Post by A Moment In Subtext on Dec 11, 2010 17:06:05 GMT -5
Tate: heya
Moment: OMG! HIYA! ~FLYINGTACKLEPOUNCE~
Moment: it's a Tatey-chan!
Moment: you've been gone FOREVER
Tate: you've been gone
Tate: Cece and I have done just as much work as you have
Moment: mas
Moment: actually, I think Cece's done more work than the rest of the panel combined recently
Tate: you mean with the storysheets?
Tate: I KNOW
Tate: how awesome is she?
Moment: AWESOME, yeah
Moment: she hasn't sent me that Henry/Tesla she's sent you
Tate: xP
Tate: want it?
Moment: duhs
Moment: I went looking for some and there's, like, four fics and none of them are particularly good
Moment: although I found quite a few really funny CONVERSATIONS that showed up in the search
Tate: I never did the search
Moment: do it
Moment: when you find the Torchwood Vancouver link, click that
Moment: it's really fun
Tate: kaya
Moment: "Now picture Magnus and Tesla meeting Captain Jack Harkness.. Poor Helen would be lost for who to hit first."
"And Jack would be lost for who to hit *on* first."
Tate: who said there needed to be turn taking?
Tate: he's JACK, he'd hit on them at the same time
Moment: mas Totally
Tate: ...speaking of Tesla. you didn't do NEAR enough with him on the crossoververse
Tate: sent, btw
Moment: I know. I sort of want to have Jamie leave him in the gateverse and have someone else bring him home later
Tate: ooh
Tate: whatcha gonna do with him on that base?
Moment: well, he's always had plans for world domination
Moment: just because he's OFTEN on our side doesn't mean he's not... er, evil
Moment: well, at least "not-good"
Tate: right
Tate: but he's on Atlantis
Moment: I realize this
Moment: I've thought about it, though
Moment: see, he's physically identical to Dr. Parrish. and since when he's visiting with Jamie he's not being a bad guy, he'd not have ended up in the cells or anything. he'd be, well, maybe under room arrest, but nothing more than that
Moment: and he did sleep with Parrish once, so if that were, rather than a one-time narcissistic thing, a regular thing, all he'd have to do was wait until Parrish was going offworld, drug him in his sleep, and walk out of the room in his clothes
Moment: get to Earth and by the time anyone realizes what's happened, he's gone
Tate: ...
Tate: YES
Tate: that's brilliant
Tate: do that
Moment: kaya
Moment: oh, Cece. This is really good fic she's written. Why doesn't she write more often?
Tate: how should I know?
Tate: she's YOUR cousin
Moment: mm
Moment: so...Jamie and Tesla arrived in April 2010
Moment: if I make Tesla's escape it's own story...that's silly. because Evan's group are going to Earth for their IOA thing in May. so it could be a subset of that story
Tate: sure
Tate: then you can leave him for a while, let him get situated and familiar with the world. he's one of those charries who are more fun if he pops up after having been absent for a while.
Moment: mm
Moment: next place I'll need a story for the Unit?
Tate: ...January 2011
Moment: that works
Moment: he'd totally be working with that Cabal group. Ruber's guys.
Tate: yes
Tate: he's completely amused by Ruber's hallucinations but is playing along because the Objects are extremely powerful
Moment: of course
Moment: and the first chance he gets to doublecross them, he will take
Tate: yup
Tate: so I guess that story for the Unit is a Cabal story?
Moment: looks like it
Moment: whatever Object the Unit are after, the Cabal get there first. the Unit does not let this go.
Moment: there are no hot uninvolved guys on the Unit. ~frowns~
Tate: this is true, but how is it a problem?
Tate: you had Neal/Vala, right? so Peter/Neal/El must have some sort of loose arrangement.
Moment: ...I ALWAYS forget that
Moment: yes, true
Moment: so Tesla basically goes "How about this? I'll give you the Object if I can have sex with that one. ~points~"
Tate: so now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects?
Tate: seriously?
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: okies
Tate: so what Object is it and what does it do?
Moment: ...no objections?
Tate: would it matter?
Moment: you're LEARNING
Moment: okay, it's the Shoe Brush
Moment: and it must do something with menacing applications
Moment: but I don't know what yet
Moment: actually... maybe it's relatively innocent.
Tate: ...
Tate: Tesla's a sneaky bastard, isn't he?
Moment: I'm so glad you're on the same bandwidth I am
Moment: for those who are not
Moment: obvs the Tesla/Neal takes place in the Room
Moment: so while Tesla's there, he steals the Deck of Cards and brings it back to the Cabal, so he doesn't get kicked out. it was their plan all along
Moment: he also steals the Trinket, because I love the idea of him having the ability to skip universes if he needs it
Tate: right
Tate: I like that idea too
Tate: so what does it do?
Moment: um... it grows hair. like, for bald people. or, y'know, not.
Tate: that could go...well
Moment: heh
Tate: oh... y'know what I just thought of?
Moment: what?
Tate: Tesla's on the same base as W13 now. their GUNS.
Moment: ogod
Moment: I'd completely forgotten that
Tate: he's going to meet them, right? and gloat? a lot?
Moment: you say gloat. I say preen.
Moment: but yes
Tate: preen sounds prettier anyway
Moment: "A person who has sex with an unconscious, drunk or sleeping person in Sweden can be convicted of rape and sentenced to two to six years in prison. "
Tate: ...
Moment: I know, right?
Moment: anyway, back to Tesla
Tate: send him to W13 after he gets out of the Cabal?
Moment: after. right. okay.
Tate: so the Unit are never going to trust him again, right?
Moment: actually... I think he should finish the Cabal off for them
Moment: a few months later
Tate: really
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: going now
Tate: sleep
Moment: b-but you're being helpful!
Tate: get someone else to be helpful
Tate: I require sleep
Moment: fine
Moment: spoilsport
Moment: nightmorning
Tate: morningnight
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Slashy (01:06): hallo!
Tessa-san (01:06): hey
Slashy (01:06): how goes it?
Tessa-san (01:06): It goes
Tessa-san (01:06): working on fic. Is fun.
Slashy (01:07): I see.
Tessa-san (01:07): how goes it for you?
Slashy (01:07): Tatey-chan and I just figured out a fun thing on the crossoververse
that you will probably not understand
Tessa-san (01:08): (I really didn't notice you yesterday, btw. Or the day before yesterday. Sorry. :<)
Slashy (01:08): nice
Slashy (01:08): way to go you
Tessa-san (01:08): tell me, anyway
Slashy (01:08): okay. did you ever watch Warehouse 13?
Tessa-san (01:09): one or two episodes, I think. I did watch last night's castle, though.
Slashy (01:09): nice
Tessa-san (01:09): idek where the goth friend subplot came from or what real bearing it had on the story, but...they were very cute.
Slashy (01:10): the guns, the zappy laser guns they have on Warehouse 13 are called Tesla's. they were invented by that universes Nikola Tesla. Sanctuary's Tesla has, recently, been released into the gateverse. When he meets the Warehouse guys, he will preen. a lot.
Tessa-san (01:10): that's very funny.
Slashy (01:10): yeah, the goth friend subplot came out of nowhere. most of Alexis's plots come from nowhere, but are adorable. they tend to serve as mirrors for Castle's current problem. usually very unsubtley
Slashy (01:10): I know, right? I completely failed to remember that the guns were called Tesla's.
Tessa-san (01:11): ...I don't know how goth friend was a mirror for the problem
Tessa-san (01:11): ...oh, justin.
Tessa-san (01:11): have you noticed the string of people with numbers at the start of posts?
Slashy (01:12): It was much more subtle this week than it was, say, at the beginning of the season.
Tessa-san (01:12): one of the guys on my flist says: "81: yugioh is boss and football was better than tits"
Slashy (01:12): ...what's with the numbers thing?
Tessa-san (01:13): if you send someone a number, they're supposed to put that number in a post and tell you what they really think about you.
Slashy (01:13): ...why?
Tessa-san (01:13): most of mine would be 'you're only on my list because I don't find you particularly offensive'
Tessa-san (01:13): 'and/or, I'm too pussy to say delete friend'
Tessa-san (01:13): Idek
Slashy (01:14): ~giggle~ Yours would be funny. I only have...er, four friends on here?
Slashy (01:14): Five. But two of them are Tatey-chan.
Tessa-san (01:15): lol
Tessa-san (01:15): I'm doing that now. Just so you know.
Slashy (01:15): it's not MY fault she has two accounts.
Slashy (01:15): mas
Tessa-san (01:15): lol
Slashy (01:16): ...you, Krys, Tatey-chan, Tatey-chan, Tatey-chan's girlfriend. That's my facebook friends list.
Tessa-san (01:16): ...didn't tatey-chan's girlfriend delete her account? Or is there new girlfriend that I was uninformed of
Slashy (01:16): she deleted her secondary account
Slashy (01:16): not the primary one
Tessa-san (01:17): ah
Slashy (01:17): and then created a new secondary account, but I haven't been friended from that one yet
Tessa-san (01:17): ah
Slashy (01:25): you're here, but not on Yahoo where we could preserve this. only pointing it out because you pointed it out last time.
Tessa-san (01:27): I...can't make myself care. I keep attempting to get up to go to bed. Can't.
Slashy (01:28): ...I have a friend suggest. There are no mutual friends. And the person lives in your state, not mine.
Slashy (01:28): this is very...odd
Tessa-san (01:28): ...oooohkay
Tessa-san (01:28): that's...odd
Tessa-san (01:28): did they go to lidmakes, maybe?
Slashy (01:28): she's from Schenectady.
Tessa-san (01:29): still may have gone
Tessa-san (01:29): just moved
Tessa-san (01:29): /is in college
Slashy (01:29): originally from Niskayuna
Slashy (01:29): I've never heard of that one
Tessa-san (01:29): ...nor have I
Slashy (01:29): it's your state!
Tessa-san (01:30): do you know ALL the towns in Ohio?!
Slashy (01:30): there must be a reason Facebook thinks this person would be my friend. I shall find it out.
Slashy (01:30): yes
Tessa-san (01:30): it's, like, right next to schenectady
Tessa-san (01:30): riiight
Slashy (01:30): I couldn't recite them, but I do know them all by name.
Slashy (01:30): we learned it as part of a project in geography in... 8th grade.
Tessa-san (01:31): I...
Tessa-san (01:31): do not remember much of eighth grade
Tessa-san (01:31): I remember that once my mam made me study for a history test and I did worse on it than I had on previous tests.
Tessa-san (01:31): and thusly, I no longer study
Slashy (01:31): I found the "map" we did the project with a couple days ago while clearing out mums attic
Slashy (01:31): so it's been on my mind
Tessa-san (01:32): nice
Slashy (01:32): ha! knew I'd find the reason! research. ~nodnod~
Tessa-san (01:33): ?
Slashy (01:33): this person is a person I've spoken to on Teaspoon
Tessa-san (01:33): ahh
Tessa-san (01:33): ...that frightens me
Slashy (01:33): they are not, however, in my contacts, so I don't know how Facebook knew that.
Tessa-san (01:33): this would be why it frightens me
Slashy (01:34): I'm bored. Entertain me.
Slashy (01:34): ^_^^_^
Tessa-san (01:35): I AM WRITING A RESPONSE TO TELL KRYS HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME RIGHT NOW AND THEN I AM GOING TO WRITE THAT FIC I'VE BEEN WRITING WHERE JACK IS PREGGO
Tessa-san (01:35): HELLO CAPSLOCK
Slashy (01:35): did you not mean to do the allcaps?
Tessa-san (01:36): no
Slashy (01:36): nice
Tessa-san (01:36): I'm so glad I make you feel like the less terrible one.
Slashy (01:36): I thought you'd already written that fic.
Tessa-san (01:36): I've been writing that fic
Tessa-san (01:36): for MONTHS
Tessa-san (01:36): You know how I am.
Slashy (01:36): it's something I really need. always being the most terrible person in the conversation gets old fast.
Slashy (01:36): yes, much the same way I am. (honest, that porn will reach you eventually.)
Tessa-san (01:37): xD
Slashy (01:37): I swear. Really. It will.
Slashy (01:37): even if I have to rewrite it.
Tessa-san (01:37): lol
Tessa-san (01:37): no, don't, though.
Slashy (01:37): which is looking like a distinct possibility, because Kelly have NO idea what she did with that one she stole.
Tessa-san (01:38): kelly have no idea?
Tessa-san (01:38): clary cavewoman now?
Slashy (01:38): HAS
Tessa-san (01:38): xDD
Slashy (01:38): that sentence was going to be "Marla and Kelly", then I remembered that Marla might have read it but it was KELLY who STOLE it
Tessa-san (01:38): lmao
Slashy (01:38): so I erased Marla and forgot to make the grammar make sense. because (dammit, I made about SIX typos there) I am dumb.
Tessa-san (01:39): It's OK, for I am dumb as well.
Slashy (01:40): out of curiousity, other than me and Tatey-chan, do you ever actually speak to any of the other crossoververse panelits?
Tessa-san (01:40): No.
Slashy (01:40): you should. that Cece is brilliant and I think you'd get along fantastically
Tessa-san (01:41): orly
Slashy (01:42): and then she could get YOU to beta her fic so that Tatey-chan can work on the crossoververse with me. because Tatey-chan actually knows what's going on in the crossoververse.
Tessa-san (01:42): ok.
Tessa-san (01:42): I have no trouble with that
Slashy (01:42): as opposed to you, who only know what I tell you and almost never bother with the Original Comments.
Tessa-san (01:43): yup
Tessa-san (01:43): I will read them
Tessa-san (01:43): eventually
Slashy (01:43): you will understand why Cece is awesome when you do
Slashy (01:43): she's promised to write me a specific fic, if and when I actually send you that porn.
Slashy (01:43): which may be the best way to motivate me
Tessa-san (01:43): xD
Tessa-san (01:43): indeed.
Slashy (01:44): honestly, I can't believe that fic doesn't already exist. but since it doesn't, promising to write it is probably the only way to get me to do things I procrastinate on.
Tessa-san (01:44): lol
Slashy (01:44): which is why it's probably a good thing she mentioned the Henry/Tesla to Tatey-chan, not me. It would never get written if she'd mentioned it to me.
Tessa-san (01:45): truth
Slashy (01:45): "If your heart had a voice, who would it sound like?"
Slashy (01:45): oh, 1 Girl 5 Gays, you have strange questions.
Tessa-san (01:46): that is an extreeeeeemely strange question
Slashy (01:46): it's not the weirdest thing that has been asked on this show
Slashy (01:46): "Mom, turn the channel now. [pause] There may have been... a four person... *thing*... that happened in my life a little while ago."
Tessa-san (01:48): ...was that the girl or one of the guys?
Slashy (01:48): I <3<3 this show.
Slashy (01:48): that was one of the guys
Tessa-san (01:48): xDD
Tessa-san (01:48): nice
Slashy (01:49): this is a really fun show. I didn't expect that when I started watching it a month ago.
Tessa-san (01:49): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/theferengip1.jpg
Tessa-san (01:49): logo?
Slashy (01:49): yupperdo
Slashy (01:49): I clicked on that link. And I didn't even BLINK
Tessa-san (01:51): xD
Slashy (01:51): what's wrong with me?
Tessa-san (01:51): I didn't blink either. I just laughed
Tessa-san (01:51): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-science.jpg
Tessa-san (01:51): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-jesus-miracles.jpg
Slashy (01:52): "A person who has sex with an unconscious, drunk or sleeping person in Sweden can be convicted of rape and sentenced to two to six years in prison. "
Tessa-san (01:52): ...
Tessa-san (01:52): I think if you have sex with an unconscious or sleeping person here you can be convicted of rape
Slashy (01:52): is it bad that my VERY FIRST thought in response to reading that was "I wonder if Jack's ever been to Sweden."
Tessa-san (01:53): I'm sure he has
Slashy (01:53): the fact that you've avoided telling me it's not a bad thing means that it IS a bad thing, right?
Tessa-san (01:54): probably
Slashy (01:54): mas
Slashy (01:54): "If everyone here on the panel had a sex tape, whose would you want to watch?" Seriously 1g5g.
Tessa-san (01:55): lol
Slashy (01:56): ...oh, geez. I just got the update on Cece's Henry/Tesla fic. It got CREEPY. When she went over the concept for the fic it wasn't CREEPY.
Slashy (01:56): ~pout~
Tessa-san (01:56): lol
Slashy (01:56): not that it's not GOOD
Slashy (01:56): but what is it with my family and the CREEPY?
Tessa-san (01:57): I don't know.
Tessa-san (01:57): I think we can safely blame the internet and television, though
Slashy (01:57): ~giggle~ Oh yeah.
Slashy (01:57): I blame them for most things.
Slashy (01:57): Them and Rusty.
Tessa-san (01:58): Everything is Rusty's fault
Slashy (01:58): the universe is not Rusty's fault.
Slashy (01:58): that would be HORRIBLE
Tessa-san (01:58): ...
Tessa-san (01:58): the universe is so Rusty's fault.
Tessa-san (01:58): I will blame him for everything now.
Tessa-san (01:58): He is my official scapegoat
Slashy (01:59): if the universe is Rusty's fault, that means that Rusty is God
Slashy (01:59): DO NOT GIVE HIM THAT POWER
Slashy (01:59): DO NOT
Slashy (01:59): NOT
Slashy (01:59): AND AGAIN I REPEAT: NOT
Tessa-san (01:59): lol
Slashy (02:00): "If you could make your penis bigger, would you?" The first response to which was: "No. I'm black, it works for me."
Slashy (02:00): everyone else on the panel said yes
Tessa-san (02:00): even the girl?
Slashy (02:00): she didn't answer. she doesn't always
Tessa-san (02:01): lol
Slashy (02:01): Aliya-Jasmine only answers when she wants to. Mostly she just reads the cue cards.
Tessa-san (02:01): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-college.jpg
Slashy (02:01): which two did you pick?
Tessa-san (02:02): uh
Tessa-san (02:02): good grades.
Tessa-san (02:02): I've never had a social life or enough sleep
Slashy (02:02): nice.
Slashy (02:02): but, uh, if when told to pick two you only pick one, you can't have gotten good maths grades...
Tessa-san (02:04): my stats course is actually my highest one.
Tessa-san (02:04): it said I can only pick two
Tessa-san (02:04): not that I have to
Slashy (02:04): mas
Slashy (02:04): fine then
Slashy (02:04): OHAI next two episodes of Weeds On Demand! Didn't notice you there.
Tessa-san (02:11): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-go-figure.jpg
Slashy (02:11): I would watch that.
Tessa-san (02:12): lol
Slashy (02:13): how long you planning on being online?
Tessa-san (02:13): idek
Slashy (02:14): that's helpful
Tessa-san (02:14): sorry
Slashy (02:15): I want to ask you to help me with crossoververse stuff, but not if you're gonna get offline in, like, five minutes or something. or if you're too busy.
Tessa-san (02:16): I don't know when I'm going to get offline
Slashy (02:16): does that mean I can ask you to help? that Tatey-chan got offline and left me.
Tessa-san (02:16): k
Slashy (02:16): does k mean yes? I'm going to assume it does.
Tessa-san (02:18): it does
Tessa-san (02:18): on yahoo now
Slashy (02:19): cool
Slashy (02:19): heading that way now
Slashy (2:21 AM): [margins]
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): hiiii margins
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0660e6f6-efb0-4431-9925-ef1ba3e629fd.jpg
Slashy (2:22 AM): so, let me send you what we determined earlier. you will be amused.
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): kk
Slashy (2:22 AM): Moment: whatever Object the Unit are after, the Cabal get there first. the Unit does not let this go.
Moment: there are no hot uninvolved guys on the Unit. ~frowns~
Tate: this is true, but how is it a problem?
Tate: you had Neal/Vala, right? so Peter/Neal/El must have some sort of loose arrangement.
Moment: ...I ALWAYS forget that
Moment: yes, true
Moment: so Tesla basically goes "How about this? I'll give you the Object if I can have sex with that one. ~points~"
Tate: so now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects?
Tate: seriously?
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: okies
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): ....
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): poor neal
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): poor, poor neal.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): does he at least get cuddles out of it?
Slashy (2:23 AM): what do you mean "poor Neal"? Tesla's HOT.
Slashy (2:24 AM): I mean... not shallow, me. Not at all.
Tessa-san (2:24 AM): he is. but tatey-chan said it herself "now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects". No matter how pretty it is--and it is pretty--it's still sad.
Slashy (2:25 AM): it gets worse. because Tesla is... er... not exactly evil, but not good.
Slashy (2:25 AM): Moment: obvs the Tesla/Neal takes place in the Room
Moment: so while Tesla's there, he steals the Deck of Cards and brings it back to the Cabal, so he doesn't get kicked out. it was their plan all along
Moment: he also steals the Trinket, because I love the idea of him having the ability to skip universes if he needs it
Tessa-san (2:25 AM): heh
Slashy (2:26 AM): Tesla then takes out the Cabal, because he's awesome like that
Slashy (2:26 AM): but still
Slashy (2:26 AM): I'm a terrible person.
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): mmyup.
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): s'ok
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): *pets*
Slashy (2:26 AM): ~purrs~
Slashy (2:27 AM): okay, so there's about three months between this and when Tesla takes out the Cabal and goes to join the Warehouse guys.
Tessa-san (2:27 AM): k
Slashy (2:27 AM): that means the Unit could do three things in this time.
Slashy (2:27 AM): if you give me a scenario, or an effect, I will match it to an Object
Tessa-san (2:28 AM): gives a shock like you'd get from an electric fence
Slashy (2:29 AM): er... if you picked it up, or if you touched it wrong, or...?
Tessa-san (2:29 AM): touch it at all
Slashy (2:30 AM): that would make it rather hard for anyone to keep
Slashy (2:30 AM): unless it's the bar of soap, and it only works after it gets wet
Slashy (2:30 AM): which would be sense making, right?
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-snuggling.jpg
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): yes
Slashy (2:31 AM): so there must be, er, character torturing stuff in these stories for the Unit, ne?
Tessa-san (2:32 AM): aye
Slashy (2:32 AM): I haven't really done anything to Jo and Zane yet. and I LOVE Jo and Zane.
Slashy (2:32 AM): so something must happen to one of them. One of them should be zapped by the bar of soap.
Slashy (2:32 AM): which one?
Tessa-san (2:32 AM): Zane
Slashy (2:33 AM): cool
Slashy (2:33 AM): I mean... er, that's not what I mean.
Slashy (2:33 AM): "cool" is the wrong response to that
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): it can be played for comedy
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): electric fences aren't that bad.
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): Now, if it ups the amperage every time it delivers a new *shock*
Slashy (2:34 AM): ooh
Slashy (2:34 AM): I like that.
Slashy (2:35 AM): how much can I zap him with it before I end up giving him permanent damage
Tessa-san (2:35 AM): let's go with ten
Slashy (2:35 AM): okies
Slashy (2:36 AM): so, another effect. or, y'know, a character to torture and a way to torture them. that would be okay too.
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): infects holder with what is effectively traditional vampirism, without any of the benefits
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): and an Object that reverses it
Slashy (2:38 AM): so that's... two connected Objects.
Slashy (2:39 AM): or an Object and an Artefact. which would get us the Warehouse and be a good third story.
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): ooh
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): that works
Slashy (2:39 AM): so the Artefact does the infecting, and the Object fixes it
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): sure
Slashy (2:40 AM): and let's all pretend to be surprised that Tesla tracks down this Artefact specifically. he never wanted to be de-vamped.
Slashy (2:41 AM): and the Object just wipes the system of all infectious agents
Tessa-san (2:41 AM): right
Slashy (2:41 AM): which would make it incredibly helpful, if it wasn't a thing that wasn't supposed to exist
Tessa-san (2:41 AM): yup
Slashy (2:42 AM): so it goes into the Room. after Tesla realizes that THIS bases form of vampirism is NOT as cool as his.
Tessa-san (2:43 AM): yes
Slashy (2:43 AM): and of course he preens when taken to the Warehouse with the Artefact, and he stays there
Slashy (2:43 AM): now, I know we don't follow the Warehouse, just check in every now and then, so who's the next group the Warehouse group and Tesla should run into?
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): uhh
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-bros.jpg
Slashy (2:45 AM): can I say Castle? is it okay if they run into Caskett?
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): yes
Slashy (2:46 AM): an Artefact is obviously being used in whatever crime Caskett are investigating
Tessa-san (2:46 AM): yup
Slashy (2:47 AM): Tesla will fascinate Castle
Tessa-san (2:47 AM): indeed
Slashy (2:47 AM): much to Kate's dismay, I'm sure
Slashy (2:47 AM): once Castle learns about the Warehouse, and of course he WILL, he'll want to follow them back there
Tessa-san (2:48 AM): yes
Slashy (2:48 AM): Artie will not be pleased. But Mrs. Frederic might let him, in part just to annoy Artie.
Tessa-san (2:49 AM): mm
Slashy (2:49 AM): Kate will NOT be happy.
Tessa-san (2:50 AM): no
Tessa-san (2:50 AM): think you'll be able to shoehorn in 'can we keep him' somewhere?
Slashy (2:50 AM): Castle will totes fanboy all over the Warehouse. Because secret government conspiracies? he ADORES them.
Slashy (2:50 AM): oh, probably. Kate will say no.
Slashy (2:50 AM): Kate's not letting him go by himself, of course. She doesn't trust him to come back.
Tessa-san (2:51 AM): heh
Tessa-san (2:52 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/c3c1362e-1604-4f21-a447-3eb7afef349d.jpg
Tessa-san (2:52 AM): ohmygod, this
Slashy (2:52 AM): they will help the Warehouse guys get another Artefact, then return to the Precinct. of course, now I need to know what the two Artefacts involved in these two stories are.
Slashy (2:53 AM): ...you're right, that's awesome
Slashy (2:53 AM): help me come up with Artefacts
Tessa-san (2:53 AM): uhm
Slashy (2:54 AM): oh~ I'm giggling hysterically now.
Tessa-san (2:54 AM): ?
Slashy (2:55 AM): I glanced at the artefacts and gadgets list to see if a couple things I was thinking of had already been used
Slashy (2:55 AM): this is the first thing: "Tesla Gun: Designed by Nikola Tesla (with some assistance from H. G. Wells)"
Slashy (2:55 AM): Helena is in Eureka. Where I'm planning to send Tesla.
Slashy (2:55 AM): she knows him, but not THIS him.
Tessa-san (2:55 AM): oooh
Slashy (2:56 AM): this will go SO well
Slashy (2:56 AM): because she's very pretty. and I have NO DOUBTS, whatsoever, that Helena and her version of Tesla had a thing.
Tessa-san (2:57 AM): lol
Slashy (2:57 AM): but he is very gay, except for Magnus, who is very similar to Helena. Down to one syllable of the name.
Slashy (2:57 AM): SO WELL
Tessa-san (2:57 AM):
Slashy (2:59 AM): Lorena Bobbit's Knife would absolutely be one of the Artefacts, ne?
Tessa-san (3:00 AM): sure
Slashy (3:00 AM): that can be the one in the crime Caskett are starting with
Slashy (3:00 AM): because that makes sense
Tessa-san (3:00 AM): yup
Slashy (3:00 AM): then while they're at the Warehouse...
Slashy (3:01 AM): it doesn't have to be evil
Tessa-san (3:01 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/4809e926-b62f-4fa5-b065-cb7733e0fbfc.jpg
Slashy (3:01 AM): just an Object used by a famous person and/or in a famous situation that may have been infused by some of that person/situations identity
Slashy (3:01 AM): that "object" up there shouldn't have been capitalized
Slashy (3:01 AM): way to go keyboard
Slashy (3:03 AM): Castle does not understand the meaning of "look but don't touch". He would totes just pick something in the Warehouse up and have it accidentally activate, ne?
Tessa-san (3:03 AM): yes
Slashy (3:04 AM): they have Hitler's microphone in there. No one knows what it does.
Slashy (3:04 AM): who wants to bet it has some mind control properties?
Tessa-san (3:04 AM): I was going to say something along those lines
Slashy (3:04 AM): this puts Castle in charge. and of course it makes him evil, because, well, HITLER
Slashy (3:05 AM): so someone needs to be immune to fix this
Tessa-san (3:05 AM): yup
Tessa-san (3:05 AM): Kate
Slashy (3:05 AM): and why would Kate be immune?
Slashy (3:05 AM): is there some sort of... "true love" exemption clause?
Slashy (3:05 AM): is it weird that that was my first thought?
Tessa-san (3:06 AM): I was going to say because she knows him really well and doesn't take bullshit from him. Yours works too, though.
Tessa-san (3:07 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/12b899a7-736c-440e-bde8-6e707262ee66.jpg
Slashy (3:08 AM): okies. so after a bit she snaps him out of it and they are kicked out of the Warehouse
Tessa-san (3:08 AM): yup
Tessa-san (3:11 AM): 'http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/5de1f1ce-43f7-4a25-93a6-1041eedd65c7.jpg
Slashy (3:15 AM): then our Warehouse guys need to run into at least one more of our other groups before I leave them alone again for a bit
Slashy (3:15 AM): SCRIPTS
Tessa-san (3:15 AM): lol
Slashy (3:16 AM): haven't checked in with House in a while, I don't think. We could send them there.
Slashy (3:16 AM): I'm imagining House and Tesla having a conversation.
Tessa-san (3:16 AM): yes
Slashy (3:17 AM): (omg, I know you don't really watch Sanctuary, but there are two episodes of the new season you really should watch. one of them has flashbacks to when Tesla had his RIDICULOUS moustache.)
Tessa-san (3:17 AM): lol
Tessa-san (3:18 AM): Tesla and Peter should compare their ridiculous mustache pictures. Or Neil and Magnus.
Slashy (3:18 AM): now, in order for the Warehouse guys to get to the hospital, there must be an Artefact in the hospital. are there any famous medical things, or famous doctors who might have had things?
Slashy (3:19 AM): Magnus is not on this base. She doesn't even know where Tesla is at this point. And I doubt Tesla brought a photo album with him when he ran away with Jamie.
Tessa-san (3:19 AM): ...House has a copy of John Bell's book? Maybe it's waaaay older than he thinks it is?
Tessa-san (3:19 AM): Dreaming.
Slashy (3:19 AM): who's John Bell?
Slashy (3:19 AM): i know nothing
Tessa-san (3:20 AM): derp
Tessa-san (3:20 AM): I mean Joseph bell
Tessa-san (3:21 AM): He was the doctor who inspired Sherlock Holmes
Tessa-san (3:21 AM): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Bell
Slashy (3:22 AM): so if House had his book, what would it do?
Tessa-san (3:22 AM): my first reaction was jesus powers.
Slashy (3:23 AM): let's, um, not go with that one
Slashy (3:25 AM): did I mention that there was a gay kiss in the W13 Christmas episode?
Tessa-san (3:25 AM): oooh
Tessa-san (3:25 AM): yay siffeee
Slashy (3:25 AM): I'm assuming, having read that wiki, that the book has some sort of forensics related effect
Slashy (3:26 AM): don't yay yet, it was hilarious, but not exactly... um... Artie kissed Joshua (Claudia's older brother) due to the Original Mistletoe. It's very strong.
Tessa-san (3:26 AM): oh
Slashy (3:27 AM): it was HILARIOUS. their FACES.
Tessa-san (3:27 AM): lol
Slashy (3:27 AM): and, for what it was, it was handled quite well. there was no, er, homophobic backlash, which I was kind of expecting there to be
Slashy (3:28 AM): that makes two "amusing" gay instances in W13 that DID NOT ANNOY ME. ^_^
Tessa-san (3:28 AM):
Slashy (3:28 AM): okay, so, Artefact. That book. It does what?
Slashy (3:28 AM): something to do with forensics. but that's all I can come up with.
Tessa-san (3:29 AM): can we...maybe communicate with the dead?
Slashy (3:29 AM): ooh
Slashy (3:29 AM): shiny
Slashy (3:29 AM): that works
Slashy (3:29 AM): and the Warehouse guys, and Tesla, show up and take it away eventually
Tessa-san (3:30 AM): k
Slashy (3:30 AM): yay. now I can leave the Warehouse for a bit.
Slashy (3:30 AM): and... what other groups can I throw together?
Tessa-san (3:35 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/edb8f2cb-0173-41dd-bd82-b785206f5d68.jpg
Slashy (3:35 AM): ^_^
Slashy (3:35 AM): I like that
Tessa-san (3:36 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/00588f61-f744-440e-8763-2e496dcd2ff3.jpg
Slashy (3:36 AM): oh... we only did two stories for the Unit. way to count, me. We need one more.
Slashy (3:47 AM): "His last name is De'Ath. He works for Revenue Canada, so when he calls people for tax collecting, he is using a government area code...which in his case, happens to be 666. For some reason, caller ID doesn't put the apostrophe into his name.
It makes his job difficult."
Tessa-san (3:48 AM): nice
Slashy (3:48 AM): metaquotes is fun
Slashy (3:48 AM): ...I SWEAR we were being productive not that long ago
Slashy (3:48 AM): what happened?
Tessa-san (3:48 AM): I'm on comixed
Slashy (3:49 AM): and i'm at metaquotes. i was multi-tasking before. honest.
Slashy (3:49 AM): community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7479113.html
Slashy (3:50 AM): I hear David Mitchell's voice when I read that.
Tessa-san (3:52 AM): Richard Hammond for me
Slashy (3:53 AM): I just finished watching both series of David Mitchell's soapbox. That may have had something to do with it.
Tessa-san (3:53 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202710264712800.jpg
Tessa-san (3:53 AM): I was watching Top Gear earlier today
Tessa-san (3:58 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ohgodp1.jpg
Slashy (3:59 AM): I'm on jurisimprudence. I haven't been on jurisimprudence since the last time I was there while TALKING TO YOU.
Slashy (3:59 AM): do you have any idea how LONG AGO that was?
Tessa-san (4:00 AM): nope
Slashy (4:00 AM): nor do I
Slashy (4:00 AM): but it was pretty long ago
Tessa-san (4:00 AM): mm
Slashy (4:00 AM): "Herongale's First Law of TMI.
You're not a TRUE FAN unless you've beat off to the idea of your favourite character/characters at least once.
Herongale's Corollary.
All other activities of fandom are optional and are neither required nor rule out TRUE FANDOM."
Tessa-san (4:01 AM): lol
Slashy (4:01 AM): "Canon starts getting sucky the installment after fans get way too emotionally invested in an unreasonable outcome."
Tessa-san (4:01 AM): lol
Slashy (4:02 AM): ...PRODUCTIVITY? WHERE DID IT GO?
Slashy (4:02 AM): "If someone is clearly using a term for an oppressive political system that is not Nazism to avoid activating Godwin's Law, Godwin's Law is immediately invoked."
Tessa-san (4:02 AM): links?
Slashy (4:02 AM): um...
Slashy (4:18 AM): "Admins who lock wanky threads after they are reported to F_W only succeed in making the entire forum look as idiotic as its most clueless member."
Tessa-san (4:18 AM): lol
Tessa-san (4:20 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/iranp1.jpg?w=450&h=1731</font>
Slashy (4:23 AM): hee
Slashy (4:23 AM): oh, hey, the things on THIS jurisimprudence page are things I quoted at you last time I was here
Tessa-san (4:23 AM): sleeptiem nao
Slashy (4:24 AM): kaya
Slashy (4:24 AM): g'nightmorning
Tessa-san (4:24 AM): <3
Moment: OMG! HIYA! ~FLYINGTACKLEPOUNCE~
Moment: it's a Tatey-chan!
Moment: you've been gone FOREVER
Tate: you've been gone
Tate: Cece and I have done just as much work as you have
Moment: mas
Moment: actually, I think Cece's done more work than the rest of the panel combined recently
Tate: you mean with the storysheets?
Tate: I KNOW
Tate: how awesome is she?
Moment: AWESOME, yeah
Moment: she hasn't sent me that Henry/Tesla she's sent you
Tate: xP
Tate: want it?
Moment: duhs
Moment: I went looking for some and there's, like, four fics and none of them are particularly good
Moment: although I found quite a few really funny CONVERSATIONS that showed up in the search
Tate: I never did the search
Moment: do it
Moment: when you find the Torchwood Vancouver link, click that
Moment: it's really fun
Tate: kaya
Moment: "Now picture Magnus and Tesla meeting Captain Jack Harkness.. Poor Helen would be lost for who to hit first."
"And Jack would be lost for who to hit *on* first."
Tate: who said there needed to be turn taking?
Tate: he's JACK, he'd hit on them at the same time
Moment: mas Totally
Tate: ...speaking of Tesla. you didn't do NEAR enough with him on the crossoververse
Tate: sent, btw
Moment: I know. I sort of want to have Jamie leave him in the gateverse and have someone else bring him home later
Tate: ooh
Tate: whatcha gonna do with him on that base?
Moment: well, he's always had plans for world domination
Moment: just because he's OFTEN on our side doesn't mean he's not... er, evil
Moment: well, at least "not-good"
Tate: right
Tate: but he's on Atlantis
Moment: I realize this
Moment: I've thought about it, though
Moment: see, he's physically identical to Dr. Parrish. and since when he's visiting with Jamie he's not being a bad guy, he'd not have ended up in the cells or anything. he'd be, well, maybe under room arrest, but nothing more than that
Moment: and he did sleep with Parrish once, so if that were, rather than a one-time narcissistic thing, a regular thing, all he'd have to do was wait until Parrish was going offworld, drug him in his sleep, and walk out of the room in his clothes
Moment: get to Earth and by the time anyone realizes what's happened, he's gone
Tate: ...
Tate: YES
Tate: that's brilliant
Tate: do that
Moment: kaya
Moment: oh, Cece. This is really good fic she's written. Why doesn't she write more often?
Tate: how should I know?
Tate: she's YOUR cousin
Moment: mm
Moment: so...Jamie and Tesla arrived in April 2010
Moment: if I make Tesla's escape it's own story...that's silly. because Evan's group are going to Earth for their IOA thing in May. so it could be a subset of that story
Tate: sure
Tate: then you can leave him for a while, let him get situated and familiar with the world. he's one of those charries who are more fun if he pops up after having been absent for a while.
Moment: mm
Moment: next place I'll need a story for the Unit?
Tate: ...January 2011
Moment: that works
Moment: he'd totally be working with that Cabal group. Ruber's guys.
Tate: yes
Tate: he's completely amused by Ruber's hallucinations but is playing along because the Objects are extremely powerful
Moment: of course
Moment: and the first chance he gets to doublecross them, he will take
Tate: yup
Tate: so I guess that story for the Unit is a Cabal story?
Moment: looks like it
Moment: whatever Object the Unit are after, the Cabal get there first. the Unit does not let this go.
Moment: there are no hot uninvolved guys on the Unit. ~frowns~
Tate: this is true, but how is it a problem?
Tate: you had Neal/Vala, right? so Peter/Neal/El must have some sort of loose arrangement.
Moment: ...I ALWAYS forget that
Moment: yes, true
Moment: so Tesla basically goes "How about this? I'll give you the Object if I can have sex with that one. ~points~"
Tate: so now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects?
Tate: seriously?
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: okies
Tate: so what Object is it and what does it do?
Moment: ...no objections?
Tate: would it matter?
Moment: you're LEARNING
Moment: okay, it's the Shoe Brush
Moment: and it must do something with menacing applications
Moment: but I don't know what yet
Moment: actually... maybe it's relatively innocent.
Tate: ...
Tate: Tesla's a sneaky bastard, isn't he?
Moment: I'm so glad you're on the same bandwidth I am
Moment: for those who are not
Moment: obvs the Tesla/Neal takes place in the Room
Moment: so while Tesla's there, he steals the Deck of Cards and brings it back to the Cabal, so he doesn't get kicked out. it was their plan all along
Moment: he also steals the Trinket, because I love the idea of him having the ability to skip universes if he needs it
Tate: right
Tate: I like that idea too
Tate: so what does it do?
Moment: um... it grows hair. like, for bald people. or, y'know, not.
Tate: that could go...well
Moment: heh
Tate: oh... y'know what I just thought of?
Moment: what?
Tate: Tesla's on the same base as W13 now. their GUNS.
Moment: ogod
Moment: I'd completely forgotten that
Tate: he's going to meet them, right? and gloat? a lot?
Moment: you say gloat. I say preen.
Moment: but yes
Tate: preen sounds prettier anyway
Moment: "A person who has sex with an unconscious, drunk or sleeping person in Sweden can be convicted of rape and sentenced to two to six years in prison. "
Tate: ...
Moment: I know, right?
Moment: anyway, back to Tesla
Tate: send him to W13 after he gets out of the Cabal?
Moment: after. right. okay.
Tate: so the Unit are never going to trust him again, right?
Moment: actually... I think he should finish the Cabal off for them
Moment: a few months later
Tate: really
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: going now
Tate: sleep
Moment: b-but you're being helpful!
Tate: get someone else to be helpful
Tate: I require sleep
Moment: fine
Moment: spoilsport
Moment: nightmorning
Tate: morningnight
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Slashy (01:06): hallo!
Tessa-san (01:06): hey
Slashy (01:06): how goes it?
Tessa-san (01:06): It goes
Tessa-san (01:06): working on fic. Is fun.
Slashy (01:07): I see.
Tessa-san (01:07): how goes it for you?
Slashy (01:07): Tatey-chan and I just figured out a fun thing on the crossoververse
that you will probably not understand
Tessa-san (01:08): (I really didn't notice you yesterday, btw. Or the day before yesterday. Sorry. :<)
Slashy (01:08): nice
Slashy (01:08): way to go you
Tessa-san (01:08): tell me, anyway
Slashy (01:08): okay. did you ever watch Warehouse 13?
Tessa-san (01:09): one or two episodes, I think. I did watch last night's castle, though.
Slashy (01:09): nice
Tessa-san (01:09): idek where the goth friend subplot came from or what real bearing it had on the story, but...they were very cute.
Slashy (01:10): the guns, the zappy laser guns they have on Warehouse 13 are called Tesla's. they were invented by that universes Nikola Tesla. Sanctuary's Tesla has, recently, been released into the gateverse. When he meets the Warehouse guys, he will preen. a lot.
Tessa-san (01:10): that's very funny.
Slashy (01:10): yeah, the goth friend subplot came out of nowhere. most of Alexis's plots come from nowhere, but are adorable. they tend to serve as mirrors for Castle's current problem. usually very unsubtley
Slashy (01:10): I know, right? I completely failed to remember that the guns were called Tesla's.
Tessa-san (01:11): ...I don't know how goth friend was a mirror for the problem
Tessa-san (01:11): ...oh, justin.
Tessa-san (01:11): have you noticed the string of people with numbers at the start of posts?
Slashy (01:12): It was much more subtle this week than it was, say, at the beginning of the season.
Tessa-san (01:12): one of the guys on my flist says: "81: yugioh is boss and football was better than tits"
Slashy (01:12): ...what's with the numbers thing?
Tessa-san (01:13): if you send someone a number, they're supposed to put that number in a post and tell you what they really think about you.
Slashy (01:13): ...why?
Tessa-san (01:13): most of mine would be 'you're only on my list because I don't find you particularly offensive'
Tessa-san (01:13): 'and/or, I'm too pussy to say delete friend'
Tessa-san (01:13): Idek
Slashy (01:14): ~giggle~ Yours would be funny. I only have...er, four friends on here?
Slashy (01:14): Five. But two of them are Tatey-chan.
Tessa-san (01:15): lol
Tessa-san (01:15): I'm doing that now. Just so you know.
Slashy (01:15): it's not MY fault she has two accounts.
Slashy (01:15): mas
Tessa-san (01:15): lol
Slashy (01:16): ...you, Krys, Tatey-chan, Tatey-chan, Tatey-chan's girlfriend. That's my facebook friends list.
Tessa-san (01:16): ...didn't tatey-chan's girlfriend delete her account? Or is there new girlfriend that I was uninformed of
Slashy (01:16): she deleted her secondary account
Slashy (01:16): not the primary one
Tessa-san (01:17): ah
Slashy (01:17): and then created a new secondary account, but I haven't been friended from that one yet
Tessa-san (01:17): ah
Slashy (01:25): you're here, but not on Yahoo where we could preserve this. only pointing it out because you pointed it out last time.
Tessa-san (01:27): I...can't make myself care. I keep attempting to get up to go to bed. Can't.
Slashy (01:28): ...I have a friend suggest. There are no mutual friends. And the person lives in your state, not mine.
Slashy (01:28): this is very...odd
Tessa-san (01:28): ...oooohkay
Tessa-san (01:28): that's...odd
Tessa-san (01:28): did they go to lidmakes, maybe?
Slashy (01:28): she's from Schenectady.
Tessa-san (01:29): still may have gone
Tessa-san (01:29): just moved
Tessa-san (01:29): /is in college
Slashy (01:29): originally from Niskayuna
Slashy (01:29): I've never heard of that one
Tessa-san (01:29): ...nor have I
Slashy (01:29): it's your state!
Tessa-san (01:30): do you know ALL the towns in Ohio?!
Slashy (01:30): there must be a reason Facebook thinks this person would be my friend. I shall find it out.
Slashy (01:30): yes
Tessa-san (01:30): it's, like, right next to schenectady
Tessa-san (01:30): riiight
Slashy (01:30): I couldn't recite them, but I do know them all by name.
Slashy (01:30): we learned it as part of a project in geography in... 8th grade.
Tessa-san (01:31): I...
Tessa-san (01:31): do not remember much of eighth grade
Tessa-san (01:31): I remember that once my mam made me study for a history test and I did worse on it than I had on previous tests.
Tessa-san (01:31): and thusly, I no longer study
Slashy (01:31): I found the "map" we did the project with a couple days ago while clearing out mums attic
Slashy (01:31): so it's been on my mind
Tessa-san (01:32): nice
Slashy (01:32): ha! knew I'd find the reason! research. ~nodnod~
Tessa-san (01:33): ?
Slashy (01:33): this person is a person I've spoken to on Teaspoon
Tessa-san (01:33): ahh
Tessa-san (01:33): ...that frightens me
Slashy (01:33): they are not, however, in my contacts, so I don't know how Facebook knew that.
Tessa-san (01:33): this would be why it frightens me
Slashy (01:34): I'm bored. Entertain me.
Slashy (01:34): ^_^^_^
Tessa-san (01:35): I AM WRITING A RESPONSE TO TELL KRYS HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME RIGHT NOW AND THEN I AM GOING TO WRITE THAT FIC I'VE BEEN WRITING WHERE JACK IS PREGGO
Tessa-san (01:35): HELLO CAPSLOCK
Slashy (01:35): did you not mean to do the allcaps?
Tessa-san (01:36): no
Slashy (01:36): nice
Tessa-san (01:36): I'm so glad I make you feel like the less terrible one.
Slashy (01:36): I thought you'd already written that fic.
Tessa-san (01:36): I've been writing that fic
Tessa-san (01:36): for MONTHS
Tessa-san (01:36): You know how I am.
Slashy (01:36): it's something I really need. always being the most terrible person in the conversation gets old fast.
Slashy (01:36): yes, much the same way I am. (honest, that porn will reach you eventually.)
Tessa-san (01:37): xD
Slashy (01:37): I swear. Really. It will.
Slashy (01:37): even if I have to rewrite it.
Tessa-san (01:37): lol
Tessa-san (01:37): no, don't, though.
Slashy (01:37): which is looking like a distinct possibility, because Kelly have NO idea what she did with that one she stole.
Tessa-san (01:38): kelly have no idea?
Tessa-san (01:38): clary cavewoman now?
Slashy (01:38): HAS
Tessa-san (01:38): xDD
Slashy (01:38): that sentence was going to be "Marla and Kelly", then I remembered that Marla might have read it but it was KELLY who STOLE it
Tessa-san (01:38): lmao
Slashy (01:38): so I erased Marla and forgot to make the grammar make sense. because (dammit, I made about SIX typos there) I am dumb.
Tessa-san (01:39): It's OK, for I am dumb as well.
Slashy (01:40): out of curiousity, other than me and Tatey-chan, do you ever actually speak to any of the other crossoververse panelits?
Tessa-san (01:40): No.
Slashy (01:40): you should. that Cece is brilliant and I think you'd get along fantastically
Tessa-san (01:41): orly
Slashy (01:42): and then she could get YOU to beta her fic so that Tatey-chan can work on the crossoververse with me. because Tatey-chan actually knows what's going on in the crossoververse.
Tessa-san (01:42): ok.
Tessa-san (01:42): I have no trouble with that
Slashy (01:42): as opposed to you, who only know what I tell you and almost never bother with the Original Comments.
Tessa-san (01:43): yup
Tessa-san (01:43): I will read them
Tessa-san (01:43): eventually
Slashy (01:43): you will understand why Cece is awesome when you do
Slashy (01:43): she's promised to write me a specific fic, if and when I actually send you that porn.
Slashy (01:43): which may be the best way to motivate me
Tessa-san (01:43): xD
Tessa-san (01:43): indeed.
Slashy (01:44): honestly, I can't believe that fic doesn't already exist. but since it doesn't, promising to write it is probably the only way to get me to do things I procrastinate on.
Tessa-san (01:44): lol
Slashy (01:44): which is why it's probably a good thing she mentioned the Henry/Tesla to Tatey-chan, not me. It would never get written if she'd mentioned it to me.
Tessa-san (01:45): truth
Slashy (01:45): "If your heart had a voice, who would it sound like?"
Slashy (01:45): oh, 1 Girl 5 Gays, you have strange questions.
Tessa-san (01:46): that is an extreeeeeemely strange question
Slashy (01:46): it's not the weirdest thing that has been asked on this show
Slashy (01:46): "Mom, turn the channel now. [pause] There may have been... a four person... *thing*... that happened in my life a little while ago."
Tessa-san (01:48): ...was that the girl or one of the guys?
Slashy (01:48): I <3<3 this show.
Slashy (01:48): that was one of the guys
Tessa-san (01:48): xDD
Tessa-san (01:48): nice
Slashy (01:49): this is a really fun show. I didn't expect that when I started watching it a month ago.
Tessa-san (01:49): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/theferengip1.jpg
Tessa-san (01:49): logo?
Slashy (01:49): yupperdo
Slashy (01:49): I clicked on that link. And I didn't even BLINK
Tessa-san (01:51): xD
Slashy (01:51): what's wrong with me?
Tessa-san (01:51): I didn't blink either. I just laughed
Tessa-san (01:51): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-science.jpg
Tessa-san (01:51): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-jesus-miracles.jpg
Slashy (01:52): "A person who has sex with an unconscious, drunk or sleeping person in Sweden can be convicted of rape and sentenced to two to six years in prison. "
Tessa-san (01:52): ...
Tessa-san (01:52): I think if you have sex with an unconscious or sleeping person here you can be convicted of rape
Slashy (01:52): is it bad that my VERY FIRST thought in response to reading that was "I wonder if Jack's ever been to Sweden."
Tessa-san (01:53): I'm sure he has
Slashy (01:53): the fact that you've avoided telling me it's not a bad thing means that it IS a bad thing, right?
Tessa-san (01:54): probably
Slashy (01:54): mas
Slashy (01:54): "If everyone here on the panel had a sex tape, whose would you want to watch?" Seriously 1g5g.
Tessa-san (01:55): lol
Slashy (01:56): ...oh, geez. I just got the update on Cece's Henry/Tesla fic. It got CREEPY. When she went over the concept for the fic it wasn't CREEPY.
Slashy (01:56): ~pout~
Tessa-san (01:56): lol
Slashy (01:56): not that it's not GOOD
Slashy (01:56): but what is it with my family and the CREEPY?
Tessa-san (01:57): I don't know.
Tessa-san (01:57): I think we can safely blame the internet and television, though
Slashy (01:57): ~giggle~ Oh yeah.
Slashy (01:57): I blame them for most things.
Slashy (01:57): Them and Rusty.
Tessa-san (01:58): Everything is Rusty's fault
Slashy (01:58): the universe is not Rusty's fault.
Slashy (01:58): that would be HORRIBLE
Tessa-san (01:58): ...
Tessa-san (01:58): the universe is so Rusty's fault.
Tessa-san (01:58): I will blame him for everything now.
Tessa-san (01:58): He is my official scapegoat
Slashy (01:59): if the universe is Rusty's fault, that means that Rusty is God
Slashy (01:59): DO NOT GIVE HIM THAT POWER
Slashy (01:59): DO NOT
Slashy (01:59): NOT
Slashy (01:59): AND AGAIN I REPEAT: NOT
Tessa-san (01:59): lol
Slashy (02:00): "If you could make your penis bigger, would you?" The first response to which was: "No. I'm black, it works for me."
Slashy (02:00): everyone else on the panel said yes
Tessa-san (02:00): even the girl?
Slashy (02:00): she didn't answer. she doesn't always
Tessa-san (02:01): lol
Slashy (02:01): Aliya-Jasmine only answers when she wants to. Mostly she just reads the cue cards.
Tessa-san (02:01): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-college.jpg
Slashy (02:01): which two did you pick?
Tessa-san (02:02): uh
Tessa-san (02:02): good grades.
Tessa-san (02:02): I've never had a social life or enough sleep
Slashy (02:02): nice.
Slashy (02:02): but, uh, if when told to pick two you only pick one, you can't have gotten good maths grades...
Tessa-san (02:04): my stats course is actually my highest one.
Tessa-san (02:04): it said I can only pick two
Tessa-san (02:04): not that I have to
Slashy (02:04): mas
Slashy (02:04): fine then
Slashy (02:04): OHAI next two episodes of Weeds On Demand! Didn't notice you there.
Tessa-san (02:11): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-go-figure.jpg
Slashy (02:11): I would watch that.
Tessa-san (02:12): lol
Slashy (02:13): how long you planning on being online?
Tessa-san (02:13): idek
Slashy (02:14): that's helpful
Tessa-san (02:14): sorry
Slashy (02:15): I want to ask you to help me with crossoververse stuff, but not if you're gonna get offline in, like, five minutes or something. or if you're too busy.
Tessa-san (02:16): I don't know when I'm going to get offline
Slashy (02:16): does that mean I can ask you to help? that Tatey-chan got offline and left me.
Tessa-san (02:16): k
Slashy (02:16): does k mean yes? I'm going to assume it does.
Tessa-san (02:18): it does
Tessa-san (02:18): on yahoo now
Slashy (02:19): cool
Slashy (02:19): heading that way now
Slashy (2:21 AM): [margins]
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): hiiii margins
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0660e6f6-efb0-4431-9925-ef1ba3e629fd.jpg
Slashy (2:22 AM): so, let me send you what we determined earlier. you will be amused.
Tessa-san (2:22 AM): kk
Slashy (2:22 AM): Moment: whatever Object the Unit are after, the Cabal get there first. the Unit does not let this go.
Moment: there are no hot uninvolved guys on the Unit. ~frowns~
Tate: this is true, but how is it a problem?
Tate: you had Neal/Vala, right? so Peter/Neal/El must have some sort of loose arrangement.
Moment: ...I ALWAYS forget that
Moment: yes, true
Moment: so Tesla basically goes "How about this? I'll give you the Object if I can have sex with that one. ~points~"
Tate: so now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects?
Tate: seriously?
Moment: yupperdo
Tate: okies
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): ....
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): poor neal
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): poor, poor neal.
Tessa-san (2:23 AM): does he at least get cuddles out of it?
Slashy (2:23 AM): what do you mean "poor Neal"? Tesla's HOT.
Slashy (2:24 AM): I mean... not shallow, me. Not at all.
Tessa-san (2:24 AM): he is. but tatey-chan said it herself "now we're prostituting Neal out for Objects". No matter how pretty it is--and it is pretty--it's still sad.
Slashy (2:25 AM): it gets worse. because Tesla is... er... not exactly evil, but not good.
Slashy (2:25 AM): Moment: obvs the Tesla/Neal takes place in the Room
Moment: so while Tesla's there, he steals the Deck of Cards and brings it back to the Cabal, so he doesn't get kicked out. it was their plan all along
Moment: he also steals the Trinket, because I love the idea of him having the ability to skip universes if he needs it
Tessa-san (2:25 AM): heh
Slashy (2:26 AM): Tesla then takes out the Cabal, because he's awesome like that
Slashy (2:26 AM): but still
Slashy (2:26 AM): I'm a terrible person.
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): mmyup.
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): s'ok
Tessa-san (2:26 AM): *pets*
Slashy (2:26 AM): ~purrs~
Slashy (2:27 AM): okay, so there's about three months between this and when Tesla takes out the Cabal and goes to join the Warehouse guys.
Tessa-san (2:27 AM): k
Slashy (2:27 AM): that means the Unit could do three things in this time.
Slashy (2:27 AM): if you give me a scenario, or an effect, I will match it to an Object
Tessa-san (2:28 AM): gives a shock like you'd get from an electric fence
Slashy (2:29 AM): er... if you picked it up, or if you touched it wrong, or...?
Tessa-san (2:29 AM): touch it at all
Slashy (2:30 AM): that would make it rather hard for anyone to keep
Slashy (2:30 AM): unless it's the bar of soap, and it only works after it gets wet
Slashy (2:30 AM): which would be sense making, right?
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-snuggling.jpg
Tessa-san (2:30 AM): yes
Slashy (2:31 AM): so there must be, er, character torturing stuff in these stories for the Unit, ne?
Tessa-san (2:32 AM): aye
Slashy (2:32 AM): I haven't really done anything to Jo and Zane yet. and I LOVE Jo and Zane.
Slashy (2:32 AM): so something must happen to one of them. One of them should be zapped by the bar of soap.
Slashy (2:32 AM): which one?
Tessa-san (2:32 AM): Zane
Slashy (2:33 AM): cool
Slashy (2:33 AM): I mean... er, that's not what I mean.
Slashy (2:33 AM): "cool" is the wrong response to that
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): it can be played for comedy
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): electric fences aren't that bad.
Tessa-san (2:33 AM): Now, if it ups the amperage every time it delivers a new *shock*
Slashy (2:34 AM): ooh
Slashy (2:34 AM): I like that.
Slashy (2:35 AM): how much can I zap him with it before I end up giving him permanent damage
Tessa-san (2:35 AM): let's go with ten
Slashy (2:35 AM): okies
Slashy (2:36 AM): so, another effect. or, y'know, a character to torture and a way to torture them. that would be okay too.
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): infects holder with what is effectively traditional vampirism, without any of the benefits
Tessa-san (2:38 AM): and an Object that reverses it
Slashy (2:38 AM): so that's... two connected Objects.
Slashy (2:39 AM): or an Object and an Artefact. which would get us the Warehouse and be a good third story.
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): ooh
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): that works
Slashy (2:39 AM): so the Artefact does the infecting, and the Object fixes it
Tessa-san (2:39 AM): sure
Slashy (2:40 AM): and let's all pretend to be surprised that Tesla tracks down this Artefact specifically. he never wanted to be de-vamped.
Slashy (2:41 AM): and the Object just wipes the system of all infectious agents
Tessa-san (2:41 AM): right
Slashy (2:41 AM): which would make it incredibly helpful, if it wasn't a thing that wasn't supposed to exist
Tessa-san (2:41 AM): yup
Slashy (2:42 AM): so it goes into the Room. after Tesla realizes that THIS bases form of vampirism is NOT as cool as his.
Tessa-san (2:43 AM): yes
Slashy (2:43 AM): and of course he preens when taken to the Warehouse with the Artefact, and he stays there
Slashy (2:43 AM): now, I know we don't follow the Warehouse, just check in every now and then, so who's the next group the Warehouse group and Tesla should run into?
Tessa-san (2:44 AM): uhh
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-bros.jpg
Slashy (2:45 AM): can I say Castle? is it okay if they run into Caskett?
Tessa-san (2:45 AM): yes
Slashy (2:46 AM): an Artefact is obviously being used in whatever crime Caskett are investigating
Tessa-san (2:46 AM): yup
Slashy (2:47 AM): Tesla will fascinate Castle
Tessa-san (2:47 AM): indeed
Slashy (2:47 AM): much to Kate's dismay, I'm sure
Slashy (2:47 AM): once Castle learns about the Warehouse, and of course he WILL, he'll want to follow them back there
Tessa-san (2:48 AM): yes
Slashy (2:48 AM): Artie will not be pleased. But Mrs. Frederic might let him, in part just to annoy Artie.
Tessa-san (2:49 AM): mm
Slashy (2:49 AM): Kate will NOT be happy.
Tessa-san (2:50 AM): no
Tessa-san (2:50 AM): think you'll be able to shoehorn in 'can we keep him' somewhere?
Slashy (2:50 AM): Castle will totes fanboy all over the Warehouse. Because secret government conspiracies? he ADORES them.
Slashy (2:50 AM): oh, probably. Kate will say no.
Slashy (2:50 AM): Kate's not letting him go by himself, of course. She doesn't trust him to come back.
Tessa-san (2:51 AM): heh
Tessa-san (2:52 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/c3c1362e-1604-4f21-a447-3eb7afef349d.jpg
Tessa-san (2:52 AM): ohmygod, this
Slashy (2:52 AM): they will help the Warehouse guys get another Artefact, then return to the Precinct. of course, now I need to know what the two Artefacts involved in these two stories are.
Slashy (2:53 AM): ...you're right, that's awesome
Slashy (2:53 AM): help me come up with Artefacts
Tessa-san (2:53 AM): uhm
Slashy (2:54 AM): oh~ I'm giggling hysterically now.
Tessa-san (2:54 AM): ?
Slashy (2:55 AM): I glanced at the artefacts and gadgets list to see if a couple things I was thinking of had already been used
Slashy (2:55 AM): this is the first thing: "Tesla Gun: Designed by Nikola Tesla (with some assistance from H. G. Wells)"
Slashy (2:55 AM): Helena is in Eureka. Where I'm planning to send Tesla.
Slashy (2:55 AM): she knows him, but not THIS him.
Tessa-san (2:55 AM): oooh
Slashy (2:56 AM): this will go SO well
Slashy (2:56 AM): because she's very pretty. and I have NO DOUBTS, whatsoever, that Helena and her version of Tesla had a thing.
Tessa-san (2:57 AM): lol
Slashy (2:57 AM): but he is very gay, except for Magnus, who is very similar to Helena. Down to one syllable of the name.
Slashy (2:57 AM): SO WELL
Tessa-san (2:57 AM):
Slashy (2:59 AM): Lorena Bobbit's Knife would absolutely be one of the Artefacts, ne?
Tessa-san (3:00 AM): sure
Slashy (3:00 AM): that can be the one in the crime Caskett are starting with
Slashy (3:00 AM): because that makes sense
Tessa-san (3:00 AM): yup
Slashy (3:00 AM): then while they're at the Warehouse...
Slashy (3:01 AM): it doesn't have to be evil
Tessa-san (3:01 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/4809e926-b62f-4fa5-b065-cb7733e0fbfc.jpg
Slashy (3:01 AM): just an Object used by a famous person and/or in a famous situation that may have been infused by some of that person/situations identity
Slashy (3:01 AM): that "object" up there shouldn't have been capitalized
Slashy (3:01 AM): way to go keyboard
Slashy (3:03 AM): Castle does not understand the meaning of "look but don't touch". He would totes just pick something in the Warehouse up and have it accidentally activate, ne?
Tessa-san (3:03 AM): yes
Slashy (3:04 AM): they have Hitler's microphone in there. No one knows what it does.
Slashy (3:04 AM): who wants to bet it has some mind control properties?
Tessa-san (3:04 AM): I was going to say something along those lines
Slashy (3:04 AM): this puts Castle in charge. and of course it makes him evil, because, well, HITLER
Slashy (3:05 AM): so someone needs to be immune to fix this
Tessa-san (3:05 AM): yup
Tessa-san (3:05 AM): Kate
Slashy (3:05 AM): and why would Kate be immune?
Slashy (3:05 AM): is there some sort of... "true love" exemption clause?
Slashy (3:05 AM): is it weird that that was my first thought?
Tessa-san (3:06 AM): I was going to say because she knows him really well and doesn't take bullshit from him. Yours works too, though.
Tessa-san (3:07 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/12b899a7-736c-440e-bde8-6e707262ee66.jpg
Slashy (3:08 AM): okies. so after a bit she snaps him out of it and they are kicked out of the Warehouse
Tessa-san (3:08 AM): yup
Tessa-san (3:11 AM): 'http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/5de1f1ce-43f7-4a25-93a6-1041eedd65c7.jpg
Slashy (3:15 AM): then our Warehouse guys need to run into at least one more of our other groups before I leave them alone again for a bit
Slashy (3:15 AM): SCRIPTS
Tessa-san (3:15 AM): lol
Slashy (3:16 AM): haven't checked in with House in a while, I don't think. We could send them there.
Slashy (3:16 AM): I'm imagining House and Tesla having a conversation.
Tessa-san (3:16 AM): yes
Slashy (3:17 AM): (omg, I know you don't really watch Sanctuary, but there are two episodes of the new season you really should watch. one of them has flashbacks to when Tesla had his RIDICULOUS moustache.)
Tessa-san (3:17 AM): lol
Tessa-san (3:18 AM): Tesla and Peter should compare their ridiculous mustache pictures. Or Neil and Magnus.
Slashy (3:18 AM): now, in order for the Warehouse guys to get to the hospital, there must be an Artefact in the hospital. are there any famous medical things, or famous doctors who might have had things?
Slashy (3:19 AM): Magnus is not on this base. She doesn't even know where Tesla is at this point. And I doubt Tesla brought a photo album with him when he ran away with Jamie.
Tessa-san (3:19 AM): ...House has a copy of John Bell's book? Maybe it's waaaay older than he thinks it is?
Tessa-san (3:19 AM): Dreaming.
Slashy (3:19 AM): who's John Bell?
Slashy (3:19 AM): i know nothing
Tessa-san (3:20 AM): derp
Tessa-san (3:20 AM): I mean Joseph bell
Tessa-san (3:21 AM): He was the doctor who inspired Sherlock Holmes
Tessa-san (3:21 AM): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Bell
Slashy (3:22 AM): so if House had his book, what would it do?
Tessa-san (3:22 AM): my first reaction was jesus powers.
Slashy (3:23 AM): let's, um, not go with that one
Slashy (3:25 AM): did I mention that there was a gay kiss in the W13 Christmas episode?
Tessa-san (3:25 AM): oooh
Tessa-san (3:25 AM): yay siffeee
Slashy (3:25 AM): I'm assuming, having read that wiki, that the book has some sort of forensics related effect
Slashy (3:26 AM): don't yay yet, it was hilarious, but not exactly... um... Artie kissed Joshua (Claudia's older brother) due to the Original Mistletoe. It's very strong.
Tessa-san (3:26 AM): oh
Slashy (3:27 AM): it was HILARIOUS. their FACES.
Tessa-san (3:27 AM): lol
Slashy (3:27 AM): and, for what it was, it was handled quite well. there was no, er, homophobic backlash, which I was kind of expecting there to be
Slashy (3:28 AM): that makes two "amusing" gay instances in W13 that DID NOT ANNOY ME. ^_^
Tessa-san (3:28 AM):
Slashy (3:28 AM): okay, so, Artefact. That book. It does what?
Slashy (3:28 AM): something to do with forensics. but that's all I can come up with.
Tessa-san (3:29 AM): can we...maybe communicate with the dead?
Slashy (3:29 AM): ooh
Slashy (3:29 AM): shiny
Slashy (3:29 AM): that works
Slashy (3:29 AM): and the Warehouse guys, and Tesla, show up and take it away eventually
Tessa-san (3:30 AM): k
Slashy (3:30 AM): yay. now I can leave the Warehouse for a bit.
Slashy (3:30 AM): and... what other groups can I throw together?
Tessa-san (3:35 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/edb8f2cb-0173-41dd-bd82-b785206f5d68.jpg
Slashy (3:35 AM): ^_^
Slashy (3:35 AM): I like that
Tessa-san (3:36 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/00588f61-f744-440e-8763-2e496dcd2ff3.jpg
Slashy (3:36 AM): oh... we only did two stories for the Unit. way to count, me. We need one more.
Slashy (3:47 AM): "His last name is De'Ath. He works for Revenue Canada, so when he calls people for tax collecting, he is using a government area code...which in his case, happens to be 666. For some reason, caller ID doesn't put the apostrophe into his name.
It makes his job difficult."
Tessa-san (3:48 AM): nice
Slashy (3:48 AM): metaquotes is fun
Slashy (3:48 AM): ...I SWEAR we were being productive not that long ago
Slashy (3:48 AM): what happened?
Tessa-san (3:48 AM): I'm on comixed
Slashy (3:49 AM): and i'm at metaquotes. i was multi-tasking before. honest.
Slashy (3:49 AM): community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7479113.html
Slashy (3:50 AM): I hear David Mitchell's voice when I read that.
Tessa-san (3:52 AM): Richard Hammond for me
Slashy (3:53 AM): I just finished watching both series of David Mitchell's soapbox. That may have had something to do with it.
Tessa-san (3:53 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202710264712800.jpg
Tessa-san (3:53 AM): I was watching Top Gear earlier today
Tessa-san (3:58 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ohgodp1.jpg
Slashy (3:59 AM): I'm on jurisimprudence. I haven't been on jurisimprudence since the last time I was there while TALKING TO YOU.
Slashy (3:59 AM): do you have any idea how LONG AGO that was?
Tessa-san (4:00 AM): nope
Slashy (4:00 AM): nor do I
Slashy (4:00 AM): but it was pretty long ago
Tessa-san (4:00 AM): mm
Slashy (4:00 AM): "Herongale's First Law of TMI.
You're not a TRUE FAN unless you've beat off to the idea of your favourite character/characters at least once.
Herongale's Corollary.
All other activities of fandom are optional and are neither required nor rule out TRUE FANDOM."
Tessa-san (4:01 AM): lol
Slashy (4:01 AM): "Canon starts getting sucky the installment after fans get way too emotionally invested in an unreasonable outcome."
Tessa-san (4:01 AM): lol
Slashy (4:02 AM): ...PRODUCTIVITY? WHERE DID IT GO?
Slashy (4:02 AM): "If someone is clearly using a term for an oppressive political system that is not Nazism to avoid activating Godwin's Law, Godwin's Law is immediately invoked."
Tessa-san (4:02 AM): links?
Slashy (4:02 AM): um...
Slashy (4:18 AM): "Admins who lock wanky threads after they are reported to F_W only succeed in making the entire forum look as idiotic as its most clueless member."
Tessa-san (4:18 AM): lol
Tessa-san (4:20 AM): cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/iranp1.jpg?w=450&h=1731</font>
Slashy (4:23 AM): hee
Slashy (4:23 AM): oh, hey, the things on THIS jurisimprudence page are things I quoted at you last time I was here
Tessa-san (4:23 AM): sleeptiem nao
Slashy (4:24 AM): kaya
Slashy (4:24 AM): g'nightmorning
Tessa-san (4:24 AM): <3