Post by A Moment In Subtext on Jun 9, 2010 22:49:40 GMT -5
Slashy (9:22 PM): hallo!
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): hey
Slashy (9:23 PM): whatcha up to?
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): nm
Slashy (9:23 PM): ic
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): you?
Slashy (9:24 PM): watching SWC online
Tessa-san (9:24 PM): ah
Slashy (9:35 PM): ...there's an advert, and the only part I ever catch of it is the words "Good Vibrations"
Tessa-san (9:35 PM): heh
Tessa-san (10:15 PM): fecking yahoo
Slashy (10:15 PM): ?
Tessa-san (10:15 PM): nevermind
Slashy (10:16 PM): k
Tessa-san (10:18 PM): whatcha up to?
Slashy (10:18 PM): still watching SWC online. thinking about doing something productive.
Slashy (10:18 PM): you?
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): torchwood fic, being mildly productive, but not extremely
Slashy (10:19 PM): I see
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): considering writing the english paper I promised myself I'd write this weekend.
Slashy (10:20 PM): good luck
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): *sigh* thanks.
Slashy (10:20 PM): w00t! the third part of the Reward Sequence went through!
Slashy (10:20 PM): finally!
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): yay!
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): any second now, teaspoon will inform me of this.
Slashy (10:21 PM): orly?
Tessa-san (10:21 PM): it *should*
Slashy (10:23 PM): it went up so recently it hasn't even been read yet
Tessa-san (10:23 PM): heh
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): “I don’t think there’s any way,” Jack says through the open door.
“Any way to what?”
“Get a bigger bed down here,” Jack explains. “Not without taking out a wall.”
“They’re solid rock. We’d need dynamite,” Ianto says dismissively. Then he remembers who he’s talking to and adds firmly, “We’re not blowing the wall out with dynamite.”
Slashy (10:31 PM): ^_^
Tessa-san (10:31 PM): “So it would be more a naked, lie around the house and eat peaches Tuesday.”
“Uh-huh. I think I’m on to something here. Naked Stay Home and Have Sex and Peaches Tuesdays. It’ll revolutionize the work week.”
“Most people already have something like that.”
“They do?”
“Yes, it’s called a weekend. We never have them because of aliens.”
Slashy (10:32 PM): so, y'know what annoying thing occurred to me on the way home from work?
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): hmm?
Slashy (10:33 PM): because I always refer to the Doctor by number, I cannot regenerate him again without causing more stupid naming problems
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): Thirteen.
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): lol
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): I mean, I'm not laughing at you
Slashy (10:33 PM): you see how this doesn't help me?
Slashy (10:33 PM): yes you are
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): yeah, I am
Tessa-san (10:34 PM): *pets* poor Moment. You could do one with numerals and one with the actual word
Slashy (10:34 PM): no, that would be annoying
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): Hadley and Thirteen?
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): I mean, she has a real name.
Slashy (10:35 PM): I know she does. I think I might use Remy because it's a very pretty name.
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): But I thought...
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): fuck, what's her name.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): Her girlfriend, Sam's protege
Slashy (10:36 PM): Jennifer Hailey
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): Hailey! Hailey was the only one who called her that.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): yeah.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): or are you talking for planning purposes?
Slashy (10:36 PM): timelining
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): mm
Slashy (10:37 PM): this occurred to me because I was thinking to myself "Y'know what I should do? I should use Russell Brand as my next regeneration of the Doctor. Because that was vetoed in The Book."
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): HA
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): Yes.
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): do it.
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): That's fantastic.
Slashy (10:38 PM): I know. Of course, to do this I have to kill Twelve.
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): mm
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): Who's playing Twelve?
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): I can't remember
Slashy (10:38 PM): umm... I can't remember the actor's name. He plays Mitchell on Modern Family
Slashy (10:38 PM): cute ginger guy
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): ah
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): Is this going to be they-gave-him-new-regenerations-for-the-timewar or is it 12 is all he gets?
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): or is it uninhibited now?
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): I can't remember
Slashy (10:39 PM): I THINK they gave everyone a new cycle during the War. So he has 21 regenerations total. But, of course, with New Gallifrey this isn't as much of a problem as it was before.
Tessa-san (10:40 PM): mm
Tessa-san (10:40 PM): But the bigger thing is, I wouldn’t want to be. Even if it was offered to me on a platter.” Somehow, Ianto sounds bitter about that, like not wanting to be Prime Minister is a personal failing rather than plain common sense.
Slashy (10:41 PM): ...if someone kills Twelve but not the Master, they are going to be immediately dead, right?
Tessa-san (10:41 PM): yes
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): They will probably spontaneously combust from the Master's rage.
Slashy (10:42 PM): ha. villains I can kill. *should not be so thrilled*
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): He'll be very disappointed about that, because h'll have wanted to evicerate the murderer slowly and painfully.
Slashy (10:42 PM): ...the Master's rage can make people spontaneously combust...no, that's horrifying. HORRIFYING.
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): heh
Slashy (10:42 PM): HORRIFYING
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): I am a horrifying person.
Slashy (10:43 PM): so, who kills Twelve?
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): fuck if I know.
Slashy (10:43 PM): and when, because surely he hasn't really had enough adventures yet to warrant killing
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): mm
Slashy (10:44 PM): ...that sentence sounds terrible
Tessa-san (10:44 PM): ^^
Slashy (10:44 PM): now, I have two Doctor-y sounding unsolved crimes that Tatey-chan sent me about a week ago, so they can have those two adventures
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): right
Slashy (10:45 PM): probably with a couple less crime-y adventures between them
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): mm
Slashy (10:45 PM): and... do you suppose the blood rain was before or after the regeneration?
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): Now we know where the blood came from...
Slashy (10:46 PM): this conversation sounds so weird out of context
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): yes, I'm sure it does.
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): Context is key.
Slashy (10:46 PM): pretend you've never seen the crossoververse before.
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): WTF about blood rain?
Slashy (10:46 PM): hee
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): It's a shitty anime, actually.
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): I didn't like it, anyway.
Slashy (10:47 PM): okay
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): *shrug*
Tessa-san (10:48 PM): You know me and my ability to non sequitur
Slashy (10:48 PM): the last thing the domestics did was return Suzee and Catalina to their rightful universes
Slashy (10:48 PM): so they should have one more normal adventure before one of the crime-y ones
Tessa-san (10:49 PM): end up on a feudal planet and have to rescue a princess from a neighboring lord?
Tessa-san (10:49 PM): I'm sorry, Doctor, your princess is in another castle.
Slashy (10:50 PM): *snigger*
Slashy (10:50 PM): okay
Slashy (10:50 PM): now I need to decide which crime to use first
Slashy (10:50 PM): ...
Slashy (10:50 PM): just read that
Tessa-san (10:51 PM): It's a good thing this is probably not being monitored.
Slashy (10:51 PM): ...yeah
Slashy (10:51 PM): so... The Taman Shud Case or The Lead Masks Case?
Tessa-san (10:51 PM): The Lead Masks Case.
Slashy (10:51 PM): okay
Slashy (10:51 PM): now... how many normal adventures before the next crime?
Tessa-san (10:52 PM): a couplefew
Slashy (10:52 PM): that is not a number!
Tessa-san (10:52 PM): 3
Slashy (10:52 PM): okay, three normal adventures
Slashy (10:52 PM): well, "normal"
Tessa-san (10:53 PM): “That wasn’t a shower, that was foreplay,”
Slashy (10:53 PM): I think the blood rain should actually be somewhere in here between the two crimes
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): ok
Slashy (10:54 PM): mostly because I want the domestics arguing about it
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): hee
Slashy (10:54 PM): it will be amusing, honest.
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): I know.
Slashy (10:54 PM): but for some reason, the only dialogue that springs immediately to mind is depressingly sad
Slashy (10:54 PM): *pout*
Tessa-san (10:55 PM): sad panda
Slashy (10:56 PM): it involves this: "You still don't think I can change!" "No. I thought you already had."
Slashy (10:56 PM): *wibble*
Tessa-san (10:56 PM): *wibble*
Slashy (10:56 PM): um... *points* A ROCK!
Slashy (10:56 PM): A happy rock!
Tessa-san (10:56 PM): Ianto in handcuffs?
Tessa-san (10:57 PM): Is that a happy--if unrelated--rock?
Slashy (10:57 PM): okay
Slashy (10:57 PM): so, crime, adventure, blood rain, adventure, crime
Tessa-san (10:57 PM): right
Slashy (10:57 PM): so, I still need the adventures before and after the blood rain
Slashy (10:57 PM): and one of them should be HAPPY
Slashy (10:58 PM): probably the one before
Tessa-san (10:58 PM): I'm picturing the Doctor and the Master handcuffed together.
Tessa-san (10:58 PM): and the Doctor sans sonic screwdriver.
Tessa-san (10:59 PM): . “Should we play ‘I Spy’?”
“No.”
Right; he had forgotten that Ianto has an irrational dislike of parlour games
Slashy (10:59 PM): why doesn't the Doctor have the sonic screwdriver?
Slashy (10:59 PM): "What do you want, Stephen?"
"...Why is there no honey in the kitchen?"
"Because the last time I let you have honey, you spent twenty minutes arguing with a birch."
"It could have been an Ent! You don't know!"
Tessa-san (11:00 PM): They're being hunted by a sort of big game hunter. He's given them a 'fighting chance' given that they're time lords and all.
Tessa-san (11:00 PM): you know the drill.
Slashy (11:00 PM): and they are handcuffed together because?
Slashy (11:05 PM): internet fail
Slashy (11:05 PM): you said what in the last 5 minutes?
Tessa-san (11:05 PM): nice
Tessa-san (11:06 PM): Rachel T: They're being hunted by a sort of big game hunter. He's given them a 'fighting chance' given that they're time lords and all.
Rachel T: you know the drill.
Rachel T: lawl
Rachel T: Erin?
Rachel T: “Ointment…bloody hell, it’s not in the drawer?”
“What drawer?”
“The drawer where I throw things when I can’t be arsed to put them away.
Slashy (11:07 PM): ta
Slashy (11:07 PM): yes, Erin. and the domestics are handcuffed together because?
Tessa-san (11:08 PM): because the big game hunter doesn't want to make it *too* easy for them. Again, Time Lords.
Slashy (11:08 PM): right
Slashy (11:08 PM): they clearly get away unscathed
Tessa-san (11:08 PM): mm
Slashy (11:09 PM): then, blood rain
Slashy (11:09 PM): and then what must be a painfully awkward adventure
Slashy (11:09 PM): I love those ones
Tessa-san (11:09 PM): yeah.
Slashy (11:09 PM): ...
Slashy (11:10 PM): it's wrong that I want Twelve to go temporarily blind
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): no.
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): I think it's perfectly reasonable.
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): But I'm also pretty twisted, so YMMV
Slashy (11:12 PM): on a planet with many, many stairs. like those paintings where the stairs go everywhere despite all logic
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): yes
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): fucked gravity stairs.
Slashy (11:13 PM): I imagine this will do wonders for their trust issues
Tessa-san (11:13 PM): mm
Slashy (11:13 PM): The kittens were taking over the studio.
They scurried down the
halls and played in the break rooms. After one got accidentally shut in
a bathroom overnight, everyone started pitching in to round them up
when necessary. None had wandered onto the set in the middle of a
taping, but Jon was sure it was only a matter of time.
Tessa-san (11:13 PM):
A few hours later, Gwen is just waking up in the med bay. “I’ll get Owen,” Jack says.
Ianto nods. “I’ll keep an eye on her.” He feels responsible—he was, after all, the one who tasered her in the abdomen.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): KITTEHS!!!!
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): *snuggles kitties*
Slashy (11:14 PM): wonder what they're doing on the planet of evil stairs
Slashy (11:14 PM): ...I can't call it that
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): No, you can't.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (11:15 PM): I shall call it... Kandarry
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): And he shall be mine, and I'll hug him and squeeze him and love him for-EVER.
Slashy (11:15 PM): so, what are they doing on Kandarry, and why does Twelve go blind. these are important questions
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): mm
Slashy (11:16 PM): "Catbert?"
"Hm?"
"I'm working on names, Jon. How about Colb-cat? Colbitten?"
"Taken, awkward, and probably a bad omen."
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): heh
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): I love Dilbert
Slashy (11:16 PM): there must be something other than evil stairs on Kandarry
Slashy (11:16 PM): something the domestics want/need
Tessa-san (11:17 PM): some kind of festival?
Slashy (11:17 PM): I was going for councelling, but yours sounds much more fun
Tessa-san (11:17 PM): Kandarry Satellite Festival.
Slashy (11:18 PM): right... if they weren't already married, I'd say this should be one of those festivals.
Tessa-san (11:18 PM): mm
Slashy (11:20 PM): of course, they're having enough problems it prolly wouldn't hurt them to do it again
Slashy (11:20 PM): of their own free will
Tessa-san (11:20 PM): The brother just shouted "It's just like Romeo and Juliet, only it's gay and it's in space."
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): I have no idea why.
Slashy (11:21 PM): ...
Slashy (11:21 PM): that's great
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): he won't tell me what it's from
Slashy (11:21 PM): damn
Slashy (11:22 PM): okay, so they go to the festival to renew the vows they were forced to take by Romana...
Slashy (11:22 PM): again with the context and this being SO WEIRD without it
Tessa-san (11:22 PM): heh
Slashy (11:22 PM): and then there's a crime
Slashy (11:22 PM): and then a regeneration
Slashy (11:22 PM): so now I need to know who/what kills Twelve
Tessa-san (11:23 PM): and then the Master kills somebody
Slashy (11:23 PM): well, yeah
Slashy (11:24 PM): I think, maybe, the Doctor shouldn't be around for that part
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): mm
Slashy (11:24 PM): I don't have any evil space bad guys
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): *pout*
Slashy (11:25 PM): all my villains are dead, in the process of reform, or clearly on Earth being dealt with by TW
Slashy (11:26 PM): ...I don't WANT to create another villain
Tessa-san (11:26 PM): *hugs*
Slashy (11:26 PM): which of my other universes can I throw them into where there are villains?
Tessa-san (11:26 PM): Uh...
Tessa-san (11:27 PM): are there any goauld left in the Gateverse?
Slashy (11:28 PM): don't think so
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): Could they go back a bit?
Slashy (11:29 PM): there are Wraith, but feeding on Time Lords causes instant regeneration and instant death to the Wraith, so the Master doesn't get to kill anything
Slashy (11:29 PM): timelines. I'm trying not to complicate them
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): "I feel like rubbing my wealth in somebody's face." "I am so glad he said wealth."
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): mm
Tessa-san (11:30 PM): right.
Tessa-san (11:30 PM): "What's that thing?" "It's phallic symbol island."
Slashy (11:31 PM): *snigger*
Slashy (11:32 PM): okay, so not the Gateverse. and the Buffyverse is so neglected right now I don't even know what to do with it, so not that. That leaves the three Space Ship Verses.
Tessa-san (11:32 PM): "Are you going to just paraphrase old TV shows and movies at us, or are you actually going to do something?" "Your mother." beat "I wonder who that guy was."
Tessa-san (11:32 PM): right
Slashy (11:34 PM): ...I was wrong. It IS possible to cross live-action with cartoons. And not be utter fail. Crack, but not fail. Oh, Erin.
Tessa-san (11:35 PM): "You know what they say: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and you're going to get curb stomped."
Tessa-san (11:35 PM): ?
Slashy (11:35 PM): reseda.dreamwidth.org/84114.html
Slashy (11:35 PM): that
Tessa-san (11:36 PM): "Aww, it's cute. Duke and Tristan got their own little hole."
Slashy (11:37 PM): reseda.dreamwidth.org/84358.html and THIS
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): "WHO THE F*CK IS FUNIMATION?!:
Slashy (11:38 PM): so. Caseverse, Flyverse, or Rommieverse?
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): "Ready or not, here I come--to murder you!"
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): Caseverse
Tessa-san (11:40 PM): heee that was funny
Slashy (11:42 PM): Caseverse villains include: Warlord Shank (last seen trapped by Pezu and having lasers shot at him), Reaver the Space Pirate (whose history with Goddard is sketchy at best), and... er... no, that might be it.
Slashy (11:42 PM): which is still more than the Whoniverse, at this point
Tessa-san (11:42 PM): mm
Slashy (11:44 PM): it's so very wrong that I want the Christa and the Tardis to be psychically linked, right?
Tessa-san (11:44 PM): do it
Slashy (11:44 PM): just because they're both sentient semi-biological ships
Slashy (11:44 PM): so when the Tardis jumps to the Christa's aid, the Doctor has ABSOLUTELY NOT IDEA what's going on
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): right
Slashy (11:45 PM): now, do I want to go for Evil Dictator or Space Pirate as my baddie?
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): Space Pirate.
Slashy (11:48 PM): okay. so Reaver and his sidekick, whose name I'm blanking on, attack the Christa...
Slashy (11:48 PM): for some reason, I want them to have Elmira... maybe they intend to sell her
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): OK
Slashy (11:49 PM): a Spung Oracle would probably sell for a high price, and the fact that she's Warlord Shank's daughter makes for great ransom, ne?
Tessa-san (11:50 PM): aye
Slashy (11:50 PM): so they attack the Christa and incapacitate the crew... and then they offer to trade Elmira for Radu
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): ooo
Slashy (11:51 PM): I haven't figured out what happens next, except that the Tardis shows up at some point
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): "Drop your weapons on the ground." as opposed to...
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): On the sky?
Slashy (11:55 PM): "I don't understand," sent Jon's computer. "We tricked Jonathan! That was wrong! Why did it make him happy?"
I'll Tell You When You're Older, printed Stephen's computer in reply.
Tessa-san (11:55 PM): heeee
Tessa-san (11:56 PM): RE: puppet governments. "We still do that?" "Yeah. Sad thing is, we don't even use real puppets anymore, just socks with buttons sewn on 'em."
Slashy (11:56 PM): I think Radu decides to go along with this arrangement to keep Elmira safe. So Reaver and sidekick sabotage the engine so they can't be followed and take off. Completely not expecting the Tardis to show up in their hold.
Slashy (11:57 PM): the Doctor is going to get very sick of returning stray crew members to the Christa...
Tessa-san (11:57 PM): right
Slashy (11:58 PM): so they have Reaver and sidekick in custody and are going to turn them over to the nearest space policemen. but Reaver has a gun.
Slashy (11:58 PM): this will not end well for him
Tessa-san (11:59 PM): oh dear
Slashy (12:00 AM): actually, this will end with him dead
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): Yes.
Slashy (12:00 AM): so, not well at all
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): The Master should do horrible things to him.
Slashy (12:00 AM): *eyebrow*
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): Involving knives and soddering irons
Tessa-san (12:03 AM): MAry, quit having massive ammounts of subtext with the foreign revolutionary
Slashy (12:04 AM): and where does the Master get these things?
Slashy (12:05 AM): you know the Doctor doesn't let him keep them in the Tardis
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): Somewhere in the Tardis, I'm sure.
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): heh
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): A sodering iron?
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): Not in the Tardis?
Slashy (12:05 AM): like either of them can be trusted with that
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): heh
Slashy (12:05 AM): so, where does he get them?
Slashy (12:06 AM): and how does he accomplish this horrible thing without the Doctor finding out?
Slashy (12:06 AM): he's regenerated, not disappeared
Tessa-san (12:07 AM): He hides?
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): Also. Marshall is having massive amounts of subtext now, too. Except Marshall is extremely gay, so it makes sense.
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Ah, Mary. Thank you for making that joke for me.
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Marshall: I sort of have date, thing...
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Mary: Oh. Who's the lucky guy?
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Marshall: shut up. ><
Slashy (12:11 AM): hehe
Slashy (12:11 AM): ...wait. he HIDES? that's it? where?
Tessa-san (12:11 AM): I don't know.
Slashy (12:12 AM): that's helpful
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Bobby D!!!
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Somewhere in the very bowels of the Tardis?
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Who doesn't want them found by the Doctor.
Slashy (12:13 AM): yes, because he should definately kill someone IN THE TARDIS.
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): yes
Slashy (12:13 AM): see: blood rain, for how that sort of thing turns out for him
Slashy (12:14 AM): not that I don't think the Tardis wouldn't help, because she would totally be that furious, but I don't think he'd want to take the chance that the Doctor would someday find the evidence.
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): Bobby D!!!!!!!!
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): Marshall's crying.
Tessa-san (12:16 AM): *wibble*
Slashy (12:16 AM): um...I'm sorry?
Slashy (12:16 AM): now, Reaver's ship isn't THAT big, but if he's very careful he could probably use that. and then rig it to self-destruct when he's done.
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): mm
Slashy (12:17 AM): "The Wørd moonlights at a karaoke bar (as, of course, the bouncy ball that follows along with the words)."
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): heeeee
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): That's right, Marshall, be passive agressive.
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): YES
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY, STAN!
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): ILU, Stan.
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): Aw. Francesca.
Slashy (12:20 AM): so the Master tortures Reaver and kills him and blows up his ship. while the Doctor is in the Tardis recovering from his regeneration. then they return Radu to the Christa and go back to their own universe.
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...where were we with TWG?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): IDK
Slashy (12:21 AM): oh, right, the Ood were contacting QLSam for something
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): right
Slashy (12:22 AM): ...it's bad that I want there to be consequences for him not using his biological teleport
Slashy (12:22 AM): like radiation buildup or something
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): do it
Slashy (12:22 AM): right?
Slashy (12:22 AM): ...and you encourage me
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): You've met me?
Slashy (12:22 AM): I don't know why I'm surprised
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): Aww
Slashy (12:22 AM): I just am
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): Raph and Marshall.
Slashy (12:22 AM): this is me, not knowing what you're on about
Slashy (12:22 AM): just so you know
Tessa-san (12:23 AM): IPS.
Slashy (12:24 AM): right
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): srry
Slashy (12:24 AM): not a problem
Slashy (12:25 AM): so, I think QLSam should already be slightly sick because of this radiation when the Ood contact him
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): holy shit, Marshall looks scary when he's mad
Slashy (12:27 AM): so to get rid of the energy buildup, Sam should have to Leap pretty far. and possibly not have enough left to get back.
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): mm
Slashy (12:27 AM): which is mean and therefore perfect for the crossoververse
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Mario: So why am I still here, what do you want to know?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Marshall:...I wanna know what you dream about.
Slashy (12:28 AM): now, I'm tempted to say that Sam THOUGHT he'd be able to get back, and so didn't bring Al with him
Slashy (12:28 AM): is this too mean?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): no
Slashy (12:29 AM): good
Slashy (12:29 AM): and then the Ood contact him
Slashy (12:29 AM): how far to you think he should have Leaped?
Tessa-san (12:29 AM): very, very far.
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): UGH! I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT DIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKK
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): Yes, show us footage from earlier in the episode, only granier this time.
Slashy (12:30 AM): how far is very, very far? and in which direction?
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): *grainier
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): few thousand years forward--what If QLSam jumps into Jack in the 51st century?
Slashy (12:31 AM): Warnings: Also, this starts off as slapstick, then gets angsty, then turns into
quasi-serious het porn, which reads like lesbian porn, but with male
pronouns/dirty talk. The author has no idea how to warn for this.
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): hee
Slashy (12:32 AM): when in the 51st century? he's there A LOT
Slashy (12:32 AM): damned Time Agents
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): Do we already have an explanation for the missing two years?
Slashy (12:33 AM): I personally like the "was killed, came back because of retroactive Factness, this is temporally unsound", but no, we never specifically said.
Tessa-san (12:34 AM): sam was stuck in his head?
Slashy (12:35 AM): ...did they completely switch or are they both in there?
Slashy (12:35 AM): ...sentence sounds so weird
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): both ther
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): *there
Slashy (12:36 AM): and they had to remove two whole years because?
Slashy (12:36 AM): surely they have the technology to FIX THIS in the 51st century
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): Jack's on the run and can't risk it?
Slashy (12:37 AM): what's he on the run for?
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): pissing off the time agency?
Slashy (12:39 AM): of course
Slashy (12:40 AM): now, at this point, if only Sam's consciousness Leaped, his body is still back at TWG. empty.
Slashy (12:40 AM): ...
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): Owen?
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): That would be so very fucked up
Slashy (12:41 AM): let's try to keep the creepy to a minimum this time
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): It's the crossoververse and you're trying to tell me that Owen inhabiting Sam's empty body is the creepiest thing we've talked about tonight?
Slashy (12:41 AM): anyway, I think Tozie already went back to TWS
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): *snap*
Slashy (12:43 AM): I think this is a good time for something in the Archives to be used like the... dammit, I can't remember the proper name of it, the room Al went in so he could communicate with Sam.
Slashy (12:43 AM): TWG should have some VR equipment that Ziggy could adapt, right?
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): mm
Slashy (12:45 AM): so there is now holo!Al...and George the Ood...talking to Sam in his head, which happens to be in Jack's head...
Slashy (12:45 AM): it's getting crowded in there
Tessa-san (12:45 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:46 AM): TWG should be able to figure out how to get Sam back once they establish contact
Tessa-san (12:46 AM): mm
Slashy (12:47 AM): ...because of the way holoAl works, does Jack see him too, or just Sam?
Tessa-san (12:47 AM): let's go with both
Tessa-san (12:48 AM): Holy shit, do I love Jon
Slashy (12:48 AM): ?
Slashy (12:49 AM): what about George the Ood, does Jack see him too?
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): watching his post-9/11 speech
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): yes
Slashy (12:50 AM): oh. okay. how long do you suppose it takes to get Sam back?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): i dunno
Slashy (12:50 AM): I'm thinking his body should be hanging around empty for a few adventures, at least
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:50 AM): ...I don't know why this is all striking me as weird today
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): have you gotten a dose of the real world today
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): ?
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): Anyone who says Jon Stewart isn't a patriot needs to be dragged out into the street, shot, and then curbstomped for good measure.
Slashy (12:53 AM): I'm imagining Al locking himself in a room with the VR stuff because he doesn't want to leave Sam alone.
Slashy (12:54 AM): both of them are going to need to be hospitalized or something
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): moment of Zen: Jon Stewart+puppy
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): yeah, pretty much
Tessa-san (1:15 AM): when did John chip his tooth?
Slashy (1:15 AM): ...what?
Tessa-san (1:16 AM): One of John Oliver's teeth is chipped
Slashy (1:16 AM): oh. I hadn't noticed.
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): oh god
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): I just agrred with something glenn beck said
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): shoot me
Slashy (1:20 AM): *shoots you*
Slashy (1:20 AM): better?
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): no
Slashy (1:21 AM): sorry
Slashy (1:23 AM): murgle. internet had failure
Tessa-san (1:23 AM): sympathy
Slashy (1:23 AM): so what was it you agreed with?
Tessa-san (1:24 AM): systematic extermination of jews=/=making sure that people are in the country legally.
Slashy (1:24 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): glenn beck was the one who had to say that.
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): wtf
Slashy (1:26 AM): I have no idea
Slashy (1:26 AM): I'm about to watch the second part of Chibnall's two parter
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): w00t
Slashy (1:26 AM): wanna join me?
Slashy (1:27 AM): *rereads sentence*
Slashy (1:27 AM): *shakes head*
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): I've not watched the first part
Slashy (1:27 AM): ...srsly?
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): and am watching TDS
Slashy (1:27 AM): okay. have fun with that
Tessa-san (1:28 AM): You two
Slashy (1:28 AM): ...*eyebrow*
Tessa-san (1:29 AM): Jon talking to Michael Patrick King is fantastic
Slashy (1:29 AM): oh dear...the 'previously' ends with the Doctor saying "nobody is going to die today". I wonder what that could be foreshadowing.
Tessa-san (1:29 AM): I wonder.
Slashy (1:30 AM): the Doctor has just been knocked out by some sort of gas...
Tessa-san (1:30 AM): goodies
Slashy (1:31 AM): Respiratory. Bypass. System.
Slashy (1:31 AM): *kick*
Tessa-san (1:34 AM): aww
Tessa-san (1:34 AM): Jon and teddy bear
Slashy (1:42 AM): oh, look, someone's dead
Tessa-san (1:43 AM): what a twist
Tessa-san (1:43 AM): chibnall killed somebody? huge shock
Slashy (1:43 AM): he was terribly unsubtle about it, too
Tessa-san (1:44 AM): No one ever said Chibnall was subtle
Slashy (1:44 AM): I was hoping the Moff would teach him.
Tessa-san (1:44 AM): good luck
Slashy (1:46 AM): ..."We have hostages," the Silurian woman says. Rory's response?
Slashy (1:46 AM): "Doctor! Amy!"
Slashy (1:46 AM): in that order
Tessa-san (1:46 AM): lawl
Slashy (1:49 AM): "Are you allowed to negotiate on behalf of the humans?" "What? Me? No!"
Tessa-san (1:49 AM): heh
Slashy (1:51 AM): ...the Doctor just said "That's fab." in the gayest tone ever
Tessa-san (1:51 AM): heh
Slashy (1:53 AM): ..."I rather love you," he says to the male Silurian. Then they do a weird-yet-adorable handshake thingy.
Slashy (1:53 AM): I knew I loved Chibnall for something
Tessa-san (1:53 AM): awww
Tessa-san (1:53 AM): Chibnall! *glomps Chibnall*
Tessa-san (1:55 AM): Eli was in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Tessa-san (1:55 AM): I didn't know that
Slashy (1:55 AM): ...neither did I
Slashy (2:00 AM): "This is a deadly weapon, stay back!" Oh, Doctor. The sonic screwdriver is so not a weapon.
Slashy (2:07 AM): *snicker* As they all run for their lives, Rory appears from where ever he was, running in the other direction. Amy grabs her arm and yells "Other way, idiot." That's it.
Tessa-san (2:07 AM): heee
Slashy (2:09 AM): RORY!
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): ?
Slashy (2:10 AM): Rory just got shot. He jumped in front of a laser to save the Doctor.
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): 0.o
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): oh no!!!!
Slashy (2:11 AM): and then the crack swallowed him
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): ...
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): MR CHIBNAL?!
Slashy (2:12 AM): *sniff* And I think Amy just forgot him. Because he's part of her history.
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): *wibble*
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): did the doctor forget him?
Slashy (2:13 AM): no
Slashy (2:13 AM): just Amy
Tessa-san (2:13 AM): that's something
Slashy (2:14 AM): ...oh. the shrapnel the Doctor pulled out of the crack when he stuck his hand in it is a piece of the Tardis.
Slashy (2:14 AM): that's not good
Tessa-san (2:14 AM): no
Slashy (2:14 AM): the, uh, implication there is that the Tardis is going to go boom sometime in the future.
Tessa-san (2:14 AM): maybe it's jack's
Slashy (2:14 AM): *pout* as if this episode needed any MORE sad
Slashy (2:15 AM): Jack's wouldn't be a police box
Slashy (2:15 AM): it's a part of the police box sign on the front
Tessa-san (2:15 AM): *sniffle*
Slashy (2:15 AM): and here I was worried that this wasn't going to be a memorable episode
Slashy (2:15 AM): dammit
Tessa-san (2:16 AM): mr chibnall, why so evil
Slashy (2:16 AM): I blame Mr. Moffat.
Slashy (2:16 AM): it's his show now. he gets the blame
Tessa-san (2:16 AM): do that
Tessa-san (2:18 AM): I love Jon
Slashy (2:18 AM): so you've said
Slashy (2:21 AM): Matt Smith does the "oh shit, something horrible is going to happen very soon" look very well
Tessa-san (2:21 AM): that's essential for playing the doctor
Slashy (2:22 AM): yeah
Slashy (2:22 AM): next week we get Van Gogh
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): ooooh
Slashy (2:22 AM): but...*wibble* I loved Rory. I really, really did.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): *sniffle*
Slashy (2:23 AM): bad series, killing people I like. bad.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): mm
Slashy (2:23 AM): I need to find something happy to counter this
Tessa-san (2:24 AM): go read fun porn?
Slashy (2:24 AM): eh
Slashy (2:24 AM): "Mr. Smith! I need you. And without all the fanfare, if you please."
The computer did not
please. What was the use of being more advanced than any machine humans
would develop in the next four centuries if you didn't get to show off?
He played his opening anthem anyway.
Slashy (2:25 AM): this works
Tessa-san (2:25 AM): mmm
Slashy (2:27 AM): [Mr. Smith] simply couldn't process why (to take an example at random) Sarah
Jane, who in recent years had displayed her species' signs of arousal
with an intensity and frequency that increased in inverse proportion to
the amount of clothing that a certain human was wearing, would decline
when [he] offered to generate visual representations of this same
human wearing no clothing at all.
(He had, after all, already
done this for every human who had ever set foot in the house. It had
been a slow afternoon, so he'd had a couple of milliseconds to spare.)
Tessa-san (2:28 AM): heh
Slashy (2:30 AM): "If someone your age wanted to kiss you, how would they go about it?"
If Maria looked surprised at that, it was nothing to how Sarah Jane felt.
What was the use of careful preparation if you were going to just blurt
it out like that? She opened her mouth to explain, to apologize, to do
some kind of damage control—
"Someone my age," interrupted Maria, "would have asked back in the car. And then we would have made out for a while, before we ended up on Dad's front porch."
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): heh
Slashy (2:30 AM): yup, that fic was exactly what I needed
Tessa-san (2:31 AM): ^^
Slashy (2:32 AM): the third part of the Reward Sequence has been read 11 times. it has not yet been reviewed. *pout*
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): my email hasn't alerted me yet. odd
Slashy (2:33 AM): huh
Slashy (2:33 AM): well, I know it's there
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): *shrug*
Slashy (2:38 AM): I've decided I'm quite proud of Martha's answerphone message. *nodnod*
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): ok, sleep tiem is now
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): happy memorial day.
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): I'll talk to you later ^^
Slashy (2:45 AM): kk
Slashy (2:45 AM): night
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): hey
Slashy (9:23 PM): whatcha up to?
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): nm
Slashy (9:23 PM): ic
Tessa-san (9:23 PM): you?
Slashy (9:24 PM): watching SWC online
Tessa-san (9:24 PM): ah
Slashy (9:35 PM): ...there's an advert, and the only part I ever catch of it is the words "Good Vibrations"
Tessa-san (9:35 PM): heh
Tessa-san (10:15 PM): fecking yahoo
Slashy (10:15 PM): ?
Tessa-san (10:15 PM): nevermind
Slashy (10:16 PM): k
Tessa-san (10:18 PM): whatcha up to?
Slashy (10:18 PM): still watching SWC online. thinking about doing something productive.
Slashy (10:18 PM): you?
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): torchwood fic, being mildly productive, but not extremely
Slashy (10:19 PM): I see
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): considering writing the english paper I promised myself I'd write this weekend.
Slashy (10:20 PM): good luck
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): *sigh* thanks.
Slashy (10:20 PM): w00t! the third part of the Reward Sequence went through!
Slashy (10:20 PM): finally!
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): yay!
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): any second now, teaspoon will inform me of this.
Slashy (10:21 PM): orly?
Tessa-san (10:21 PM): it *should*
Slashy (10:23 PM): it went up so recently it hasn't even been read yet
Tessa-san (10:23 PM): heh
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): “I don’t think there’s any way,” Jack says through the open door.
“Any way to what?”
“Get a bigger bed down here,” Jack explains. “Not without taking out a wall.”
“They’re solid rock. We’d need dynamite,” Ianto says dismissively. Then he remembers who he’s talking to and adds firmly, “We’re not blowing the wall out with dynamite.”
Slashy (10:31 PM): ^_^
Tessa-san (10:31 PM): “So it would be more a naked, lie around the house and eat peaches Tuesday.”
“Uh-huh. I think I’m on to something here. Naked Stay Home and Have Sex and Peaches Tuesdays. It’ll revolutionize the work week.”
“Most people already have something like that.”
“They do?”
“Yes, it’s called a weekend. We never have them because of aliens.”
Slashy (10:32 PM): so, y'know what annoying thing occurred to me on the way home from work?
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): hmm?
Slashy (10:33 PM): because I always refer to the Doctor by number, I cannot regenerate him again without causing more stupid naming problems
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): Thirteen.
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): lol
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): I mean, I'm not laughing at you
Slashy (10:33 PM): you see how this doesn't help me?
Slashy (10:33 PM): yes you are
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): yeah, I am
Tessa-san (10:34 PM): *pets* poor Moment. You could do one with numerals and one with the actual word
Slashy (10:34 PM): no, that would be annoying
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): Hadley and Thirteen?
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): I mean, she has a real name.
Slashy (10:35 PM): I know she does. I think I might use Remy because it's a very pretty name.
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): But I thought...
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): fuck, what's her name.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): Her girlfriend, Sam's protege
Slashy (10:36 PM): Jennifer Hailey
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): Hailey! Hailey was the only one who called her that.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): yeah.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): or are you talking for planning purposes?
Slashy (10:36 PM): timelining
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): mm
Slashy (10:37 PM): this occurred to me because I was thinking to myself "Y'know what I should do? I should use Russell Brand as my next regeneration of the Doctor. Because that was vetoed in The Book."
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): HA
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): Yes.
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): do it.
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): That's fantastic.
Slashy (10:38 PM): I know. Of course, to do this I have to kill Twelve.
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): mm
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): Who's playing Twelve?
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): I can't remember
Slashy (10:38 PM): umm... I can't remember the actor's name. He plays Mitchell on Modern Family
Slashy (10:38 PM): cute ginger guy
Tessa-san (10:38 PM): ah
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): Is this going to be they-gave-him-new-regenerations-for-the-timewar or is it 12 is all he gets?
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): or is it uninhibited now?
Tessa-san (10:39 PM): I can't remember
Slashy (10:39 PM): I THINK they gave everyone a new cycle during the War. So he has 21 regenerations total. But, of course, with New Gallifrey this isn't as much of a problem as it was before.
Tessa-san (10:40 PM): mm
Tessa-san (10:40 PM): But the bigger thing is, I wouldn’t want to be. Even if it was offered to me on a platter.” Somehow, Ianto sounds bitter about that, like not wanting to be Prime Minister is a personal failing rather than plain common sense.
Slashy (10:41 PM): ...if someone kills Twelve but not the Master, they are going to be immediately dead, right?
Tessa-san (10:41 PM): yes
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): They will probably spontaneously combust from the Master's rage.
Slashy (10:42 PM): ha. villains I can kill. *should not be so thrilled*
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): He'll be very disappointed about that, because h'll have wanted to evicerate the murderer slowly and painfully.
Slashy (10:42 PM): ...the Master's rage can make people spontaneously combust...no, that's horrifying. HORRIFYING.
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): heh
Slashy (10:42 PM): HORRIFYING
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): I am a horrifying person.
Slashy (10:43 PM): so, who kills Twelve?
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): fuck if I know.
Slashy (10:43 PM): and when, because surely he hasn't really had enough adventures yet to warrant killing
Tessa-san (10:43 PM): mm
Slashy (10:44 PM): ...that sentence sounds terrible
Tessa-san (10:44 PM): ^^
Slashy (10:44 PM): now, I have two Doctor-y sounding unsolved crimes that Tatey-chan sent me about a week ago, so they can have those two adventures
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): right
Slashy (10:45 PM): probably with a couple less crime-y adventures between them
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): mm
Slashy (10:45 PM): and... do you suppose the blood rain was before or after the regeneration?
Tessa-san (10:45 PM): Now we know where the blood came from...
Slashy (10:46 PM): this conversation sounds so weird out of context
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): yes, I'm sure it does.
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): Context is key.
Slashy (10:46 PM): pretend you've never seen the crossoververse before.
Tessa-san (10:46 PM): WTF about blood rain?
Slashy (10:46 PM): hee
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): It's a shitty anime, actually.
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): I didn't like it, anyway.
Slashy (10:47 PM): okay
Tessa-san (10:47 PM): *shrug*
Tessa-san (10:48 PM): You know me and my ability to non sequitur
Slashy (10:48 PM): the last thing the domestics did was return Suzee and Catalina to their rightful universes
Slashy (10:48 PM): so they should have one more normal adventure before one of the crime-y ones
Tessa-san (10:49 PM): end up on a feudal planet and have to rescue a princess from a neighboring lord?
Tessa-san (10:49 PM): I'm sorry, Doctor, your princess is in another castle.
Slashy (10:50 PM): *snigger*
Slashy (10:50 PM): okay
Slashy (10:50 PM): now I need to decide which crime to use first
Slashy (10:50 PM): ...
Slashy (10:50 PM): just read that
Tessa-san (10:51 PM): It's a good thing this is probably not being monitored.
Slashy (10:51 PM): ...yeah
Slashy (10:51 PM): so... The Taman Shud Case or The Lead Masks Case?
Tessa-san (10:51 PM): The Lead Masks Case.
Slashy (10:51 PM): okay
Slashy (10:51 PM): now... how many normal adventures before the next crime?
Tessa-san (10:52 PM): a couplefew
Slashy (10:52 PM): that is not a number!
Tessa-san (10:52 PM): 3
Slashy (10:52 PM): okay, three normal adventures
Slashy (10:52 PM): well, "normal"
Tessa-san (10:53 PM): “That wasn’t a shower, that was foreplay,”
Slashy (10:53 PM): I think the blood rain should actually be somewhere in here between the two crimes
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): ok
Slashy (10:54 PM): mostly because I want the domestics arguing about it
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): hee
Slashy (10:54 PM): it will be amusing, honest.
Tessa-san (10:54 PM): I know.
Slashy (10:54 PM): but for some reason, the only dialogue that springs immediately to mind is depressingly sad
Slashy (10:54 PM): *pout*
Tessa-san (10:55 PM): sad panda
Slashy (10:56 PM): it involves this: "You still don't think I can change!" "No. I thought you already had."
Slashy (10:56 PM): *wibble*
Tessa-san (10:56 PM): *wibble*
Slashy (10:56 PM): um... *points* A ROCK!
Slashy (10:56 PM): A happy rock!
Tessa-san (10:56 PM): Ianto in handcuffs?
Tessa-san (10:57 PM): Is that a happy--if unrelated--rock?
Slashy (10:57 PM): okay
Slashy (10:57 PM): so, crime, adventure, blood rain, adventure, crime
Tessa-san (10:57 PM): right
Slashy (10:57 PM): so, I still need the adventures before and after the blood rain
Slashy (10:57 PM): and one of them should be HAPPY
Slashy (10:58 PM): probably the one before
Tessa-san (10:58 PM): I'm picturing the Doctor and the Master handcuffed together.
Tessa-san (10:58 PM): and the Doctor sans sonic screwdriver.
Tessa-san (10:59 PM): . “Should we play ‘I Spy’?”
“No.”
Right; he had forgotten that Ianto has an irrational dislike of parlour games
Slashy (10:59 PM): why doesn't the Doctor have the sonic screwdriver?
Slashy (10:59 PM): "What do you want, Stephen?"
"...Why is there no honey in the kitchen?"
"Because the last time I let you have honey, you spent twenty minutes arguing with a birch."
"It could have been an Ent! You don't know!"
Tessa-san (11:00 PM): They're being hunted by a sort of big game hunter. He's given them a 'fighting chance' given that they're time lords and all.
Tessa-san (11:00 PM): you know the drill.
Slashy (11:00 PM): and they are handcuffed together because?
Slashy (11:05 PM): internet fail
Slashy (11:05 PM): you said what in the last 5 minutes?
Tessa-san (11:05 PM): nice
Tessa-san (11:06 PM): Rachel T: They're being hunted by a sort of big game hunter. He's given them a 'fighting chance' given that they're time lords and all.
Rachel T: you know the drill.
Rachel T: lawl
Rachel T: Erin?
Rachel T: “Ointment…bloody hell, it’s not in the drawer?”
“What drawer?”
“The drawer where I throw things when I can’t be arsed to put them away.
Slashy (11:07 PM): ta
Slashy (11:07 PM): yes, Erin. and the domestics are handcuffed together because?
Tessa-san (11:08 PM): because the big game hunter doesn't want to make it *too* easy for them. Again, Time Lords.
Slashy (11:08 PM): right
Slashy (11:08 PM): they clearly get away unscathed
Tessa-san (11:08 PM): mm
Slashy (11:09 PM): then, blood rain
Slashy (11:09 PM): and then what must be a painfully awkward adventure
Slashy (11:09 PM): I love those ones
Tessa-san (11:09 PM): yeah.
Slashy (11:09 PM): ...
Slashy (11:10 PM): it's wrong that I want Twelve to go temporarily blind
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): no.
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): I think it's perfectly reasonable.
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): But I'm also pretty twisted, so YMMV
Slashy (11:12 PM): on a planet with many, many stairs. like those paintings where the stairs go everywhere despite all logic
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): yes
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): fucked gravity stairs.
Slashy (11:13 PM): I imagine this will do wonders for their trust issues
Tessa-san (11:13 PM): mm
Slashy (11:13 PM): The kittens were taking over the studio.
They scurried down the
halls and played in the break rooms. After one got accidentally shut in
a bathroom overnight, everyone started pitching in to round them up
when necessary. None had wandered onto the set in the middle of a
taping, but Jon was sure it was only a matter of time.
Tessa-san (11:13 PM):
A few hours later, Gwen is just waking up in the med bay. “I’ll get Owen,” Jack says.
Ianto nods. “I’ll keep an eye on her.” He feels responsible—he was, after all, the one who tasered her in the abdomen.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): KITTEHS!!!!
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): *snuggles kitties*
Slashy (11:14 PM): wonder what they're doing on the planet of evil stairs
Slashy (11:14 PM): ...I can't call it that
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): No, you can't.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (11:15 PM): I shall call it... Kandarry
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): And he shall be mine, and I'll hug him and squeeze him and love him for-EVER.
Slashy (11:15 PM): so, what are they doing on Kandarry, and why does Twelve go blind. these are important questions
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): mm
Slashy (11:16 PM): "Catbert?"
"Hm?"
"I'm working on names, Jon. How about Colb-cat? Colbitten?"
"Taken, awkward, and probably a bad omen."
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): heh
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): I love Dilbert
Slashy (11:16 PM): there must be something other than evil stairs on Kandarry
Slashy (11:16 PM): something the domestics want/need
Tessa-san (11:17 PM): some kind of festival?
Slashy (11:17 PM): I was going for councelling, but yours sounds much more fun
Tessa-san (11:17 PM): Kandarry Satellite Festival.
Slashy (11:18 PM): right... if they weren't already married, I'd say this should be one of those festivals.
Tessa-san (11:18 PM): mm
Slashy (11:20 PM): of course, they're having enough problems it prolly wouldn't hurt them to do it again
Slashy (11:20 PM): of their own free will
Tessa-san (11:20 PM): The brother just shouted "It's just like Romeo and Juliet, only it's gay and it's in space."
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): I have no idea why.
Slashy (11:21 PM): ...
Slashy (11:21 PM): that's great
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): he won't tell me what it's from
Slashy (11:21 PM): damn
Slashy (11:22 PM): okay, so they go to the festival to renew the vows they were forced to take by Romana...
Slashy (11:22 PM): again with the context and this being SO WEIRD without it
Tessa-san (11:22 PM): heh
Slashy (11:22 PM): and then there's a crime
Slashy (11:22 PM): and then a regeneration
Slashy (11:22 PM): so now I need to know who/what kills Twelve
Tessa-san (11:23 PM): and then the Master kills somebody
Slashy (11:23 PM): well, yeah
Slashy (11:24 PM): I think, maybe, the Doctor shouldn't be around for that part
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): mm
Slashy (11:24 PM): I don't have any evil space bad guys
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): *pout*
Slashy (11:25 PM): all my villains are dead, in the process of reform, or clearly on Earth being dealt with by TW
Slashy (11:26 PM): ...I don't WANT to create another villain
Tessa-san (11:26 PM): *hugs*
Slashy (11:26 PM): which of my other universes can I throw them into where there are villains?
Tessa-san (11:26 PM): Uh...
Tessa-san (11:27 PM): are there any goauld left in the Gateverse?
Slashy (11:28 PM): don't think so
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): Could they go back a bit?
Slashy (11:29 PM): there are Wraith, but feeding on Time Lords causes instant regeneration and instant death to the Wraith, so the Master doesn't get to kill anything
Slashy (11:29 PM): timelines. I'm trying not to complicate them
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): "I feel like rubbing my wealth in somebody's face." "I am so glad he said wealth."
Tessa-san (11:29 PM): mm
Tessa-san (11:30 PM): right.
Tessa-san (11:30 PM): "What's that thing?" "It's phallic symbol island."
Slashy (11:31 PM): *snigger*
Slashy (11:32 PM): okay, so not the Gateverse. and the Buffyverse is so neglected right now I don't even know what to do with it, so not that. That leaves the three Space Ship Verses.
Tessa-san (11:32 PM): "Are you going to just paraphrase old TV shows and movies at us, or are you actually going to do something?" "Your mother." beat "I wonder who that guy was."
Tessa-san (11:32 PM): right
Slashy (11:34 PM): ...I was wrong. It IS possible to cross live-action with cartoons. And not be utter fail. Crack, but not fail. Oh, Erin.
Tessa-san (11:35 PM): "You know what they say: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and you're going to get curb stomped."
Tessa-san (11:35 PM): ?
Slashy (11:35 PM): reseda.dreamwidth.org/84114.html
Slashy (11:35 PM): that
Tessa-san (11:36 PM): "Aww, it's cute. Duke and Tristan got their own little hole."
Slashy (11:37 PM): reseda.dreamwidth.org/84358.html and THIS
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): "WHO THE F*CK IS FUNIMATION?!:
Slashy (11:38 PM): so. Caseverse, Flyverse, or Rommieverse?
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): "Ready or not, here I come--to murder you!"
Tessa-san (11:38 PM): Caseverse
Tessa-san (11:40 PM): heee that was funny
Slashy (11:42 PM): Caseverse villains include: Warlord Shank (last seen trapped by Pezu and having lasers shot at him), Reaver the Space Pirate (whose history with Goddard is sketchy at best), and... er... no, that might be it.
Slashy (11:42 PM): which is still more than the Whoniverse, at this point
Tessa-san (11:42 PM): mm
Slashy (11:44 PM): it's so very wrong that I want the Christa and the Tardis to be psychically linked, right?
Tessa-san (11:44 PM): do it
Slashy (11:44 PM): just because they're both sentient semi-biological ships
Slashy (11:44 PM): so when the Tardis jumps to the Christa's aid, the Doctor has ABSOLUTELY NOT IDEA what's going on
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): right
Slashy (11:45 PM): now, do I want to go for Evil Dictator or Space Pirate as my baddie?
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): Space Pirate.
Slashy (11:48 PM): okay. so Reaver and his sidekick, whose name I'm blanking on, attack the Christa...
Slashy (11:48 PM): for some reason, I want them to have Elmira... maybe they intend to sell her
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): OK
Slashy (11:49 PM): a Spung Oracle would probably sell for a high price, and the fact that she's Warlord Shank's daughter makes for great ransom, ne?
Tessa-san (11:50 PM): aye
Slashy (11:50 PM): so they attack the Christa and incapacitate the crew... and then they offer to trade Elmira for Radu
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): ooo
Slashy (11:51 PM): I haven't figured out what happens next, except that the Tardis shows up at some point
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): "Drop your weapons on the ground." as opposed to...
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): On the sky?
Slashy (11:55 PM): "I don't understand," sent Jon's computer. "We tricked Jonathan! That was wrong! Why did it make him happy?"
I'll Tell You When You're Older, printed Stephen's computer in reply.
Tessa-san (11:55 PM): heeee
Tessa-san (11:56 PM): RE: puppet governments. "We still do that?" "Yeah. Sad thing is, we don't even use real puppets anymore, just socks with buttons sewn on 'em."
Slashy (11:56 PM): I think Radu decides to go along with this arrangement to keep Elmira safe. So Reaver and sidekick sabotage the engine so they can't be followed and take off. Completely not expecting the Tardis to show up in their hold.
Slashy (11:57 PM): the Doctor is going to get very sick of returning stray crew members to the Christa...
Tessa-san (11:57 PM): right
Slashy (11:58 PM): so they have Reaver and sidekick in custody and are going to turn them over to the nearest space policemen. but Reaver has a gun.
Slashy (11:58 PM): this will not end well for him
Tessa-san (11:59 PM): oh dear
Slashy (12:00 AM): actually, this will end with him dead
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): Yes.
Slashy (12:00 AM): so, not well at all
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): The Master should do horrible things to him.
Slashy (12:00 AM): *eyebrow*
Tessa-san (12:00 AM): Involving knives and soddering irons
Tessa-san (12:03 AM): MAry, quit having massive ammounts of subtext with the foreign revolutionary
Slashy (12:04 AM): and where does the Master get these things?
Slashy (12:05 AM): you know the Doctor doesn't let him keep them in the Tardis
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): Somewhere in the Tardis, I'm sure.
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): heh
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): A sodering iron?
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): Not in the Tardis?
Slashy (12:05 AM): like either of them can be trusted with that
Tessa-san (12:05 AM): heh
Slashy (12:05 AM): so, where does he get them?
Slashy (12:06 AM): and how does he accomplish this horrible thing without the Doctor finding out?
Slashy (12:06 AM): he's regenerated, not disappeared
Tessa-san (12:07 AM): He hides?
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): Also. Marshall is having massive amounts of subtext now, too. Except Marshall is extremely gay, so it makes sense.
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Ah, Mary. Thank you for making that joke for me.
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Marshall: I sort of have date, thing...
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Mary: Oh. Who's the lucky guy?
Tessa-san (12:09 AM): Marshall: shut up. ><
Slashy (12:11 AM): hehe
Slashy (12:11 AM): ...wait. he HIDES? that's it? where?
Tessa-san (12:11 AM): I don't know.
Slashy (12:12 AM): that's helpful
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Bobby D!!!
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Somewhere in the very bowels of the Tardis?
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): Who doesn't want them found by the Doctor.
Slashy (12:13 AM): yes, because he should definately kill someone IN THE TARDIS.
Tessa-san (12:13 AM): yes
Slashy (12:13 AM): see: blood rain, for how that sort of thing turns out for him
Slashy (12:14 AM): not that I don't think the Tardis wouldn't help, because she would totally be that furious, but I don't think he'd want to take the chance that the Doctor would someday find the evidence.
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): Bobby D!!!!!!!!
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): Marshall's crying.
Tessa-san (12:16 AM): *wibble*
Slashy (12:16 AM): um...I'm sorry?
Slashy (12:16 AM): now, Reaver's ship isn't THAT big, but if he's very careful he could probably use that. and then rig it to self-destruct when he's done.
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): mm
Slashy (12:17 AM): "The Wørd moonlights at a karaoke bar (as, of course, the bouncy ball that follows along with the words)."
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): heeeee
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): That's right, Marshall, be passive agressive.
Tessa-san (12:17 AM): YES
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY, STAN!
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): ILU, Stan.
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): Aw. Francesca.
Slashy (12:20 AM): so the Master tortures Reaver and kills him and blows up his ship. while the Doctor is in the Tardis recovering from his regeneration. then they return Radu to the Christa and go back to their own universe.
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...where were we with TWG?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): IDK
Slashy (12:21 AM): oh, right, the Ood were contacting QLSam for something
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): right
Slashy (12:22 AM): ...it's bad that I want there to be consequences for him not using his biological teleport
Slashy (12:22 AM): like radiation buildup or something
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): do it
Slashy (12:22 AM): right?
Slashy (12:22 AM): ...and you encourage me
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): You've met me?
Slashy (12:22 AM): I don't know why I'm surprised
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): Aww
Slashy (12:22 AM): I just am
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): Raph and Marshall.
Slashy (12:22 AM): this is me, not knowing what you're on about
Slashy (12:22 AM): just so you know
Tessa-san (12:23 AM): IPS.
Slashy (12:24 AM): right
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): srry
Slashy (12:24 AM): not a problem
Slashy (12:25 AM): so, I think QLSam should already be slightly sick because of this radiation when the Ood contact him
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): holy shit, Marshall looks scary when he's mad
Slashy (12:27 AM): so to get rid of the energy buildup, Sam should have to Leap pretty far. and possibly not have enough left to get back.
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): mm
Slashy (12:27 AM): which is mean and therefore perfect for the crossoververse
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): mm
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Mario: So why am I still here, what do you want to know?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Marshall:...I wanna know what you dream about.
Slashy (12:28 AM): now, I'm tempted to say that Sam THOUGHT he'd be able to get back, and so didn't bring Al with him
Slashy (12:28 AM): is this too mean?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): no
Slashy (12:29 AM): good
Slashy (12:29 AM): and then the Ood contact him
Slashy (12:29 AM): how far to you think he should have Leaped?
Tessa-san (12:29 AM): very, very far.
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): UGH! I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT DIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKK
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): Yes, show us footage from earlier in the episode, only granier this time.
Slashy (12:30 AM): how far is very, very far? and in which direction?
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): *grainier
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): few thousand years forward--what If QLSam jumps into Jack in the 51st century?
Slashy (12:31 AM): Warnings: Also, this starts off as slapstick, then gets angsty, then turns into
quasi-serious het porn, which reads like lesbian porn, but with male
pronouns/dirty talk. The author has no idea how to warn for this.
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): hee
Slashy (12:32 AM): when in the 51st century? he's there A LOT
Slashy (12:32 AM): damned Time Agents
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): Do we already have an explanation for the missing two years?
Slashy (12:33 AM): I personally like the "was killed, came back because of retroactive Factness, this is temporally unsound", but no, we never specifically said.
Tessa-san (12:34 AM): sam was stuck in his head?
Slashy (12:35 AM): ...did they completely switch or are they both in there?
Slashy (12:35 AM): ...sentence sounds so weird
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): both ther
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): *there
Slashy (12:36 AM): and they had to remove two whole years because?
Slashy (12:36 AM): surely they have the technology to FIX THIS in the 51st century
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): Jack's on the run and can't risk it?
Slashy (12:37 AM): what's he on the run for?
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): pissing off the time agency?
Slashy (12:39 AM): of course
Slashy (12:40 AM): now, at this point, if only Sam's consciousness Leaped, his body is still back at TWG. empty.
Slashy (12:40 AM): ...
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): Owen?
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): That would be so very fucked up
Slashy (12:41 AM): let's try to keep the creepy to a minimum this time
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): It's the crossoververse and you're trying to tell me that Owen inhabiting Sam's empty body is the creepiest thing we've talked about tonight?
Slashy (12:41 AM): anyway, I think Tozie already went back to TWS
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): *snap*
Slashy (12:43 AM): I think this is a good time for something in the Archives to be used like the... dammit, I can't remember the proper name of it, the room Al went in so he could communicate with Sam.
Slashy (12:43 AM): TWG should have some VR equipment that Ziggy could adapt, right?
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): mm
Slashy (12:45 AM): so there is now holo!Al...and George the Ood...talking to Sam in his head, which happens to be in Jack's head...
Slashy (12:45 AM): it's getting crowded in there
Tessa-san (12:45 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:46 AM): TWG should be able to figure out how to get Sam back once they establish contact
Tessa-san (12:46 AM): mm
Slashy (12:47 AM): ...because of the way holoAl works, does Jack see him too, or just Sam?
Tessa-san (12:47 AM): let's go with both
Tessa-san (12:48 AM): Holy shit, do I love Jon
Slashy (12:48 AM): ?
Slashy (12:49 AM): what about George the Ood, does Jack see him too?
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): watching his post-9/11 speech
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): yes
Slashy (12:50 AM): oh. okay. how long do you suppose it takes to get Sam back?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): i dunno
Slashy (12:50 AM): I'm thinking his body should be hanging around empty for a few adventures, at least
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:50 AM): ...I don't know why this is all striking me as weird today
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): have you gotten a dose of the real world today
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): ?
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): Anyone who says Jon Stewart isn't a patriot needs to be dragged out into the street, shot, and then curbstomped for good measure.
Slashy (12:53 AM): I'm imagining Al locking himself in a room with the VR stuff because he doesn't want to leave Sam alone.
Slashy (12:54 AM): both of them are going to need to be hospitalized or something
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): moment of Zen: Jon Stewart+puppy
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): yeah, pretty much
Tessa-san (1:15 AM): when did John chip his tooth?
Slashy (1:15 AM): ...what?
Tessa-san (1:16 AM): One of John Oliver's teeth is chipped
Slashy (1:16 AM): oh. I hadn't noticed.
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): oh god
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): I just agrred with something glenn beck said
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): shoot me
Slashy (1:20 AM): *shoots you*
Slashy (1:20 AM): better?
Tessa-san (1:20 AM): no
Slashy (1:21 AM): sorry
Slashy (1:23 AM): murgle. internet had failure
Tessa-san (1:23 AM): sympathy
Slashy (1:23 AM): so what was it you agreed with?
Tessa-san (1:24 AM): systematic extermination of jews=/=making sure that people are in the country legally.
Slashy (1:24 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): glenn beck was the one who had to say that.
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): wtf
Slashy (1:26 AM): I have no idea
Slashy (1:26 AM): I'm about to watch the second part of Chibnall's two parter
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): w00t
Slashy (1:26 AM): wanna join me?
Slashy (1:27 AM): *rereads sentence*
Slashy (1:27 AM): *shakes head*
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): I've not watched the first part
Slashy (1:27 AM): ...srsly?
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): and am watching TDS
Slashy (1:27 AM): okay. have fun with that
Tessa-san (1:28 AM): You two
Slashy (1:28 AM): ...*eyebrow*
Tessa-san (1:29 AM): Jon talking to Michael Patrick King is fantastic
Slashy (1:29 AM): oh dear...the 'previously' ends with the Doctor saying "nobody is going to die today". I wonder what that could be foreshadowing.
Tessa-san (1:29 AM): I wonder.
Slashy (1:30 AM): the Doctor has just been knocked out by some sort of gas...
Tessa-san (1:30 AM): goodies
Slashy (1:31 AM): Respiratory. Bypass. System.
Slashy (1:31 AM): *kick*
Tessa-san (1:34 AM): aww
Tessa-san (1:34 AM): Jon and teddy bear
Slashy (1:42 AM): oh, look, someone's dead
Tessa-san (1:43 AM): what a twist
Tessa-san (1:43 AM): chibnall killed somebody? huge shock
Slashy (1:43 AM): he was terribly unsubtle about it, too
Tessa-san (1:44 AM): No one ever said Chibnall was subtle
Slashy (1:44 AM): I was hoping the Moff would teach him.
Tessa-san (1:44 AM): good luck
Slashy (1:46 AM): ..."We have hostages," the Silurian woman says. Rory's response?
Slashy (1:46 AM): "Doctor! Amy!"
Slashy (1:46 AM): in that order
Tessa-san (1:46 AM): lawl
Slashy (1:49 AM): "Are you allowed to negotiate on behalf of the humans?" "What? Me? No!"
Tessa-san (1:49 AM): heh
Slashy (1:51 AM): ...the Doctor just said "That's fab." in the gayest tone ever
Tessa-san (1:51 AM): heh
Slashy (1:53 AM): ..."I rather love you," he says to the male Silurian. Then they do a weird-yet-adorable handshake thingy.
Slashy (1:53 AM): I knew I loved Chibnall for something
Tessa-san (1:53 AM): awww
Tessa-san (1:53 AM): Chibnall! *glomps Chibnall*
Tessa-san (1:55 AM): Eli was in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Tessa-san (1:55 AM): I didn't know that
Slashy (1:55 AM): ...neither did I
Slashy (2:00 AM): "This is a deadly weapon, stay back!" Oh, Doctor. The sonic screwdriver is so not a weapon.
Slashy (2:07 AM): *snicker* As they all run for their lives, Rory appears from where ever he was, running in the other direction. Amy grabs her arm and yells "Other way, idiot." That's it.
Tessa-san (2:07 AM): heee
Slashy (2:09 AM): RORY!
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): ?
Slashy (2:10 AM): Rory just got shot. He jumped in front of a laser to save the Doctor.
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): 0.o
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): oh no!!!!
Slashy (2:11 AM): and then the crack swallowed him
Tessa-san (2:11 AM): ...
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): MR CHIBNAL?!
Slashy (2:12 AM): *sniff* And I think Amy just forgot him. Because he's part of her history.
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): *wibble*
Tessa-san (2:12 AM): did the doctor forget him?
Slashy (2:13 AM): no
Slashy (2:13 AM): just Amy
Tessa-san (2:13 AM): that's something
Slashy (2:14 AM): ...oh. the shrapnel the Doctor pulled out of the crack when he stuck his hand in it is a piece of the Tardis.
Slashy (2:14 AM): that's not good
Tessa-san (2:14 AM): no
Slashy (2:14 AM): the, uh, implication there is that the Tardis is going to go boom sometime in the future.
Tessa-san (2:14 AM): maybe it's jack's
Slashy (2:14 AM): *pout* as if this episode needed any MORE sad
Slashy (2:15 AM): Jack's wouldn't be a police box
Slashy (2:15 AM): it's a part of the police box sign on the front
Tessa-san (2:15 AM): *sniffle*
Slashy (2:15 AM): and here I was worried that this wasn't going to be a memorable episode
Slashy (2:15 AM): dammit
Tessa-san (2:16 AM): mr chibnall, why so evil
Slashy (2:16 AM): I blame Mr. Moffat.
Slashy (2:16 AM): it's his show now. he gets the blame
Tessa-san (2:16 AM): do that
Tessa-san (2:18 AM): I love Jon
Slashy (2:18 AM): so you've said
Slashy (2:21 AM): Matt Smith does the "oh shit, something horrible is going to happen very soon" look very well
Tessa-san (2:21 AM): that's essential for playing the doctor
Slashy (2:22 AM): yeah
Slashy (2:22 AM): next week we get Van Gogh
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): ooooh
Slashy (2:22 AM): but...*wibble* I loved Rory. I really, really did.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): *sniffle*
Slashy (2:23 AM): bad series, killing people I like. bad.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): mm
Slashy (2:23 AM): I need to find something happy to counter this
Tessa-san (2:24 AM): go read fun porn?
Slashy (2:24 AM): eh
Slashy (2:24 AM): "Mr. Smith! I need you. And without all the fanfare, if you please."
The computer did not
please. What was the use of being more advanced than any machine humans
would develop in the next four centuries if you didn't get to show off?
He played his opening anthem anyway.
Slashy (2:25 AM): this works
Tessa-san (2:25 AM): mmm
Slashy (2:27 AM): [Mr. Smith] simply couldn't process why (to take an example at random) Sarah
Jane, who in recent years had displayed her species' signs of arousal
with an intensity and frequency that increased in inverse proportion to
the amount of clothing that a certain human was wearing, would decline
when [he] offered to generate visual representations of this same
human wearing no clothing at all.
(He had, after all, already
done this for every human who had ever set foot in the house. It had
been a slow afternoon, so he'd had a couple of milliseconds to spare.)
Tessa-san (2:28 AM): heh
Slashy (2:30 AM): "If someone your age wanted to kiss you, how would they go about it?"
If Maria looked surprised at that, it was nothing to how Sarah Jane felt.
What was the use of careful preparation if you were going to just blurt
it out like that? She opened her mouth to explain, to apologize, to do
some kind of damage control—
"Someone my age," interrupted Maria, "would have asked back in the car. And then we would have made out for a while, before we ended up on Dad's front porch."
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): heh
Slashy (2:30 AM): yup, that fic was exactly what I needed
Tessa-san (2:31 AM): ^^
Slashy (2:32 AM): the third part of the Reward Sequence has been read 11 times. it has not yet been reviewed. *pout*
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): my email hasn't alerted me yet. odd
Slashy (2:33 AM): huh
Slashy (2:33 AM): well, I know it's there
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): *shrug*
Slashy (2:38 AM): I've decided I'm quite proud of Martha's answerphone message. *nodnod*
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): ok, sleep tiem is now
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): happy memorial day.
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): I'll talk to you later ^^
Slashy (2:45 AM): kk
Slashy (2:45 AM): night