Post by A Moment In Subtext on Sept 16, 2010 20:17:28 GMT -5
Slashy (9:52 PM): heya
Tessa-san (9:54 PM): Way to go, episode synopsis people
Slashy (9:54 PM): ~eyebrow~
Tessa-san (9:55 PM): "...has contacted Dexter to inform him that he knows what Dexter is up too."
Slashy (9:55 PM): so, uh, nothing even approaching a "Hello", then?
Tessa-san (9:55 PM): Hello! *glomp*
Slashy (9:55 PM): ^_^
Slashy (9:55 PM): how was the rest of your day?
Tessa-san (9:56 PM): I ragequit H_W
Slashy (9:56 PM): ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): about the multishipping thing'
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): "Thanks for the fuckin' donut."
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): Dexter <3
Tessa-san (10:05 PM): "Not that I have anything against women, and I have an appropriate sensibility about men."
Slashy (10:07 PM): I'm BORED
Slashy (10:07 PM): /complaint
Slashy (10:08 PM): ...~lied~ Entertain me!
Tessa-san (10:08 PM): "This maricone savage who makes us work on a friday night?"
Tessa-san (10:08 PM): !
Tessa-san (10:09 PM): If your compy could use skype, you'd be able to watch Dexter with me.
Slashy (10:09 PM): well, it can't. Livia sux.
Slashy (10:10 PM): I'd say "I need a new compy", but I think Livia would take offense and do something like shut down out of spite
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): lol
Slashy (10:10 PM): not funny!
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): And now Dexter is having a crisis of possibly, *gasp*, having sexuality?
Slashy (10:10 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): mmm
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): It's such a good show.
Slashy (10:11 PM): It's on my List.
Slashy (10:11 PM): it's just that I'm afraid to touch my List until I get my crossoververse outline finished
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): I just got season 1 on DVD
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): lol
Slashy (10:12 PM): I have the really unhelpful habit of looking at EVERYTHING I watch and going "could I put this on any of my bases?"
Tessa-san (10:12 PM): xD
Slashy (10:12 PM): which is really not helping with the FINISHING the outline thing
Tessa-san (10:12 PM): Yeah, def don't watch Dexter yet, then.
Slashy (10:12 PM): I mean, granted the gateverse and Buffyverse aren't as populated with crosses as the Whoniverse, but that OKAY. Honest.
Slashy (10:13 PM): I don't NEED anymore crosses.
Tessa-san (10:13 PM): yeah.
Slashy (10:14 PM): ...well, the Buffyverse DOES need crosses, but nothing recent is going to fit, due to The 4400.
Tessa-san (10:14 PM): right
Tessa-san (10:18 PM): I love Doakes
Slashy (10:18 PM): I have no idea what you're talking about
Slashy (10:18 PM): just so you know
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): First off, jimhalterman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DexterHall.jpg
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): Second, billwardwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/doakes-dexter.jpg
Tessa-san (10:22 PM): After a few moments of silence, Doakes walks up to Dexter, right in his face, and says, "I'm watchin' you, motherfucker."
Tessa-san (10:22 PM): It's hilarious.
Slashy (10:23 PM): I see
Tessa-san (10:26 PM): Oh, wow. What a co-incidence. Dexter just happened to come across the ice truck that the body parts had been transported in. What a shock.
Slashy (10:29 PM): gonna ask you a random crossoververse question now.
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): kk
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): I may not respond, watching awkward sex scene.
Slashy (10:31 PM): in order for Teyla to be prego enough to go live with the Athosian's again when Atlantis returns to Lantea, she has to have been impregnated BEFORE Atlantis left for Earth. When would SHE know this?
Slashy (10:31 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): er...
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): when she started gettin morning sick
Slashy (10:32 PM): that is not a time on my timeline
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): sorry
Slashy (10:33 PM): February or March?
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): March
Slashy (10:33 PM): ta
Tessa-san (10:34 PM): ^^
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): lying box is lying.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): It claims the dvds are close-captioned.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): lies
Slashy (10:37 PM): ...really? maybe the feature is just hiding. really, really well
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): I'm looking at the 'subtitles' option. It's grayed out, I can't even click it.
Slashy (10:41 PM): ...
Slashy (10:41 PM): FAIL
Tessa-san (10:41 PM): yeah
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): "You've been in a number of cases." "2103." "Approximately." "No. 2103."
Tessa-san (10:55 PM): "I want some alone time with Dexter." Dexter's response to this is to looked mildly uncomfortable.
Tessa-san (11:07 PM): ...wow. I'm trying to figure out how many gay implications there have been in this episode.
Slashy (11:10 PM): you don't keep count as you go?
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): no
Slashy (11:10 PM): ...SANCTUARY! There was a Sanctuary advert!
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): oh my god. Dexter's sister, quit making out with your boyfriend in front of Dexter.
Slashy (11:11 PM): which I watched with a sort of "oh, so that's back now, huh?" attitude, right up until Tesla showed up
Slashy (11:11 PM): when I clapped
Slashy (11:11 PM): ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (11:11 PM): xD
Slashy (11:12 PM): Tesla's PRETTY. I will not pretend it was about anything other than that.
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:13 PM): So, uh, what was the last thing that happened on Amanda Tapping's crap british accent?
Slashy (11:14 PM): there was this whole thing with Kali...and the monster under the sea that Magnus had let live even though she knew better. It was to be continued.
Slashy (11:14 PM): Will was... sort of possessed.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): "We have an elephant in the room, and his name is sex."
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): <3 Dexter
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): I...see
Slashy (11:15 PM): I had to actually THINK about that, because the last thing I actually REMEMBER was the one where Tesla became magnetic.
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): lol
Slashy (11:15 PM): I blocked that whole cliffhanger because I knew it would be ages before they got around to resolving it, and I didn't want it bothering me. Honest, that's the reason. ~blink, blink, innocent~
Slashy (11:15 PM): ~TOTALLY lying~
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:18 PM): GOD DAMMIT, QUIT SPEAKING SPANISH
Slashy (11:20 PM): ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): They keep speaking fucking Spanish.
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): ...long, awkward pee break.
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): ...scripts fail, or just not talking?
Slashy (11:46 PM): sorry, been editing timeline
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): ah
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): ok
Slashy (11:47 PM): it's much easier once you realize that since there IS NO TIME TRAVEL no ones name needs to be fucking numbered
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): xD
Slashy (11:47 PM): editing is way easier without having to adjust all the numbers
Slashy (11:47 PM): way, WAY easier
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): yeah
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): "She your pimp, baby."
Slashy (12:06 AM): ...I sent Addie to live with the Athosians, Morgan obvs went to the science department... can I have Astrid join SGA-1? I only just realized that their number went down again when Erin left.
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): Yes.
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): "If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now." Dexter <3
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): I have never shipped het so hard in my life.
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): Dexter and Rita are fucking adorable, and her kids...
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): *squee*
Slashy (12:19 AM): uh-huh
Slashy (12:19 AM): gonna ask you another crossoververse question
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): k
Slashy (12:21 AM): the Tok'ra use genetic engineering to create a new queen. I did establish that while talking to you. But I don't think "make a new queen from scratch" works as well as "turn an existing Tok'ra into a queen". Is Anise/Freya still alive?
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): Yes
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): We just haven't seen her since, like, season 4
Slashy (12:21 AM): but she didn't DIE
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): right
Slashy (12:22 AM): is it a bad idea to turn Anise into the new queen?
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): probably
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): do it anyway
Slashy (12:22 AM): ~grin~ I was hoping you'd say that
Slashy (12:23 AM): ...what happens to Freya when Anise is turned into a queen?
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): er...she gets a new Tok'ra?
Slashy (12:24 AM): so, no loyalty issues at all, then
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): I don't imagine so.
Slashy (12:24 AM): okay
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): "Pretend you're burning ants." "Shut yer damn face, Deb."
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): Dexter! I agree with you. The beach is nasty.
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): "Animals in general, and dogs in particular, loathe Dexter. His attempts
to keep pets (discussed in the novels) have been spectacular failures,
including a turtle that hid in its shell and starved to death rather
than come out and deal with him."
Slashy (12:31 AM): mas
Slashy (12:31 AM): I mentioned that I wanted to name Teyla's daughter after Weir, right?
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): yes
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): Wow. That's such an unconvincing dog noise
Slashy (12:32 AM): how do I do such a thing?
Tessa-san (12:32 AM): Teyla decides to name her after Weir.
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): BITCH. MEAN TO DOGS BITCH.
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): *hate*
Slashy (12:34 AM): well, yeah. I mean, like, how do I name the baby after Weir? baby's first name this time, or middle name like she did with her son?
Tessa-san (12:34 AM): First
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): "I'm gonna be Joe from Blues Clues."
Slashy (12:35 AM): so what's baby's middle name?
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): Do we know what Teyla's mum or grandmum's name is?
Slashy (12:37 AM): her mum was called Tagan. We only know this because Teyla introduced herself as "Teyla, daughter of Tagan", and then later said that Torren was her father's name when she had her son.
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): Elizabeth Tagan?
Slashy (12:38 AM): I only know this because it was on the baby's page on the Stagate Wiki
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): lol
Slashy (12:38 AM): I have no memory at all. I forgot entirely that that was how Teyla introduced herself
Slashy (12:38 AM): okay. pretty name.
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): I thought so
Slashy (12:41 AM): brb
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): nmmm. POOR PUPPY.
Slashy (12:43 AM): back
Slashy (12:43 AM): and has chocolate milk
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): pu~ppy
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): *sniffle*
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): Poor puppy~~
Slashy (12:44 AM): I don't even want to know, do I?
Tessa-san (12:44 AM): Bitch neighbour is keeping her dog outside all the time, so Dexter and Dexter's!Girlfriend have gone over to tell her to quit being a bitch. But she won't.
Slashy (12:46 AM): I'm making a list of people I'm going to end up sending to Atlantis when it becomes a colony
Slashy (12:46 AM): wanna help?
Tessa-san (12:46 AM): uh...
Slashy (12:47 AM): this will probably involve me going "[show]. Anyone?"
Tessa-san (12:47 AM): lol
Slashy (12:47 AM): like...Eureka.
Slashy (12:47 AM): I'm going to end up sending Jada.
Tessa-san (12:48 AM): K
Slashy (12:48 AM): FlashForward, I can't send Simon because I want him to end up in Eureka, but to save him from more victimization by Jericho, I want to send his sister.
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): right
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): TV tropes.
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): "Bra'tac killed Dexter's mother!"
Slashy (12:50 AM): White Collar is very self contained. I don't think there are any spare characters there. Or in The Lost Room.
Slashy (12:50 AM): ...
Slashy (12:50 AM): what?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): xD
Slashy (12:51 AM): Warehouse 13 has no connection to the SGC, so even if it had characters who could be disconnected, they couldn't go.
Slashy (12:51 AM): there aren't any characters like that, because I sent Claudia to Eureka, and Artie, Pete, Myka, and Leena are all vital.
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): my character list froze the scripts! I can't believe it.
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): xDDD
Slashy (12:53 AM): ~mutters~
Slashy (12:53 AM): I think the only other show on the base is House.
Slashy (12:53 AM): not that I can CHECK, because opening another tab hurts my computer...
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): I should not want to send House and Wilson to Atlantis
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): I should not want to send House and Wilson to Atlantis.
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
Slashy (12:54 AM): and I can't, fun as it would be, because Zoe can't take Remy's place on the team if the team ceases to exist
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): :,<
Slashy (12:54 AM): but I could probably get away with sending Chase. unless you can think of a reason I can't.
Tessa-san (12:55 AM): Other than Chase/13 would be extremely pretty.
Slashy (12:55 AM): yes, but I've given 13 to Hailey
Slashy (12:55 AM): remember that?
Tessa-san (12:55 AM): yes
Slashy (12:55 AM): it was kinda your idea
Slashy (12:56 AM): don't CLAP idiot, say YES.
Slashy (12:56 AM): when your wife proposes to you, on stage, on live television, you don't CLAP.
Slashy (12:56 AM): you say fucking yes
Tessa-san (12:56 AM): xDD
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): Hay! Rita's Lara Croft for halloween!
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): I love that game!
Slashy (12:58 AM): ~eyebrow~
Slashy (12:58 AM): dork
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): shhhh
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): And--awkward sex.
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): Of course
Slashy (12:58 AM): oh, yeah "shh". like no one knows that already.
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): bite me
Slashy (12:59 AM): ~bites~
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): ~wibbles~
Slashy (12:59 AM): you should have known better, honey.
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): Dexter's just like, "uh, no sex? I think."
Slashy (1:00 AM): you know me. you don't get to wibble over me being me.
Slashy (1:01 AM): Progressive commercial lady! aww.
Slashy (1:03 AM): ...the music for "Come Dine With Me" is kinda creepy on it's own.
Tessa-san (1:06 AM): YOUR NONRESPONSIVE SCRIPTS ARE CATCHING
Tessa-san (1:16 AM): G'night
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Slashy (11:45 PM): hallo
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): hey
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): I got my DS today
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): <3
Slashy (11:45 PM): shiny
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): Very
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): what're you up to?
Slashy (11:46 PM): being unproductive
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): hi five
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): *high
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): I got screen-cleaning wipes that smell incredibly foul
Slashy (11:47 PM): after I finish this "Best of Rotten Tomatoes", I SWEAR I'm going back to watching SG-1.
Slashy (11:47 PM): haha
Slashy (11:47 PM): I was watching them at about six episodes a day until season six started.
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): daniel isn't in season 6
Slashy (11:48 PM): exactly
Slashy (11:48 PM): and I like Jonas, I do, but every time I sit down I think "I could watch Stargate. There's no Daniel on Stargate anymore. Sad." and then I do something else.
Tessa-san (11:49 PM): xD
Slashy (11:49 PM): which is DUMB, because the faster I watch season six the sooner Daniel comes back. And I KNOW that.
Tessa-san (11:49 PM): And Abyss
Slashy (11:49 PM): watched Abyss
Slashy (11:50 PM): forgot quite how gay Abyss was
Tessa-san (11:50 PM): That's like me and the Stargate movie
Slashy (11:50 PM): remembered that it was gay. misremembered quantity of said gay.
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): i remember the movie is gay. I just forget how gay
Slashy (11:51 PM): Ra wears a dress. that I remember.
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): I love Daniel's expression when he first meets Jack. "Hello, why is there hot here?"
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): I was about to say "speaking of which" for what I'm about to tell you, but that would require a very long explanation of the logic behind the connection. So.
Slashy (11:52 PM): ..."Why are the bad ones so licky?" Rotten Tomatoes, I remember why I watch you. <3
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): Met these two old English ladies who are visiting Canada.
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): They were adorable.
Slashy (11:53 PM): I see
Tessa-san (11:53 PM): Oh, and the guy I work with who I think is gay pretty much outed himself to me.
Slashy (11:53 PM): ooh
Tessa-san (11:54 PM): Except he's italian, so I doubt he'd ever actually say "I'm gay"
Slashy (11:54 PM): ...hello, stereotyping
Tessa-san (11:55 PM): *shrug*
Tessa-san (11:57 PM): brb
Slashy (11:57 PM): kk
Tessa-san (12:10 AM): back
Slashy (12:11 AM): welcome back
Slashy (12:12 AM): ...Children's Hospital is NOT me watching SG-1...
Tessa-san (12:12 AM): xD
Slashy (12:14 AM): god, I have no self control ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): xD
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): that's ok. I don't, either
Slashy (12:15 AM): that doesn't make me feel any better about not being productive
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): xd
Slashy (12:18 AM): Aly is...er, 21? ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): 12 in s2, yes?
Slashy (12:18 AM): yeah
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): 21 or 22, yeah
Slashy (12:19 AM): okay. what about Hailey?
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): 25 or 26, I'd say
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...is Aly too young for me to pair her off with Jonas?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): no
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): But Jonas has a girl
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...why don't I remember this?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): idk
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): she was possessed by a gouauld. Drill thing.
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): season 7
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): i think
Slashy (12:21 AM): right
Slashy (12:21 AM): I still don't remember it
Slashy (12:21 AM): ...wait. is that the episode where his hair was really weird looking?
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): yes
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): I
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Slashy (12:22 AM): that would be about all I retained of that episode
Slashy (12:22 AM): nothing of the plot
Slashy (12:22 AM): just that his hair was WEIRD
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): it was
Slashy (12:24 AM): I need to pair Aly off with SOMEONE, and I can't think of any single guys in the SGC that I can pair her off with
Slashy (12:24 AM): any ideas?
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): You'll smack me if I say Walter?
Slashy (12:24 AM): yes
Slashy (12:24 AM): I will
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): I think she should have a crush on Teal'c
Slashy (12:25 AM): which in no way helps me write porn with her
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): uh...
Slashy (12:25 AM): I need to give her a S.O.
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): Does Sheppard have a girl/boy?
Slashy (12:25 AM): Shep's with Susan.
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): ah
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): hmm.
Slashy (12:25 AM): don't you remember that?
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): no. Was it my idea?
Slashy (12:26 AM): no, but I made a great deal of fuss about it
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ah
Slashy (12:26 AM): he was the reason she ran away from New Gallifrey.
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): I only ask because I always forget the things I came up with.
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): Like Lenna's name.
Slashy (12:26 AM): you forget EVERYTHING
Slashy (12:26 AM): except canon
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ture
Slashy (12:26 AM): you're very good for remembering canon
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): *true
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ^^
Slashy (12:27 AM): I'm still short a S.O. for Aly
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): hmmm
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Lorne have somebody?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Major Lone
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): *Lorne
Slashy (12:28 AM): ...I have no idea.
Tessa-san (12:29 AM): they'd be cute
Slashy (12:29 AM): yes.
Slashy (12:30 AM): the only problem is that for Aly to meet him, one of them has to be in the wrong galaxy
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): hmmm
Slashy (12:30 AM): give me a reason for Aly to go to Pegasus, or for Lorne to come back to the SGC
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): Lorne needs to get a performance review?
Slashy (12:31 AM): they can't do those on Atlantis?
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): No. IOA review, maybe.
Slashy (12:31 AM): oh, IOA, I hate them so
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): but they could be convenient for once
Slashy (12:32 AM): does that mean Lorne's entire team would be on Earth?
Tessa-san (12:32 AM): sure
Slashy (12:33 AM): okay. I need to place this within the context of an Atlantis story in order to get it into my timeline.
Slashy (12:33 AM): which means I need an Atlantis story
Slashy (12:33 AM): I'm short...several of those
Slashy (12:34 AM): at least six
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): scripts?
Slashy (12:37 AM): Susan's regeneration is the last definite story on my timeline. That's december 2009.
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): wow
Slashy (12:37 AM): yes, scripts. fixed now.
Slashy (12:37 AM): I think
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): Your scripts are catching. Mine went yesterday.
Slashy (12:38 AM): sorries
Slashy (12:39 AM): there are already two SG-1 stories in Jan., Feb., and Mar., so it makes sense to put this Atlantis story that crosses with SG-1 in the later months
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): right
Slashy (12:41 AM): it also makes sense to put it before the one where Lenna goes to Atlantis. That way Aly can bring the baby, and visit her boyfriend, which already adds more to that months story than I have.
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): right
Slashy (12:41 AM): which means either April or May
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): May
Slashy (12:42 AM): before or after the Bliss Device
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): before
Slashy (12:42 AM): okay
Slashy (12:42 AM): now I just need to know what's going on in Atlantis during this story
Slashy (12:45 AM): all the terrible things that could be in the City, not to mention the Wraith and the rest of Pegasus...and I can't come up with one story
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): lol
Slashy (12:49 AM): dont' laugh at me, HELP
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): i'm playing pokemon
Slashy (12:49 AM): that doesn't mean you can't THINK
Slashy (12:49 AM): does it?
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): everyone is infected with a virus that makes them think they're various animals.
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): happy?
Slashy (12:50 AM): and why does such a virus exist?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): by 'virus' I obviously mean 'telepath who wants to steal the city'
Slashy (12:50 AM): ah. and this telepath comes from where?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): somewhere in space
Slashy (12:51 AM): that means...everyone in the City would have to be affected all at once. except those who aren't IN the City at that moment. Lorne's team, because they're on Earth. and Susan, I imagine.
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): Lorne's team would bring SG-1 back with them to to save the City
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): I imagine the fact that Twap water has telepathic side effects will come in handy
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:53 AM): "Just... take a few sips of this. To protect yourself."
Slashy (12:53 AM): not dodgy
Slashy (12:53 AM): they save the City and SG-1 goes back to Earth, and I've effectively paired off Aly and Lorne.
Slashy (12:54 AM): yes, I'm happy
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): good
Slashy (1:01 AM): ...now when Hailey complains that she misses her girlfriend who's in another state, Aly can remind her that her boyfriend is in another galaxy, so she'd better shut up
Tessa-san (1:02 AM): lol
Slashy (1:05 AM): TRETONIN! Hi!
Tessa-san (1:05 AM): lol
Slashy (1:05 AM): I don't remember having watched this episode before.
Tessa-san (1:05 AM): really?
Slashy (1:07 AM): I really don't. I know I MUST have, because I watched them ALL.
Slashy (1:07 AM): but I can't for the life of my remember anything at all
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): huh
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): weird
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): I remember that one
Slashy (1:08 AM): you're very good at remembering canon
Tessa-san (1:08 AM): lol
Tessa-san (1:08 AM): I am. It's amazing. I can't remember anything else
Slashy (1:09 AM): nice
Slashy (1:17 AM): Min and Cece are right. There are too many people on SG-1. I could fix this by sending Stark to Atlantis, but I've already given Vala two break-ups, so I'd have to send her with him. And what's there for HER to do in Pegasus?
Tessa-san (1:17 AM): steal shit
Slashy (1:18 AM): ~eyebrow~
Slashy (1:18 AM): that's not actually a job
Tessa-san (1:18 AM): explore shit
Slashy (1:19 AM): with one of the teams?
Tessa-san (1:19 AM): why not
Slashy (1:21 AM): the only two teams we ever see or care about are Sheppard's and Lorne's. which one should I put her on?
Tessa-san (1:21 AM): Lorne's
Slashy (1:22 AM): okay
Slashy (1:22 AM): ta
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): Oh. The English lady I saw today thought that & was a g
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): It was in the AT&T on her phone
Slashy (1:23 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:23 AM): I was like, "Oh, that's an ampersand, not a g." She's just like, "What's an ampersand?"
Tessa-san (1:24 AM): The only reason I know what that's called is Fry & Laurie
Slashy (1:24 AM): mas
Slashy (1:24 AM): you didn't learn that in English class?
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): no
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): you say that like I learned *anything* in English class
Slashy (1:25 AM): we had a poster on the wall. one of those really annoying full-page posters with huge letters
Slashy (1:25 AM): you must have learned SOMETHING
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): nothing particularly useful.
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): One teacher I had didn't think 'titular' was a word.
Slashy (1:26 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): I was talking about Romeo and Juliet. "The titular characters". It traumatized me.
Slashy (1:27 AM): I see
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): that word means what I think it means, right?
Slashy (1:27 AM): mm
Slashy (1:33 AM): oh, Tok'ra guy whose name I should be able to remember as it's been mentioned at least six times now... I don't know why I don't remember you.
Tessa-san (1:33 AM): no clue
Tessa-san (1:33 AM): sorry
Slashy (1:33 AM): ...they mentioned it WHILE I WAS TYPING and I didn't retain it at ALL
Slashy (1:33 AM): go me
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): Malek?
Slashy (1:35 AM): that's it!
Slashy (1:35 AM): him
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): yay stargatewiki!
Slashy (1:36 AM): why don't I remember him? like, at all
Tessa-san (1:36 AM): idk
Tessa-san (1:36 AM): he's very forgettable
Slashy (1:36 AM): yes. but we know so few of the Tok'ra by name
Slashy (1:39 AM): that was really annoying
Slashy (1:40 AM): scripts don't usually completely sign me out of chat
Tessa-san (1:40 AM): huh
Tessa-san (1:40 AM): it didn't even register on my end
Slashy (1:40 AM): nice
Slashy (1:45 AM): there's a Daniel in the previously for this episode. I hate previouslies. They're always so misleading.
Tessa-san (1:45 AM): lol
Slashy (1:45 AM): ~pout~
Tessa-san (1:45 AM): which ep?
Slashy (1:45 AM): Prometheus
Tessa-san (1:46 AM): k
Slashy (1:46 AM): Sam, I really like your hair this episode.
Slashy (1:47 AM): I don't have any idea what's different about it, but it's quite pretty.
Tessa-san (1:47 AM): xD
Slashy (1:49 AM): MAJOR DAVIS!
Tessa-san (1:49 AM): how many slash fics arethere of him and daniel?
Slashy (1:49 AM): I don't know.
Slashy (1:49 AM): Stargate fic isn't archived like other fic
Slashy (1:50 AM): it's difficult to track down and almost no sites have a count
Tessa-san (1:50 AM): oh?
Slashy (1:50 AM): they're mostly archived on private sites, rather than archive sites.
Slashy (1:51 AM): the only archive site for the entire gateverse that's of any use is Wraithbait, and that's Atlantis
Slashy (1:51 AM): all the SG-1 fic is annoyingly difficult to find and get a running count on
Tessa-san (1:52 AM): it was sort of a hypothetical question
Slashy (1:52 AM): xP
Slashy (1:53 AM): I don't do hypothetical questions.
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): no kidding
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): Ugh, I keep getting blisters.
Slashy (1:54 AM): poor baby
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): they don't even hurt anymore
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): they're just annoying
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): and gross
Slashy (1:54 AM): sorries
Slashy (1:56 AM): WITH THE SIGNING OUT! SERIOUSLY, YAHOO!?
Slashy (1:57 AM): ~fumes~
Tessa-san (1:57 AM): I got it that time
Slashy (1:58 AM): ...gosh. It seems like I've forgotten most of this season.
Slashy (1:58 AM): ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (1:58 AM): solid snake and his 'stache.... <3
Slashy (1:58 AM): ...?
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): gaygamer.net/images/old-snake.jpg
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): I'm amused by the name of that website
Slashy (1:59 AM): 403 FORBIDDEN
Slashy (1:59 AM): I absolutely HATE when that happens
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): WUT
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): gaygamer.net/2009/04/ps3_to_become_industry_leader.html
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): try that one
Slashy (2:00 AM): I don't have permission to view that on this server
Slashy (2:00 AM): argh
Slashy (2:00 AM): Livia...
Slashy (2:00 AM): I give up
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): sorries
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): :<
Slashy (2:01 AM): one of these days, Livia will annoy me just a BIT too much, and I will throw her against the wall
Slashy (2:02 AM): I will immediately regret this, as I no longer have a desktop
Tessa-san (2:02 AM): and then you'll be all sad
Slashy (2:02 AM): evil woman taking control of the ship... is hot. ~nodnod~
Tessa-san (2:03 AM): xD
Slashy (2:04 AM): ~blink~ I'm such an ass. Jonas mentions that an explosion will take out the entire state Nevada. To this my response was, "Then you should have put it in a bigger state."
Slashy (2:04 AM): ~facepalm~
Tessa-san (2:04 AM): xD
Slashy (2:08 AM): HUNGER. brb
Tessa-san (2:08 AM): kk
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): AGAIN?!
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): *sniffle*
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): I'MMA CRY NOW
Slashy (2:09 AM): ?
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): the virus thingy that speaks to me in german
Slashy (2:09 AM): o
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): I'm taking this thing to ed. fuck this.
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): byes.
Slashy (2:10 AM): byes
-
Moment: heya
Cece: hey
Cece: whatcha up to?
Moment: playin' catch-up with Stargate canon
Cece: shiny
Cece: I was doing that earlier
Moment: why'd you stop?
Cece: the internet is very shiny
Moment: mm
Moment: yes, but why did you STOP?
Moment: I KNOW you're capable of multitasking
Cece: desktop. television.
Cece: separate rooms
Moment: oh
Moment: right
Moment: I knew that
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: have you watched the new Being Human?
Moment: oh yes
Moment: my god, they fall apart so beautifully
Cece: I KNOW
Moment: and they never quite STOP falling apart
Cece: that's why British telly is SO much better
Cece: there's no (or very, very little) filler, they don't get BREAKS
Cece: just one brilliant and beautiful story
Moment: ...the British representative in "Disclosure" is SUCH a stereotype
Moment: I want to PUNCH him
Cece: nice
Moment: however, I want to punch KINSEY so much MORE
Cece: this whole episode is just going to keep annoying you, you know
Moment: I know
Moment: and I'm going to keep annoying you
Cece: how did I know that would be your response?
Moment: hmm, I wonder
Cece: xP
Moment: I HATE clips episodes
Cece: another thing British telly almost NEVER makes us deal with
Moment: British previouslies are just as misleading and annoying, tho
Cece: previouslies in general SUCK
Cece: if you can't be arsed to watch what came before, that's your own damn fault
Cece: don't torture those of us who COULD and DID
Moment: mas
Moment: I totes agree
Moment: still, I'd rather a previously on a DVD than six hundred commercials on live telly
Cece: ditto
Cece: ...have you ever read the poem from which the phrase "world enough and time" actually originates?
Moment: nope
Moment: is it any good?
Cece: oh yeah
Cece: it's quite good
Cece: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_His_Coy_Mistress
Moment: KINSEY! HATE! ARGH!
Cece: ~pets~
Cece: s'okay, Clary, remember how he doesn't win?
Moment: that doesn't make him any less of an ass
Cece: stop complaining
Cece: read the poem
Cece: I'm positive you can almost completely tune this episode out
Moment: okay
Moment: you're right, that's quite good
Moment: why's the first part always quoted but I've never heard the end before?
Moment: "Thus though we cannot make our sun // Stand still yet we will make him run."
Cece: I've no idea. I like the end.
Moment: KINSEY!
Moment: NID!
Moment: ARGH!
Cece: shh, shh
Moment: DAVIS! I think this is gonna be one of those episodes where I like you!
Moment: don't you shush me
Cece: mas
Cece: here, let me take your mind off the evil, evil episode
Cece: work on the crossoververse with me
Moment: okay
Moment: Atlantis, Eureka, or Objects?
Cece: you need an Atlantis story of Jan 2010
Cece: you have one for everything else
Moment: what's SG-1 up to that month? I'm not looking at the timeline
Cece: um... Hailey's asylum seeker gf comes to Earth, and disappears in the Muted World story
Moment: right
Moment: and that's when the Unit is formed
Cece: yupperdo
Cece: you'd think Atlantis stories would be easier than this
Moment: I was just saying that the Tessa-san last night
Moment: HA! THOR! You are SO awesome!
Cece: <3
Moment: with the showing up of Kinsey
Moment: HA
Moment: British stereotype, I still wanna punch you for being such a stereotype, but ta for being the first to speak
Cece: so, Atlantis?
Moment: right right
Moment: just a sec, gotta change the disc
Cece: kay
Moment: back
Moment: Susan's only just regenerated last Atlantis story, so it's much too soon for evilFord
Moment: once we get her Tardis converting Wraith at a steady pace, he's going to be forced to either go into withdrawal or start breeding them himself
Cece: right.
Cece: ...that's horrifying. a Wraith farm.
Moment: which is why it's prolly gonna be the one I go with
Cece: of course it is
Cece: hey, out of curiousity, is there an O'neill/Maybourne Paradise Lost AU?
Moment: ...
Moment: I have no idea, but there SHOULD be
Cece: ^_^
Moment: seriously
Cece: I know
Moment: the only one I can find is on the DarkGate archive
Cece: ick
Moment: I KNOW
Moment: I can't even look at it for the punctuation
Cece: or lack thereof
Cece: It's probably not any good anyway
Moment: shame
Moment: the premise is so damn promising
Cece: you could write one yourself
Moment: so could you
Moment: don't go throwing more work on me
Cece: xP
Moment: seriously, the crossoververse is too big a project for me to be working on other things
Moment: why do you think I haven't posted anything recently?
Cece: okay, good point
Moment: anyway, you're good enough and you know it
Moment: go on, now you've got me interested you HAVE to write it
Cece: I HAVE to?
Moment: yes
Cece: okay, I'll start writing it after I see proof in the original comments that you've sent that pr0n to Tessa-san
Moment: ...
Moment: dammit
Cece: ^_^
Cece: so I have an idea for Atlantis
Moment: really?
Moment: that's good, cos I completely forgot that's what we were working on
Cece: yepperdo
Cece: ...seriously?
Cece: I know you have a better attention span than that
Moment: do not
Cece: don't argue with me
Cece: let me tell you about my idea
Moment: sorries
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: so SGA-1 goes to this planet where they find this room
Moment: Ancients stuff?
Cece: obvs
Cece: so it's like this fountain of youth thing. takes some pre-determined number of years off your life when activated.
Cece: but it just erases them. no memory of the last however many years when it makes them younger
Moment: like actually aging backwards?
Cece: like the baby from Hyperion, but all at once
Moment: awesome
Moment: who gets zapped by it?
Cece: all of SGA-1?
Moment: sure
Moment: that's...Shep, McKay, Ronon, and Erin at this point, right?
Cece: yeps
Moment: so how many years does it take?
Cece: a lot
Cece: enough to make them all little kids
Moment: so, what, thirty years?
Cece: how old is everyone?
Moment: er...
Moment: I have no idea
Moment: wiki time
Cece: mas
Cece: I wait
Moment: Shep will be 40 that June
Moment: Rodney's about two years older than he is
Moment: we don't have an age for Ronon, but Jason Momoa was born in 79, so if we go by that...Ronon is barely 30
Cece: and Erin you get to just make up, right?
Moment: yup
Moment: so if it takes 30 years off...John would be 10, Rodney 12, Ronon would be barely alive...and let's say Erin would be four or five
Cece: that means he'd revert to using his real name
Moment: true
Moment: out of curiousity (because I know I CAN'T, okay? I do know) what would happen if Susan got zapped? thirty years ago she had a different body
Cece: ...
Cece: maybe that makes her immune
Cece: it might mean she's the only one who can go near the thing and NOT get zapped back to puberty
Moment: xP
Moment: how do they reverse it?
Cece: well, first another team has to go find them when they don't return as scheduled. meanwhile, our kids are stuck as kids all together with no memory of how they got there
Moment: ...that will go over well
Cece: oh yeah
Cece: youngRodney will be completely paranoid
Moment: ...I hope they don't let babyRonon die
Moment: maybe we should send a woman with them. one who's old enough to be zapped and still be old enough to be mature
Cece: who do you suggest?
Moment: er...Cadman would be 8. And she's the only one I can think of
Moment: and I can't think of any reason she'd be going with them
Cece: shame
Cece: guess they don't have a girl, then
Cece: oh, how about this?
Cece: the device flared up and zapped them all, then went back to inactive state. they'd sent a report back, about the awesome Ancient temple room thing. Daniel wants to go see it. obvs Jack won't let him go without a military escort, esp since Shep's team went silent.
Moment: that's good
Moment: it also gives us itty-bitty Daniel
Cece: ~gives you look~ 13/14 is NOT itty-bitty
Moment: ...
Moment: of course it's not
Moment: I mentioned how I'm bad at math, right?
Cece: mas
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: nice save
Moment: I try
Moment: seriously, I didn't even bother do the math, tho
Cece: I know
Cece: sokay
Cece: who else is in the military escort?
Moment: let's say Lorne's team
Cece: okay
Cece: we can do that
Moment: and when THEY don't come back?
Cece: well, let's say only Daniel and Cadman went into the temple room thing, Lorne's team went to look around and guard stuff and stuff
Cece: so they encounter the kids inside and are just about to escort them and send them back to Atlantis to be tested when the device is reactivated
Cece: they manage to get off a warning to Lorne's team before they get zapped, so Lorne's team doesn't get zapped
Cece: they then take ALL the kids back to Atlantis, but with the video of the temple that was obviously retrieved, Susan can work out what the temple room does
Cece: and figure out that she's probably immune, so she's the only one who can go try to reverse it
Moment: and of course she DOES figure out how to reverse it, but not before the kids cause a bunch of trouble
Moment: cos, y'know, they all think they've been kidnapped or something
Cece: exactly
Cece: it's a good story
Moment: it is
Cece: on to February? you need an Atlantis and a Eureka story
Moment: I wish I could but I have to go to work now
Moment: ...it's weird that my first thought was "work is getting in the way of my productivity", ne?
Cece: every time you have to ASK if something is weird, the answer is yes
Moment: ...
Cece: esp is Tessa-san says no
Moment: oh, shuddup, we're not THAT bad
Cece: kinda are
Moment: not
Cece: are
Moment: not
Cece: go to work
Moment: ~mutters~ not
Moment: I'm going, I'm going
Moment: ta-ta
Cece: laters
~
Min: hallo
Cece: heya
Cece: how goes it?
Min: all right
Min: you?
Cece: good
Min: good
Min: how's that tenth grade thing working for you?
Cece: pretty good
Cece: 'course, it's only the second day of school
Cece: you can hardly expect me to make an accurate judgement yet
Min: hardly
Min: LOOK at your writing
Min: look at it
Min: damn you
Cece: ...what's wrong with it?
Min: nothing
Min: that's the PROBLEM
Cece: ...I see
Min: liar
Min: no one would EVER guess from the way you speak that you're a fourteen year old girl
Cece: ...when Tatey-chan said that, it was a compliment
Min: ~mutters~
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: okay, Min
Cece: we can deal with your adequacy issues if you want
Min: ~fumes~ I do NOT have adequacy issues
Cece: whatever you say, Min
Min: why did I start this conversation?
Cece: ~shrug~
Cece: Clary's the telepathic one, not me
Min: ~headdesk~
Min: I had an idea
Min: for the crossoververse
Min: that is why I got online
Min: but your damned extraordinarity made me forget it
Cece: ...I'm not sure that's a word
Min: shuddup
Cece: and you can't blame me for your lack of attention span
Min: nyah
Min: can so
Cece: can not
Cece: we're too old for this, you know
Min: can not
Min: are not
Cece: ...
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so, not, so, not, so, not, so, not, ~agrees to disagree~
Cece: can we be done with this now?
Min: xP
Cece: what storyline was your idea for?
Min: Eureka
Min: it had to do with Zane's proposal
Cece: aww
Cece: Jo and Zane are ADORABLE
Min: yes
Min: they are
Min: also, on the subject of Eureka, how awesome was the midseason finale?
Min: I usually hate those, but wow
Cece: it was indeed awesome
Cece: Grant, and Carter, and the working TOGETHER and...y'know?
Min: I know
Min: I knew there was a reason I liked Grant, and that episode was it
Cece: ^_^
Cece: what were we talking about?
Min: my idea that I lost
Min: it's still lost
Cece: nice
Min: maybe it will come back later
Min: wanna work on some other storyline?
Cece: sure
Cece: I kinda wanna work on Objects stories
Cece: in a more "character driven" way, rather than the "name the Object we're after this time" way we've done for the last two
Min: we'll need that shiny list of Objects anyway
Cece: I didn't say I didn't want to know the Object
Cece: I just want to know what's going on with the characters
Cece: you know, like in all the other storylines, where it's "character a does this, oh, and there's plot"
Cece: the Objects storyline has been mostly "PLOT, oh, and this happened to character a"
Min: I get it
Min: the Unit is...Joe, Peter, Neal, Claudia, Zane, and Jo. that's it, right?
Cece: far as I can remember, yeah
Cece: and Joe, Jennifer, and Anna moved to Eureka. because that's the easiest way to hide them.
Cece: just saying
Min: okay
Min: fine
Min: I am a-okay with that
Min: but it doesn't help the timeline any
Cece: no, I suppose not
Cece: there are two Objects stories before the one in which Jenny arrives
Min: right
Min: the thing about the Objects stories is that it's so much EASIER to just say "this is the Object they're after" and leave the character stuff mostly for later
Cece: okay, fine
Cece: just... what about Claudia's love life?
Min: ...
Min: I don't know
Min: it's not like there are a whole bunch of single people in Eureka, at this point. and what other cross would we find one on?
Cece: there's FlashForward. I think she'd get along just great with Simon, eventually.
Min: so would Jada
Min: ...this could be FUN
Cece: not that it is helpful right now, since FlashForward won't end for another few months
Cece: guess we just leave it til then
Cece: now, what are we after in March?
Min: Magnifying Glass
Min: allows you to speak and understand all languages, so long as you're in physical contact with it
Cece: this is a thing that could come in handy
Cece: I'm going to imagine they find it in some foreign country
Min: oh yeah
Min: it will probably involve at least one member of the Unit being kidnapped
Cece: by?
Min: by the Cabal, of course, under the leadership of Martin Ruber, who thinks he is god
Cece: ooh
Cece: I assume the key allows them to be rescued
Min: of course
Min: good, no?
Cece: yes
Cece: then in April, the flashforwards of the non-Eurekan half of the Unit
Min: right
Min: and that would be, what?
Cece: cos I totes know?
Min: wait, half?
Min: honey, Jo, Zane, Joe, and Claudia are ALL in Eureka at this point
Min: the only two who AREN'T in Eureka are Peter and Neal
Cece: ...right
Cece: counting fail
Min: xP
Cece: so there are four drinking glasses and their caps, ne?
Min: I believe so, yeah
Cece: okay, so there's this event that El's doing, and guess what happen to be there...
Min: shiny
Min: obvs this will need to be dealt with as the Objects will totes cause chaos
Min: what do they do?
Cece: well, the glasses cause hallucinations. the same hallucination among all the glasses.
Min: neat
Min: and the caps?
Cece: they spike your adrenaline
Min: ...this sounds like a bad combination
Cece: yeah, well
Cece: used together they cause explosions
Cece: naturally this will be problematic
Min: yeah...
Min: they'll deal with it, tho
Cece: yeah
Cece: next time Jenny arrives
Cece: in the middle of Peter/Neal/El
Min: hee
Min: that has absolutely NOTHING to do with plot, of course
Cece: clearly
Cece: well, if that's the opening scene, then Joe can call and go "guys, Object, now" and Jenny will tag along
Cece: she will totes then amaze them with her awesomeness and get to join the Unit, after explaining that that's pretty much what she's there for
Min: and what object would this be?
Cece: the right shoelace
Cece: when snapped like a whip causes synthasia in everyone who hears it
Min: and this is urgent enough to warrent a call because?
Cece: well, we are trying to collect all the Objects as soon as possible
Cece: anyway, someone recently came into posession of it and has used it at least twice
Min: nice
Cece: yeah
Cece: hey, look, it's Clary! should be conference her in?
Min: She'll yell at us if we don't
Cece: true
Min: kay, gimme a sec
~
Min: there
Min: heya
Moment: hallo
Cece: heya
Cece: how goes it?
Moment: alright
Moment: just got back from picking up Maude
Min: aww
Cece: is she still adorable?
Moment: yeah
Moment: and shedding
Moment: already
Moment: on my sweater
Cece: poor you
Cece: we were working with the Objects
Moment: okay, send me what you've got
Min: sent
Min: way ahead of you
Moment: kay
Cece: so this is the month in which we'll start having to follow Flashforward characters
Cece: what we need to do is fill in the rest of the timeline to that point
Min: right
Min: that's...Zane's proposal, Eureka in March, arrival of Jada and the rest of the Eurekan FFs, and Eureka in May
Min: Atlantis in February, Atlantis when Susan and Erin leave... and the Flashforward characters in May
Cece: wow
Cece: okay, so, in February we need a Wraith story
Cece: we should have finished getting Susan's Tardis to work on Wraith, so we should try implimenting it
Min: right
Min: so SGA-1 has to go out and zap a hive with the retrovirus to start with
Cece: right
Cece: then they have to get the hive ship to wherever they're going to bring the now-humans
Cece: not to Atlantis
Min: well, then they'll want it to already be in orbit over a planet with a gate
Min: that way they can just bring it down to the planet
Min: then un-stasis the now-humans a few at a time and bringing them through to Atlantis to go through Susan's Tardis
Cece: no
Cece: that's silly
Cece: bring Susan's Tardis to them
Min: right
Min: then one at a time bring the now-humans through it and set them up a little colony
Cece: right
Cece: then there has to be a problem
Min: sure, because getting kidnapped by Wraith, on purpose, to drug them, was fun
Cece: yeah, but come on, if it was this simple....
Min: well, once they get all the now-humans out, they need to destroy the hive
Min: what about the Queen? what does she look like as a now-human?
Cece: a woman?
Min: and this single woman in the colony of otherwise all men...
Min: is safe?
Cece: ...
Cece: well, that's a twist
Cece: that's always going to be a problem for them
Cece: because there are always going to be WAY more men than women
Min: but this particular time no one realized that this was going to be a problem
Min: until the now-human queen is found dead
Cece: oh, great, now there are NO women
Cece: leave those guys unsupervised for a while, see the best of now-humanity
Min: we'll learn for next time
Min: it's not enough to give them fake memories, they need to be taught not to be asshats
Cece: do any of them survive?
Min: oh, a handful, I suppose
Min: certainly not a colony's worth
Min: what about Susan's Tardis?
Min: is it left on the planet, still hidden, or do they bring it back to Atlantis?
Cece: leave it on the planet
Cece: because otherwise Susan has to teach people to pilot it for the time in which she's gone
Cece: she already knows she'll be back eventually, cos, y'know, OBVIOUSLY
Min: right
Min: but it's beyond the limits of the settlement, so the now-humans won't find it
Cece: and it has a FUNCTIONAL chameleon circuit, so
Min: right
Min: forgot that for a bit
Min: so then Susan and Erin have to leave the gateverse
Min: why do they do that?
Moment: hey
Moment: Erin, after changing his name to Jamie, drops Susan off at River's and runs to talk to Lydia
Moment: this implies that he got some sort of information regarding her whereabouts and ran with it
Moment: and sort of dragged Susan along for the ride, because he knew that she needed it
Moment: cos...if he doesn't bring her back to the Whoniverse, she won't GET a Tardis
Moment: she hasn't been to New Gallifrey yet
Min: right
Min: so he gets an anonymous tip that tells him where Lydia is, and they leave
Cece: no one is exactly thrilled with this
Cece: since that leaves an empty spot on SGA-1, and then there's the Susan/Shep thing
Cece: oh, and how she's the only one who understands HOW the chameleon arch in her Tardis works
Min: but they HAVE to go
Min: so they say their goodbyes, Susan promises that she'll return as soon as she can, and they go
Cece: and during this?
Moment: wait
Moment: during the ABOUT HALF A YEAR during which Erin has left and no one has descended, that empty spot on SGA-1 needs to be filled
Min: I nominate Cadman
Cece: seconded
Cece: I love Cadman
Moment: kays
Moment: so Cadman joins SGA-1 when Erin and Susan flake, and then Astrid joins later
Moment: I'm going to assume they flake kind of right before a mission
Min: so they have Cadman replace Erin for the mission, and when it works out well they offer her a permanent position on the team
Min: good
Min: what mission?
Cece: that hive that we destroyed after creating the now-humans?
Cece: not so completely destroyed
Cece: and the "mayday" software is functioning
Cece: so we go to the planet on a routine reconnaisance and it turns out there are Wraith on the planet, eating the now-humans, and a hive in orbit
Cece: whichever team discovers that sent a mayday
Cece: Erin and Susan had already flaked
Moment: nice
Moment: so they go to try to drug the new hive, but end up having to blow it up with only a few retrovirused humans in a dart saved
Moment: they'll obviously have to put them through Susan's Tardis, but otherwise that's the end
Moment: Cadman joins and we're good
Cece: good
Cece: that brings Atlantis to May
Cece: what about Eureka?
Moment: I seem to be having problems with Eureka
Min: ditto
Cece: guys, seriously
Cece: it needs to be done
Min: I know
Min: I just don't feel like doing it
Min: and I have homework
Cece: ...she says, after chatting for over an hour
Min: shuddup
Min: I do have homework
Cece: I didn't say you didn't
Moment: okay
Moment: Min, we'll take it from here
Moment: you go ahead
Min: ta
Min: laters
Cece: byea
Moment: ta-ta
Moment: okay, so, Eureka then?
Cece: yeah
Cece: Zane proposes to Jo
Cece: she moved in with him less than six months ago
Cece: does she think that's too fast?
Moment: she thinks it's FAST
Moment: but not too fast, obvs she says YES
Cece: obvs
Cece: I think it's time we re-test the smartpill
Moment: I think you're right
Moment: it doesn't have those nasty side-effects anymore, which is a good thing
Cece: I sense a bad-thing
Moment: it only works on teenagers and younger
Moment: well, on people who are still growing
Moment: once you've reached that point where you stop growing, it won't work on you
Moment: in fact, it will cause problems
Cece: ...we learn this because Carter tries some himself again, ne?
Moment: exactly
Moment: it works fine on the students, but Carter...
Moment: well, it screws up the brain, makes him kinda schizaphrenic
Cece: nice
Cece: does that wear off like the colour did?
Moment: yea
Moment: the smartpill is designed to make it easier to retain knowledge for a specific duration of time
Cece: ...
Cece: so...you get a photographic memory for however long it lasts
Cece: but when it wears off...?
Moment: oh, the memories remain, but the ability to make them wears off
Moment: you no longer have a photographic memory, but all the photographic memories you already got are still intact
Moment: GOD WORDS ARE CLUMSY
Cece: s'okay, I got it
Cece: that's good
Cece: since the smartpill works, Zoe can take it
Moment: I think she should be in town
Moment: and be testing it with them
Cece: okay
Moment: brb, phone
Cece: kk
Moment: ...sorry about this, since Min just bailed, but Kelly needs a ride
Moment: she's STUCK, because she is an idiot and doesn't know what time she gets out of work and thusly didn't bring bus money because she assumed Marla got out at the same time she does and she DOESN'T
Cece: nice
Cece: try breathing
Moment: -.-
Moment: I have to go
Cece: I know
Cece: have fun
Moment: ooh, not what I'd call it
Cece: oh, like you won't enjoy lecturing
Cece: you will be SUCH a good mom someday
Moment: oh, shuddup
Cece: laters
Moment: ta-ta
Tessa-san (9:54 PM): Way to go, episode synopsis people
Slashy (9:54 PM): ~eyebrow~
Tessa-san (9:55 PM): "...has contacted Dexter to inform him that he knows what Dexter is up too."
Slashy (9:55 PM): so, uh, nothing even approaching a "Hello", then?
Tessa-san (9:55 PM): Hello! *glomp*
Slashy (9:55 PM): ^_^
Slashy (9:55 PM): how was the rest of your day?
Tessa-san (9:56 PM): I ragequit H_W
Slashy (9:56 PM): ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): about the multishipping thing'
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): "Thanks for the fuckin' donut."
Tessa-san (9:57 PM): Dexter <3
Tessa-san (10:05 PM): "Not that I have anything against women, and I have an appropriate sensibility about men."
Slashy (10:07 PM): I'm BORED
Slashy (10:07 PM): /complaint
Slashy (10:08 PM): ...~lied~ Entertain me!
Tessa-san (10:08 PM): "This maricone savage who makes us work on a friday night?"
Tessa-san (10:08 PM): !
Tessa-san (10:09 PM): If your compy could use skype, you'd be able to watch Dexter with me.
Slashy (10:09 PM): well, it can't. Livia sux.
Slashy (10:10 PM): I'd say "I need a new compy", but I think Livia would take offense and do something like shut down out of spite
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): lol
Slashy (10:10 PM): not funny!
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): And now Dexter is having a crisis of possibly, *gasp*, having sexuality?
Slashy (10:10 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:10 PM): mmm
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): It's such a good show.
Slashy (10:11 PM): It's on my List.
Slashy (10:11 PM): it's just that I'm afraid to touch my List until I get my crossoververse outline finished
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): I just got season 1 on DVD
Tessa-san (10:11 PM): lol
Slashy (10:12 PM): I have the really unhelpful habit of looking at EVERYTHING I watch and going "could I put this on any of my bases?"
Tessa-san (10:12 PM): xD
Slashy (10:12 PM): which is really not helping with the FINISHING the outline thing
Tessa-san (10:12 PM): Yeah, def don't watch Dexter yet, then.
Slashy (10:12 PM): I mean, granted the gateverse and Buffyverse aren't as populated with crosses as the Whoniverse, but that OKAY. Honest.
Slashy (10:13 PM): I don't NEED anymore crosses.
Tessa-san (10:13 PM): yeah.
Slashy (10:14 PM): ...well, the Buffyverse DOES need crosses, but nothing recent is going to fit, due to The 4400.
Tessa-san (10:14 PM): right
Tessa-san (10:18 PM): I love Doakes
Slashy (10:18 PM): I have no idea what you're talking about
Slashy (10:18 PM): just so you know
Tessa-san (10:19 PM): First off, jimhalterman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DexterHall.jpg
Tessa-san (10:20 PM): Second, billwardwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/doakes-dexter.jpg
Tessa-san (10:22 PM): After a few moments of silence, Doakes walks up to Dexter, right in his face, and says, "I'm watchin' you, motherfucker."
Tessa-san (10:22 PM): It's hilarious.
Slashy (10:23 PM): I see
Tessa-san (10:26 PM): Oh, wow. What a co-incidence. Dexter just happened to come across the ice truck that the body parts had been transported in. What a shock.
Slashy (10:29 PM): gonna ask you a random crossoververse question now.
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): kk
Tessa-san (10:30 PM): I may not respond, watching awkward sex scene.
Slashy (10:31 PM): in order for Teyla to be prego enough to go live with the Athosian's again when Atlantis returns to Lantea, she has to have been impregnated BEFORE Atlantis left for Earth. When would SHE know this?
Slashy (10:31 PM): ...
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): er...
Tessa-san (10:32 PM): when she started gettin morning sick
Slashy (10:32 PM): that is not a time on my timeline
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): sorry
Slashy (10:33 PM): February or March?
Tessa-san (10:33 PM): March
Slashy (10:33 PM): ta
Tessa-san (10:34 PM): ^^
Tessa-san (10:35 PM): lying box is lying.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): It claims the dvds are close-captioned.
Tessa-san (10:36 PM): lies
Slashy (10:37 PM): ...really? maybe the feature is just hiding. really, really well
Tessa-san (10:37 PM): I'm looking at the 'subtitles' option. It's grayed out, I can't even click it.
Slashy (10:41 PM): ...
Slashy (10:41 PM): FAIL
Tessa-san (10:41 PM): yeah
Tessa-san (10:42 PM): "You've been in a number of cases." "2103." "Approximately." "No. 2103."
Tessa-san (10:55 PM): "I want some alone time with Dexter." Dexter's response to this is to looked mildly uncomfortable.
Tessa-san (11:07 PM): ...wow. I'm trying to figure out how many gay implications there have been in this episode.
Slashy (11:10 PM): you don't keep count as you go?
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): no
Slashy (11:10 PM): ...SANCTUARY! There was a Sanctuary advert!
Tessa-san (11:10 PM): oh my god. Dexter's sister, quit making out with your boyfriend in front of Dexter.
Slashy (11:11 PM): which I watched with a sort of "oh, so that's back now, huh?" attitude, right up until Tesla showed up
Slashy (11:11 PM): when I clapped
Slashy (11:11 PM): ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (11:11 PM): xD
Slashy (11:12 PM): Tesla's PRETTY. I will not pretend it was about anything other than that.
Tessa-san (11:12 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:13 PM): So, uh, what was the last thing that happened on Amanda Tapping's crap british accent?
Slashy (11:14 PM): there was this whole thing with Kali...and the monster under the sea that Magnus had let live even though she knew better. It was to be continued.
Slashy (11:14 PM): Will was... sort of possessed.
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): "We have an elephant in the room, and his name is sex."
Tessa-san (11:14 PM): <3 Dexter
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): I...see
Slashy (11:15 PM): I had to actually THINK about that, because the last thing I actually REMEMBER was the one where Tesla became magnetic.
Tessa-san (11:15 PM): lol
Slashy (11:15 PM): I blocked that whole cliffhanger because I knew it would be ages before they got around to resolving it, and I didn't want it bothering me. Honest, that's the reason. ~blink, blink, innocent~
Slashy (11:15 PM): ~TOTALLY lying~
Tessa-san (11:16 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:18 PM): GOD DAMMIT, QUIT SPEAKING SPANISH
Slashy (11:20 PM): ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (11:21 PM): They keep speaking fucking Spanish.
Tessa-san (11:24 PM): ...long, awkward pee break.
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): ...scripts fail, or just not talking?
Slashy (11:46 PM): sorry, been editing timeline
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): ah
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): ok
Slashy (11:47 PM): it's much easier once you realize that since there IS NO TIME TRAVEL no ones name needs to be fucking numbered
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): xD
Slashy (11:47 PM): editing is way easier without having to adjust all the numbers
Slashy (11:47 PM): way, WAY easier
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): yeah
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): "She your pimp, baby."
Slashy (12:06 AM): ...I sent Addie to live with the Athosians, Morgan obvs went to the science department... can I have Astrid join SGA-1? I only just realized that their number went down again when Erin left.
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): Yes.
Tessa-san (12:08 AM): "If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now." Dexter <3
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): I have never shipped het so hard in my life.
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): Dexter and Rita are fucking adorable, and her kids...
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): *squee*
Slashy (12:19 AM): uh-huh
Slashy (12:19 AM): gonna ask you another crossoververse question
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): k
Slashy (12:21 AM): the Tok'ra use genetic engineering to create a new queen. I did establish that while talking to you. But I don't think "make a new queen from scratch" works as well as "turn an existing Tok'ra into a queen". Is Anise/Freya still alive?
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): Yes
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): We just haven't seen her since, like, season 4
Slashy (12:21 AM): but she didn't DIE
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): right
Slashy (12:22 AM): is it a bad idea to turn Anise into the new queen?
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): probably
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): do it anyway
Slashy (12:22 AM): ~grin~ I was hoping you'd say that
Slashy (12:23 AM): ...what happens to Freya when Anise is turned into a queen?
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): er...she gets a new Tok'ra?
Slashy (12:24 AM): so, no loyalty issues at all, then
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): I don't imagine so.
Slashy (12:24 AM): okay
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): "Pretend you're burning ants." "Shut yer damn face, Deb."
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): Dexter! I agree with you. The beach is nasty.
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): "Animals in general, and dogs in particular, loathe Dexter. His attempts
to keep pets (discussed in the novels) have been spectacular failures,
including a turtle that hid in its shell and starved to death rather
than come out and deal with him."
Slashy (12:31 AM): mas
Slashy (12:31 AM): I mentioned that I wanted to name Teyla's daughter after Weir, right?
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): yes
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): Wow. That's such an unconvincing dog noise
Slashy (12:32 AM): how do I do such a thing?
Tessa-san (12:32 AM): Teyla decides to name her after Weir.
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): BITCH. MEAN TO DOGS BITCH.
Tessa-san (12:33 AM): *hate*
Slashy (12:34 AM): well, yeah. I mean, like, how do I name the baby after Weir? baby's first name this time, or middle name like she did with her son?
Tessa-san (12:34 AM): First
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): "I'm gonna be Joe from Blues Clues."
Slashy (12:35 AM): so what's baby's middle name?
Tessa-san (12:35 AM): Do we know what Teyla's mum or grandmum's name is?
Slashy (12:37 AM): her mum was called Tagan. We only know this because Teyla introduced herself as "Teyla, daughter of Tagan", and then later said that Torren was her father's name when she had her son.
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): Elizabeth Tagan?
Slashy (12:38 AM): I only know this because it was on the baby's page on the Stagate Wiki
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): lol
Slashy (12:38 AM): I have no memory at all. I forgot entirely that that was how Teyla introduced herself
Slashy (12:38 AM): okay. pretty name.
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): I thought so
Slashy (12:41 AM): brb
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): nmmm. POOR PUPPY.
Slashy (12:43 AM): back
Slashy (12:43 AM): and has chocolate milk
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): pu~ppy
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): *sniffle*
Tessa-san (12:43 AM): Poor puppy~~
Slashy (12:44 AM): I don't even want to know, do I?
Tessa-san (12:44 AM): Bitch neighbour is keeping her dog outside all the time, so Dexter and Dexter's!Girlfriend have gone over to tell her to quit being a bitch. But she won't.
Slashy (12:46 AM): I'm making a list of people I'm going to end up sending to Atlantis when it becomes a colony
Slashy (12:46 AM): wanna help?
Tessa-san (12:46 AM): uh...
Slashy (12:47 AM): this will probably involve me going "[show]. Anyone?"
Tessa-san (12:47 AM): lol
Slashy (12:47 AM): like...Eureka.
Slashy (12:47 AM): I'm going to end up sending Jada.
Tessa-san (12:48 AM): K
Slashy (12:48 AM): FlashForward, I can't send Simon because I want him to end up in Eureka, but to save him from more victimization by Jericho, I want to send his sister.
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): right
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): TV tropes.
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): "Bra'tac killed Dexter's mother!"
Slashy (12:50 AM): White Collar is very self contained. I don't think there are any spare characters there. Or in The Lost Room.
Slashy (12:50 AM): ...
Slashy (12:50 AM): what?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): xD
Slashy (12:51 AM): Warehouse 13 has no connection to the SGC, so even if it had characters who could be disconnected, they couldn't go.
Slashy (12:51 AM): there aren't any characters like that, because I sent Claudia to Eureka, and Artie, Pete, Myka, and Leena are all vital.
Tessa-san (12:51 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): my character list froze the scripts! I can't believe it.
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): xDDD
Slashy (12:53 AM): ~mutters~
Slashy (12:53 AM): I think the only other show on the base is House.
Slashy (12:53 AM): not that I can CHECK, because opening another tab hurts my computer...
Tessa-san (12:53 AM): I should not want to send House and Wilson to Atlantis
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): I should not want to send House and Wilson to Atlantis.
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
Slashy (12:54 AM): and I can't, fun as it would be, because Zoe can't take Remy's place on the team if the team ceases to exist
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): :,<
Slashy (12:54 AM): but I could probably get away with sending Chase. unless you can think of a reason I can't.
Tessa-san (12:55 AM): Other than Chase/13 would be extremely pretty.
Slashy (12:55 AM): yes, but I've given 13 to Hailey
Slashy (12:55 AM): remember that?
Tessa-san (12:55 AM): yes
Slashy (12:55 AM): it was kinda your idea
Slashy (12:56 AM): don't CLAP idiot, say YES.
Slashy (12:56 AM): when your wife proposes to you, on stage, on live television, you don't CLAP.
Slashy (12:56 AM): you say fucking yes
Tessa-san (12:56 AM): xDD
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): Hay! Rita's Lara Croft for halloween!
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): I love that game!
Slashy (12:58 AM): ~eyebrow~
Slashy (12:58 AM): dork
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): shhhh
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): And--awkward sex.
Tessa-san (12:58 AM): Of course
Slashy (12:58 AM): oh, yeah "shh". like no one knows that already.
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): bite me
Slashy (12:59 AM): ~bites~
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): ~wibbles~
Slashy (12:59 AM): you should have known better, honey.
Tessa-san (12:59 AM): Dexter's just like, "uh, no sex? I think."
Slashy (1:00 AM): you know me. you don't get to wibble over me being me.
Slashy (1:01 AM): Progressive commercial lady! aww.
Slashy (1:03 AM): ...the music for "Come Dine With Me" is kinda creepy on it's own.
Tessa-san (1:06 AM): YOUR NONRESPONSIVE SCRIPTS ARE CATCHING
Tessa-san (1:16 AM): G'night
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Slashy (11:45 PM): hallo
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): hey
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): I got my DS today
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): <3
Slashy (11:45 PM): shiny
Tessa-san (11:45 PM): Very
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): what're you up to?
Slashy (11:46 PM): being unproductive
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): hi five
Tessa-san (11:46 PM): *high
Tessa-san (11:47 PM): I got screen-cleaning wipes that smell incredibly foul
Slashy (11:47 PM): after I finish this "Best of Rotten Tomatoes", I SWEAR I'm going back to watching SG-1.
Slashy (11:47 PM): haha
Slashy (11:47 PM): I was watching them at about six episodes a day until season six started.
Tessa-san (11:48 PM): daniel isn't in season 6
Slashy (11:48 PM): exactly
Slashy (11:48 PM): and I like Jonas, I do, but every time I sit down I think "I could watch Stargate. There's no Daniel on Stargate anymore. Sad." and then I do something else.
Tessa-san (11:49 PM): xD
Slashy (11:49 PM): which is DUMB, because the faster I watch season six the sooner Daniel comes back. And I KNOW that.
Tessa-san (11:49 PM): And Abyss
Slashy (11:49 PM): watched Abyss
Slashy (11:50 PM): forgot quite how gay Abyss was
Tessa-san (11:50 PM): That's like me and the Stargate movie
Slashy (11:50 PM): remembered that it was gay. misremembered quantity of said gay.
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): i remember the movie is gay. I just forget how gay
Slashy (11:51 PM): Ra wears a dress. that I remember.
Tessa-san (11:51 PM): xD
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): I love Daniel's expression when he first meets Jack. "Hello, why is there hot here?"
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): I was about to say "speaking of which" for what I'm about to tell you, but that would require a very long explanation of the logic behind the connection. So.
Slashy (11:52 PM): ..."Why are the bad ones so licky?" Rotten Tomatoes, I remember why I watch you. <3
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): Met these two old English ladies who are visiting Canada.
Tessa-san (11:52 PM): They were adorable.
Slashy (11:53 PM): I see
Tessa-san (11:53 PM): Oh, and the guy I work with who I think is gay pretty much outed himself to me.
Slashy (11:53 PM): ooh
Tessa-san (11:54 PM): Except he's italian, so I doubt he'd ever actually say "I'm gay"
Slashy (11:54 PM): ...hello, stereotyping
Tessa-san (11:55 PM): *shrug*
Tessa-san (11:57 PM): brb
Slashy (11:57 PM): kk
Tessa-san (12:10 AM): back
Slashy (12:11 AM): welcome back
Slashy (12:12 AM): ...Children's Hospital is NOT me watching SG-1...
Tessa-san (12:12 AM): xD
Slashy (12:14 AM): god, I have no self control ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): xD
Tessa-san (12:14 AM): that's ok. I don't, either
Slashy (12:15 AM): that doesn't make me feel any better about not being productive
Tessa-san (12:15 AM): xd
Slashy (12:18 AM): Aly is...er, 21? ~headtilt~
Tessa-san (12:18 AM): 12 in s2, yes?
Slashy (12:18 AM): yeah
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): 21 or 22, yeah
Slashy (12:19 AM): okay. what about Hailey?
Tessa-san (12:19 AM): 25 or 26, I'd say
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...is Aly too young for me to pair her off with Jonas?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): no
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): But Jonas has a girl
Slashy (12:20 AM): ...why don't I remember this?
Tessa-san (12:20 AM): idk
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): she was possessed by a gouauld. Drill thing.
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): season 7
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): i think
Slashy (12:21 AM): right
Slashy (12:21 AM): I still don't remember it
Slashy (12:21 AM): ...wait. is that the episode where his hair was really weird looking?
Tessa-san (12:21 AM): yes
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): I
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Slashy (12:22 AM): that would be about all I retained of that episode
Slashy (12:22 AM): nothing of the plot
Slashy (12:22 AM): just that his hair was WEIRD
Tessa-san (12:22 AM): it was
Slashy (12:24 AM): I need to pair Aly off with SOMEONE, and I can't think of any single guys in the SGC that I can pair her off with
Slashy (12:24 AM): any ideas?
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): You'll smack me if I say Walter?
Slashy (12:24 AM): yes
Slashy (12:24 AM): I will
Tessa-san (12:24 AM): I think she should have a crush on Teal'c
Slashy (12:25 AM): which in no way helps me write porn with her
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): uh...
Slashy (12:25 AM): I need to give her a S.O.
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): Does Sheppard have a girl/boy?
Slashy (12:25 AM): Shep's with Susan.
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): ah
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): hmm.
Slashy (12:25 AM): don't you remember that?
Tessa-san (12:25 AM): no. Was it my idea?
Slashy (12:26 AM): no, but I made a great deal of fuss about it
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ah
Slashy (12:26 AM): he was the reason she ran away from New Gallifrey.
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): I only ask because I always forget the things I came up with.
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): Like Lenna's name.
Slashy (12:26 AM): you forget EVERYTHING
Slashy (12:26 AM): except canon
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ture
Slashy (12:26 AM): you're very good for remembering canon
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): *true
Tessa-san (12:26 AM): ^^
Slashy (12:27 AM): I'm still short a S.O. for Aly
Tessa-san (12:27 AM): hmmm
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Lorne have somebody?
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): Major Lone
Tessa-san (12:28 AM): *Lorne
Slashy (12:28 AM): ...I have no idea.
Tessa-san (12:29 AM): they'd be cute
Slashy (12:29 AM): yes.
Slashy (12:30 AM): the only problem is that for Aly to meet him, one of them has to be in the wrong galaxy
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): hmmm
Slashy (12:30 AM): give me a reason for Aly to go to Pegasus, or for Lorne to come back to the SGC
Tessa-san (12:30 AM): Lorne needs to get a performance review?
Slashy (12:31 AM): they can't do those on Atlantis?
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): No. IOA review, maybe.
Slashy (12:31 AM): oh, IOA, I hate them so
Tessa-san (12:31 AM): but they could be convenient for once
Slashy (12:32 AM): does that mean Lorne's entire team would be on Earth?
Tessa-san (12:32 AM): sure
Slashy (12:33 AM): okay. I need to place this within the context of an Atlantis story in order to get it into my timeline.
Slashy (12:33 AM): which means I need an Atlantis story
Slashy (12:33 AM): I'm short...several of those
Slashy (12:34 AM): at least six
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): scripts?
Slashy (12:37 AM): Susan's regeneration is the last definite story on my timeline. That's december 2009.
Tessa-san (12:37 AM): wow
Slashy (12:37 AM): yes, scripts. fixed now.
Slashy (12:37 AM): I think
Tessa-san (12:38 AM): Your scripts are catching. Mine went yesterday.
Slashy (12:38 AM): sorries
Slashy (12:39 AM): there are already two SG-1 stories in Jan., Feb., and Mar., so it makes sense to put this Atlantis story that crosses with SG-1 in the later months
Tessa-san (12:40 AM): right
Slashy (12:41 AM): it also makes sense to put it before the one where Lenna goes to Atlantis. That way Aly can bring the baby, and visit her boyfriend, which already adds more to that months story than I have.
Tessa-san (12:41 AM): right
Slashy (12:41 AM): which means either April or May
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): May
Slashy (12:42 AM): before or after the Bliss Device
Tessa-san (12:42 AM): before
Slashy (12:42 AM): okay
Slashy (12:42 AM): now I just need to know what's going on in Atlantis during this story
Slashy (12:45 AM): all the terrible things that could be in the City, not to mention the Wraith and the rest of Pegasus...and I can't come up with one story
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): lol
Slashy (12:49 AM): dont' laugh at me, HELP
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): i'm playing pokemon
Slashy (12:49 AM): that doesn't mean you can't THINK
Slashy (12:49 AM): does it?
Tessa-san (12:49 AM): everyone is infected with a virus that makes them think they're various animals.
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): happy?
Slashy (12:50 AM): and why does such a virus exist?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): by 'virus' I obviously mean 'telepath who wants to steal the city'
Slashy (12:50 AM): ah. and this telepath comes from where?
Tessa-san (12:50 AM): somewhere in space
Slashy (12:51 AM): that means...everyone in the City would have to be affected all at once. except those who aren't IN the City at that moment. Lorne's team, because they're on Earth. and Susan, I imagine.
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): Lorne's team would bring SG-1 back with them to to save the City
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): right
Slashy (12:52 AM): I imagine the fact that Twap water has telepathic side effects will come in handy
Tessa-san (12:52 AM): yeah
Slashy (12:53 AM): "Just... take a few sips of this. To protect yourself."
Slashy (12:53 AM): not dodgy
Slashy (12:53 AM): they save the City and SG-1 goes back to Earth, and I've effectively paired off Aly and Lorne.
Slashy (12:54 AM): yes, I'm happy
Tessa-san (12:54 AM): good
Slashy (1:01 AM): ...now when Hailey complains that she misses her girlfriend who's in another state, Aly can remind her that her boyfriend is in another galaxy, so she'd better shut up
Tessa-san (1:02 AM): lol
Slashy (1:05 AM): TRETONIN! Hi!
Tessa-san (1:05 AM): lol
Slashy (1:05 AM): I don't remember having watched this episode before.
Tessa-san (1:05 AM): really?
Slashy (1:07 AM): I really don't. I know I MUST have, because I watched them ALL.
Slashy (1:07 AM): but I can't for the life of my remember anything at all
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): huh
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): weird
Tessa-san (1:07 AM): I remember that one
Slashy (1:08 AM): you're very good at remembering canon
Tessa-san (1:08 AM): lol
Tessa-san (1:08 AM): I am. It's amazing. I can't remember anything else
Slashy (1:09 AM): nice
Slashy (1:17 AM): Min and Cece are right. There are too many people on SG-1. I could fix this by sending Stark to Atlantis, but I've already given Vala two break-ups, so I'd have to send her with him. And what's there for HER to do in Pegasus?
Tessa-san (1:17 AM): steal shit
Slashy (1:18 AM): ~eyebrow~
Slashy (1:18 AM): that's not actually a job
Tessa-san (1:18 AM): explore shit
Slashy (1:19 AM): with one of the teams?
Tessa-san (1:19 AM): why not
Slashy (1:21 AM): the only two teams we ever see or care about are Sheppard's and Lorne's. which one should I put her on?
Tessa-san (1:21 AM): Lorne's
Slashy (1:22 AM): okay
Slashy (1:22 AM): ta
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): Oh. The English lady I saw today thought that & was a g
Tessa-san (1:22 AM): It was in the AT&T on her phone
Slashy (1:23 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:23 AM): I was like, "Oh, that's an ampersand, not a g." She's just like, "What's an ampersand?"
Tessa-san (1:24 AM): The only reason I know what that's called is Fry & Laurie
Slashy (1:24 AM): mas
Slashy (1:24 AM): you didn't learn that in English class?
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): no
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): you say that like I learned *anything* in English class
Slashy (1:25 AM): we had a poster on the wall. one of those really annoying full-page posters with huge letters
Slashy (1:25 AM): you must have learned SOMETHING
Tessa-san (1:25 AM): nothing particularly useful.
Tessa-san (1:26 AM): One teacher I had didn't think 'titular' was a word.
Slashy (1:26 AM): ...
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): I was talking about Romeo and Juliet. "The titular characters". It traumatized me.
Slashy (1:27 AM): I see
Tessa-san (1:27 AM): that word means what I think it means, right?
Slashy (1:27 AM): mm
Slashy (1:33 AM): oh, Tok'ra guy whose name I should be able to remember as it's been mentioned at least six times now... I don't know why I don't remember you.
Tessa-san (1:33 AM): no clue
Tessa-san (1:33 AM): sorry
Slashy (1:33 AM): ...they mentioned it WHILE I WAS TYPING and I didn't retain it at ALL
Slashy (1:33 AM): go me
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): Malek?
Slashy (1:35 AM): that's it!
Slashy (1:35 AM): him
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): ^^
Tessa-san (1:35 AM): yay stargatewiki!
Slashy (1:36 AM): why don't I remember him? like, at all
Tessa-san (1:36 AM): idk
Tessa-san (1:36 AM): he's very forgettable
Slashy (1:36 AM): yes. but we know so few of the Tok'ra by name
Slashy (1:39 AM): that was really annoying
Slashy (1:40 AM): scripts don't usually completely sign me out of chat
Tessa-san (1:40 AM): huh
Tessa-san (1:40 AM): it didn't even register on my end
Slashy (1:40 AM): nice
Slashy (1:45 AM): there's a Daniel in the previously for this episode. I hate previouslies. They're always so misleading.
Tessa-san (1:45 AM): lol
Slashy (1:45 AM): ~pout~
Tessa-san (1:45 AM): which ep?
Slashy (1:45 AM): Prometheus
Tessa-san (1:46 AM): k
Slashy (1:46 AM): Sam, I really like your hair this episode.
Slashy (1:47 AM): I don't have any idea what's different about it, but it's quite pretty.
Tessa-san (1:47 AM): xD
Slashy (1:49 AM): MAJOR DAVIS!
Tessa-san (1:49 AM): how many slash fics arethere of him and daniel?
Slashy (1:49 AM): I don't know.
Slashy (1:49 AM): Stargate fic isn't archived like other fic
Slashy (1:50 AM): it's difficult to track down and almost no sites have a count
Tessa-san (1:50 AM): oh?
Slashy (1:50 AM): they're mostly archived on private sites, rather than archive sites.
Slashy (1:51 AM): the only archive site for the entire gateverse that's of any use is Wraithbait, and that's Atlantis
Slashy (1:51 AM): all the SG-1 fic is annoyingly difficult to find and get a running count on
Tessa-san (1:52 AM): it was sort of a hypothetical question
Slashy (1:52 AM): xP
Slashy (1:53 AM): I don't do hypothetical questions.
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): no kidding
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): Ugh, I keep getting blisters.
Slashy (1:54 AM): poor baby
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): they don't even hurt anymore
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): they're just annoying
Tessa-san (1:54 AM): and gross
Slashy (1:54 AM): sorries
Slashy (1:56 AM): WITH THE SIGNING OUT! SERIOUSLY, YAHOO!?
Slashy (1:57 AM): ~fumes~
Tessa-san (1:57 AM): I got it that time
Slashy (1:58 AM): ...gosh. It seems like I've forgotten most of this season.
Slashy (1:58 AM): ~headdesk~
Tessa-san (1:58 AM): solid snake and his 'stache.... <3
Slashy (1:58 AM): ...?
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): gaygamer.net/images/old-snake.jpg
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): I'm amused by the name of that website
Slashy (1:59 AM): 403 FORBIDDEN
Slashy (1:59 AM): I absolutely HATE when that happens
Tessa-san (1:59 AM): WUT
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): gaygamer.net/2009/04/ps3_to_become_industry_leader.html
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): try that one
Slashy (2:00 AM): I don't have permission to view that on this server
Slashy (2:00 AM): argh
Slashy (2:00 AM): Livia...
Slashy (2:00 AM): I give up
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): sorries
Tessa-san (2:00 AM): :<
Slashy (2:01 AM): one of these days, Livia will annoy me just a BIT too much, and I will throw her against the wall
Slashy (2:02 AM): I will immediately regret this, as I no longer have a desktop
Tessa-san (2:02 AM): and then you'll be all sad
Slashy (2:02 AM): evil woman taking control of the ship... is hot. ~nodnod~
Tessa-san (2:03 AM): xD
Slashy (2:04 AM): ~blink~ I'm such an ass. Jonas mentions that an explosion will take out the entire state Nevada. To this my response was, "Then you should have put it in a bigger state."
Slashy (2:04 AM): ~facepalm~
Tessa-san (2:04 AM): xD
Slashy (2:08 AM): HUNGER. brb
Tessa-san (2:08 AM): kk
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): AGAIN?!
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): *sniffle*
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): I'MMA CRY NOW
Slashy (2:09 AM): ?
Tessa-san (2:09 AM): the virus thingy that speaks to me in german
Slashy (2:09 AM): o
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): I'm taking this thing to ed. fuck this.
Tessa-san (2:10 AM): byes.
Slashy (2:10 AM): byes
-
Moment: heya
Cece: hey
Cece: whatcha up to?
Moment: playin' catch-up with Stargate canon
Cece: shiny
Cece: I was doing that earlier
Moment: why'd you stop?
Cece: the internet is very shiny
Moment: mm
Moment: yes, but why did you STOP?
Moment: I KNOW you're capable of multitasking
Cece: desktop. television.
Cece: separate rooms
Moment: oh
Moment: right
Moment: I knew that
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: have you watched the new Being Human?
Moment: oh yes
Moment: my god, they fall apart so beautifully
Cece: I KNOW
Moment: and they never quite STOP falling apart
Cece: that's why British telly is SO much better
Cece: there's no (or very, very little) filler, they don't get BREAKS
Cece: just one brilliant and beautiful story
Moment: ...the British representative in "Disclosure" is SUCH a stereotype
Moment: I want to PUNCH him
Cece: nice
Moment: however, I want to punch KINSEY so much MORE
Cece: this whole episode is just going to keep annoying you, you know
Moment: I know
Moment: and I'm going to keep annoying you
Cece: how did I know that would be your response?
Moment: hmm, I wonder
Cece: xP
Moment: I HATE clips episodes
Cece: another thing British telly almost NEVER makes us deal with
Moment: British previouslies are just as misleading and annoying, tho
Cece: previouslies in general SUCK
Cece: if you can't be arsed to watch what came before, that's your own damn fault
Cece: don't torture those of us who COULD and DID
Moment: mas
Moment: I totes agree
Moment: still, I'd rather a previously on a DVD than six hundred commercials on live telly
Cece: ditto
Cece: ...have you ever read the poem from which the phrase "world enough and time" actually originates?
Moment: nope
Moment: is it any good?
Cece: oh yeah
Cece: it's quite good
Cece: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_His_Coy_Mistress
Moment: KINSEY! HATE! ARGH!
Cece: ~pets~
Cece: s'okay, Clary, remember how he doesn't win?
Moment: that doesn't make him any less of an ass
Cece: stop complaining
Cece: read the poem
Cece: I'm positive you can almost completely tune this episode out
Moment: okay
Moment: you're right, that's quite good
Moment: why's the first part always quoted but I've never heard the end before?
Moment: "Thus though we cannot make our sun // Stand still yet we will make him run."
Cece: I've no idea. I like the end.
Moment: KINSEY!
Moment: NID!
Moment: ARGH!
Cece: shh, shh
Moment: DAVIS! I think this is gonna be one of those episodes where I like you!
Moment: don't you shush me
Cece: mas
Cece: here, let me take your mind off the evil, evil episode
Cece: work on the crossoververse with me
Moment: okay
Moment: Atlantis, Eureka, or Objects?
Cece: you need an Atlantis story of Jan 2010
Cece: you have one for everything else
Moment: what's SG-1 up to that month? I'm not looking at the timeline
Cece: um... Hailey's asylum seeker gf comes to Earth, and disappears in the Muted World story
Moment: right
Moment: and that's when the Unit is formed
Cece: yupperdo
Cece: you'd think Atlantis stories would be easier than this
Moment: I was just saying that the Tessa-san last night
Moment: HA! THOR! You are SO awesome!
Cece: <3
Moment: with the showing up of Kinsey
Moment: HA
Moment: British stereotype, I still wanna punch you for being such a stereotype, but ta for being the first to speak
Cece: so, Atlantis?
Moment: right right
Moment: just a sec, gotta change the disc
Cece: kay
Moment: back
Moment: Susan's only just regenerated last Atlantis story, so it's much too soon for evilFord
Moment: once we get her Tardis converting Wraith at a steady pace, he's going to be forced to either go into withdrawal or start breeding them himself
Cece: right.
Cece: ...that's horrifying. a Wraith farm.
Moment: which is why it's prolly gonna be the one I go with
Cece: of course it is
Cece: hey, out of curiousity, is there an O'neill/Maybourne Paradise Lost AU?
Moment: ...
Moment: I have no idea, but there SHOULD be
Cece: ^_^
Moment: seriously
Cece: I know
Moment: the only one I can find is on the DarkGate archive
Cece: ick
Moment: I KNOW
Moment: I can't even look at it for the punctuation
Cece: or lack thereof
Cece: It's probably not any good anyway
Moment: shame
Moment: the premise is so damn promising
Cece: you could write one yourself
Moment: so could you
Moment: don't go throwing more work on me
Cece: xP
Moment: seriously, the crossoververse is too big a project for me to be working on other things
Moment: why do you think I haven't posted anything recently?
Cece: okay, good point
Moment: anyway, you're good enough and you know it
Moment: go on, now you've got me interested you HAVE to write it
Cece: I HAVE to?
Moment: yes
Cece: okay, I'll start writing it after I see proof in the original comments that you've sent that pr0n to Tessa-san
Moment: ...
Moment: dammit
Cece: ^_^
Cece: so I have an idea for Atlantis
Moment: really?
Moment: that's good, cos I completely forgot that's what we were working on
Cece: yepperdo
Cece: ...seriously?
Cece: I know you have a better attention span than that
Moment: do not
Cece: don't argue with me
Cece: let me tell you about my idea
Moment: sorries
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: so SGA-1 goes to this planet where they find this room
Moment: Ancients stuff?
Cece: obvs
Cece: so it's like this fountain of youth thing. takes some pre-determined number of years off your life when activated.
Cece: but it just erases them. no memory of the last however many years when it makes them younger
Moment: like actually aging backwards?
Cece: like the baby from Hyperion, but all at once
Moment: awesome
Moment: who gets zapped by it?
Cece: all of SGA-1?
Moment: sure
Moment: that's...Shep, McKay, Ronon, and Erin at this point, right?
Cece: yeps
Moment: so how many years does it take?
Cece: a lot
Cece: enough to make them all little kids
Moment: so, what, thirty years?
Cece: how old is everyone?
Moment: er...
Moment: I have no idea
Moment: wiki time
Cece: mas
Cece: I wait
Moment: Shep will be 40 that June
Moment: Rodney's about two years older than he is
Moment: we don't have an age for Ronon, but Jason Momoa was born in 79, so if we go by that...Ronon is barely 30
Cece: and Erin you get to just make up, right?
Moment: yup
Moment: so if it takes 30 years off...John would be 10, Rodney 12, Ronon would be barely alive...and let's say Erin would be four or five
Cece: that means he'd revert to using his real name
Moment: true
Moment: out of curiousity (because I know I CAN'T, okay? I do know) what would happen if Susan got zapped? thirty years ago she had a different body
Cece: ...
Cece: maybe that makes her immune
Cece: it might mean she's the only one who can go near the thing and NOT get zapped back to puberty
Moment: xP
Moment: how do they reverse it?
Cece: well, first another team has to go find them when they don't return as scheduled. meanwhile, our kids are stuck as kids all together with no memory of how they got there
Moment: ...that will go over well
Cece: oh yeah
Cece: youngRodney will be completely paranoid
Moment: ...I hope they don't let babyRonon die
Moment: maybe we should send a woman with them. one who's old enough to be zapped and still be old enough to be mature
Cece: who do you suggest?
Moment: er...Cadman would be 8. And she's the only one I can think of
Moment: and I can't think of any reason she'd be going with them
Cece: shame
Cece: guess they don't have a girl, then
Cece: oh, how about this?
Cece: the device flared up and zapped them all, then went back to inactive state. they'd sent a report back, about the awesome Ancient temple room thing. Daniel wants to go see it. obvs Jack won't let him go without a military escort, esp since Shep's team went silent.
Moment: that's good
Moment: it also gives us itty-bitty Daniel
Cece: ~gives you look~ 13/14 is NOT itty-bitty
Moment: ...
Moment: of course it's not
Moment: I mentioned how I'm bad at math, right?
Cece: mas
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: nice save
Moment: I try
Moment: seriously, I didn't even bother do the math, tho
Cece: I know
Cece: sokay
Cece: who else is in the military escort?
Moment: let's say Lorne's team
Cece: okay
Cece: we can do that
Moment: and when THEY don't come back?
Cece: well, let's say only Daniel and Cadman went into the temple room thing, Lorne's team went to look around and guard stuff and stuff
Cece: so they encounter the kids inside and are just about to escort them and send them back to Atlantis to be tested when the device is reactivated
Cece: they manage to get off a warning to Lorne's team before they get zapped, so Lorne's team doesn't get zapped
Cece: they then take ALL the kids back to Atlantis, but with the video of the temple that was obviously retrieved, Susan can work out what the temple room does
Cece: and figure out that she's probably immune, so she's the only one who can go try to reverse it
Moment: and of course she DOES figure out how to reverse it, but not before the kids cause a bunch of trouble
Moment: cos, y'know, they all think they've been kidnapped or something
Cece: exactly
Cece: it's a good story
Moment: it is
Cece: on to February? you need an Atlantis and a Eureka story
Moment: I wish I could but I have to go to work now
Moment: ...it's weird that my first thought was "work is getting in the way of my productivity", ne?
Cece: every time you have to ASK if something is weird, the answer is yes
Moment: ...
Cece: esp is Tessa-san says no
Moment: oh, shuddup, we're not THAT bad
Cece: kinda are
Moment: not
Cece: are
Moment: not
Cece: go to work
Moment: ~mutters~ not
Moment: I'm going, I'm going
Moment: ta-ta
Cece: laters
~
Min: hallo
Cece: heya
Cece: how goes it?
Min: all right
Min: you?
Cece: good
Min: good
Min: how's that tenth grade thing working for you?
Cece: pretty good
Cece: 'course, it's only the second day of school
Cece: you can hardly expect me to make an accurate judgement yet
Min: hardly
Min: LOOK at your writing
Min: look at it
Min: damn you
Cece: ...what's wrong with it?
Min: nothing
Min: that's the PROBLEM
Cece: ...I see
Min: liar
Min: no one would EVER guess from the way you speak that you're a fourteen year old girl
Cece: ...when Tatey-chan said that, it was a compliment
Min: ~mutters~
Cece: uh-huh
Cece: okay, Min
Cece: we can deal with your adequacy issues if you want
Min: ~fumes~ I do NOT have adequacy issues
Cece: whatever you say, Min
Min: why did I start this conversation?
Cece: ~shrug~
Cece: Clary's the telepathic one, not me
Min: ~headdesk~
Min: I had an idea
Min: for the crossoververse
Min: that is why I got online
Min: but your damned extraordinarity made me forget it
Cece: ...I'm not sure that's a word
Min: shuddup
Cece: and you can't blame me for your lack of attention span
Min: nyah
Min: can so
Cece: can not
Cece: we're too old for this, you know
Min: can not
Min: are not
Cece: ...
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so
Min: not
Cece: so, not, so, not, so, not, so, not, ~agrees to disagree~
Cece: can we be done with this now?
Min: xP
Cece: what storyline was your idea for?
Min: Eureka
Min: it had to do with Zane's proposal
Cece: aww
Cece: Jo and Zane are ADORABLE
Min: yes
Min: they are
Min: also, on the subject of Eureka, how awesome was the midseason finale?
Min: I usually hate those, but wow
Cece: it was indeed awesome
Cece: Grant, and Carter, and the working TOGETHER and...y'know?
Min: I know
Min: I knew there was a reason I liked Grant, and that episode was it
Cece: ^_^
Cece: what were we talking about?
Min: my idea that I lost
Min: it's still lost
Cece: nice
Min: maybe it will come back later
Min: wanna work on some other storyline?
Cece: sure
Cece: I kinda wanna work on Objects stories
Cece: in a more "character driven" way, rather than the "name the Object we're after this time" way we've done for the last two
Min: we'll need that shiny list of Objects anyway
Cece: I didn't say I didn't want to know the Object
Cece: I just want to know what's going on with the characters
Cece: you know, like in all the other storylines, where it's "character a does this, oh, and there's plot"
Cece: the Objects storyline has been mostly "PLOT, oh, and this happened to character a"
Min: I get it
Min: the Unit is...Joe, Peter, Neal, Claudia, Zane, and Jo. that's it, right?
Cece: far as I can remember, yeah
Cece: and Joe, Jennifer, and Anna moved to Eureka. because that's the easiest way to hide them.
Cece: just saying
Min: okay
Min: fine
Min: I am a-okay with that
Min: but it doesn't help the timeline any
Cece: no, I suppose not
Cece: there are two Objects stories before the one in which Jenny arrives
Min: right
Min: the thing about the Objects stories is that it's so much EASIER to just say "this is the Object they're after" and leave the character stuff mostly for later
Cece: okay, fine
Cece: just... what about Claudia's love life?
Min: ...
Min: I don't know
Min: it's not like there are a whole bunch of single people in Eureka, at this point. and what other cross would we find one on?
Cece: there's FlashForward. I think she'd get along just great with Simon, eventually.
Min: so would Jada
Min: ...this could be FUN
Cece: not that it is helpful right now, since FlashForward won't end for another few months
Cece: guess we just leave it til then
Cece: now, what are we after in March?
Min: Magnifying Glass
Min: allows you to speak and understand all languages, so long as you're in physical contact with it
Cece: this is a thing that could come in handy
Cece: I'm going to imagine they find it in some foreign country
Min: oh yeah
Min: it will probably involve at least one member of the Unit being kidnapped
Cece: by?
Min: by the Cabal, of course, under the leadership of Martin Ruber, who thinks he is god
Cece: ooh
Cece: I assume the key allows them to be rescued
Min: of course
Min: good, no?
Cece: yes
Cece: then in April, the flashforwards of the non-Eurekan half of the Unit
Min: right
Min: and that would be, what?
Cece: cos I totes know?
Min: wait, half?
Min: honey, Jo, Zane, Joe, and Claudia are ALL in Eureka at this point
Min: the only two who AREN'T in Eureka are Peter and Neal
Cece: ...right
Cece: counting fail
Min: xP
Cece: so there are four drinking glasses and their caps, ne?
Min: I believe so, yeah
Cece: okay, so there's this event that El's doing, and guess what happen to be there...
Min: shiny
Min: obvs this will need to be dealt with as the Objects will totes cause chaos
Min: what do they do?
Cece: well, the glasses cause hallucinations. the same hallucination among all the glasses.
Min: neat
Min: and the caps?
Cece: they spike your adrenaline
Min: ...this sounds like a bad combination
Cece: yeah, well
Cece: used together they cause explosions
Cece: naturally this will be problematic
Min: yeah...
Min: they'll deal with it, tho
Cece: yeah
Cece: next time Jenny arrives
Cece: in the middle of Peter/Neal/El
Min: hee
Min: that has absolutely NOTHING to do with plot, of course
Cece: clearly
Cece: well, if that's the opening scene, then Joe can call and go "guys, Object, now" and Jenny will tag along
Cece: she will totes then amaze them with her awesomeness and get to join the Unit, after explaining that that's pretty much what she's there for
Min: and what object would this be?
Cece: the right shoelace
Cece: when snapped like a whip causes synthasia in everyone who hears it
Min: and this is urgent enough to warrent a call because?
Cece: well, we are trying to collect all the Objects as soon as possible
Cece: anyway, someone recently came into posession of it and has used it at least twice
Min: nice
Cece: yeah
Cece: hey, look, it's Clary! should be conference her in?
Min: She'll yell at us if we don't
Cece: true
Min: kay, gimme a sec
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Min: there
Min: heya
Moment: hallo
Cece: heya
Cece: how goes it?
Moment: alright
Moment: just got back from picking up Maude
Min: aww
Cece: is she still adorable?
Moment: yeah
Moment: and shedding
Moment: already
Moment: on my sweater
Cece: poor you
Cece: we were working with the Objects
Moment: okay, send me what you've got
Min: sent
Min: way ahead of you
Moment: kay
Cece: so this is the month in which we'll start having to follow Flashforward characters
Cece: what we need to do is fill in the rest of the timeline to that point
Min: right
Min: that's...Zane's proposal, Eureka in March, arrival of Jada and the rest of the Eurekan FFs, and Eureka in May
Min: Atlantis in February, Atlantis when Susan and Erin leave... and the Flashforward characters in May
Cece: wow
Cece: okay, so, in February we need a Wraith story
Cece: we should have finished getting Susan's Tardis to work on Wraith, so we should try implimenting it
Min: right
Min: so SGA-1 has to go out and zap a hive with the retrovirus to start with
Cece: right
Cece: then they have to get the hive ship to wherever they're going to bring the now-humans
Cece: not to Atlantis
Min: well, then they'll want it to already be in orbit over a planet with a gate
Min: that way they can just bring it down to the planet
Min: then un-stasis the now-humans a few at a time and bringing them through to Atlantis to go through Susan's Tardis
Cece: no
Cece: that's silly
Cece: bring Susan's Tardis to them
Min: right
Min: then one at a time bring the now-humans through it and set them up a little colony
Cece: right
Cece: then there has to be a problem
Min: sure, because getting kidnapped by Wraith, on purpose, to drug them, was fun
Cece: yeah, but come on, if it was this simple....
Min: well, once they get all the now-humans out, they need to destroy the hive
Min: what about the Queen? what does she look like as a now-human?
Cece: a woman?
Min: and this single woman in the colony of otherwise all men...
Min: is safe?
Cece: ...
Cece: well, that's a twist
Cece: that's always going to be a problem for them
Cece: because there are always going to be WAY more men than women
Min: but this particular time no one realized that this was going to be a problem
Min: until the now-human queen is found dead
Cece: oh, great, now there are NO women
Cece: leave those guys unsupervised for a while, see the best of now-humanity
Min: we'll learn for next time
Min: it's not enough to give them fake memories, they need to be taught not to be asshats
Cece: do any of them survive?
Min: oh, a handful, I suppose
Min: certainly not a colony's worth
Min: what about Susan's Tardis?
Min: is it left on the planet, still hidden, or do they bring it back to Atlantis?
Cece: leave it on the planet
Cece: because otherwise Susan has to teach people to pilot it for the time in which she's gone
Cece: she already knows she'll be back eventually, cos, y'know, OBVIOUSLY
Min: right
Min: but it's beyond the limits of the settlement, so the now-humans won't find it
Cece: and it has a FUNCTIONAL chameleon circuit, so
Min: right
Min: forgot that for a bit
Min: so then Susan and Erin have to leave the gateverse
Min: why do they do that?
Moment: hey
Moment: Erin, after changing his name to Jamie, drops Susan off at River's and runs to talk to Lydia
Moment: this implies that he got some sort of information regarding her whereabouts and ran with it
Moment: and sort of dragged Susan along for the ride, because he knew that she needed it
Moment: cos...if he doesn't bring her back to the Whoniverse, she won't GET a Tardis
Moment: she hasn't been to New Gallifrey yet
Min: right
Min: so he gets an anonymous tip that tells him where Lydia is, and they leave
Cece: no one is exactly thrilled with this
Cece: since that leaves an empty spot on SGA-1, and then there's the Susan/Shep thing
Cece: oh, and how she's the only one who understands HOW the chameleon arch in her Tardis works
Min: but they HAVE to go
Min: so they say their goodbyes, Susan promises that she'll return as soon as she can, and they go
Cece: and during this?
Moment: wait
Moment: during the ABOUT HALF A YEAR during which Erin has left and no one has descended, that empty spot on SGA-1 needs to be filled
Min: I nominate Cadman
Cece: seconded
Cece: I love Cadman
Moment: kays
Moment: so Cadman joins SGA-1 when Erin and Susan flake, and then Astrid joins later
Moment: I'm going to assume they flake kind of right before a mission
Min: so they have Cadman replace Erin for the mission, and when it works out well they offer her a permanent position on the team
Min: good
Min: what mission?
Cece: that hive that we destroyed after creating the now-humans?
Cece: not so completely destroyed
Cece: and the "mayday" software is functioning
Cece: so we go to the planet on a routine reconnaisance and it turns out there are Wraith on the planet, eating the now-humans, and a hive in orbit
Cece: whichever team discovers that sent a mayday
Cece: Erin and Susan had already flaked
Moment: nice
Moment: so they go to try to drug the new hive, but end up having to blow it up with only a few retrovirused humans in a dart saved
Moment: they'll obviously have to put them through Susan's Tardis, but otherwise that's the end
Moment: Cadman joins and we're good
Cece: good
Cece: that brings Atlantis to May
Cece: what about Eureka?
Moment: I seem to be having problems with Eureka
Min: ditto
Cece: guys, seriously
Cece: it needs to be done
Min: I know
Min: I just don't feel like doing it
Min: and I have homework
Cece: ...she says, after chatting for over an hour
Min: shuddup
Min: I do have homework
Cece: I didn't say you didn't
Moment: okay
Moment: Min, we'll take it from here
Moment: you go ahead
Min: ta
Min: laters
Cece: byea
Moment: ta-ta
Moment: okay, so, Eureka then?
Cece: yeah
Cece: Zane proposes to Jo
Cece: she moved in with him less than six months ago
Cece: does she think that's too fast?
Moment: she thinks it's FAST
Moment: but not too fast, obvs she says YES
Cece: obvs
Cece: I think it's time we re-test the smartpill
Moment: I think you're right
Moment: it doesn't have those nasty side-effects anymore, which is a good thing
Cece: I sense a bad-thing
Moment: it only works on teenagers and younger
Moment: well, on people who are still growing
Moment: once you've reached that point where you stop growing, it won't work on you
Moment: in fact, it will cause problems
Cece: ...we learn this because Carter tries some himself again, ne?
Moment: exactly
Moment: it works fine on the students, but Carter...
Moment: well, it screws up the brain, makes him kinda schizaphrenic
Cece: nice
Cece: does that wear off like the colour did?
Moment: yea
Moment: the smartpill is designed to make it easier to retain knowledge for a specific duration of time
Cece: ...
Cece: so...you get a photographic memory for however long it lasts
Cece: but when it wears off...?
Moment: oh, the memories remain, but the ability to make them wears off
Moment: you no longer have a photographic memory, but all the photographic memories you already got are still intact
Moment: GOD WORDS ARE CLUMSY
Cece: s'okay, I got it
Cece: that's good
Cece: since the smartpill works, Zoe can take it
Moment: I think she should be in town
Moment: and be testing it with them
Cece: okay
Moment: brb, phone
Cece: kk
Moment: ...sorry about this, since Min just bailed, but Kelly needs a ride
Moment: she's STUCK, because she is an idiot and doesn't know what time she gets out of work and thusly didn't bring bus money because she assumed Marla got out at the same time she does and she DOESN'T
Cece: nice
Cece: try breathing
Moment: -.-
Moment: I have to go
Cece: I know
Cece: have fun
Moment: ooh, not what I'd call it
Cece: oh, like you won't enjoy lecturing
Cece: you will be SUCH a good mom someday
Moment: oh, shuddup
Cece: laters
Moment: ta-ta