out nicely.
Rachel T (11:28 PM): Good.
Slashy (11:29 PM): yay!
Slashy (11:29 PM): (should I be saying yay to drugging the Doctor?)
Rachel T (11:30 PM): Yes. Yes, you should.
Slashy (11:30 PM): okay then
Slashy (11:31 PM): *stares at Gateverse and Buffyverse bases*
Slashy (11:32 PM): they're disjointed! wah!
Slashy (11:32 PM): they're so empty
Rachel T (11:32 PM): Well, they're both huge all by themselves.
Rachel T (11:33 PM): That counts for something.
Rachel T (11:33 PM): "Lights flashed across the dash of the SUV, serving no appreciable function but looking really badass."
Rachel T (11:33 PM): Torchwood, in a nutshell.
Slashy (11:33 PM): yeah but. . .in the Whoniverse base I have a. . .semi-coherent continuous story
Slashy (11:33 PM): whereas the Gateverse is a series of loosely connected events
Slashy (11:34 PM): and the Buffyverse is even less than that
Rachel T (11:34 PM): How far past the end have you gotten in the Buffyverse?
Slashy (11:41 PM): well, there's this month long gap between NFA and the start of The 4400 we've managed to fill. and then bits of speculation on who goes where during The 4400. I can send you what we've got, if you want
Rachel T (11:42 PM): uh...not now, I dont think. Is it up on FT?
Slashy (11:44 PM): . . .it will be in about twelve seconds.
Rachel T (11:44 PM): ""Ianto doesn't have a sister," said Rhys. "Jack grew him in a vat somewhere under the streets of Cardiff.""
Rachel T (11:45 PM): ...Someone will write that fic. Or has already. I can think of one eerily similar to that idea, only it was The Institute growing an army.
Rachel T (11:45 PM): And it was creepy.
Slashy (11:49 PM): buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee
Rachel T (11:49 PM): I got it the first time
Rachel T (11:50 PM): That is rather bare.
Slashy (11:50 PM): it sent more than once?
Rachel T (11:51 PM):
buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee11:48 PM
buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee11:48 PM
Rachel T (11:51 PM): Yahoo is being a bitch tonight.
Slashy (11:51 PM): damned scripts
Rachel T (11:51 PM): I actually managed to sign in on the regular thing. I said hi to tate. Then it randomly signed me off.
Slashy (11:52 PM): nice
Slashy (11:52 PM): . . .hey! I forgot I'd changed my frightfullytwee icon!
Rachel T (11:52 PM): It does that sometimes.
Slashy (11:55 PM): I need storylines for every single show on those two bases
Slashy (11:55 PM): and I don't HAVE any
Rachel T (11:55 PM): I'm sorry.
Rachel T (11:55 PM): I can't really think of anything right now.
Rachel T (11:55 PM):
Slashy (11:57 PM): I should be able to come up with SOMETHING
Rachel T (11:58 PM): brb, cold
Rachel T (12:02 AM): back.
Slashy (12:06 AM): my crossoververse is 6% Original Characters. How did that happen?
Rachel T (12:06 AM): I don't know. You checked percentages?
Slashy (12:07 AM): . . .yes.
Slashy (12:07 AM): it's actually 5.88something
Rachel T (12:08 AM): ...Wow. I got HPV confused with a cervix disease. WTF, me.
Slashy (12:10 AM): I knew I recognized Tom from Survivors! Ha!
Rachel T (12:10 AM): Who is he?
Slashy (12:10 AM): he's the deputy manager of Hotel Babylon. Charlie.
Slashy (12:11 AM): Max Beesley is adorable.
Rachel T (12:11 AM): Ah
Slashy (12:11 AM): I rarely notice that on Survivors, because Tom is mostly terrifying
Rachel T (12:11 AM): lol
Rachel T (12:11 AM): nice
Slashy (12:11 AM): and he said I love you to Anya last week
Rachel T (12:12 AM): good or bad?
Slashy (12:12 AM): I squeed
Rachel T (12:12 AM): good, then
Slashy (12:12 AM): she made excuses for why they shouldn't be together, but they'd shagged by the end of the episode
Rachel T (12:12 AM): xD
Slashy (12:13 AM): it was adorable, because she made excuses about how different they are, and he said he could change if she could and she walked away
Slashy (12:13 AM): and then later she kissed him
Slashy (12:13 AM): and he looked so confused. it was adorable.
Slashy (12:13 AM): oh, and they finally made me like Sara. just before she died.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): aww
Rachel T (12:13 AM): They always do that.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): Like with Owen.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): ...
Slashy (12:13 AM): I've noticed.
Rachel T (12:14 AM): both times.
Slashy (12:14 AM): the second I started to like her, I knew she wasn't going to make it past the end of the episode
Slashy (12:14 AM): and she didn't
Rachel T (12:14 AM): I'm sorry.
Rachel T (12:14 AM): They always try to redeem them before they die...
Slashy (12:15 AM): damned television
Rachel T (12:15 AM): damned writers.
Rachel T (12:22 AM): ...as a character is about to be...I'm not sure, raped, maybe, I should not be thinking 'yay! molestation!' right?
Slashy (12:31 AM): no. you shouldn't.
Slashy (12:31 AM): sorry, i sincerely hate yahoo
Rachel T (12:31 AM): And yet.
Rachel T (12:31 AM): That was my first thought.
Rachel T (12:31 AM): I'm an absolutely terrible person.
Slashy (12:31 AM): 'sokay, we love you anyway
Slashy (12:32 AM): you never watched The Lost Room did you?
Rachel T (12:32 AM): No
Rachel T (12:32 AM): Never heard of it.
Slashy (12:32 AM): it was a Sci Fi miniseries. in, er, 06? I think.
Slashy (12:32 AM): it was decent
Slashy (12:32 AM): I'd say go borrow Tatey-chan's tape, but you'd never actually watch it, would you?
Rachel T (12:33 AM): Probably, I'd eventually get around to it.
Rachel T (12:34 AM): In the summer, maybe.
Slashy (12:34 AM): . . .which would not help me with the crossoververse.
Slashy (12:34 AM): but you should watch it at some point
Rachel T (12:34 AM): I probably will.
Slashy (12:36 AM): it fits on my Gateverse base, what with the tear in reality and all
Rachel T (12:36 AM): sounds fun
Slashy (12:38 AM): I can connect TLR to White Collar (which I put on the Gateverse base and never did anything with), but I still haven't figured out how to connect that lump to the rest of the Gateverse.
Rachel T (12:39 AM): sheesh.
Slashy (12:39 AM): it's very annoying how disconnected everything is
Slashy (12:39 AM): nothing was ever this disconnected on the Whoniverse base
Rachel T (12:39 AM): I'm sorry.
Slashy (12:40 AM): granted, everything on the Whoniverse base branched from something else on the Whoniverse base, whereas the Gateverse and Buffyverse have just been given random lumpings of shows
Rachel T (12:40 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:42 AM): okay, so if I come at it like it has to work in a branching way
Slashy (12:42 AM): I start with the Gateverse three
Rachel T (12:42 AM): right
Slashy (12:43 AM): Universe connects to Tin Man, SG-1 connects to Eureka
Slashy (12:44 AM): SG-1 and Atlantis connect to House
Rachel T (12:50 AM): right
Slashy (12:51 AM): *curses scripts*
Rachel T (12:52 AM): Sympathies.
Slashy (12:52 AM): have I ever mentioned my theory that Keller and Thirteen went to school together?
Rachel T (12:52 AM): no, but that's brilliant.
Slashy (12:52 AM): thank you
Slashy (12:53 AM): oh! okay, the Trinket that Janet gives Sam is one of the Objects from TLR
Slashy (12:54 AM): that explains it's ridiculous properties
Slashy (12:54 AM): not why Janet has it when she descends, tho
Rachel T (12:54 AM): because Janet descends willingly, not because she got kicked out? Didn't Merlin keep his memories etc when he decended? Couldn't Janet?
Slashy (12:55 AM): right yeah
Slashy (12:55 AM): but how'd she get the Trinket?
Rachel T (12:55 AM): She took it?
Slashy (12:55 AM): from a room that technically never existed
Slashy (12:56 AM): . . .of course, if the Event was somehow the ascended Ancients fault
Slashy (12:56 AM): and Janet took the Trinket in an attempt to tell the SGC about the accidental tear in reality
Rachel T (12:56 AM): Yay lateral thinking!
Slashy (12:57 AM): then the Trinket goes to Eureka with Cassie, and whichever groups are searching for the Objects can follow them there
Slashy (12:57 AM): now. . .what did the Ancients DO to delete an entire room and it's contents from reality
Slashy (12:57 AM): ?
Rachel T (12:58 AM): What was the room doing, exactly?
Rachel T (12:58 AM): Also, are you reading tw_itallchanges or too busy with the crossoververse?
Slashy (12:58 AM): too busy
Slashy (12:58 AM): i keep MEANING to go, but. . .
Rachel T (12:58 AM): because this one had Ianto's family in it.
Rachel T (12:58 AM): And it was awesome.
Slashy (12:58 AM): I see
Rachel T (12:59 AM): And the Torchwood remake has been put on hold.
Slashy (12:59 AM): the Room wasn't doing anything. nor was the Occupant. one day, it just ceased to exist, and so did the occupants entire life. the world went on as if the motel had only ever had nine rooms.
Slashy (12:59 AM): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Room
Rachel T (1:00 AM): ...and this one says that ABBA is linked to a Torchwood musical.
Slashy (1:00 AM): ABBA suggested it. It's in The Book.
Slashy (1:00 AM): Ben wrote fakey lyrics
Rachel T (1:00 AM): Fuck.
Rachel T (1:00 AM): Damn article, bringing me in under false pretenses.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): I have a list, you know.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Of shows that need musical episodes.
Slashy (1:01 AM): most shows could benefit from musical episodes
Slashy (1:01 AM): i'd be interested in seeing this list, tho
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Psych has actually been crossed off because they sort of had a musical episode.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Gus sang a lot in it.
Slashy (1:02 AM): i see
Slashy (1:04 AM): . . .oh god. imagine if Neal got a hold of the Key. . .
Rachel T (1:04 AM): if I say "do it", will Tatey-chan yell at me?
Slashy (1:05 AM): probably
Rachel T (1:05 AM): ...I won't see her for a few days yet. Do it.
Slashy (1:05 AM): . . .how would he get it, tho?
Rachel T (1:05 AM): I have no idea who Neal is or what the key is.
Slashy (1:06 AM): it was left in the Room, which was open in room 9 of the motel
Slashy (1:06 AM): it's out in the middle of nowhere
Slashy (1:06 AM): which means I have to get Joe to go back for it
Slashy (1:06 AM): (*psst* read the wiki page I sent you a link for)
Rachel T (1:07 AM): missed that when you sent it.
Rachel T (1:07 AM): Oi.
Slashy (1:07 AM): . . .way to go
Rachel T (1:07 AM): Observant, that's me.
Slashy (1:07 AM): and I meant Neal from White Collar. Go read about what the Key does.
Rachel T (1:08 AM): Ooh. That'd be neat.
Slashy (1:08 AM): now Joe might go back for it when he realizes the Room is open (because he's the new Occupant and can sense the Objects)
Slashy (1:08 AM): but he couldn't keep it, for the same reason
Rachel T (1:08 AM): And that would be so awesome.
Rachel T (1:08 AM): yeah
Slashy (1:09 AM): so he'd give it to someone he trusts. . .not Jennifer because I'm sure he doesn't trust the Legion
Slashy (1:09 AM): . . .maybe he gives it to Wally.
Slashy (1:09 AM): Wally's adorable.
Rachel T (1:10 AM): Wally is Taub.
Rachel T (1:10 AM): ...yay more of the same actors?
Slashy (1:10 AM): there are a lot of them
Rachel T (1:10 AM): There really are.
Slashy (1:10 AM): and Wally might know Mozzy. and lose/give the Key to him
Rachel T (1:10 AM): How many Amanda Tappings are running around?
Rachel T (1:10 AM): Possibly.
Slashy (1:11 AM): only the two, I think
Slashy (1:11 AM): and then Mozzy gives it to Neal. Which gets the Key where I want it.
Rachel T (1:11 AM): ...There's another Willy Garson in the Gateverse, I forgot about that for a while...
Rachel T (1:11 AM): Right.
Slashy (1:11 AM): not that there's much plot in there, but it's something
Rachel T (1:12 AM): Curious: is this going to involve Neal/Peter/El in some way?
Slashy (1:12 AM): oh yes
Slashy (1:12 AM): . . .geez. if you're not focused when you have the Key, it opens to a random door
Slashy (1:12 AM): I'm now imagining it opening inside the SGC
Rachel T (1:13 AM): That would be absolutely epic. Mozz needs to be there when that happens. Just so he can freak out.
Slashy (1:13 AM): of course
Slashy (1:14 AM): so Neal and Mozzy end up inside the SGC. how does this GO?
Rachel T (1:14 AM): ...with all these doubles running around, people are going to get confused.
Rachel T (1:14 AM): Hilarity ensues, of course.
Rachel T (1:14 AM): At what point in White Collar is this taking place, anyway?
Slashy (1:24 AM): . . .I am going to kill Yahoo
Slashy (1:24 AM): sorry about disappearing
Rachel T (1:25 AM): Oh dear.
Rachel T (1:25 AM): S'ok
Rachel T (1:25 AM): I figured your computer was going wonky.
Slashy (1:25 AM): I was ABOUT to say, it's sometime after that last episode
Rachel T (1:25 AM): Kate dead or did she get off the jet?
Slashy (1:26 AM): no proof either way. no body.
Slashy (1:26 AM): which means I haven't decided yet
Rachel T (1:27 AM): I see.
Slashy (1:28 AM): part of me wants to say she's dead, but Neal thinks she's alive
Slashy (1:28 AM): which is MEAN of me
Slashy (1:28 AM): . . .then again, I gave Madison cancer because it served my plot.
Rachel T (1:29 AM): yeah.
Slashy (1:29 AM): okay, so. . .do we have a date for that last episode of White Collar?
Slashy (1:29 AM): (I ALWAYS type 'episode' as 'epsidoe'. EVERY SINGLE TIME.)
Rachel T (1:30 AM): I don't think so.
Rachel T (1:30 AM): Did we ever have dates at all in that show?
Slashy (1:30 AM): not that I can recall. except that I'm pretty sure it's 2009.. Which is useful.
Slashy (1:31 AM): do we assume it was running in real time, then?
Rachel T (1:31 AM): Sure.
Rachel T (1:31 AM): Oh, that's funny. Oz got it before the UK did.
Slashy (1:31 AM): nice
Slashy (1:32 AM): so, if it was in real time that's. . .erm. . .
Slashy (1:32 AM): dammit, I'm gonna have to look this up.
Slashy (1:32 AM): you'd think I'd remember this, wouldn't you?
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Believe it ended in March
Slashy (1:32 AM): okay, let's go with that
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Indeed it did.
Rachel T (1:32 AM): The ninth.
Slashy (1:32 AM): nice memory, you
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Hah. Memory.
Rachel T (1:33 AM): I still have the wikipedia page open. What are you talking about, memory.
Slashy (1:33 AM): *snicker*
Slashy (1:33 AM): okay, and aside from a couple mentions of '65 years ago', which could be a generalization, I don't recall any dates in TLR
Rachel T (1:33 AM): I didn't even get to watch until way after it went up on hulu.
Slashy (1:34 AM): so I can skip it's date up to 2009 if I want to, right?
Rachel T (1:34 AM): yeah, sure
Slashy (1:37 AM): so if TLR takes place in May, I could get the key to Neal by July or August
Rachel T (1:37 AM): yes
Slashy (1:40 AM): the Trinket goes to Eureka in November
Slashy (1:41 AM): so Neal and Mozzy end up in the SGC before that? soon after Neal acquires the Key?
Rachel T (1:42 AM): Yes
Slashy (1:42 AM): not much is going on in August, so that's a good time
Rachel T (1:43 AM): Nothing is ever going on in August
Rachel T (1:43 AM): pics.livejournal.com/vampmissedith/pic/00003e26
Slashy (1:43 AM): and everything is always going on in July.
Rachel T (1:43 AM): pics.livejournal.com/vampmissedith/pic/00004f88
Rachel T (1:43 AM): yes
Slashy (1:43 AM): I will click those when I'm sure all the scripts are running properly
Slashy (1:44 AM): so, after that last epsidoe. . .I give up. I'm just gonna leave it.
Rachel T (1:44 AM): ?
Slashy (1:44 AM): I CAN NOT type the word 'episode' correctly
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Ah.
Slashy (1:45 AM): After the plane goes kablooey, what happens to Neal?
Rachel T (1:45 AM): OK. I didn't notice.
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Er...
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Peter vouches for him and they keep working together?
Slashy (1:46 AM): is he still on a tracker?
Rachel T (1:46 AM): Mmm. Yes.
Slashy (1:46 AM): so when he gets the Key. . .and goes into the Room. . .what happens?
Rachel T (1:46 AM): I have no idea
Slashy (1:47 AM): would the signal from the tracker vanish, since it's taken out of real time-space?
Slashy (1:47 AM): and then reappear wherever he exits the Room?
Rachel T (1:47 AM): Yes.
Slashy (1:47 AM): so when he and Mozzy end up in the SGC. . .
Rachel T (1:48 AM): "DNA is not LEGO BLOCKS!"
Rachel T (1:48 AM): He randomly appears again in Colorado.
Slashy (1:48 AM): and the FBI? Does Peter go to collect him?
Slashy (1:48 AM): from the SGC?
Rachel T (1:49 AM): Yeah, Peter goes in to collect him. But he doesn't get told about any of the cool stuff.
Slashy (1:49 AM): did Neal and Moz see the cool stuff?
Rachel T (1:50 AM): Yes. They walked out of one of the doors in the control room or out of the door of the General's office while the gate was active
Slashy (1:50 AM): I imagine they were made to sign nondisclosure forms or whatever, yes?
Rachel T (1:51 AM): Yes.
Slashy (1:51 AM): okay. anyone in particular you think they should meet?
Rachel T (1:51 AM): They have to meet Vala. It's essential
Slashy (1:52 AM): . . .you have no idea how tempted I am to have her follow them home.
Rachel T (1:53 AM): It would be hilarious.
Slashy (1:53 AM): also, Neal/Vala. So tempted. So very tempted.
Rachel T (1:54 AM): Do it Do it. DO. IT.
Rachel T (1:54 AM): ...Mobile phones interfere with Weevil's telepathy. That's a brilliant idea.
Slashy (1:55 AM): it must end at some point. to make way for the Neal/Peter/El. Maybe when Vala finds out she's pregnant?
Rachel T (1:56 AM): Good idea.
Slashy (1:56 AM): that gives them about a month
Slashy (1:56 AM): which is enough, because it's very shallow
Rachel T (1:56 AM): yes
Slashy (1:57 AM): except. . .if I time it like this it looks a bit dodgy. there's no real way for Vala to know that Daniel is the father if she's been sleeping with Neal for a month.
Rachel T (1:58 AM): DNA test.
Rachel T (1:58 AM): It'd be easy enough to get.
Slashy (1:59 AM): I still think it looks a bit dodgy, but I can make it work, sure.
Slashy (1:59 AM): okay, so when Vala follows them home. . .what's the rest of SG-1 doing and why does no one call her on it?
Rachel T (2:00 AM): She takes leave? Surely she has some coming to her.
Slashy (2:00 AM): right okay
Slashy (2:00 AM): that makes sense
Slashy (2:00 AM): surely if she follows them, she finds out about the Key and rest of the Objects?
Rachel T (2:00 AM): Yes.
Slashy (2:01 AM): what do you suppose she does with this knowledge?
Rachel T (2:01 AM): I don't know, but this ad has some terrible photoshopping in it.
Rachel T (2:02 AM): "
House and Wilson get a dog. Warning: Major character death"
Rachel T (2:02 AM): What the hell kind of summary is that? Does one of them trip over the dog?
Slashy (2:02 AM): maybe the dog bites their throat out?
Rachel T (2:03 AM): Maybe the dog poisons them with its farts. I know my dog does.
Slashy (2:03 AM): what do you suppose Neal does once he learns some of the history of the Objects?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): Does he know if Kate's alive at this point?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): "Warning: Intense Aircraft Hijacking."
Rachel T (2:04 AM): Sporker: As opposed to not-intense aircraft hijacking?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): MAJOR SMUT WARNING!
Major Smut is in the same military service as Corporal Punishment.
Slashy (2:05 AM): I have no idea, but he probably shouldn't be allowed to acquire the Quarter.
Rachel T (2:06 AM): No. Definitely not.
Slashy (2:07 AM): let's assume that he's mostly convinced she's dead. mostly. that work?
Rachel T (2:08 AM): works.
Slashy (2:10 AM): so. . .you think Neal shares what he knows about the Objects with Peter?
Rachel T (2:10 AM): Possibly.
Slashy (2:11 AM): Peter could track down Joe.
Rachel T (2:11 AM): He could.
Slashy (2:12 AM): and Joe is important. He could track down the Objects.
Rachel T (2:12 AM): Yes.
Rachel T (2:12 AM): On another note, did you watch any of John in DH?
Slashy (2:12 AM): and I have this theory that they could repair reality by putting every single object back into the Room
Slashy (2:12 AM): another think I keep MEANING to do.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): Oh. Well.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): He was in a coffee shop last week. And I swear to god he was flirting with the kid who was giving him coffee and helping him plot horrible things.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): To be fair, the coffee-shop boy doesn't know he's a psychopath.
Slashy (2:17 AM): now, if Peter tracks Joe. And Joe tracks the Trinket to Eureka, where you have lots of high security guys. You think Peter could get a special unit dedicated to tracking the Objects and putting them back?
Rachel T (2:20 AM): I bet he could.
Slashy (2:27 AM): I am going to beat yahoo with a cricket bat
Rachel T (2:28 AM): It's a bitch, is what it is.
Slashy (2:28 AM): so, aside from Peter and Neal, who else would be on this Unit?
Rachel T (2:28 AM): Mozz would help, but probably not officially.
Rachel T (2:29 AM): ...I'll have been awake for 24 hours in less than 30 minutes.
Rachel T (2:29 AM): Oi.
Slashy (2:29 AM): nice
Slashy (2:30 AM): so, would Peter pull people from the FBI? anyone from Eureka?
Slashy (2:30 AM): I'll bet Joe joins the Unit.
Rachel T (2:30 AM): Probably a couple from Eureka. Maybe his underling whose name I can't remember, possibly Jones as well.
Rachel T (2:30 AM): Joe, too.
Slashy (2:31 AM): uh, Lauren? am I close? *crosses fingers*
Slashy (2:31 AM): who from Eureka?
Rachel T (2:31 AM): Lauren indeed
Slashy (2:32 AM): better question, who can Eureka SPARE?
Rachel T (2:32 AM): No idea, I don't watch, OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER/RONON fic.
Rachel T (2:32 AM): FUCK. YOU. RULE. 34.
Slashy (2:32 AM): I'M SO IGNORING THAT. GAH.
Slashy (2:32 AM): Why would you share that with me?
Rachel T (2:33 AM): Sharing the pain, dear.
Slashy (2:33 AM): thanks
Slashy (2:33 AM): okay, so, this can't be that long after Neal gets the key. a couple months, maybe three?
Rachel T (2:34 AM): couple three months sounds good
Slashy (2:35 AM): so Neal and Moz at the SGC. Then Neal shares the Key with Peter. And then Vala is involved.
Rachel T (2:35 AM): right
Slashy (2:35 AM): so, Neal/Vala is over by the time the Unit is formed, but surely she can't drop out of the world of the Objects completely.
Rachel T (2:36 AM): She might be able to help when SG1 doesn't need to go out exploring the galaxy.
Slashy (2:36 AM): so she'd be, what, part-time member of the Unit?
Rachel T (2:36 AM): Which reminds me that they've been out there a few months without a significant threat. It must be a record.
Rachel T (2:36 AM): Yeah.
Slashy (2:36 AM): I seriously need a name for this Unit.
Slashy (2:37 AM): cos calling it the Unit will get very confusing.
Slashy (2:37 AM): as if there aren't enough double names without the ORGANIZATIONS doing it too
Rachel T (2:37 AM): It will get me confused with the TV show the Unit, which I don't even watch.
Rachel T (2:37 AM): I just know of it.
Slashy (2:37 AM): so, what do we call this Unit?
Rachel T (2:37 AM): ...
Rachel T (2:38 AM): My first thought was the Special Task Force Unit, but only because those were the first words I could think of that shared an acronym with something bad.
Rachel T (2:38 AM): Because I'm all of about ten.
Slashy (2:38 AM): let's try for something a bit more mature? hm?
Rachel T (2:39 AM): but mo~ment!
Slashy (2:39 AM): don't even give me that
Rachel T (2:39 AM): *pouts* fine.
Slashy (2:40 AM): I'm about to watch this weeks Wossy.
Slashy (2:40 AM): I wonder if there will be liquid nitrogen this week
Rachel T (2:40 AM): I was gonna last night, but I turned it on in the middle of this clip, so I didn't think it was actually Wossy.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Last night.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Tonight.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Earlier tonight.
Rachel T (2:41 AM): Ugh, I've been awake too long.
Slashy (2:41 AM): 'sokay
Slashy (2:41 AM): just for now, I'm gonna keep calling it the Unit. until I can find something better.
Slashy (2:41 AM): . . .the third Poof over looks a bit like Lindsey Graham. *headdesk*
Rachel T (2:43 AM): ...Someone in the comments of the spork of the Harry/Ronon fic suggests that Rodney just forward all Sues from the Atlantis gate to gates on Wraith controlled planets. At the rate Sues enter the Stargate fandom, this person believes, the Wraith wouldn't need to go hunting regular people anymore.
Slashy (2:44 AM): . . .yes.
Rachel T (2:44 AM): Carson has a baby girl and shes Smart. <
Rachel T (2:44 AM): *pout*
Slashy (2:44 AM): I'm a little bit tempted to put Jo and Zane on the
Unit. Zane. . .has something of a criminal past, if I recall correctly. This is almost worrying.
Rachel T (2:44 AM): It got rid of my text after the carrot! WTF?
Rachel T (2:45 AM): IT sounds fun. And he'd fit right in.
Slashy (2:46 AM): he would.
Rachel T (2:46 AM): Atlantis may get attacked by Wraith/Replicators/Genii five or six times a year
and host dozens of captive lifesucking alien entities and failed
Ancient inventions that will kill you in horrible, horrible ways, NOT
TO MENTION freak storms and ginormous whales that will make your head
explode, but it's a great place to raise your kids!
Slashy (2:46 AM): now, I should probably deal with what's going on with Joe and his custody battle.
Slashy (2:47 AM): if he and Anna stayed on the run at the end of TLR, instead of returning home and trying to sort out the mess that was their life. . .the Unit could probably sort it for them
Rachel T (2:47 AM): He [Daniel] was much younger than Jack. I estimated 25 or 27.
No.
Rachel T (2:47 AM): *snerk*
Slashy (2:48 AM): like, send his wife and everyone a statement saying they'd been put into some sort of witness protection or something.
Rachel T (2:48 AM): Which would put him at 15 or 17 at the start of the series. 14 in the movie.
Rachel T (2:48 AM): That's hilarious.
Slashy (2:49 AM): and they're staying there, so ha to wife. works?
Rachel T (2:49 AM): yes
Rachel T (2:50 AM): on that note, I have to go to bed. The brother sleeps in the living room now for whatever reason, and the cat keeps waking him up. Plus, it's very tired, it is.
Rachel T (2:50 AM): So good night.
Slashy (2:50 AM): I think detective Lee Bridgewater (seriously, that's her last name.) should join the Unit too
Slashy (2:50 AM): night
Rachel T (2:50 AM): bridgewater lol
Slashy (2:50 AM): I'm not making it up
Rachel T (2:51 AM): I believe you. And honest to god, if I don't go now, it's going to end up like the time I kept trying to leave for two hours but couldn't.
Slashy (2:51 AM): personally, have no problem with that. ^_^
Slashy (2:51 AM): okay, good night
Rachel T (2:51 AM): I do. Sleep is important to me.
Rachel T (2:51 AM): Night.
Slashy (10:59 PM): you still exist! *tackleglomp*
Rachel T (11:00 PM): Yeah. I went on vacation.
Slashy (11:01 PM): nice
Slashy (11:01 PM): watched Daniel on SGU yet?
Rachel T (11:01 PM): I saw that bit, provided it was only the one bit.
Slashy (11:02 PM): there were several bits. he was in it rather a lot.
Slashy (11:02 PM): which bit did you see?
Rachel T (11:02 PM): The bit at the start
Slashy (11:02 PM): you missed the good bit
Rachel T (11:02 PM): damn.
Slashy (11:03 PM): "46?" Dr. Rush asks. "What does that mean?" "Well it's not the answer to life, the universe, and everything. That's 42."
Slashy (11:03 PM): I love Daniel
Rachel T (11:03 PM): That's fantastic.
Slashy (11:04 PM): and poor Dr. Rush. his wife died of cancer. while he was working for the SGC
Rachel T (11:05 PM): Yeah.
Rachel T (11:05 PM): I saw the part where she died, too.
Slashy (11:05 PM): you mean the part where his hallucination of her died.
Slashy (11:06 PM): I really liked her. She was the only one in the entire programme to acknowledge that she was only a memory.
Rachel T (11:07 PM): That was nice of her.
Slashy (11:08 PM): so there's an article in the new Sci Fi magazine
Rachel T (11:08 PM): Mm?
Slashy (11:09 PM): Ming-Na (who plays Camille), her favourite episode was the one with Sharon
Slashy (11:09 PM): that makes me v. happy
Rachel T (11:09 PM): ^^
Slashy (11:10 PM): while you were on vacation, Tatey-chan, Min, and I did quite a bit of crossoververse work. good luck eventually catching up
Rachel T (11:11 PM): Tate and I were postulating that Greer was the other gay person the other day...random HPV ad. It can affect your daughter or your son.
Slashy (11:12 PM): Greer? I'd not thought of that.
Slashy (11:12 PM): well, not seriously anyway
Rachel T (11:12 PM): It's that damn picture.
Rachel T (11:12 PM): The one he had uh, three episodes ago?
Rachel T (11:12 PM): And they didn't show us.
Slashy (11:13 PM): hmm. it makes sense.
Rachel T (11:13 PM): So that's my thought.
Slashy (11:13 PM): it's a decent thought
Rachel T (11:14 PM): How's your week been, then?
Slashy (11:14 PM): it's been alright.
Rachel T (11:15 PM): No arrests?
Slashy (11:15 PM): other than crossoververse stuff, nothing very exciting as happened
Slashy (11:15 PM): nope
Slashy (11:15 PM): thank god
Rachel T (11:15 PM): lol
Slashy (11:16 PM): . . .Syfy's been running their Mothman commercial for about a week now
Slashy (11:17 PM): I only just noticed that Jewel Staite is in it
Rachel T (11:17 PM): I can't watch it without thinking of Invader Zim.
Rachel T (11:17 PM): I don't know if I'm going to be able to watch it.
Slashy (11:18 PM): I'm pretty sure I don't want to
Rachel T (11:18 PM): I'll try the first few minutes. If it's as bad as Mega Snake or whatever it was called, I'll stop before I give myself more brain damage
Slashy (11:19 PM): let me know how it goes
Rachel T (11:20 PM): I'm scared.
Slashy (11:20 PM): oh?
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Of the movie.
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Because my gut says it's going to be terrible.
Slashy (11:21 PM): is that because it's Syfy?
Rachel T (11:21 PM): Yes. And it sounds stupid.
Rachel T (11:21 PM): And if it's on Syfy and sounds stupid. It's going to be bad.
Slashy (11:21 PM): I think that might be redundant
Rachel T (11:22 PM): Not mediocre. Not Ehn. Not puh. Horrible.
Rachel T (11:22 PM): It might be.
Slashy (11:23 PM): can I throw crossoververse ideas at you? (I think Tatey-chan is getting sick of me)
Rachel T (11:23 PM): Sure.
Rachel T (11:23 PM): I have no idea what's going on, but sure.
Slashy (11:24 PM): I'm sort of in the past right now anyway
Slashy (11:24 PM): I think the Master might have been drugging Eleven, before Romana joined them
Slashy (11:24 PM): is that okay?
Rachel T (11:24 PM): With what and why?
Slashy (11:26 PM): something to dull his time lordy sense, and because he's the Master?
Rachel T (11:26 PM): That works. Where does he get it?
Slashy (11:26 PM): he makes it
Slashy (11:26 PM): in the Tardis medlab
Slashy (11:26 PM): because he's brilliant
Rachel T (11:27 PM): And the Doctor doesn't notice?
Slashy (11:27 PM): if it works the way I think it does, he wouldn't
Rachel T (11:27 PM): Your drug
Slashy (11:28 PM): it's meant to dull his senses so that he won't sense any other Time Lords who happen to exist unless they're within a certain range. which explains why he doesn't notice Romana until she comes and saves his arse in Buckingham Palace
Rachel T (11:28 PM): That works out nicely.
Rachel T (11:28 PM): Good.
Slashy (11:29 PM): yay!
Slashy (11:29 PM): (should I be saying yay to drugging the Doctor?)
Rachel T (11:30 PM): Yes. Yes, you should.
Slashy (11:30 PM): okay then
Slashy (11:31 PM): *stares at Gateverse and Buffyverse bases*
Slashy (11:32 PM): they're disjointed! wah!
Slashy (11:32 PM): they're so empty
Rachel T (11:32 PM): Well, they're both huge all by themselves.
Rachel T (11:33 PM): That counts for something.
Rachel T (11:33 PM): "Lights flashed across the dash of the SUV, serving no appreciable function but looking really badass."
Rachel T (11:33 PM): Torchwood, in a nutshell.
Slashy (11:33 PM): yeah but. . .in the Whoniverse base I have a. . .semi-coherent continuous story
Slashy (11:33 PM): whereas the Gateverse is a series of loosely connected events
Slashy (11:34 PM): and the Buffyverse is even less than that
Rachel T (11:34 PM): How far past the end have you gotten in the Buffyverse?
Slashy (11:41 PM): well, there's this month long gap between NFA and the start of The 4400 we've managed to fill. and then bits of speculation on who goes where during The 4400. I can send you what we've got, if you want
Rachel T (11:42 PM): uh...not now, I dont think. Is it up on FT?
Slashy (11:44 PM): . . .it will be in about twelve seconds.
Rachel T (11:44 PM): ""Ianto doesn't have a sister," said Rhys. "Jack grew him in a vat somewhere under the streets of Cardiff.""
Rachel T (11:45 PM): ...Someone will write that fic. Or has already. I can think of one eerily similar to that idea, only it was The Institute growing an army.
Rachel T (11:45 PM): And it was creepy.
Slashy (11:49 PM): buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee
Rachel T (11:49 PM): I got it the first time
Rachel T (11:50 PM): That is rather bare.
Slashy (11:50 PM): it sent more than once?
Rachel T (11:51 PM):
buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee11:48 PM
buffyverse timeline is up on frightfullytwee11:48 PM
Rachel T (11:51 PM): Yahoo is being a bitch tonight.
Slashy (11:51 PM): damned scripts
Rachel T (11:51 PM): I actually managed to sign in on the regular thing. I said hi to tate. Then it randomly signed me off.
Slashy (11:52 PM): nice
Slashy (11:52 PM): . . .hey! I forgot I'd changed my frightfullytwee icon!
Rachel T (11:52 PM): It does that sometimes.
Slashy (11:55 PM): I need storylines for every single show on those two bases
Slashy (11:55 PM): and I don't HAVE any
Rachel T (11:55 PM): I'm sorry.
Rachel T (11:55 PM): I can't really think of anything right now.
Rachel T (11:55 PM):
Slashy (11:57 PM): I should be able to come up with SOMETHING
Rachel T (11:58 PM): brb, cold
Rachel T (12:02 AM): back.
Slashy (12:06 AM): my crossoververse is 6% Original Characters. How did that happen?
Rachel T (12:06 AM): I don't know. You checked percentages?
Slashy (12:07 AM): . . .yes.
Slashy (12:07 AM): it's actually 5.88something
Rachel T (12:08 AM): ...Wow. I got HPV confused with a cervix disease. WTF, me.
Slashy (12:10 AM): I knew I recognized Tom from Survivors! Ha!
Rachel T (12:10 AM): Who is he?
Slashy (12:10 AM): he's the deputy manager of Hotel Babylon. Charlie.
Slashy (12:11 AM): Max Beesley is adorable.
Rachel T (12:11 AM): Ah
Slashy (12:11 AM): I rarely notice that on Survivors, because Tom is mostly terrifying
Rachel T (12:11 AM): lol
Rachel T (12:11 AM): nice
Slashy (12:11 AM): and he said I love you to Anya last week
Rachel T (12:12 AM): good or bad?
Slashy (12:12 AM): I squeed
Rachel T (12:12 AM): good, then
Slashy (12:12 AM): she made excuses for why they shouldn't be together, but they'd shagged by the end of the episode
Rachel T (12:12 AM): xD
Slashy (12:13 AM): it was adorable, because she made excuses about how different they are, and he said he could change if she could and she walked away
Slashy (12:13 AM): and then later she kissed him
Slashy (12:13 AM): and he looked so confused. it was adorable.
Slashy (12:13 AM): oh, and they finally made me like Sara. just before she died.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): aww
Rachel T (12:13 AM): They always do that.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): Like with Owen.
Rachel T (12:13 AM): ...
Slashy (12:13 AM): I've noticed.
Rachel T (12:14 AM): both times.
Slashy (12:14 AM): the second I started to like her, I knew she wasn't going to make it past the end of the episode
Slashy (12:14 AM): and she didn't
Rachel T (12:14 AM): I'm sorry.
Rachel T (12:14 AM): They always try to redeem them before they die...
Slashy (12:15 AM): damned television
Rachel T (12:15 AM): damned writers.
Rachel T (12:22 AM): ...as a character is about to be...I'm not sure, raped, maybe, I should not be thinking 'yay! molestation!' right?
Slashy (12:31 AM): no. you shouldn't.
Slashy (12:31 AM): sorry, i sincerely hate yahoo
Rachel T (12:31 AM): And yet.
Rachel T (12:31 AM): That was my first thought.
Rachel T (12:31 AM): I'm an absolutely terrible person.
Slashy (12:31 AM): 'sokay, we love you anyway
Slashy (12:32 AM): you never watched The Lost Room did you?
Rachel T (12:32 AM): No
Rachel T (12:32 AM): Never heard of it.
Slashy (12:32 AM): it was a Sci Fi miniseries. in, er, 06? I think.
Slashy (12:32 AM): it was decent
Slashy (12:32 AM): I'd say go borrow Tatey-chan's tape, but you'd never actually watch it, would you?
Rachel T (12:33 AM): Probably, I'd eventually get around to it.
Rachel T (12:34 AM): In the summer, maybe.
Slashy (12:34 AM): . . .which would not help me with the crossoververse.
Slashy (12:34 AM): but you should watch it at some point
Rachel T (12:34 AM): I probably will.
Slashy (12:36 AM): it fits on my Gateverse base, what with the tear in reality and all
Rachel T (12:36 AM): sounds fun
Slashy (12:38 AM): I can connect TLR to White Collar (which I put on the Gateverse base and never did anything with), but I still haven't figured out how to connect that lump to the rest of the Gateverse.
Rachel T (12:39 AM): sheesh.
Slashy (12:39 AM): it's very annoying how disconnected everything is
Slashy (12:39 AM): nothing was ever this disconnected on the Whoniverse base
Rachel T (12:39 AM): I'm sorry.
Slashy (12:40 AM): granted, everything on the Whoniverse base branched from something else on the Whoniverse base, whereas the Gateverse and Buffyverse have just been given random lumpings of shows
Rachel T (12:40 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:42 AM): okay, so if I come at it like it has to work in a branching way
Slashy (12:42 AM): I start with the Gateverse three
Rachel T (12:42 AM): right
Slashy (12:43 AM): Universe connects to Tin Man, SG-1 connects to Eureka
Slashy (12:44 AM): SG-1 and Atlantis connect to House
Rachel T (12:50 AM): right
Slashy (12:51 AM): *curses scripts*
Rachel T (12:52 AM): Sympathies.
Slashy (12:52 AM): have I ever mentioned my theory that Keller and Thirteen went to school together?
Rachel T (12:52 AM): no, but that's brilliant.
Slashy (12:52 AM): thank you
Slashy (12:53 AM): oh! okay, the Trinket that Janet gives Sam is one of the Objects from TLR
Slashy (12:54 AM): that explains it's ridiculous properties
Slashy (12:54 AM): not why Janet has it when she descends, tho
Rachel T (12:54 AM): because Janet descends willingly, not because she got kicked out? Didn't Merlin keep his memories etc when he decended? Couldn't Janet?
Slashy (12:55 AM): right yeah
Slashy (12:55 AM): but how'd she get the Trinket?
Rachel T (12:55 AM): She took it?
Slashy (12:55 AM): from a room that technically never existed
Slashy (12:56 AM): . . .of course, if the Event was somehow the ascended Ancients fault
Slashy (12:56 AM): and Janet took the Trinket in an attempt to tell the SGC about the accidental tear in reality
Rachel T (12:56 AM): Yay lateral thinking!
Slashy (12:57 AM): then the Trinket goes to Eureka with Cassie, and whichever groups are searching for the Objects can follow them there
Slashy (12:57 AM): now. . .what did the Ancients DO to delete an entire room and it's contents from reality
Slashy (12:57 AM): ?
Rachel T (12:58 AM): What was the room doing, exactly?
Rachel T (12:58 AM): Also, are you reading tw_itallchanges or too busy with the crossoververse?
Slashy (12:58 AM): too busy
Slashy (12:58 AM): i keep MEANING to go, but. . .
Rachel T (12:58 AM): because this one had Ianto's family in it.
Rachel T (12:58 AM): And it was awesome.
Slashy (12:58 AM): I see
Rachel T (12:59 AM): And the Torchwood remake has been put on hold.
Slashy (12:59 AM): the Room wasn't doing anything. nor was the Occupant. one day, it just ceased to exist, and so did the occupants entire life. the world went on as if the motel had only ever had nine rooms.
Slashy (12:59 AM): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Room
Rachel T (1:00 AM): ...and this one says that ABBA is linked to a Torchwood musical.
Slashy (1:00 AM): ABBA suggested it. It's in The Book.
Slashy (1:00 AM): Ben wrote fakey lyrics
Rachel T (1:00 AM): Fuck.
Rachel T (1:00 AM): Damn article, bringing me in under false pretenses.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): I have a list, you know.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Of shows that need musical episodes.
Slashy (1:01 AM): most shows could benefit from musical episodes
Slashy (1:01 AM): i'd be interested in seeing this list, tho
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Psych has actually been crossed off because they sort of had a musical episode.
Rachel T (1:01 AM): Gus sang a lot in it.
Slashy (1:02 AM): i see
Slashy (1:04 AM): . . .oh god. imagine if Neal got a hold of the Key. . .
Rachel T (1:04 AM): if I say "do it", will Tatey-chan yell at me?
Slashy (1:05 AM): probably
Rachel T (1:05 AM): ...I won't see her for a few days yet. Do it.
Slashy (1:05 AM): . . .how would he get it, tho?
Rachel T (1:05 AM): I have no idea who Neal is or what the key is.
Slashy (1:06 AM): it was left in the Room, which was open in room 9 of the motel
Slashy (1:06 AM): it's out in the middle of nowhere
Slashy (1:06 AM): which means I have to get Joe to go back for it
Slashy (1:06 AM): (*psst* read the wiki page I sent you a link for)
Rachel T (1:07 AM): missed that when you sent it.
Rachel T (1:07 AM): Oi.
Slashy (1:07 AM): . . .way to go
Rachel T (1:07 AM): Observant, that's me.
Slashy (1:07 AM): and I meant Neal from White Collar. Go read about what the Key does.
Rachel T (1:08 AM): Ooh. That'd be neat.
Slashy (1:08 AM): now Joe might go back for it when he realizes the Room is open (because he's the new Occupant and can sense the Objects)
Slashy (1:08 AM): but he couldn't keep it, for the same reason
Rachel T (1:08 AM): And that would be so awesome.
Rachel T (1:08 AM): yeah
Slashy (1:09 AM): so he'd give it to someone he trusts. . .not Jennifer because I'm sure he doesn't trust the Legion
Slashy (1:09 AM): . . .maybe he gives it to Wally.
Slashy (1:09 AM): Wally's adorable.
Rachel T (1:10 AM): Wally is Taub.
Rachel T (1:10 AM): ...yay more of the same actors?
Slashy (1:10 AM): there are a lot of them
Rachel T (1:10 AM): There really are.
Slashy (1:10 AM): and Wally might know Mozzy. and lose/give the Key to him
Rachel T (1:10 AM): How many Amanda Tappings are running around?
Rachel T (1:10 AM): Possibly.
Slashy (1:11 AM): only the two, I think
Slashy (1:11 AM): and then Mozzy gives it to Neal. Which gets the Key where I want it.
Rachel T (1:11 AM): ...There's another Willy Garson in the Gateverse, I forgot about that for a while...
Rachel T (1:11 AM): Right.
Slashy (1:11 AM): not that there's much plot in there, but it's something
Rachel T (1:12 AM): Curious: is this going to involve Neal/Peter/El in some way?
Slashy (1:12 AM): oh yes
Slashy (1:12 AM): . . .geez. if you're not focused when you have the Key, it opens to a random door
Slashy (1:12 AM): I'm now imagining it opening inside the SGC
Rachel T (1:13 AM): That would be absolutely epic. Mozz needs to be there when that happens. Just so he can freak out.
Slashy (1:13 AM): of course
Slashy (1:14 AM): so Neal and Mozzy end up inside the SGC. how does this GO?
Rachel T (1:14 AM): ...with all these doubles running around, people are going to get confused.
Rachel T (1:14 AM): Hilarity ensues, of course.
Rachel T (1:14 AM): At what point in White Collar is this taking place, anyway?
Slashy (1:24 AM): . . .I am going to kill Yahoo
Slashy (1:24 AM): sorry about disappearing
Rachel T (1:25 AM): Oh dear.
Rachel T (1:25 AM): S'ok
Rachel T (1:25 AM): I figured your computer was going wonky.
Slashy (1:25 AM): I was ABOUT to say, it's sometime after that last episode
Rachel T (1:25 AM): Kate dead or did she get off the jet?
Slashy (1:26 AM): no proof either way. no body.
Slashy (1:26 AM): which means I haven't decided yet
Rachel T (1:27 AM): I see.
Slashy (1:28 AM): part of me wants to say she's dead, but Neal thinks she's alive
Slashy (1:28 AM): which is MEAN of me
Slashy (1:28 AM): . . .then again, I gave Madison cancer because it served my plot.
Rachel T (1:29 AM): yeah.
Slashy (1:29 AM): okay, so. . .do we have a date for that last episode of White Collar?
Slashy (1:29 AM): (I ALWAYS type 'episode' as 'epsidoe'. EVERY SINGLE TIME.)
Rachel T (1:30 AM): I don't think so.
Rachel T (1:30 AM): Did we ever have dates at all in that show?
Slashy (1:30 AM): not that I can recall. except that I'm pretty sure it's 2009.. Which is useful.
Slashy (1:31 AM): do we assume it was running in real time, then?
Rachel T (1:31 AM): Sure.
Rachel T (1:31 AM): Oh, that's funny. Oz got it before the UK did.
Slashy (1:31 AM): nice
Slashy (1:32 AM): so, if it was in real time that's. . .erm. . .
Slashy (1:32 AM): dammit, I'm gonna have to look this up.
Slashy (1:32 AM): you'd think I'd remember this, wouldn't you?
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Believe it ended in March
Slashy (1:32 AM): okay, let's go with that
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Indeed it did.
Rachel T (1:32 AM): The ninth.
Slashy (1:32 AM): nice memory, you
Rachel T (1:32 AM): Hah. Memory.
Rachel T (1:33 AM): I still have the wikipedia page open. What are you talking about, memory.
Slashy (1:33 AM): *snicker*
Slashy (1:33 AM): okay, and aside from a couple mentions of '65 years ago', which could be a generalization, I don't recall any dates in TLR
Rachel T (1:33 AM): I didn't even get to watch until way after it went up on hulu.
Slashy (1:34 AM): so I can skip it's date up to 2009 if I want to, right?
Rachel T (1:34 AM): yeah, sure
Slashy (1:37 AM): so if TLR takes place in May, I could get the key to Neal by July or August
Rachel T (1:37 AM): yes
Slashy (1:40 AM): the Trinket goes to Eureka in November
Slashy (1:41 AM): so Neal and Mozzy end up in the SGC before that? soon after Neal acquires the Key?
Rachel T (1:42 AM): Yes
Slashy (1:42 AM): not much is going on in August, so that's a good time
Rachel T (1:43 AM): Nothing is ever going on in August
Rachel T (1:43 AM): pics.livejournal.com/vampmissedith/pic/00003e26
Slashy (1:43 AM): and everything is always going on in July.
Rachel T (1:43 AM): pics.livejournal.com/vampmissedith/pic/00004f88
Rachel T (1:43 AM): yes
Slashy (1:43 AM): I will click those when I'm sure all the scripts are running properly
Slashy (1:44 AM): so, after that last epsidoe. . .I give up. I'm just gonna leave it.
Rachel T (1:44 AM): ?
Slashy (1:44 AM): I CAN NOT type the word 'episode' correctly
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Ah.
Slashy (1:45 AM): After the plane goes kablooey, what happens to Neal?
Rachel T (1:45 AM): OK. I didn't notice.
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Er...
Rachel T (1:45 AM): Peter vouches for him and they keep working together?
Slashy (1:46 AM): is he still on a tracker?
Rachel T (1:46 AM): Mmm. Yes.
Slashy (1:46 AM): so when he gets the Key. . .and goes into the Room. . .what happens?
Rachel T (1:46 AM): I have no idea
Slashy (1:47 AM): would the signal from the tracker vanish, since it's taken out of real time-space?
Slashy (1:47 AM): and then reappear wherever he exits the Room?
Rachel T (1:47 AM): Yes.
Slashy (1:47 AM): so when he and Mozzy end up in the SGC. . .
Rachel T (1:48 AM): "DNA is not LEGO BLOCKS!"
Rachel T (1:48 AM): He randomly appears again in Colorado.
Slashy (1:48 AM): and the FBI? Does Peter go to collect him?
Slashy (1:48 AM): from the SGC?
Rachel T (1:49 AM): Yeah, Peter goes in to collect him. But he doesn't get told about any of the cool stuff.
Slashy (1:49 AM): did Neal and Moz see the cool stuff?
Rachel T (1:50 AM): Yes. They walked out of one of the doors in the control room or out of the door of the General's office while the gate was active
Slashy (1:50 AM): I imagine they were made to sign nondisclosure forms or whatever, yes?
Rachel T (1:51 AM): Yes.
Slashy (1:51 AM): okay. anyone in particular you think they should meet?
Rachel T (1:51 AM): They have to meet Vala. It's essential
Slashy (1:52 AM): . . .you have no idea how tempted I am to have her follow them home.
Rachel T (1:53 AM): It would be hilarious.
Slashy (1:53 AM): also, Neal/Vala. So tempted. So very tempted.
Rachel T (1:54 AM): Do it Do it. DO. IT.
Rachel T (1:54 AM): ...Mobile phones interfere with Weevil's telepathy. That's a brilliant idea.
Slashy (1:55 AM): it must end at some point. to make way for the Neal/Peter/El. Maybe when Vala finds out she's pregnant?
Rachel T (1:56 AM): Good idea.
Slashy (1:56 AM): that gives them about a month
Slashy (1:56 AM): which is enough, because it's very shallow
Rachel T (1:56 AM): yes
Slashy (1:57 AM): except. . .if I time it like this it looks a bit dodgy. there's no real way for Vala to know that Daniel is the father if she's been sleeping with Neal for a month.
Rachel T (1:58 AM): DNA test.
Rachel T (1:58 AM): It'd be easy enough to get.
Slashy (1:59 AM): I still think it looks a bit dodgy, but I can make it work, sure.
Slashy (1:59 AM): okay, so when Vala follows them home. . .what's the rest of SG-1 doing and why does no one call her on it?
Rachel T (2:00 AM): She takes leave? Surely she has some coming to her.
Slashy (2:00 AM): right okay
Slashy (2:00 AM): that makes sense
Slashy (2:00 AM): surely if she follows them, she finds out about the Key and rest of the Objects?
Rachel T (2:00 AM): Yes.
Slashy (2:01 AM): what do you suppose she does with this knowledge?
Rachel T (2:01 AM): I don't know, but this ad has some terrible photoshopping in it.
Rachel T (2:02 AM): "
House and Wilson get a dog. Warning: Major character death"
Rachel T (2:02 AM): What the hell kind of summary is that? Does one of them trip over the dog?
Slashy (2:02 AM): maybe the dog bites their throat out?
Rachel T (2:03 AM): Maybe the dog poisons them with its farts. I know my dog does.
Slashy (2:03 AM): what do you suppose Neal does once he learns some of the history of the Objects?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): Does he know if Kate's alive at this point?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): "Warning: Intense Aircraft Hijacking."
Rachel T (2:04 AM): Sporker: As opposed to not-intense aircraft hijacking?
Rachel T (2:04 AM): MAJOR SMUT WARNING!
Major Smut is in the same military service as Corporal Punishment.
Slashy (2:05 AM): I have no idea, but he probably shouldn't be allowed to acquire the Quarter.
Rachel T (2:06 AM): No. Definitely not.
Slashy (2:07 AM): let's assume that he's mostly convinced she's dead. mostly. that work?
Rachel T (2:08 AM): works.
Slashy (2:10 AM): so. . .you think Neal shares what he knows about the Objects with Peter?
Rachel T (2:10 AM): Possibly.
Slashy (2:11 AM): Peter could track down Joe.
Rachel T (2:11 AM): He could.
Slashy (2:12 AM): and Joe is important. He could track down the Objects.
Rachel T (2:12 AM): Yes.
Rachel T (2:12 AM): On another note, did you watch any of John in DH?
Slashy (2:12 AM): and I have this theory that they could repair reality by putting every single object back into the Room
Slashy (2:12 AM): another think I keep MEANING to do.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): Oh. Well.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): He was in a coffee shop last week. And I swear to god he was flirting with the kid who was giving him coffee and helping him plot horrible things.
Rachel T (2:13 AM): To be fair, the coffee-shop boy doesn't know he's a psychopath.
Slashy (2:17 AM): now, if Peter tracks Joe. And Joe tracks the Trinket to Eureka, where you have lots of high security guys. You think Peter could get a special unit dedicated to tracking the Objects and putting them back?
Rachel T (2:20 AM): I bet he could.
Slashy (2:27 AM): I am going to beat yahoo with a cricket bat
Rachel T (2:28 AM): It's a bitch, is what it is.
Slashy (2:28 AM): so, aside from Peter and Neal, who else would be on this Unit?
Rachel T (2:28 AM): Mozz would help, but probably not officially.
Rachel T (2:29 AM): ...I'll have been awake for 24 hours in less than 30 minutes.
Rachel T (2:29 AM): Oi.
Slashy (2:29 AM): nice
Slashy (2:30 AM): so, would Peter pull people from the FBI? anyone from Eureka?
Slashy (2:30 AM): I'll bet Joe joins the Unit.
Rachel T (2:30 AM): Probably a couple from Eureka. Maybe his underling whose name I can't remember, possibly Jones as well.
Rachel T (2:30 AM): Joe, too.
Slashy (2:31 AM): uh, Lauren? am I close? *crosses fingers*
Slashy (2:31 AM): who from Eureka?
Rachel T (2:31 AM): Lauren indeed
Slashy (2:32 AM): better question, who can Eureka SPARE?
Rachel T (2:32 AM): No idea, I don't watch, OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER/RONON fic.
Rachel T (2:32 AM): FUCK. YOU. RULE. 34.
Slashy (2:32 AM): I'M SO IGNORING THAT. GAH.
Slashy (2:32 AM): Why would you share that with me?
Rachel T (2:33 AM): Sharing the pain, dear.
Slashy (2:33 AM): thanks
Slashy (2:33 AM): okay, so, this can't be that long after Neal gets the key. a couple months, maybe three?
Rachel T (2:34 AM): couple three months sounds good
Slashy (2:35 AM): so Neal and Moz at the SGC. Then Neal shares the Key with Peter. And then Vala is involved.
Rachel T (2:35 AM): right
Slashy (2:35 AM): so, Neal/Vala is over by the time the Unit is formed, but surely she can't drop out of the world of the Objects completely.
Rachel T (2:36 AM): She might be able to help when SG1 doesn't need to go out exploring the galaxy.
Slashy (2:36 AM): so she'd be, what, part-time member of the Unit?
Rachel T (2:36 AM): Which reminds me that they've been out there a few months without a significant threat. It must be a record.
Rachel T (2:36 AM): Yeah.
Slashy (2:36 AM): I seriously need a name for this Unit.
Slashy (2:37 AM): cos calling it the Unit will get very confusing.
Slashy (2:37 AM): as if there aren't enough double names without the ORGANIZATIONS doing it too
Rachel T (2:37 AM): It will get me confused with the TV show the Unit, which I don't even watch.
Rachel T (2:37 AM): I just know of it.
Slashy (2:37 AM): so, what do we call this Unit?
Rachel T (2:37 AM): ...
Rachel T (2:38 AM): My first thought was the Special Task Force Unit, but only because those were the first words I could think of that shared an acronym with something bad.
Rachel T (2:38 AM): Because I'm all of about ten.
Slashy (2:38 AM): let's try for something a bit more mature? hm?
Rachel T (2:39 AM): but mo~ment!
Slashy (2:39 AM): don't even give me that
Rachel T (2:39 AM): *pouts* fine.
Slashy (2:40 AM): I'm about to watch this weeks Wossy.
Slashy (2:40 AM): I wonder if there will be liquid nitrogen this week
Rachel T (2:40 AM): I was gonna last night, but I turned it on in the middle of this clip, so I didn't think it was actually Wossy.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Last night.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Tonight.
Rachel T (2:40 AM): Earlier tonight.
Rachel T (2:41 AM): Ugh, I've been awake too long.
Slashy (2:41 AM): 'sokay
Slashy (2:41 AM): just for now, I'm gonna keep calling it the Unit. until I can find something better.
Slashy (2:41 AM): . . .the third Poof over looks a bit like Lindsey Graham. *headdesk*
Rachel T (2:43 AM): ...Someone in the comments of the spork of the Harry/Ronon fic suggests that Rodney just forward all Sues from the Atlantis gate to gates on Wraith controlled planets. At the rate Sues enter the Stargate fandom, this person believes, the Wraith wouldn't need to go hunting regular people anymore.
Slashy (2:44 AM): . . .yes.
Rachel T (2:44 AM): Carson has a baby girl and shes Smart. <
Rachel T (2:44 AM): *pout*
Slashy (2:44 AM): I'm a little bit tempted to put Jo and Zane on the
Unit. Zane. . .has something of a criminal past, if I recall correctly. This is almost worrying.
Rachel T (2:44 AM): It got rid of my text after the carrot! WTF?
Rachel T (2:45 AM): IT sounds fun. And he'd fit right in.
Slashy (2:46 AM): he would.
Rachel T (2:46 AM): Atlantis may get attacked by Wraith/Replicators/Genii five or six times a year
and host dozens of captive lifesucking alien entities and failed
Ancient inventions that will kill you in horrible, horrible ways, NOT
TO MENTION freak storms and ginormous whales that will make your head
explode, but it's a great place to raise your kids!
Slashy (2:46 AM): now, I should probably deal with what's going on with Joe and his custody battle.
Slashy (2:47 AM): if he and Anna stayed on the run at the end of TLR, instead of returning home and trying to sort out the mess that was their life. . .the Unit could probably sort it for them
Rachel T (2:47 AM): He [Daniel] was much younger than Jack. I estimated 25 or 27.
No.
Rachel T (2:47 AM): *snerk*
Slashy (2:48 AM): like, send his wife and everyone a statement saying they'd been put into some sort of witness protection or something.
Rachel T (2:48 AM): Which would put him at 15 or 17 at the start of the series. 14 in the movie.
Rachel T (2:48 AM): That's hilarious.
Slashy (2:49 AM): and they're staying there, so ha to wife. works?
Rachel T (2:49 AM): yes
Rachel T (2:50 AM): on that note, I have to go to bed. The brother sleeps in the living room now for whatever reason, and the cat keeps waking him up. Plus, it's very tired, it is.
Rachel T (2:50 AM): So good night.
Slashy (2:50 AM): I think detective Lee Bridgewater (seriously, that's her last name.) should join the Unit too
Slashy (2:50 AM): night
Rachel T (2:50 AM): bridgewater lol
Slashy (2:50 AM): I'm not making it up
Rachel T (2:51 AM): I believe you. And honest to god, if I don't go now, it's going to end up like the time I kept trying to leave for two hours but couldn't.
Slashy (2:51 AM): personally, have no problem with that. ^_^
Slashy (2:51 AM): okay, good night
Rachel T (2:51 AM): I do. Sleep is important to me.
Rachel T (2:51 AM): Night.