Post by A Moment In Subtext on Apr 24, 2011 0:08:53 GMT -5
From: Moment
To: Tessa-san
This is the sort of amusingness my ken doll interpretation lends itself to. JSYK.
Crowley didn't think it was fair that he had to do the gendering of them both all by himself. Aziraphale thought it was entirely fair, as it was all Crowley's idea to begin with. If they were being literal, Crowley thought, it was actually Keela's idea. And if either of them were being honest, it was no ones idea, and both of theirs, and should have happened ages ago. But since neither of them were being honest, Crowley was stuff concentrating twice as hard to make sure none of their bits disappeared before the good part.
~
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): THERE IS THIS THING CALLED I PRESSED THE WRONG FUCKING BUTTON
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): 2=/=the-turn-wLAN-card-off-button
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): ~facepalm~
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): CLARRRYYYYYYYYYY
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): LIZ SLADEN DIED YESTERDAY
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): I AM SO SAD
Slashy (3:11 PM): SHE WHAT? WHEN? HOW? ~sadness~
Raquel Tabor (3:32 PM): I KNOW. Apparently she had cancer.
Raquel Tabor (3:36 PM): Just sms me when you get back online. I'll be at work til 9
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): or yo ucan get online now
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): that works too
Slashy (3:38 PM): realized there was a typo in the email I sent you
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): I didn't notice it.
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): If it makes you feel any better.
Slashy (3:38 PM): why is it that you manage to get online about two minutes after I get offline?
Slashy (3:38 PM): it does
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (3:39 PM): So...yeah. Remember how we're always going on about how great Liz looks for her age? She had cancer.
Raquel Tabor (3:39 PM): I will never be unimpressed by that woman.
Slashy (3:39 PM): I KNOW
Slashy (3:39 PM): geez
Slashy (3:39 PM): how did we not KNOW that she had cancer?
Raquel Tabor (3:40 PM): My discovery went a little something like 'Ah, hullo DA. Let's check my messages...In Memoriam? What did they finally scrap K--oh my god, WHAT?!'
Raquel Tabor (3:40 PM): I thought they'd, like, canceled SJA or something. But no.
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): Just. I wish they *had*. Because this is tremendously sad.
Slashy (3:40 PM): agreed
Slashy (3:41 PM): and now they kind of HAVE to cancel it, which just ADDS TO THE SAD
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): blue-fox.deviantart.com/art/in-memoriam-205621142
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): that's me near the bottom, going 'what'
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): ...and the Brig is dead, too.
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): WFT, UNIVERSE
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): WHY ARE YOU TAKING ALL THE PEOPLE WE NERD OVER AWAY FROM US THIS YEAR
Raquel Tabor (3:43 PM): Oh, and also *cancer* for him, too
Slashy (3:43 PM): ...
Slashy (3:43 PM): ~is angry at cancer~
Raquel Tabor (3:44 PM): WHY CAN'T CANCER KILL MEAN PEOPLE
Raquel Tabor (3:44 PM): WHY COULDN'T, LIKE, KIM JUNG IL OR SOMEBODY WHO'S A DICK HAVE CANCER
Slashy (3:44 PM): Fred Phelps?
Raquel Tabor (3:45 PM): I certainly wouldn't mind.
Raquel Tabor (3:45 PM): It could be a very long downhill battle.
Slashy (3:46 PM): so we went from mourning Liz Sladen to giving Fred Phelps cancer in under five minutes...
Raquel Tabor (3:47 PM): I'm sure she'd approve.
Slashy (3:47 PM): yes
Raquel Tabor (3:49 PM): ugh. work shortly
Raquel Tabor (3:49 PM): ~does not want to go~
Slashy (3:49 PM): sorries
Slashy (3:51 PM): heh. Fraser's evil gf, who spent three days in his apartment without leaving a single print, has apparently been dead for two months.
Slashy (3:51 PM): just thought I'd share that before you go
Raquel Tabor (3:51 PM): nice
Raquel Tabor (3:54 PM): l-userpic.livejournal.com/107291468/12796459
Slashy (3:54 PM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (3:56 PM): must be leaving. :/ TTYL
Slashy (3:56 PM): kaya
Slashy (3:56 PM): ta-ta
~
From: Tatey-chan
To: Moment
Clo'neill, Ford, Parrish, Todd, Miko, Heightmeyer, Jada, Esposito, Lanie
those are the single adults on Atlantis
if you want your ratio to remain unaffected by the Cassie/Ryan I've put in there, you need to match two of those up in a slash pairing and send it to me before I edit everything again
which will be tomorrow, so
~
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): playing minecraft right now, just fyi. I'm not trying to ignore you
Slashy (12:35 AM): HALLO!
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): HEY
Slashy (12:35 AM): how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): it goes
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): I wasn't killed by lava
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): that's a plus
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): how's by you?
Slashy (12:37 AM): pretty good
Raquel Tabor (12:39 AM):
Slashy (12:42 AM): ARGH
Slashy (12:43 AM): Tatey-chan sent me a list of the single adults on Atlantis and told me if I wanted to keep my ratio balanced I needed to send her a slash couple before the tomorrow when she edits everything again
Slashy (12:43 AM): and I am failing SO MUCH
Slashy (12:48 AM): ..."the tomorrow". Wow. Go me.
Raquel Tabor (12:50 AM): heh
Slashy (12:51 AM): oh yes, laugh at me
Slashy (12:51 AM): that makes me feel so much better about failing
Slashy (12:51 AM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (12:59 AM):
Slashy (1:03 AM): still failing
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM):
Slashy (1:03 AM): I NEVER thought it would be the City of Whores that screwed up my ratio
Slashy (1:04 AM): honestly
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): wait, what?
Slashy (1:05 AM): my ratio is nearly balanced, and the City of Whores is tipping it back toward het
Slashy (1:05 AM): and I am failing to stop it doing that
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): "Y'know, if I wanted to watch Keith Olberman--and I can't imagine why I would want to--I'd watch Keith Olberman."
Slashy (1:08 AM): so what are you up to?
Raquel Tabor (1:27 AM): watching linkara & minecraft</font>
Raquel Tabor (1:27 AM): you?
Slashy (1:28 AM): currently? wondering if I was the only person in this conversation
Slashy (1:32 AM): I think I am going to go throw this list at the wall and go to bed
Slashy (1:32 AM): g'night
~
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): tiy;re set to busy
Slashy (9:07 PM): I'm going to assume something went wrong with that first word there...
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): srry
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): yes
Slashy (9:07 PM): xP
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): my fingers weren't in the right spot, apparently
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): /I fail
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): brb
Slashy (9:08 PM): anyway. I set it to busy when I went to dinner and since it's said you were online since two but you didn't respond when I messaged you I figured you weren't actually there and didn't bother to swap it back
Slashy (9:08 PM): and by "didn't bother" I mean "forgot"
Slashy (9:11 PM): so, how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (9:13 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (9:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:14 PM): ...which is not an answer to "how goes it"...
Raquel Tabor (9:33 PM): brb. again ><
Slashy (9:35 PM): jsyk, the fact that I asked you "how goes it" over twenty minutes ago and still haven't received a response means either I am alone in the conversation or my Yahoo is fucking up. on the chance it is the latter, I am going to reboot Mady. So if I'm not here when you get back, that is what I am doing.
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I never got that message
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): jsyk
Slashy (9:47 PM): have rebooted
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I gathered
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I'm doing good. How're you?
Slashy (9:47 PM): my Yahoo starts screwing up if it goes idle for more than two hours
Slashy (9:47 PM): I am pretty good
Slashy (9:48 PM): fyi, this is what I had in terms of the last half hour: Slashy (9:11 PM): so, how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (9:13 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (9:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:14 PM): ...which is not an answer to "how goes it"...
Raquel Tabor (9:33 PM): brb. again ><
Slashy (9:48 PM): I am going to kick Yahoo out a window
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): weren't actually there and didn't bother to swap it back9:08 PMand by "didn't bother" I mean "forgot"9:09 PMheh9:14 PMsorry9:14 PMbrb. again ><
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): that's my end
Slashy (9:49 PM): ...
Slashy (9:49 PM): FAIL
Slashy (9:50 PM): so anyway, I've been reading Limyaael all day
Slashy (9:50 PM): what have you been up to?
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): work
Raquel Tabor (9:51 PM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (9:51 PM): you?
Slashy (9:51 PM): ...is it STILL failing?
Slashy (9:51 PM): so anyway, I've been reading Limyaael all day9:50 PM
Raquel Tabor (9:53 PM): is that what you sent at 9:50
Raquel Tabor (9:53 PM): ?
Slashy (9:53 PM): yes
Slashy (9:54 PM): the fact that my font is oddly default set so small makes quoting without using quotation marks so much more difficult
Slashy (9:54 PM): ...and now you're gone
Raquel Tabor (9:54 PM): maybe it will work now
Slashy (9:54 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (9:54 PM): I wasn't getting messages from you, I think
Raquel Tabor (9:56 PM): ooh. I found a great new blog, btw
Slashy (9:56 PM): oh?
Slashy (9:56 PM): ~interested~
Raquel Tabor (9:56 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/7-games-you-can-play-with-brick.html
Slashy (9:57 PM): ...
Raquel Tabor (9:59 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
Raquel Tabor (10:01 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html
Slashy (10:03 PM): oh, did I mention the newest Insane and Ridiculous Thing That Proves How Gay due South Is?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): WTF, COMPUTER
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): WHEN I SEND A MESSAGE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN 'I'd like to disconnect from the server plz! )
Slashy (10:07 PM): ...
Slashy (10:07 PM): so I'm just gonna assume that you did not receive my "oh, did I mention the newest Insane and Ridiculous Thing That Proves How Gay due South Is?" message
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): I did
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): I tried to say 'no you haven't' but then it was like
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): 'lol ur disconnected from the server lol'
Slashy (10:08 PM): NICE
Slashy (10:08 PM): so here's a couple important bits of background information to make this Insane and Ridiculous, as opposed to just Gay
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): oh dear
Slashy (10:09 PM): Vecchio lives with his entire family, so far as I can tell. one big house, which I guess he owns but I'm not positive about that
Slashy (10:09 PM): the rest of the Vecchio family, all but Ray, went on a one week vacation
Slashy (10:09 PM): while they were away, Fraser's evil gf got him framed for murder
Slashy (10:10 PM): and, here's the Insane and Ridiculous Gay part, Vecchio mortgaged the house to pay his bail
Slashy (10:10 PM): his family were not best pleased when they returned
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): awwww
Slashy (10:11 PM): ^_^
Slashy (10:12 PM): have I mentioned recently how much I adore this programme?
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): you don't need to listen for long, but can you place this guy's accent?
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fYMr4jtDMg
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): I'm *thinking* russian, but I'm not positive
Slashy (10:13 PM): slavic of some sort
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): kk
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): It's sexy, is all.
Slashy (10:13 PM): ~giggle~
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): Oh, he's Romanian.
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): AAaaand, proving that the internet rocks, one of the top-rated comments is "Your voice...<3"
Slashy (10:15 PM): shallowness abounds
Slashy (10:15 PM): /hypocacy
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): "Be very careful not to drown when doing this...I don't know if I really have to say this, but..."
Slashy (10:15 PM): ...and spelling fail. that's nice, me.
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): C:
Slashy (10:17 PM): I SWEAR I know how to spell hypocrisy.
Slashy (10:17 PM): ~didn't just look that up in a dictionary~
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): xDDD
Slashy (10:17 PM): ~lying~
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): YOUTUBE LOAD PROPERLYYYY
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Commenter: lol i drowned while doing this
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Sexy-sounding-romanian-guy: I do believe you're doing it wrong.
Slashy (10:24 PM): brb, I'm going to go salvage something from the kitchen before the wives devour it all
Raquel Tabor (10:24 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:24 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-04-19T16%3A15%3A00-06%3A00&max-results=10</font>
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/12/year-kenny-loggins-ruined-christmas.html
Slashy (10:29 PM): ...how domestic am I? geez.
Raquel Tabor (10:31 PM): My mom eventually realized that it was her maternal duty to step in and discipline me when I did things like strike the baby Jesus repeatedly with a blunt object, so she tried to pull herself together and send me to my room.
Slashy (10:32 PM): ...what?
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): Are you reading any of the links I'm sending you?
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): COMPUTER
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): WHY DO YOU FAIL SOOO HAAARD
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): my internet is fucking up, I'll be right back
Raquel Tabor (10:39 PM): Why is everything I own so broken?
Slashy (10:40 PM): I do not know
Slashy (10:40 PM): what's broken now?
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): my computer
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): Though I'm thinking it's dan's fault
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): someho
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): w
Slashy (10:42 PM): ah
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): he's using up all the internet >[
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): youtube is SO SLOW
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): because he is using THE ENTIRE INTERNET
Slashy (10:44 PM): I don't think that's actually how it works...
Raquel Tabor (10:45 PM): yes it is
Slashy (10:47 PM): I am not twelve, so I am not going to argue this point
Slashy (10:47 PM): jsyk
Raquel Tabor (10:47 PM):
Raquel Tabor (10:47 PM): I WIN
Slashy (10:50 PM): ~shakes head at you~
Raquel Tabor (10:52 PM): And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.
Raquel Tabor (10:53 PM): I love this blog
Slashy (10:55 PM): I see
Slashy (11:01 PM): "The Rhapsody trilogy. I have NO IDEA why I read all the way through those books. The main character (Rhapsody) is a complete idiot. So is her husband. And they're both insanely pretty. And described as two of the most intelligent people on the planet. Which begs the question as to why the planet still exists."
Raquel Tabor (11:08 PM): xDD
Slashy (11:12 PM): "Even then though, not every mortal sits around worshipping their chosen god every day. But even someone who doesn't worship their death god wouldn't DARE try to deny that there IS a death god, otherwise he's likely to have unpleasant spiky things show up in rather fatal places."
Raquel Tabor (11:22 PM): nice
Slashy (11:51 PM): so I has a cvs question
Raquel Tabor (11:51 PM): I may have an answer
Slashy (11:53 PM): I was trying to think of people I could send to Atlantis, because with the current list I can't find a slash couple (which, btw, is ridiculous). and while this doesn't in any way help my ratio or even add a single couple to this list: Sammy Jo could have been headhunted to the Stargate Programme, right?
Raquel Tabor (11:53 PM): Yes.
Slashy (11:53 PM): I'm thinking maybe some time at Area 51 to start with, but then after the colonization I could send her to the City of Whores. works?
Slashy (11:54 PM): ...I *really* need to stop *calling* it that
Raquel Tabor (11:54 PM): works
Slashy (11:54 PM): yaya
Slashy (11:54 PM): ta
Slashy (11:55 PM): now I'm off to stare futiley at my Singles List and whinge to myself about how the City of Whores is screwing my ratio over
Raquel Tabor (11:56 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (11:57 PM): How did it make your ratio so off, anyway?
Slashy (11:58 PM): I was getting my ratio close to balanced
Slashy (11:58 PM): mostly by adding slash couples here and there and delete het ones
Slashy (11:58 PM): and then... then Tatey-chan added a het without a corresponding slash and now I'm off by six instead of five
Slashy (11:58 PM): ~pouts~
Slashy (11:59 PM): it doesn't help that Cassie/Ryan is so adorable I won't veto it
Raquel Tabor (12:00 AM): lol
Slashy (12:01 AM): ~pouts~ laughinfg at me is in no way helpful
Slashy (12:02 AM): it doesn't even make me feel better
Raquel Tabor (12:03 AM): laughinfg?
Slashy (12:04 AM): you see how upset you made me?
Slashy (12:04 AM): typos!
Slashy (12:04 AM): bah!
Raquel Tabor (12:04 AM): xDDDDD
Slashy (12:04 AM): ~sulks off to glare at list~
Raquel Tabor (12:04 AM): still laughing at you, btw
Slashy (12:05 AM): if you continue laughing at my problems I will make them your problems
Slashy (12:05 AM): don't think I won't
Slashy (12:08 AM): "Maybe Gandalf cast a Horseshoes of Traction spell just prior to the charge. (the last time I forwarded that idea was at sword practice, and my teacher hit me over the head with a stick for saying it)"
Slashy (12:08 AM): reading rants is less stressful than dealing with the City of Whores
Slashy (12:09 AM): less productive as well
Slashy (12:09 AM): I need to stop being distracted by shiny things
Slashy (12:11 AM): ...know what occurs to me?
Slashy (12:16 AM): you're not even here anymore, are you? Yahoo has screwed up again and we are not receiving each others messages?
Slashy (12:16 AM): gonna reboot again
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): I am
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): no sorry
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): don't
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): sorry
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): what occurs to you?
Slashy (12:17 AM): I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): I'M SORRY
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO ANSWER
Slashy (12:18 AM): did so. I wanted input.
Slashy (12:18 AM): I like input
Slashy (12:18 AM): that's why I talk to people
Slashy (12:18 AM): rather than making the cvs entirely myself out of notes
Raquel Tabor (12:18 AM): you'd have eventually gotten it
Slashy (12:18 AM): maybe
Slashy (12:18 AM): GODDAMIT, MEMORY, WHY DON'T YOU FUNCTION AS A *MEMORY*?!
Slashy (12:19 AM): if I were smart I'd have written it down on paper while waiting for a response
Raquel Tabor (12:20 AM): :[
Slashy (12:20 AM): that smiley face is marginally more helpful than laughing at me
Slashy (12:20 AM): thank you
Slashy (12:20 AM): ~is being genuine~
Raquel Tabor (12:20 AM): It's not a smiley face
Raquel Tabor (12:21 AM): it's a *frowny face*
Slashy (12:21 AM): I refer to them all as smiley faces
Raquel Tabor (12:21 AM): :]
Slashy (12:22 AM): HA!
Slashy (12:22 AM): there it is again
Slashy (12:22 AM): I knew if I stared at the list it would come back to me
Slashy (12:23 AM): all the infidelity Daniel has committed in the City of Whores, and none of it has been with Clo'neill. Is this really realist?
Slashy (12:23 AM): for the cvs
Slashy (12:23 AM): must get that qualifier in there
Raquel Tabor (12:29 AM): no it is not
Slashy (12:29 AM): I didn't think it was
Slashy (12:29 AM): I don't know why this took me so long to think of
Slashy (12:31 AM): this would be drug-induced infidelity? or some other sort?
Raquel Tabor (12:31 AM): ...does it count as infidelity if it's with a clone of the person you're with?
Slashy (12:32 AM): I, er, don't know. I think O'neill thinks it does.
Slashy (12:33 AM): which is really all that matters in this scenario
Raquel Tabor (12:33 AM): mm
Raquel Tabor (12:34 AM): ...Poor O'Neill
Slashy (12:34 AM): yeah, really
Slashy (12:34 AM): actually, I think O'neill probably think it's worse
Slashy (12:35 AM): I mean, I'd be pretty ticked if MY partner cheated on me with a younger version of me
Slashy (12:35 AM): well, okay, *I* wouldn't, but you know what I mean
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): xD
Raquel Tabor (12:36 AM): I dunno about you, but I'd join my partner with the younger version of me.
Slashy (12:36 AM): AGREED
Slashy (12:36 AM): but O'neill would not
Raquel Tabor (12:36 AM): heh
Slashy (12:36 AM): this is not one of those situations that can be solved with a threesome
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): ...there are situations that can't be solved with threesomes?
Slashy (12:37 AM): ...
Slashy (12:37 AM): sadly
Slashy (12:37 AM): anyway, you didn't answer me. drug-induced or other?
Slashy (12:38 AM): FRASER! Are you riding a sled down an escalator? You ARE! wtf, show? I love you.
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): uhm...
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): how many times has Daniel been drugged?
Slashy (12:40 AM): er... a lot?
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): he should develop a complex.
Slashy (12:41 AM): drugged in general, or drugged for infidelity?
Raquel Tabor (12:41 AM): Rules should be made about people not accepting any food/drink from indigenous populations.
Raquel Tabor (12:41 AM): first, then the other
Raquel Tabor (12:42 AM): it should be some kind of psychic sex, btw
Slashy (12:43 AM): do we could the dreamworld hallucinations as being drugged?
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): Clo'Neill accidentally literally mindfucks Daniel.
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): No
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): Mind if I send you fic for opinion?
Slashy (12:43 AM): accidentally?
Slashy (12:43 AM): and sure, go ahead
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): he thinks he's dreaming. He's not
Slashy (12:44 AM): oops
Slashy (12:44 AM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): CHROME WHY SO BROKEN
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): BRB
Slashy (12:51 AM): sensory deprivation bug count as drugged? how about the thirty year zapper? that time the telepaths take over everyone's brains? if none of those count, it's 5 total, just from glancing at the storysheets, and four of those preface infidelity.
Raquel Tabor (12:56 AM): That's not too bad, and those don't count
Slashy (12:56 AM): those are just the ones that are easily recognizable
Slashy (12:56 AM): there are probably more
Slashy (12:56 AM): and welcome back
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): sent
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): maybe my internet will feel like functioning like an internet, now
Slashy (12:57 AM): maybe
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): I can dream
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): Oh, 2007
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): "she's only average smartness"
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): Indeed she is.
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): I'm not sure when not being a genius became a flaw.
Slashy (1:01 AM): ...what?
Raquel Tabor (1:02 AM): sailorsolaria92.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=fiction&thread=13&post=485</font>
Slashy (1:02 AM): er, can't view that without an account
Raquel Tabor (1:02 AM): :/
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM): Flaws: she hates people, she thinks they're scum so she doesn't trust anybody and loves to hurt people (emotionally)
-she's not very strong, weaker than the average vampire
-she's only average smartness
-she's very, very cold towards people
Slashy (1:03 AM): I see
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM): One of my Very Speschul flaws was 'sociopathy', which A) isn't a word and B) did not describe the character. At all.
Slashy (1:04 AM): mas
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): We are a Very Speschul Groop
Slashy (1:04 AM): right
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): (Typo intentional)
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): (both of them)
Slashy (1:04 AM): xP
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): you have an account on those boards.
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): just fyi
Slashy (1:05 AM): i do?
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): yes
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): you logged in once
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): in 2010
Slashy (1:05 AM): i... do not remember this
Raquel Tabor (1:06 AM): username 'moment'
Raquel Tabor (1:06 AM): I am amused by the fact that you don't remember signing up for an account
Slashy (1:06 AM): I sign up for many things
Slashy (1:07 AM): and as demonstrated recently, my memory does not function as a memory
Raquel Tabor (1:08 AM): you managed to remember your password, at least
Slashy (1:09 AM): I always use the same password
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): heh
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): INTERNET
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): ugh
Slashy (1:09 AM): ?
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): I'm just not even going to bother
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): I can't get to any websites now.
Raquel Tabor (1:10 AM): I'm getting on my phone. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): Back
Slashy (1:13 AM): hiya
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): Bloody interwebs. >(
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): My mum is coming home tomorrow
Slashy (1:14 AM): that means the midnight thing is coming back, ne?
Raquel Tabor (1:15 AM): Prolly
Slashy (1:14 AM): shame
Raquel Tabor (1:15 AM): Yeah.
Slashy (1:15 AM): this episode is called "A Mountie, A Cop, and A Baby"
Slashy (1:16 AM): if it is anything at all like the title implies, I will be very happy
Raquel Tabor (1:17 AM): I hope it is
Slashy (1:18 AM): random woman in trouble. stops next to a homeless guy and asks him, "Where's the Mountie?" Fraser is making such a difference in this neighborhood.
Raquel Tabor (1:18 AM): Awwww. Thats cute
Slashy (1:20 AM): ...the baby appeared in Ray's car while Ray and Fraser were at the cafe
Slashy (1:20 AM): what's funny about this is that the woman asked where Fraser was, and put the baby in RAY'S CAR
Raquel Tabor (1:21 AM): ... ~smirk~
Slashy (1:21 AM): even RANDOM VICTIM OF THE WEEK knows they're gay
Raquel Tabor (1:21 AM): XDDDDDD
Slashy (1:22 AM): ...I do not know what that noise at the end of the theme music but before the episode starts is, so I am going to assume it is a moose call
Raquel Tabor (1:22 AM): Heh
Slashy (1:22 AM): Ray wants to take the baby to child services. Fraser wants to keep it for a while.
Slashy (1:24 AM): "big eyed mountie look" Ray, I kind of can't believe you just said that
Raquel Tabor (1:25 AM): Kind of
Slashy (1:26 AM): those orphanage kids are really something
Slashy (1:26 AM): the little one conned Ray out of five bucks
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): Oh, those *orphans*
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): WHY CAN I PUT A RETURN IN ON MY PHONE BUT I CANT ON THE COMPUTER
Slashy (1:28 AM): I DO NOT KNOW
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): THATS SO STUPID
Raquel Tabor (1:30 AM): My sketchbooks are filled with so much gay. It always worries me when nosy people ask to look.
Slashy (1:30 AM): heh
Raquel Tabor (1:30 AM): Then they get offended when i say no.
Slashy (1:33 AM): oh, so you realize that the baby's dad is a nutcase AFTER you return the baby to him
Slashy (1:33 AM): good job, Fraser
Raquel Tabor (1:34 AM): Niiiiiiice
Slashy (1:34 AM): the dad is going to sell the baby
Slashy (1:34 AM): to pay off his gambling debts
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): ...he's going to sell a baby
Slashy (1:34 AM): yes
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): ...
Slashy (1:35 AM): yeah
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): WAY TO GO, FRASER
Slashy (1:35 AM): naturally the guy is already speeding away before Fraser goes "Oh, wait. I saw that guy throw the pacifier in the trash earlier."
Slashy (1:35 AM): ~headdesk~
Raquel Tabor (1:36 AM): ~sigh~ he is a very simple man, isn't he
Slashy (1:36 AM): not simple
Slashy (1:36 AM): naive, yes
Slashy (1:37 AM): he's the only person in the neighborhood without locks on his doors
Slashy (1:37 AM): mostly because someone stole them
Slashy (1:37 AM): xP
Raquel Tabor (1:37 AM): ...he's very special
Slashy (1:37 AM): he's adorable
Slashy (1:37 AM): "They say that you believe in people." <3
Raquel Tabor (1:38 AM): Awww
Slashy (1:39 AM): he DOES
Slashy (1:39 AM): it's so cute
Raquel Tabor (1:43 AM): I bet
Slashy (1:48 AM): "[longwinded Inuit story]" "So what are you saying, the wolf's gonna eat me?" "Perhaps."
Raquel Tabor (1:48 AM): Lol
Raquel Tabor (1:48 AM): I have to bet @ work @ nine so...
Raquel Tabor (1:49 AM): G'nightmorning
Slashy (1:48 AM): kaya
Slashy (1:48 AM): g'nightmorning
~
Slashy (8:26 PM): well hallo
Raquel Tabor (8:27 PM): yo
Slashy (8:27 PM): how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (8:27 PM): brb, fam just walked in the door
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): back
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): It goes well.
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): how'bout with you?
Slashy (8:35 PM): goes well
Slashy (8:36 PM): been compiling a list of books Limyaael think are actually decent
Slashy (8:36 PM): and not being productive in the slightests
Slashy (8:36 PM): twas a good day
Raquel Tabor (8:37 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (8:37 PM): nonproductivity is fun
Slashy (8:37 PM): it is
Slashy (8:37 PM): of course, sometime between 9 and 10 I'll get annoyed with and have to get something done
Raquel Tabor (8:38 PM):
Slashy (8:41 PM): so what are you up to?
Raquel Tabor (8:43 PM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (8:43 PM): family greeting
Slashy (8:47 PM): I see. When you actually has time for a conversation, let me know.
Raquel Tabor (8:47 PM): I can have a conversation
Slashy (8:48 PM): you sure?
Raquel Tabor (8:48 PM): yeah
Slashy (8:49 PM): okies, cos I feel like being productive
Raquel Tabor (8:49 PM): xD
Slashy (8:52 PM): Karen recruits Neal to the NTA in November of 2013. This is, oh, four and a half years after White Collar hit the timeline, which it did not long after the S1 finale. Is this too far after the airplane for him to use his VM to try to same Kate?
Raquel Tabor (8:52 PM): nah
Slashy (8:54 PM): see, I was thinking that he could save her, but it's obviously too far into the future for them to still have a thing, so it wouldn't affect my ratio.
Raquel Tabor (8:54 PM): works
Slashy (8:55 PM): there are two VMs left from the two NTA recruits who quit, and since saving Kate affects the timeline one of the actual NTAgents would notice this and show up
Slashy (8:55 PM): and NTAgent Max has this history of questionable judgement when it comes to who he recruits
Slashy (8:55 PM): questionable as in Alice Morgan and Reaver the Space Pirate
Raquel Tabor (8:57 PM): Oooh
Raquel Tabor (8:57 PM): srry. Dog
Slashy (8:58 PM): this would also get me another gateverse recruit, which is what I've been going for
Slashy (8:59 PM): I'd assume Kate would take a new name as most proper NTAgents do
Slashy (8:59 PM): do we know any alias' of hers that she might use?
Slashy (9:03 PM): Karen has had fine luck with her recruits, and Jack's were decent as well even if one of them quit. same for Grace. it's only Max who had no luck, which means he must get to recruit both of the newnew recruits.
Raquel Tabor (9:04 PM): OK
Raquel Tabor (9:04 PM): I don't recall any of her aliases, if we know them
Slashy (9:05 PM): also I think my VMers that I want to make it to the newverse have to VM to places that will survive, because I think the VMs are utter fail in the newverse. They do nothing. the newverse is sealed from the outside.
Slashy (9:05 PM): hmmm... Imma check the wiki to see if there ever were any
Raquel Tabor (9:05 PM): kk
Slashy (9:08 PM): her only alias that we knew was a different last name. in no way does that help me.
Slashy (9:08 PM): brb, angry shrieking coming from kitchen
Raquel Tabor (9:09 PM): oh dear
Slashy (9:11 PM): so Kelly doesn't like it when there's no food left in the kitchen either
Raquel Tabor (9:12 PM): heh
Slashy (9:15 PM): okay, let's see... saving Kate would have to be after his travelling group but before returning home to the Unit, yes?
Raquel Tabor (9:19 PM): yes
Slashy (9:19 PM): I'd begun to wonder if you actually understood that question
Slashy (9:19 PM): ^_^
Slashy (9:21 PM): so... how far have you gotten in the Original Comments?
Raquel Tabor (9:22 PM): ...uhm
Slashy (9:23 PM): that's not the sort of answer I like the read
Raquel Tabor (9:39 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:40 PM): no one reading this would ever guess why I asked if you were able to have a conversation
Slashy (9:40 PM): no one
Slashy (9:40 PM): <3
Raquel Tabor (9:40 PM): I know.
Raquel Tabor (9:40 PM): I'm working on actually reading it now, though
Slashy (9:41 PM): ooh
Slashy (9:41 PM): how far are you?
Raquel Tabor (9:41 PM): a bit down page 2
Raquel Tabor (9:43 PM): Tate Icasa (10:22 PM): not that I don't appreciate not being pestered, but do you always abandon people when they fail to pay complete attention to you?
Slashy (10:22 PM): whoops
Slashy (10:23 PM): I got distracted
Slashy (9:43 PM): ...
Slashy (9:43 PM): the answer to that question would be a resounding "YES"
Raquel Tabor (9:44 PM): xDD
Slashy (9:44 PM): in case you couldn't tell
Raquel Tabor (9:44 PM):
Tate Icasa (10:53 PM): okay, why are you still pestering me?
Slashy (10:53 PM): because Tessa-san isn't caught up to us yet
Slashy (9:45 PM): is that the first time that happened?
Slashy (9:45 PM): or one of the many, many latter times?
Raquel Tabor (9:45 PM): I believe the first
Slashy (9:45 PM): ...I'm getting deja vu
Raquel Tabor (9:45 PM): Slashy (11:09 PM): so, after Jamie leaves Susan with River, where does he go?
Rachel T (11:10 PM): INTO SPACE.
Slashy (11:10 PM): *giggle* Helpful that
Slashy (9:46 PM): er, wow, I can't even REMEMBER where I actually ended up sending him
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): Slashy (11:11 PM): no, nevermind, I can work on something else first
Slashy (9:48 PM): I looked at the timeline. Jamie went to the Sanctuary to talk to Lydia, then he took Tesla to a sex pollen planet and then to Atlantis, then he went back to the Sanctuary and he and Lydia went off to the NTA
Slashy (9:48 PM): that timeline is the most helpful thing
Raquel Tabor (9:48 PM): so he did eventually go into space
Slashy (9:48 PM): ~sigh~ I suppose so
Raquel Tabor (9:48 PM): ~smug~
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): Slashy (12:08 AM): so then they drop River off again
Slashy (12:08 AM): what do Eleven, the Master, and Susan do then?
Rachel T (12:08 AM): ...
Rachel T (12:08 AM): You have no idea how much I want to say 'be domestic'.
Slashy (9:50 PM): the Tardis got very, very domestic and stayed that way for YEARS
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): heh
Slashy (9:50 PM): YEARS
Slashy (9:50 PM): Nine would be appalled
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): xD
Slashy (9:59 PM): so reading through Limyaael's rants I learned that there is a story, in some book somewhere that I didn't learn the name of, about a book that tells a different story to everyone who reads it
Slashy (10:00 PM): could I adapt this concept for PRU?
Raquel Tabor (10:00 PM): yes
Raquel Tabor (10:00 PM): that is a brilliant idea
Slashy (10:01 PM): ^_^
Slashy (10:01 PM): I thought it was very clever
Slashy (10:01 PM): I wish I could remember who wrote the original story, so I could go find it
Raquel Tabor (10:02 PM): Tate Icasa (11:58 PM): now, did actually have ideas, or were you just bored of watching girls sing?
Slashy (11:58 PM): I NEVER get bored of watching girls sing, honey
Slashy (10:02 PM): Maria, IDA, or Canadian Maria?
Raquel Tabor (10:02 PM): I'd Do Anything
Raquel Tabor (10:03 PM): Slashy (5:35 PM): I know I said I was done with crossing more shows into the crossoververse
Tate Icasa (5:35 PM): . . .but?
Slashy (5:36 PM): you know where Christa and Tasha would really fit in?
Slashy (10:03 PM): IDA. IDA had John'n'Denise. I loved John'n'Denise.
Raquel Tabor (10:03 PM): You mentioned
Slashy (10:04 PM): I REALLY loved John'n'Denise
Raquel Tabor (10:04 PM): Stephen Colbert's icecream is *so good*
Slashy (10:04 PM): that wasn't the last time I proved I was lying about being done adding shows to the cvs. was that even the first?
Slashy (10:04 PM): agreed
Raquel Tabor (10:04 PM): I *think* it was the first time
Raquel Tabor (10:05 PM): because it wasn't something along the lines of '~sigh~ What this time'
Slashy (10:05 PM): hee
Raquel Tabor (10:05 PM): how many fandoms are we up to now?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): 42?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): If that's what it is, you're seriously not allowed to add anymore
Slashy (10:06 PM): I'll have to go count. Do I lump them or count them all separate?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): lump what?
Slashy (10:07 PM): things like DW/TW/SJA and BTVS/ATS
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): both
Slashy (10:07 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): Lump them
Slashy (10:08 PM): kaya
Slashy (10:08 PM): how about the panversals, do they count all separate or only once?
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): only once
Slashy (10:09 PM): it is 42
Slashy (10:09 PM): if I count them in that particular way
Raquel Tabor (10:09 PM): First off, ~smug that I was right, for once~
Raquel Tabor (10:10 PM): Second, That is amazing
Raquel Tabor (10:10 PM): and fills me with joy
Slashy (10:10 PM): remind me of that number if I EVER suggest adding something else to the cvs
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): Rachel T (12:36 AM): ...Luke proposes to Maria?
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I missed something
Slashy (12:36 AM): . . .you haven't been keeping up with us
Slashy (12:36 AM): I told you to catch up on frightfullytwee
Slashy (12:36 AM): *shakes head*
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I haven't.
Slashy (12:36 AM): clearly
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I'm sorry.
Slashy (10:10 PM): and then be stronger than Tatey-chan and don't let me talk over your objections
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): Ah, this is the bit where I tell you that my eyes hurt when I read things that are put together without extra space between paragraphs.
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): "We should add xseries." "42" "But I have this great idea" "42" "But"
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): 42
Slashy (10:12 PM): exactly like that
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): lol
Slashy (10:12 PM): actually, I could probably hack at what's there enough to make the count still work if necessary
Slashy (10:13 PM): I mean, we haven't done, well, really, ANYTHING with Tru Calling
Slashy (10:13 PM): and Dark Angel is on there but really mostly only counts in the same way paleoDaniel counts as an AU
Slashy (10:13 PM): so I have the wiggle room to add another series and still keep the 42
Slashy (10:13 PM): probably
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): right
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): Slashy (12:51 AM): so, does rebel UNIT group get a name?
Rachel T (12:52 AM): I'm so tempted to say "the Trust" but that would just be cheap and stupid. So...
Slashy (12:54 AM): I was right there thinking that with you. But I need a legit, not-plagerism name for them
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): Slashy (1:05 AM): I'm also missing some serious time between Jack leaving the earth and tEoT
Rachel T (1:06 AM): you mean he wasn't drinking water in the bar the whole time?
Slashy (10:15 PM): xP
Slashy (10:15 PM): water?
Slashy (10:15 PM): I am curious as to why you said water there
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): Like, half of fandom says that Jack doesn't drink.
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): I *think* he said in EC that his drink was just water
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): but we all know how often he lies to Gwen
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): About everything under the sun
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): just to fuck with her.
Slashy (10:16 PM): yeah
Slashy (10:16 PM): and why on EARTH would he drink water?
Slashy (10:16 PM): if he can just shoot himself in the head and wake up sober a couple seconds later, why EVER bother not getting drunk?
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): Seriously. He can at least be BA like Superman and drink milk in bars.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): I think the line of reasoning is that he can't get drunk and alcohol isn't very good tasting, usually.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): I like to think that he set aside a whole year at one point and just came up with new mixed drinks.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): Jack invented the appletini
Slashy (10:17 PM): hee
Slashy (10:17 PM): why do they reason that he can't get drunk?
Slashy (10:17 PM): his metabolism didn't CHANGE
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): Exactly, which is why that 'no sleeping' thing is horseshit.
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): Oh, Torchwood writers. Why cant you communicate with each other.
Slashy (10:18 PM): because they are MADE OF FAIL
Slashy (10:18 PM): alternatively, Rusty actually created them out of thin air
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): I'll take non-communicative Torchwood writers over Children of Earth.
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): the torchwood writers?
Slashy (10:19 PM): yes
Slashy (10:19 PM): they are all figments of his imagination
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Even mr Chibnall?
Slashy (10:19 PM): no
Raquel Tabor (10:20 PM): xDD
Slashy (10:20 PM): Mr. Chibnall clearly exists
Slashy (10:20 PM): but the rest of them
Raquel Tabor (10:20 PM): Tate Icasa (12:30 AM): isn't there someone else you could work on the crossoververse with?
Tate Icasa (12:30 AM): haven't I done enough?
Slashy (12:30 AM): never
Slashy (10:21 PM): ... ^_^
Raquel Tabor (10:23 PM): Tate Icasa (6:27 AM): on the other hand, it does imply that pretty Jake and Alonso stay together
Slashy (6:27 AM): of course
Slashy (6:27 AM): they're PRETTY
Slashy (6:27 AM): and I'm SHALLOW
Slashy (10:24 PM): and as far as I know, they are still together and nothing horrible has happened to them yet
Slashy (10:24 PM): despite being on the buffyverse base
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): wow
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): that's impressive
Slashy (10:25 PM): granted, I haven't actually gotten to that part of the timeline yet
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): heh
Slashy (10:25 PM): they are 2013 and I haven't gotten TWP finished with 2011 yet
Slashy (10:26 PM): on that subject, I have two blanks there
Slashy (10:26 PM): wanna help me fill them?
Raquel Tabor (10:26 PM): sure
Slashy (10:26 PM): TWP is at this time Adeola, Yvonne, Katie, altLisa, Mickey, Pete, Rose, and Handy
Raquel Tabor (10:26 PM): What *was* the sing out song in IDA, anyway? I never asked.
Slashy (10:28 PM): medley of "Be Back Soon" and "As Long as He Needs Me".
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): ...that does sound very awkward
Slashy (10:28 PM): Be Back Soon. Honestly.
Slashy (10:28 PM): whoever picked that was being terribly insensitive.
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): Slashy (11:10 PM): eh. . .I think this is post-first contact. . . *sigh* But I am not Timelines Girl, so I'm not positive
Slashy (11:10 PM): . . .she's going to KILL me for calling her that. . .
Slashy (10:29 PM): xP
Slashy (10:29 PM): she never did end up killing me
Slashy (10:29 PM): THREATENED it a hell of a lot, tho
Raquel Tabor (10:29 PM): heh
Slashy (10:29 PM): anyway, two TWP blanks
Slashy (10:29 PM): any sort of random alien or rift related story. anything you would have been willing to suggest for an N-Space Torchwood Branch is perfectly acceptable here
Raquel Tabor (10:31 PM): There is a novelty item from the future that crash lands. It ticks like a bomb. Somebody steals it & they have to track it down. They only manage to get it when the person who has it is in a very crowded area
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): It blows up in confetti etc and starts singing happy birthday.
Slashy (10:32 PM): ~giggle~
Slashy (10:32 PM): that's great
Slashy (10:32 PM): should that be near the beginning or end of the set?
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): whenever there's more depression & tension
Slashy (10:33 PM): depends. if the second blank is filled with a depression and tension story, I'll put this one toward the end, but if it's not I'll put it toward the beginning.
Raquel Tabor (10:34 PM): have we done psychic manifestations of nightmarish visions among a large population of people yet?
Slashy (10:34 PM): I don't *think* so
Slashy (10:35 PM): should that be the other blank then?
Raquel Tabor (10:35 PM): yes
Slashy (10:36 PM): hazzah
Slashy (10:36 PM): now TSR is the only Torchwood branch not caught up to 2012.
Slashy (10:36 PM): alas, that one requires I go do dinosaur research
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): Rachel T (12:00 AM): d'you suppose there could be a Stargate programme in Pete's universe?
Rachel T (12:00 AM): This is more out of curiosity than to try and encourage you to cross it over, mind.
Slashy (12:02 AM): I couldn't cross it, because the Cybermen were 2007 in Pete's World (according to the wiki, I didn't pay that much attention to the dates when I watched it), so timelines. But theoretically, I don't see why it couldn't have.
Slashy (12:02 AM): no Time Lords, so no conflict
Rachel T (12:02 AM): cool
Slashy (12:03 AM): and I refuse to entertain any more thoughts on the matter
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Slashy (10:38 PM): ~giggle~
Slashy (10:38 PM): that's not the only time the idea of Stargate on the cvs was brought up and then swiftly told to go away
Raquel Tabor (10:38 PM): heh
Slashy (10:43 PM): did you know that a group of Unicorns is called a blessing?
Raquel Tabor (10:43 PM): orly?
Slashy (10:43 PM): yeah
Slashy (10:43 PM): a blessing of Unicorns
Slashy (10:43 PM): how twee is that?
Raquel Tabor (10:43 PM): that's silly
Slashy (10:43 PM): it's adorable
Slashy (10:44 PM): and, yes, silly
Slashy (10:44 PM): but then, it's UNICORNS
Slashy (10:44 PM): so
Raquel Tabor (10:44 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): I like unicorns
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): did I tell you that I got an adorable little stuffed dinosaur?
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): It's orange
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): I call it Orange Dinosaur.
Slashy (10:49 PM): "There are four of them. How will it benefit the dead for you to die also?" "I do not intend to die." "No warrior intends to die."
Slashy (10:50 PM): you did not
Raquel Tabor (10:50 PM): It looks a bit like a stegasaurus
Slashy (10:50 PM): aww
Raquel Tabor (10:53 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/WHOniverse-Mini-pets-155300163
Slashy (10:54 PM): awww
Raquel Tabor (10:54 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/Doctor-Who-Eleven-and-Amy-Pond-160909250?q=gallery%3Akinky-chichi%2F11494036&qo=2
Raquel Tabor (10:55 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/TW-comic-2-143982892?q=gallery%3Akinky-chichi%2F11494036&qo=5
Slashy (10:56 PM): so. did you make it to page three?
Raquel Tabor (10:56 PM): ...I got distracted by links
Slashy (10:56 PM): clearly
Raquel Tabor (10:57 PM): IT WAS CUTE
Slashy (10:57 PM): yes
Slashy (10:57 PM): it was
Raquel Tabor (10:57 PM): and the comment was 'the dog ears should make me not want to lick him, right?'
Slashy (10:57 PM): I remember that
Slashy (10:57 PM): I am also prone to being distracted by the shiny of the interwebs
Slashy (10:57 PM): I also usually have someone on hand to smack me and tell me to get back to work
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): I am more than halfway down page 2
Slashy (10:58 PM): ooh
Slashy (10:58 PM): try to make it to page three before you have to get offline
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): I'm trying
Slashy (11:00 PM): while you're trying can help me with some newverse stuff?
Raquel Tabor (11:00 PM): sure
Slashy (11:01 PM): while Amber is in her Rebellion stage, I think she might be running around the two ending universes, befriending and helping people in our groups indiscriminately
Raquel Tabor (11:01 PM): aww
Slashy (11:01 PM): so that when the End is actually near, she can tell the ones she's decided she likes where to go to be saved
Slashy (11:02 PM): she is, you see, the Goddess of the newverse
Slashy (11:02 PM): for obvious reasons such and forcing it to exist
Raquel Tabor (11:02 PM): right
Slashy (11:04 PM): I keep having this thought that she would at some point late in the buffyverse, (well, "buy" is the wrong word but it's the one I want to use) buy Aziraphale and Crowley from Heaven and Hell and they would then be Her creatures. I'm imagining odd looks when people figure this out.
Raquel Tabor (11:04 PM): Heaven and Hell lease them to her
Raquel Tabor (11:04 PM): because neither of them really wants them
Slashy (11:04 PM): lease is funny
Slashy (11:04 PM): because the universe then ENDS
Slashy (11:05 PM): ...I have a weird sense of humour
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): ...
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): THANK YOU, MORMONS
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): I WANTED YOU AT THE START OF MY YOGSCAST VIDEO
Slashy (11:06 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (11:07 PM): I'm listening to the Yogscast while I read the OC
Slashy (11:07 PM): I see
Slashy (11:08 PM): ...I have an Objects question, and since you did not watch TLR, I'm going to give you the important info about the Objects before I ask it
Slashy (11:08 PM): the Objects do weird shit not always related to what they are
Slashy (11:08 PM): the Objects do not function within the Room
Slashy (11:08 PM): with that in mind, after the Room is sealed and turned into a Tardis, would the Objects still work if removed from the Room?
Raquel Tabor (11:09 PM): Yes
Slashy (11:09 PM): good
Slashy (11:09 PM): that means that my theory that VMs fail and the newverse is sealed against the outside does have enough of a loophole
Slashy (11:10 PM): the Trinket could create two-way portals, if anyone knew it was there and what it did
Raquel Tabor (11:10 PM): coolio
Slashy (11:10 PM): I WANT someone to take it and go find Amber, because She saved them and it's not fair for Her to be trapped on the outside
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): right
Slashy (11:11 PM): of course, that involves getting the right people to go on that quest in contact with the people who know about the Trinket
Slashy (11:11 PM): which is probably harder than it sounds
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): yeah
Slashy (11:11 PM): and since it SO far future, I should probably leave it alone
Slashy (11:11 PM): I just wanted to make sure it was possible
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): for now
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): Rachel T (10:45 PM): "I'm not big on nude handshakes"
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): ...I *think* I was still watching psyche
Slashy (11:12 PM): I HAD to know if it was possible before I finished the Flyverse outline, because that is where Amber ended up and I need to make sure to leave a blank for her to leave on
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): I have skills
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): ahh
Slashy (11:12 PM): xP
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): Oh, Yogscast.
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): William Riker in arseless chaps
Slashy (11:13 PM): ...
Slashy (11:13 PM): anyway
Slashy (11:14 PM): how long should descended Amber be left on the flyverse? at most I can get away with nine months, I think.
Raquel Tabor (11:14 PM): Yes
Slashy (11:14 PM): okay then
Raquel Tabor (11:15 PM): Rachel T (11:16 PM):
Just fucking Google it. If you're going to cite a fact, be right. There a lot of people with too much free time just waiting for you to write something that is incorrect so that they can tell you just how wrong on the internet you are. This applies to facts, not details. You can say that Example Character above lives on the Lower East Side instead of saying he lives at 98 Avenue A. You can't say he's going to take the F Train to the Bronx. Because it doesn't go there. How do I know that? I fucking Googled it.
Slashy (11:15 PM): ^_^
Slashy (11:15 PM): ...I've just realized how many flyverse gaps I actually have
Raquel Tabor (11:15 PM): heh
Slashy (11:16 PM): crap
Slashy (11:16 PM): nine blanks
Slashy (11:16 PM): NINE
Slashy (11:16 PM): granted, that's nine out of nineteen, so I AM half done with it
Slashy (11:16 PM): but if I had nine stories I could SEAL it
Slashy (11:16 PM): and not have to keep POKING it
Slashy (11:20 PM): nope, I've got nothing
Raquel Tabor (11:20 PM): lol
Slashy (11:21 PM): your 'lol' is about as helpful as your 'uh'
Raquel Tabor (11:21 PM): Slashy (8:23 PM): SLEEPER AGENTS
Slashy (8:23 PM): who are, in fact, STILL OUT THERE
Rachel T (8:23 PM): SHIT.
Rachel T (8:23 PM): I'd forgotten about them.
Slashy (8:23 PM): a fact with I always FORGET ON PURPOSE because they TERRIFY ME
Rachel T (8:24 PM): WTF, RUSTY? NICE PLOT HOLE, THAR!
Slashy (8:24 PM): www.recapist.com/tv-shows/torchwood?page=2
Slashy (8:24 PM): maybe he intended to come back to them later?
Rachel T (8:24 PM): But he failed at doing so.
Slashy (8:24 PM): I'm going to have to include them in the crossoververse now that I remember they exist
Slashy (8:24 PM): dammit
Rachel T (8:25 PM): MAYBE IF COE HAD FOCUSED ON THAT GAPING PLOTHOLE, IT WOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED SO MUCH.
Raquel Tabor (11:24 PM): Rachel T (9:18 PM): Little Quinn is kidnapped?
Slashy (9:21 PM): by. . .?
Slashy (9:30 PM): . . .get distracted again?
Rachel T (9:30 PM): ....yes.
Slashy (11:24 PM): ^_^
Slashy (11:25 PM): you'd think, considering my desire to seal bases and have the outline be done, that I would focus on the smaller spacebases. but no, I have to constantly be thinking about the other ones.
Raquel Tabor (11:25 PM):
Slashy (9:40 PM): you know another game I should make but won't get around to?
Rachel T (9:41 PM): hm?
Slashy (9:41 PM): the "parallels Torchwood very unsubtly makes between Jack and the Doctor" game
Slashy (11:25 PM): hee
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): Slashy (8:34 PM): so, Klein & Utterson, owned by Torchwood, are a biotech firm or something along those lines
Rachel T (8:34 PM): Right.
Slashy (8:34 PM): why do I get the feeling this could go horribly wrong for them
Rachel T (8:34 PM): ...
Rachel T (8:35 PM): *wails* ALIEN VIRU-U-US
Slashy (8:36 PM): so who has to deal with that?
Rachel T (8:37 PM): Can't think about it, COE flashbacks. But possibly both of them, depending.
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): COE has inflicted severe emotional trauma on the fanbase
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): Can we sue Rusty for pain and suffering?
Slashy (11:29 PM): I doubt it
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): :<
Slashy (11:29 PM): but it would be fun to see who would win
Raquel Tabor (11:30 PM): Slashy (8:46 PM): . . . I worry for Susan's mental health
Rachel T (8:46 PM): because she'll want to lick the Master all the time, just like everyone else?
Slashy (8:46 PM): and she'll most likely walk in on Eleven and the Master
Slashy (11:31 PM): poor Susan
To: Tessa-san
This is the sort of amusingness my ken doll interpretation lends itself to. JSYK.
Crowley didn't think it was fair that he had to do the gendering of them both all by himself. Aziraphale thought it was entirely fair, as it was all Crowley's idea to begin with. If they were being literal, Crowley thought, it was actually Keela's idea. And if either of them were being honest, it was no ones idea, and both of theirs, and should have happened ages ago. But since neither of them were being honest, Crowley was stuff concentrating twice as hard to make sure none of their bits disappeared before the good part.
~
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): THERE IS THIS THING CALLED I PRESSED THE WRONG FUCKING BUTTON
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): 2=/=the-turn-wLAN-card-off-button
Raquel Tabor (3:44 AM): ~facepalm~
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): CLARRRYYYYYYYYYY
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): LIZ SLADEN DIED YESTERDAY
Raquel Tabor (2:12 PM): I AM SO SAD
Slashy (3:11 PM): SHE WHAT? WHEN? HOW? ~sadness~
Raquel Tabor (3:32 PM): I KNOW. Apparently she had cancer.
Raquel Tabor (3:36 PM): Just sms me when you get back online. I'll be at work til 9
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): or yo ucan get online now
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): that works too
Slashy (3:38 PM): realized there was a typo in the email I sent you
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): I didn't notice it.
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): If it makes you feel any better.
Slashy (3:38 PM): why is it that you manage to get online about two minutes after I get offline?
Slashy (3:38 PM): it does
Raquel Tabor (3:38 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (3:39 PM): So...yeah. Remember how we're always going on about how great Liz looks for her age? She had cancer.
Raquel Tabor (3:39 PM): I will never be unimpressed by that woman.
Slashy (3:39 PM): I KNOW
Slashy (3:39 PM): geez
Slashy (3:39 PM): how did we not KNOW that she had cancer?
Raquel Tabor (3:40 PM): My discovery went a little something like 'Ah, hullo DA. Let's check my messages...In Memoriam? What did they finally scrap K--oh my god, WHAT?!'
Raquel Tabor (3:40 PM): I thought they'd, like, canceled SJA or something. But no.
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): Just. I wish they *had*. Because this is tremendously sad.
Slashy (3:40 PM): agreed
Slashy (3:41 PM): and now they kind of HAVE to cancel it, which just ADDS TO THE SAD
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): blue-fox.deviantart.com/art/in-memoriam-205621142
Raquel Tabor (3:41 PM): that's me near the bottom, going 'what'
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): ...and the Brig is dead, too.
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): WFT, UNIVERSE
Raquel Tabor (3:42 PM): WHY ARE YOU TAKING ALL THE PEOPLE WE NERD OVER AWAY FROM US THIS YEAR
Raquel Tabor (3:43 PM): Oh, and also *cancer* for him, too
Slashy (3:43 PM): ...
Slashy (3:43 PM): ~is angry at cancer~
Raquel Tabor (3:44 PM): WHY CAN'T CANCER KILL MEAN PEOPLE
Raquel Tabor (3:44 PM): WHY COULDN'T, LIKE, KIM JUNG IL OR SOMEBODY WHO'S A DICK HAVE CANCER
Slashy (3:44 PM): Fred Phelps?
Raquel Tabor (3:45 PM): I certainly wouldn't mind.
Raquel Tabor (3:45 PM): It could be a very long downhill battle.
Slashy (3:46 PM): so we went from mourning Liz Sladen to giving Fred Phelps cancer in under five minutes...
Raquel Tabor (3:47 PM): I'm sure she'd approve.
Slashy (3:47 PM): yes
Raquel Tabor (3:49 PM): ugh. work shortly
Raquel Tabor (3:49 PM): ~does not want to go~
Slashy (3:49 PM): sorries
Slashy (3:51 PM): heh. Fraser's evil gf, who spent three days in his apartment without leaving a single print, has apparently been dead for two months.
Slashy (3:51 PM): just thought I'd share that before you go
Raquel Tabor (3:51 PM): nice
Raquel Tabor (3:54 PM): l-userpic.livejournal.com/107291468/12796459
Slashy (3:54 PM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (3:56 PM): must be leaving. :/ TTYL
Slashy (3:56 PM): kaya
Slashy (3:56 PM): ta-ta
~
From: Tatey-chan
To: Moment
Clo'neill, Ford, Parrish, Todd, Miko, Heightmeyer, Jada, Esposito, Lanie
those are the single adults on Atlantis
if you want your ratio to remain unaffected by the Cassie/Ryan I've put in there, you need to match two of those up in a slash pairing and send it to me before I edit everything again
which will be tomorrow, so
~
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): playing minecraft right now, just fyi. I'm not trying to ignore you
Slashy (12:35 AM): HALLO!
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): HEY
Slashy (12:35 AM): how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): it goes
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): I wasn't killed by lava
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): that's a plus
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): how's by you?
Slashy (12:37 AM): pretty good
Raquel Tabor (12:39 AM):
Slashy (12:42 AM): ARGH
Slashy (12:43 AM): Tatey-chan sent me a list of the single adults on Atlantis and told me if I wanted to keep my ratio balanced I needed to send her a slash couple before the tomorrow when she edits everything again
Slashy (12:43 AM): and I am failing SO MUCH
Slashy (12:48 AM): ..."the tomorrow". Wow. Go me.
Raquel Tabor (12:50 AM): heh
Slashy (12:51 AM): oh yes, laugh at me
Slashy (12:51 AM): that makes me feel so much better about failing
Slashy (12:51 AM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (12:59 AM):
Slashy (1:03 AM): still failing
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM):
Slashy (1:03 AM): I NEVER thought it would be the City of Whores that screwed up my ratio
Slashy (1:04 AM): honestly
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): wait, what?
Slashy (1:05 AM): my ratio is nearly balanced, and the City of Whores is tipping it back toward het
Slashy (1:05 AM): and I am failing to stop it doing that
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): "Y'know, if I wanted to watch Keith Olberman--and I can't imagine why I would want to--I'd watch Keith Olberman."
Slashy (1:08 AM): so what are you up to?
Raquel Tabor (1:27 AM): watching linkara & minecraft</font>
Raquel Tabor (1:27 AM): you?
Slashy (1:28 AM): currently? wondering if I was the only person in this conversation
Slashy (1:32 AM): I think I am going to go throw this list at the wall and go to bed
Slashy (1:32 AM): g'night
~
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): tiy;re set to busy
Slashy (9:07 PM): I'm going to assume something went wrong with that first word there...
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): srry
Raquel Tabor (9:07 PM): yes
Slashy (9:07 PM): xP
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): my fingers weren't in the right spot, apparently
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): /I fail
Raquel Tabor (9:08 PM): brb
Slashy (9:08 PM): anyway. I set it to busy when I went to dinner and since it's said you were online since two but you didn't respond when I messaged you I figured you weren't actually there and didn't bother to swap it back
Slashy (9:08 PM): and by "didn't bother" I mean "forgot"
Slashy (9:11 PM): so, how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (9:13 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (9:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:14 PM): ...which is not an answer to "how goes it"...
Raquel Tabor (9:33 PM): brb. again ><
Slashy (9:35 PM): jsyk, the fact that I asked you "how goes it" over twenty minutes ago and still haven't received a response means either I am alone in the conversation or my Yahoo is fucking up. on the chance it is the latter, I am going to reboot Mady. So if I'm not here when you get back, that is what I am doing.
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I never got that message
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): jsyk
Slashy (9:47 PM): have rebooted
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I gathered
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): I'm doing good. How're you?
Slashy (9:47 PM): my Yahoo starts screwing up if it goes idle for more than two hours
Slashy (9:47 PM): I am pretty good
Slashy (9:48 PM): fyi, this is what I had in terms of the last half hour: Slashy (9:11 PM): so, how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (9:13 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (9:14 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:14 PM): ...which is not an answer to "how goes it"...
Raquel Tabor (9:33 PM): brb. again ><
Slashy (9:48 PM): I am going to kick Yahoo out a window
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): weren't actually there and didn't bother to swap it back9:08 PMand by "didn't bother" I mean "forgot"9:09 PMheh9:14 PMsorry9:14 PMbrb. again ><
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): that's my end
Slashy (9:49 PM): ...
Slashy (9:49 PM): FAIL
Slashy (9:50 PM): so anyway, I've been reading Limyaael all day
Slashy (9:50 PM): what have you been up to?
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): work
Raquel Tabor (9:51 PM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (9:51 PM): you?
Slashy (9:51 PM): ...is it STILL failing?
Slashy (9:51 PM): so anyway, I've been reading Limyaael all day9:50 PM
Raquel Tabor (9:53 PM): is that what you sent at 9:50
Raquel Tabor (9:53 PM): ?
Slashy (9:53 PM): yes
Slashy (9:54 PM): the fact that my font is oddly default set so small makes quoting without using quotation marks so much more difficult
Slashy (9:54 PM): ...and now you're gone
Raquel Tabor (9:54 PM): maybe it will work now
Slashy (9:54 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (9:54 PM): I wasn't getting messages from you, I think
Raquel Tabor (9:56 PM): ooh. I found a great new blog, btw
Slashy (9:56 PM): oh?
Slashy (9:56 PM): ~interested~
Raquel Tabor (9:56 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/7-games-you-can-play-with-brick.html
Slashy (9:57 PM): ...
Raquel Tabor (9:59 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
Raquel Tabor (10:01 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html
Slashy (10:03 PM): oh, did I mention the newest Insane and Ridiculous Thing That Proves How Gay due South Is?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): WTF, COMPUTER
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): WHEN I SEND A MESSAGE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN 'I'd like to disconnect from the server plz! )
Slashy (10:07 PM): ...
Slashy (10:07 PM): so I'm just gonna assume that you did not receive my "oh, did I mention the newest Insane and Ridiculous Thing That Proves How Gay due South Is?" message
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): I did
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): I tried to say 'no you haven't' but then it was like
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): 'lol ur disconnected from the server lol'
Slashy (10:08 PM): NICE
Slashy (10:08 PM): so here's a couple important bits of background information to make this Insane and Ridiculous, as opposed to just Gay
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): oh dear
Slashy (10:09 PM): Vecchio lives with his entire family, so far as I can tell. one big house, which I guess he owns but I'm not positive about that
Slashy (10:09 PM): the rest of the Vecchio family, all but Ray, went on a one week vacation
Slashy (10:09 PM): while they were away, Fraser's evil gf got him framed for murder
Slashy (10:10 PM): and, here's the Insane and Ridiculous Gay part, Vecchio mortgaged the house to pay his bail
Slashy (10:10 PM): his family were not best pleased when they returned
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): awwww
Slashy (10:11 PM): ^_^
Slashy (10:12 PM): have I mentioned recently how much I adore this programme?
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): you don't need to listen for long, but can you place this guy's accent?
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fYMr4jtDMg
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): I'm *thinking* russian, but I'm not positive
Slashy (10:13 PM): slavic of some sort
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): kk
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): It's sexy, is all.
Slashy (10:13 PM): ~giggle~
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): Oh, he's Romanian.
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): AAaaand, proving that the internet rocks, one of the top-rated comments is "Your voice...<3"
Slashy (10:15 PM): shallowness abounds
Slashy (10:15 PM): /hypocacy
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): "Be very careful not to drown when doing this...I don't know if I really have to say this, but..."
Slashy (10:15 PM): ...and spelling fail. that's nice, me.
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): C:
Slashy (10:17 PM): I SWEAR I know how to spell hypocrisy.
Slashy (10:17 PM): ~didn't just look that up in a dictionary~
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): xDDD
Slashy (10:17 PM): ~lying~
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): YOUTUBE LOAD PROPERLYYYY
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Commenter: lol i drowned while doing this
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Sexy-sounding-romanian-guy: I do believe you're doing it wrong.
Slashy (10:24 PM): brb, I'm going to go salvage something from the kitchen before the wives devour it all
Raquel Tabor (10:24 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:24 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-04-19T16%3A15%3A00-06%3A00&max-results=10</font>
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/12/year-kenny-loggins-ruined-christmas.html
Slashy (10:29 PM): ...how domestic am I? geez.
Raquel Tabor (10:31 PM): My mom eventually realized that it was her maternal duty to step in and discipline me when I did things like strike the baby Jesus repeatedly with a blunt object, so she tried to pull herself together and send me to my room.
Slashy (10:32 PM): ...what?
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): Are you reading any of the links I'm sending you?
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): COMPUTER
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): WHY DO YOU FAIL SOOO HAAARD
Raquel Tabor (10:33 PM): my internet is fucking up, I'll be right back
Raquel Tabor (10:39 PM): Why is everything I own so broken?
Slashy (10:40 PM): I do not know
Slashy (10:40 PM): what's broken now?
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): my computer
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): Though I'm thinking it's dan's fault
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): someho
Raquel Tabor (10:41 PM): w
Slashy (10:42 PM): ah
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): he's using up all the internet >[
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): youtube is SO SLOW
Raquel Tabor (10:42 PM): because he is using THE ENTIRE INTERNET
Slashy (10:44 PM): I don't think that's actually how it works...
Raquel Tabor (10:45 PM): yes it is
Slashy (10:47 PM): I am not twelve, so I am not going to argue this point
Slashy (10:47 PM): jsyk
Raquel Tabor (10:47 PM):
Raquel Tabor (10:47 PM): I WIN
Slashy (10:50 PM): ~shakes head at you~
Raquel Tabor (10:52 PM): And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.
Raquel Tabor (10:53 PM): I love this blog
Slashy (10:55 PM): I see
Slashy (11:01 PM): "The Rhapsody trilogy. I have NO IDEA why I read all the way through those books. The main character (Rhapsody) is a complete idiot. So is her husband. And they're both insanely pretty. And described as two of the most intelligent people on the planet. Which begs the question as to why the planet still exists."
Raquel Tabor (11:08 PM): xDD
Slashy (11:12 PM): "Even then though, not every mortal sits around worshipping their chosen god every day. But even someone who doesn't worship their death god wouldn't DARE try to deny that there IS a death god, otherwise he's likely to have unpleasant spiky things show up in rather fatal places."
Raquel Tabor (11:22 PM): nice
Slashy (11:51 PM): so I has a cvs question
Raquel Tabor (11:51 PM): I may have an answer
Slashy (11:53 PM): I was trying to think of people I could send to Atlantis, because with the current list I can't find a slash couple (which, btw, is ridiculous). and while this doesn't in any way help my ratio or even add a single couple to this list: Sammy Jo could have been headhunted to the Stargate Programme, right?
Raquel Tabor (11:53 PM): Yes.
Slashy (11:53 PM): I'm thinking maybe some time at Area 51 to start with, but then after the colonization I could send her to the City of Whores. works?
Slashy (11:54 PM): ...I *really* need to stop *calling* it that
Raquel Tabor (11:54 PM): works
Slashy (11:54 PM): yaya
Slashy (11:54 PM): ta
Slashy (11:55 PM): now I'm off to stare futiley at my Singles List and whinge to myself about how the City of Whores is screwing my ratio over
Raquel Tabor (11:56 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (11:57 PM): How did it make your ratio so off, anyway?
Slashy (11:58 PM): I was getting my ratio close to balanced
Slashy (11:58 PM): mostly by adding slash couples here and there and delete het ones
Slashy (11:58 PM): and then... then Tatey-chan added a het without a corresponding slash and now I'm off by six instead of five
Slashy (11:58 PM): ~pouts~
Slashy (11:59 PM): it doesn't help that Cassie/Ryan is so adorable I won't veto it
Raquel Tabor (12:00 AM): lol
Slashy (12:01 AM): ~pouts~ laughinfg at me is in no way helpful
Slashy (12:02 AM): it doesn't even make me feel better
Raquel Tabor (12:03 AM): laughinfg?
Slashy (12:04 AM): you see how upset you made me?
Slashy (12:04 AM): typos!
Slashy (12:04 AM): bah!
Raquel Tabor (12:04 AM): xDDDDD
Slashy (12:04 AM): ~sulks off to glare at list~
Raquel Tabor (12:04 AM): still laughing at you, btw
Slashy (12:05 AM): if you continue laughing at my problems I will make them your problems
Slashy (12:05 AM): don't think I won't
Slashy (12:08 AM): "Maybe Gandalf cast a Horseshoes of Traction spell just prior to the charge. (the last time I forwarded that idea was at sword practice, and my teacher hit me over the head with a stick for saying it)"
Slashy (12:08 AM): reading rants is less stressful than dealing with the City of Whores
Slashy (12:09 AM): less productive as well
Slashy (12:09 AM): I need to stop being distracted by shiny things
Slashy (12:11 AM): ...know what occurs to me?
Slashy (12:16 AM): you're not even here anymore, are you? Yahoo has screwed up again and we are not receiving each others messages?
Slashy (12:16 AM): gonna reboot again
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): I am
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): no sorry
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): don't
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): sorry
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): what occurs to you?
Slashy (12:17 AM): I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): I'M SORRY
Raquel Tabor (12:17 AM): YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO ANSWER
Slashy (12:18 AM): did so. I wanted input.
Slashy (12:18 AM): I like input
Slashy (12:18 AM): that's why I talk to people
Slashy (12:18 AM): rather than making the cvs entirely myself out of notes
Raquel Tabor (12:18 AM): you'd have eventually gotten it
Slashy (12:18 AM): maybe
Slashy (12:18 AM): GODDAMIT, MEMORY, WHY DON'T YOU FUNCTION AS A *MEMORY*?!
Slashy (12:19 AM): if I were smart I'd have written it down on paper while waiting for a response
Raquel Tabor (12:20 AM): :[
Slashy (12:20 AM): that smiley face is marginally more helpful than laughing at me
Slashy (12:20 AM): thank you
Slashy (12:20 AM): ~is being genuine~
Raquel Tabor (12:20 AM): It's not a smiley face
Raquel Tabor (12:21 AM): it's a *frowny face*
Slashy (12:21 AM): I refer to them all as smiley faces
Raquel Tabor (12:21 AM): :]
Slashy (12:22 AM): HA!
Slashy (12:22 AM): there it is again
Slashy (12:22 AM): I knew if I stared at the list it would come back to me
Slashy (12:23 AM): all the infidelity Daniel has committed in the City of Whores, and none of it has been with Clo'neill. Is this really realist?
Slashy (12:23 AM): for the cvs
Slashy (12:23 AM): must get that qualifier in there
Raquel Tabor (12:29 AM): no it is not
Slashy (12:29 AM): I didn't think it was
Slashy (12:29 AM): I don't know why this took me so long to think of
Slashy (12:31 AM): this would be drug-induced infidelity? or some other sort?
Raquel Tabor (12:31 AM): ...does it count as infidelity if it's with a clone of the person you're with?
Slashy (12:32 AM): I, er, don't know. I think O'neill thinks it does.
Slashy (12:33 AM): which is really all that matters in this scenario
Raquel Tabor (12:33 AM): mm
Raquel Tabor (12:34 AM): ...Poor O'Neill
Slashy (12:34 AM): yeah, really
Slashy (12:34 AM): actually, I think O'neill probably think it's worse
Slashy (12:35 AM): I mean, I'd be pretty ticked if MY partner cheated on me with a younger version of me
Slashy (12:35 AM): well, okay, *I* wouldn't, but you know what I mean
Raquel Tabor (12:35 AM): xD
Raquel Tabor (12:36 AM): I dunno about you, but I'd join my partner with the younger version of me.
Slashy (12:36 AM): AGREED
Slashy (12:36 AM): but O'neill would not
Raquel Tabor (12:36 AM): heh
Slashy (12:36 AM): this is not one of those situations that can be solved with a threesome
Raquel Tabor (12:37 AM): ...there are situations that can't be solved with threesomes?
Slashy (12:37 AM): ...
Slashy (12:37 AM): sadly
Slashy (12:37 AM): anyway, you didn't answer me. drug-induced or other?
Slashy (12:38 AM): FRASER! Are you riding a sled down an escalator? You ARE! wtf, show? I love you.
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): uhm...
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): how many times has Daniel been drugged?
Slashy (12:40 AM): er... a lot?
Raquel Tabor (12:40 AM): he should develop a complex.
Slashy (12:41 AM): drugged in general, or drugged for infidelity?
Raquel Tabor (12:41 AM): Rules should be made about people not accepting any food/drink from indigenous populations.
Raquel Tabor (12:41 AM): first, then the other
Raquel Tabor (12:42 AM): it should be some kind of psychic sex, btw
Slashy (12:43 AM): do we could the dreamworld hallucinations as being drugged?
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): Clo'Neill accidentally literally mindfucks Daniel.
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): No
Raquel Tabor (12:43 AM): Mind if I send you fic for opinion?
Slashy (12:43 AM): accidentally?
Slashy (12:43 AM): and sure, go ahead
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): he thinks he's dreaming. He's not
Slashy (12:44 AM): oops
Slashy (12:44 AM): ^_^
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): CHROME WHY SO BROKEN
Raquel Tabor (12:44 AM): BRB
Slashy (12:51 AM): sensory deprivation bug count as drugged? how about the thirty year zapper? that time the telepaths take over everyone's brains? if none of those count, it's 5 total, just from glancing at the storysheets, and four of those preface infidelity.
Raquel Tabor (12:56 AM): That's not too bad, and those don't count
Slashy (12:56 AM): those are just the ones that are easily recognizable
Slashy (12:56 AM): there are probably more
Slashy (12:56 AM): and welcome back
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): sent
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): maybe my internet will feel like functioning like an internet, now
Slashy (12:57 AM): maybe
Raquel Tabor (12:57 AM): I can dream
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): Oh, 2007
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): "she's only average smartness"
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): Indeed she is.
Raquel Tabor (1:00 AM): I'm not sure when not being a genius became a flaw.
Slashy (1:01 AM): ...what?
Raquel Tabor (1:02 AM): sailorsolaria92.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=fiction&thread=13&post=485</font>
Slashy (1:02 AM): er, can't view that without an account
Raquel Tabor (1:02 AM): :/
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM): Flaws: she hates people, she thinks they're scum so she doesn't trust anybody and loves to hurt people (emotionally)
-she's not very strong, weaker than the average vampire
-she's only average smartness
-she's very, very cold towards people
Slashy (1:03 AM): I see
Raquel Tabor (1:03 AM): One of my Very Speschul flaws was 'sociopathy', which A) isn't a word and B) did not describe the character. At all.
Slashy (1:04 AM): mas
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): We are a Very Speschul Groop
Slashy (1:04 AM): right
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): (Typo intentional)
Raquel Tabor (1:04 AM): (both of them)
Slashy (1:04 AM): xP
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): you have an account on those boards.
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): just fyi
Slashy (1:05 AM): i do?
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): yes
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): you logged in once
Raquel Tabor (1:05 AM): in 2010
Slashy (1:05 AM): i... do not remember this
Raquel Tabor (1:06 AM): username 'moment'
Raquel Tabor (1:06 AM): I am amused by the fact that you don't remember signing up for an account
Slashy (1:06 AM): I sign up for many things
Slashy (1:07 AM): and as demonstrated recently, my memory does not function as a memory
Raquel Tabor (1:08 AM): you managed to remember your password, at least
Slashy (1:09 AM): I always use the same password
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): heh
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): INTERNET
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): ugh
Slashy (1:09 AM): ?
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): I'm just not even going to bother
Raquel Tabor (1:09 AM): I can't get to any websites now.
Raquel Tabor (1:10 AM): I'm getting on my phone. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): Back
Slashy (1:13 AM): hiya
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): Bloody interwebs. >(
Raquel Tabor (1:13 AM): My mum is coming home tomorrow
Slashy (1:14 AM): that means the midnight thing is coming back, ne?
Raquel Tabor (1:15 AM): Prolly
Slashy (1:14 AM): shame
Raquel Tabor (1:15 AM): Yeah.
Slashy (1:15 AM): this episode is called "A Mountie, A Cop, and A Baby"
Slashy (1:16 AM): if it is anything at all like the title implies, I will be very happy
Raquel Tabor (1:17 AM): I hope it is
Slashy (1:18 AM): random woman in trouble. stops next to a homeless guy and asks him, "Where's the Mountie?" Fraser is making such a difference in this neighborhood.
Raquel Tabor (1:18 AM): Awwww. Thats cute
Slashy (1:20 AM): ...the baby appeared in Ray's car while Ray and Fraser were at the cafe
Slashy (1:20 AM): what's funny about this is that the woman asked where Fraser was, and put the baby in RAY'S CAR
Raquel Tabor (1:21 AM): ... ~smirk~
Slashy (1:21 AM): even RANDOM VICTIM OF THE WEEK knows they're gay
Raquel Tabor (1:21 AM): XDDDDDD
Slashy (1:22 AM): ...I do not know what that noise at the end of the theme music but before the episode starts is, so I am going to assume it is a moose call
Raquel Tabor (1:22 AM): Heh
Slashy (1:22 AM): Ray wants to take the baby to child services. Fraser wants to keep it for a while.
Slashy (1:24 AM): "big eyed mountie look" Ray, I kind of can't believe you just said that
Raquel Tabor (1:25 AM): Kind of
Slashy (1:26 AM): those orphanage kids are really something
Slashy (1:26 AM): the little one conned Ray out of five bucks
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): Oh, those *orphans*
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): WHY CAN I PUT A RETURN IN ON MY PHONE BUT I CANT ON THE COMPUTER
Slashy (1:28 AM): I DO NOT KNOW
Raquel Tabor (1:28 AM): THATS SO STUPID
Raquel Tabor (1:30 AM): My sketchbooks are filled with so much gay. It always worries me when nosy people ask to look.
Slashy (1:30 AM): heh
Raquel Tabor (1:30 AM): Then they get offended when i say no.
Slashy (1:33 AM): oh, so you realize that the baby's dad is a nutcase AFTER you return the baby to him
Slashy (1:33 AM): good job, Fraser
Raquel Tabor (1:34 AM): Niiiiiiice
Slashy (1:34 AM): the dad is going to sell the baby
Slashy (1:34 AM): to pay off his gambling debts
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): ...he's going to sell a baby
Slashy (1:34 AM): yes
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): ...
Slashy (1:35 AM): yeah
Raquel Tabor (1:35 AM): WAY TO GO, FRASER
Slashy (1:35 AM): naturally the guy is already speeding away before Fraser goes "Oh, wait. I saw that guy throw the pacifier in the trash earlier."
Slashy (1:35 AM): ~headdesk~
Raquel Tabor (1:36 AM): ~sigh~ he is a very simple man, isn't he
Slashy (1:36 AM): not simple
Slashy (1:36 AM): naive, yes
Slashy (1:37 AM): he's the only person in the neighborhood without locks on his doors
Slashy (1:37 AM): mostly because someone stole them
Slashy (1:37 AM): xP
Raquel Tabor (1:37 AM): ...he's very special
Slashy (1:37 AM): he's adorable
Slashy (1:37 AM): "They say that you believe in people." <3
Raquel Tabor (1:38 AM): Awww
Slashy (1:39 AM): he DOES
Slashy (1:39 AM): it's so cute
Raquel Tabor (1:43 AM): I bet
Slashy (1:48 AM): "[longwinded Inuit story]" "So what are you saying, the wolf's gonna eat me?" "Perhaps."
Raquel Tabor (1:48 AM): Lol
Raquel Tabor (1:48 AM): I have to bet @ work @ nine so...
Raquel Tabor (1:49 AM): G'nightmorning
Slashy (1:48 AM): kaya
Slashy (1:48 AM): g'nightmorning
~
Slashy (8:26 PM): well hallo
Raquel Tabor (8:27 PM): yo
Slashy (8:27 PM): how goes it?
Raquel Tabor (8:27 PM): brb, fam just walked in the door
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): back
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): It goes well.
Raquel Tabor (8:34 PM): how'bout with you?
Slashy (8:35 PM): goes well
Slashy (8:36 PM): been compiling a list of books Limyaael think are actually decent
Slashy (8:36 PM): and not being productive in the slightests
Slashy (8:36 PM): twas a good day
Raquel Tabor (8:37 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (8:37 PM): nonproductivity is fun
Slashy (8:37 PM): it is
Slashy (8:37 PM): of course, sometime between 9 and 10 I'll get annoyed with and have to get something done
Raquel Tabor (8:38 PM):
Slashy (8:41 PM): so what are you up to?
Raquel Tabor (8:43 PM): minecraft
Raquel Tabor (8:43 PM): family greeting
Slashy (8:47 PM): I see. When you actually has time for a conversation, let me know.
Raquel Tabor (8:47 PM): I can have a conversation
Slashy (8:48 PM): you sure?
Raquel Tabor (8:48 PM): yeah
Slashy (8:49 PM): okies, cos I feel like being productive
Raquel Tabor (8:49 PM): xD
Slashy (8:52 PM): Karen recruits Neal to the NTA in November of 2013. This is, oh, four and a half years after White Collar hit the timeline, which it did not long after the S1 finale. Is this too far after the airplane for him to use his VM to try to same Kate?
Raquel Tabor (8:52 PM): nah
Slashy (8:54 PM): see, I was thinking that he could save her, but it's obviously too far into the future for them to still have a thing, so it wouldn't affect my ratio.
Raquel Tabor (8:54 PM): works
Slashy (8:55 PM): there are two VMs left from the two NTA recruits who quit, and since saving Kate affects the timeline one of the actual NTAgents would notice this and show up
Slashy (8:55 PM): and NTAgent Max has this history of questionable judgement when it comes to who he recruits
Slashy (8:55 PM): questionable as in Alice Morgan and Reaver the Space Pirate
Raquel Tabor (8:57 PM): Oooh
Raquel Tabor (8:57 PM): srry. Dog
Slashy (8:58 PM): this would also get me another gateverse recruit, which is what I've been going for
Slashy (8:59 PM): I'd assume Kate would take a new name as most proper NTAgents do
Slashy (8:59 PM): do we know any alias' of hers that she might use?
Slashy (9:03 PM): Karen has had fine luck with her recruits, and Jack's were decent as well even if one of them quit. same for Grace. it's only Max who had no luck, which means he must get to recruit both of the newnew recruits.
Raquel Tabor (9:04 PM): OK
Raquel Tabor (9:04 PM): I don't recall any of her aliases, if we know them
Slashy (9:05 PM): also I think my VMers that I want to make it to the newverse have to VM to places that will survive, because I think the VMs are utter fail in the newverse. They do nothing. the newverse is sealed from the outside.
Slashy (9:05 PM): hmmm... Imma check the wiki to see if there ever were any
Raquel Tabor (9:05 PM): kk
Slashy (9:08 PM): her only alias that we knew was a different last name. in no way does that help me.
Slashy (9:08 PM): brb, angry shrieking coming from kitchen
Raquel Tabor (9:09 PM): oh dear
Slashy (9:11 PM): so Kelly doesn't like it when there's no food left in the kitchen either
Raquel Tabor (9:12 PM): heh
Slashy (9:15 PM): okay, let's see... saving Kate would have to be after his travelling group but before returning home to the Unit, yes?
Raquel Tabor (9:19 PM): yes
Slashy (9:19 PM): I'd begun to wonder if you actually understood that question
Slashy (9:19 PM): ^_^
Slashy (9:21 PM): so... how far have you gotten in the Original Comments?
Raquel Tabor (9:22 PM): ...uhm
Slashy (9:23 PM): that's not the sort of answer I like the read
Raquel Tabor (9:39 PM): sorry
Slashy (9:40 PM): no one reading this would ever guess why I asked if you were able to have a conversation
Slashy (9:40 PM): no one
Slashy (9:40 PM): <3
Raquel Tabor (9:40 PM): I know.
Raquel Tabor (9:40 PM): I'm working on actually reading it now, though
Slashy (9:41 PM): ooh
Slashy (9:41 PM): how far are you?
Raquel Tabor (9:41 PM): a bit down page 2
Raquel Tabor (9:43 PM): Tate Icasa (10:22 PM): not that I don't appreciate not being pestered, but do you always abandon people when they fail to pay complete attention to you?
Slashy (10:22 PM): whoops
Slashy (10:23 PM): I got distracted
Slashy (9:43 PM): ...
Slashy (9:43 PM): the answer to that question would be a resounding "YES"
Raquel Tabor (9:44 PM): xDD
Slashy (9:44 PM): in case you couldn't tell
Raquel Tabor (9:44 PM):
Tate Icasa (10:53 PM): okay, why are you still pestering me?
Slashy (10:53 PM): because Tessa-san isn't caught up to us yet
Slashy (9:45 PM): is that the first time that happened?
Slashy (9:45 PM): or one of the many, many latter times?
Raquel Tabor (9:45 PM): I believe the first
Slashy (9:45 PM): ...I'm getting deja vu
Raquel Tabor (9:45 PM): Slashy (11:09 PM): so, after Jamie leaves Susan with River, where does he go?
Rachel T (11:10 PM): INTO SPACE.
Slashy (11:10 PM): *giggle* Helpful that
Slashy (9:46 PM): er, wow, I can't even REMEMBER where I actually ended up sending him
Raquel Tabor (9:47 PM): Slashy (11:11 PM): no, nevermind, I can work on something else first
Slashy (9:48 PM): I looked at the timeline. Jamie went to the Sanctuary to talk to Lydia, then he took Tesla to a sex pollen planet and then to Atlantis, then he went back to the Sanctuary and he and Lydia went off to the NTA
Slashy (9:48 PM): that timeline is the most helpful thing
Raquel Tabor (9:48 PM): so he did eventually go into space
Slashy (9:48 PM): ~sigh~ I suppose so
Raquel Tabor (9:48 PM): ~smug~
Raquel Tabor (9:49 PM): Slashy (12:08 AM): so then they drop River off again
Slashy (12:08 AM): what do Eleven, the Master, and Susan do then?
Rachel T (12:08 AM): ...
Rachel T (12:08 AM): You have no idea how much I want to say 'be domestic'.
Slashy (9:50 PM): the Tardis got very, very domestic and stayed that way for YEARS
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): heh
Slashy (9:50 PM): YEARS
Slashy (9:50 PM): Nine would be appalled
Raquel Tabor (9:50 PM): xD
Slashy (9:59 PM): so reading through Limyaael's rants I learned that there is a story, in some book somewhere that I didn't learn the name of, about a book that tells a different story to everyone who reads it
Slashy (10:00 PM): could I adapt this concept for PRU?
Raquel Tabor (10:00 PM): yes
Raquel Tabor (10:00 PM): that is a brilliant idea
Slashy (10:01 PM): ^_^
Slashy (10:01 PM): I thought it was very clever
Slashy (10:01 PM): I wish I could remember who wrote the original story, so I could go find it
Raquel Tabor (10:02 PM): Tate Icasa (11:58 PM): now, did actually have ideas, or were you just bored of watching girls sing?
Slashy (11:58 PM): I NEVER get bored of watching girls sing, honey
Slashy (10:02 PM): Maria, IDA, or Canadian Maria?
Raquel Tabor (10:02 PM): I'd Do Anything
Raquel Tabor (10:03 PM): Slashy (5:35 PM): I know I said I was done with crossing more shows into the crossoververse
Tate Icasa (5:35 PM): . . .but?
Slashy (5:36 PM): you know where Christa and Tasha would really fit in?
Slashy (10:03 PM): IDA. IDA had John'n'Denise. I loved John'n'Denise.
Raquel Tabor (10:03 PM): You mentioned
Slashy (10:04 PM): I REALLY loved John'n'Denise
Raquel Tabor (10:04 PM): Stephen Colbert's icecream is *so good*
Slashy (10:04 PM): that wasn't the last time I proved I was lying about being done adding shows to the cvs. was that even the first?
Slashy (10:04 PM): agreed
Raquel Tabor (10:04 PM): I *think* it was the first time
Raquel Tabor (10:05 PM): because it wasn't something along the lines of '~sigh~ What this time'
Slashy (10:05 PM): hee
Raquel Tabor (10:05 PM): how many fandoms are we up to now?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): 42?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): If that's what it is, you're seriously not allowed to add anymore
Slashy (10:06 PM): I'll have to go count. Do I lump them or count them all separate?
Raquel Tabor (10:06 PM): lump what?
Slashy (10:07 PM): things like DW/TW/SJA and BTVS/ATS
Raquel Tabor (10:07 PM): both
Slashy (10:07 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): Lump them
Slashy (10:08 PM): kaya
Slashy (10:08 PM): how about the panversals, do they count all separate or only once?
Raquel Tabor (10:08 PM): only once
Slashy (10:09 PM): it is 42
Slashy (10:09 PM): if I count them in that particular way
Raquel Tabor (10:09 PM): First off, ~smug that I was right, for once~
Raquel Tabor (10:10 PM): Second, That is amazing
Raquel Tabor (10:10 PM): and fills me with joy
Slashy (10:10 PM): remind me of that number if I EVER suggest adding something else to the cvs
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): Rachel T (12:36 AM): ...Luke proposes to Maria?
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I missed something
Slashy (12:36 AM): . . .you haven't been keeping up with us
Slashy (12:36 AM): I told you to catch up on frightfullytwee
Slashy (12:36 AM): *shakes head*
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I haven't.
Slashy (12:36 AM): clearly
Rachel T (12:36 AM): I'm sorry.
Slashy (10:10 PM): and then be stronger than Tatey-chan and don't let me talk over your objections
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): Ah, this is the bit where I tell you that my eyes hurt when I read things that are put together without extra space between paragraphs.
Raquel Tabor (10:11 PM): "We should add xseries." "42" "But I have this great idea" "42" "But"
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): 42
Slashy (10:12 PM): exactly like that
Raquel Tabor (10:12 PM): lol
Slashy (10:12 PM): actually, I could probably hack at what's there enough to make the count still work if necessary
Slashy (10:13 PM): I mean, we haven't done, well, really, ANYTHING with Tru Calling
Slashy (10:13 PM): and Dark Angel is on there but really mostly only counts in the same way paleoDaniel counts as an AU
Slashy (10:13 PM): so I have the wiggle room to add another series and still keep the 42
Slashy (10:13 PM): probably
Raquel Tabor (10:13 PM): right
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): Slashy (12:51 AM): so, does rebel UNIT group get a name?
Rachel T (12:52 AM): I'm so tempted to say "the Trust" but that would just be cheap and stupid. So...
Slashy (12:54 AM): I was right there thinking that with you. But I need a legit, not-plagerism name for them
Raquel Tabor (10:14 PM): Slashy (1:05 AM): I'm also missing some serious time between Jack leaving the earth and tEoT
Rachel T (1:06 AM): you mean he wasn't drinking water in the bar the whole time?
Slashy (10:15 PM): xP
Slashy (10:15 PM): water?
Slashy (10:15 PM): I am curious as to why you said water there
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): Like, half of fandom says that Jack doesn't drink.
Raquel Tabor (10:15 PM): I *think* he said in EC that his drink was just water
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): but we all know how often he lies to Gwen
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): About everything under the sun
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): just to fuck with her.
Slashy (10:16 PM): yeah
Slashy (10:16 PM): and why on EARTH would he drink water?
Slashy (10:16 PM): if he can just shoot himself in the head and wake up sober a couple seconds later, why EVER bother not getting drunk?
Raquel Tabor (10:16 PM): Seriously. He can at least be BA like Superman and drink milk in bars.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): I think the line of reasoning is that he can't get drunk and alcohol isn't very good tasting, usually.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): I like to think that he set aside a whole year at one point and just came up with new mixed drinks.
Raquel Tabor (10:17 PM): Jack invented the appletini
Slashy (10:17 PM): hee
Slashy (10:17 PM): why do they reason that he can't get drunk?
Slashy (10:17 PM): his metabolism didn't CHANGE
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): Exactly, which is why that 'no sleeping' thing is horseshit.
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): Oh, Torchwood writers. Why cant you communicate with each other.
Slashy (10:18 PM): because they are MADE OF FAIL
Slashy (10:18 PM): alternatively, Rusty actually created them out of thin air
Raquel Tabor (10:18 PM): I'll take non-communicative Torchwood writers over Children of Earth.
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): the torchwood writers?
Slashy (10:19 PM): yes
Slashy (10:19 PM): they are all figments of his imagination
Raquel Tabor (10:19 PM): Even mr Chibnall?
Slashy (10:19 PM): no
Raquel Tabor (10:20 PM): xDD
Slashy (10:20 PM): Mr. Chibnall clearly exists
Slashy (10:20 PM): but the rest of them
Raquel Tabor (10:20 PM): Tate Icasa (12:30 AM): isn't there someone else you could work on the crossoververse with?
Tate Icasa (12:30 AM): haven't I done enough?
Slashy (12:30 AM): never
Slashy (10:21 PM): ... ^_^
Raquel Tabor (10:23 PM): Tate Icasa (6:27 AM): on the other hand, it does imply that pretty Jake and Alonso stay together
Slashy (6:27 AM): of course
Slashy (6:27 AM): they're PRETTY
Slashy (6:27 AM): and I'm SHALLOW
Slashy (10:24 PM): and as far as I know, they are still together and nothing horrible has happened to them yet
Slashy (10:24 PM): despite being on the buffyverse base
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): wow
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): that's impressive
Slashy (10:25 PM): granted, I haven't actually gotten to that part of the timeline yet
Raquel Tabor (10:25 PM): heh
Slashy (10:25 PM): they are 2013 and I haven't gotten TWP finished with 2011 yet
Slashy (10:26 PM): on that subject, I have two blanks there
Slashy (10:26 PM): wanna help me fill them?
Raquel Tabor (10:26 PM): sure
Slashy (10:26 PM): TWP is at this time Adeola, Yvonne, Katie, altLisa, Mickey, Pete, Rose, and Handy
Raquel Tabor (10:26 PM): What *was* the sing out song in IDA, anyway? I never asked.
Slashy (10:28 PM): medley of "Be Back Soon" and "As Long as He Needs Me".
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): ...that does sound very awkward
Slashy (10:28 PM): Be Back Soon. Honestly.
Slashy (10:28 PM): whoever picked that was being terribly insensitive.
Raquel Tabor (10:28 PM): Slashy (11:10 PM): eh. . .I think this is post-first contact. . . *sigh* But I am not Timelines Girl, so I'm not positive
Slashy (11:10 PM): . . .she's going to KILL me for calling her that. . .
Slashy (10:29 PM): xP
Slashy (10:29 PM): she never did end up killing me
Slashy (10:29 PM): THREATENED it a hell of a lot, tho
Raquel Tabor (10:29 PM): heh
Slashy (10:29 PM): anyway, two TWP blanks
Slashy (10:29 PM): any sort of random alien or rift related story. anything you would have been willing to suggest for an N-Space Torchwood Branch is perfectly acceptable here
Raquel Tabor (10:31 PM): There is a novelty item from the future that crash lands. It ticks like a bomb. Somebody steals it & they have to track it down. They only manage to get it when the person who has it is in a very crowded area
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): It blows up in confetti etc and starts singing happy birthday.
Slashy (10:32 PM): ~giggle~
Slashy (10:32 PM): that's great
Slashy (10:32 PM): should that be near the beginning or end of the set?
Raquel Tabor (10:32 PM): whenever there's more depression & tension
Slashy (10:33 PM): depends. if the second blank is filled with a depression and tension story, I'll put this one toward the end, but if it's not I'll put it toward the beginning.
Raquel Tabor (10:34 PM): have we done psychic manifestations of nightmarish visions among a large population of people yet?
Slashy (10:34 PM): I don't *think* so
Slashy (10:35 PM): should that be the other blank then?
Raquel Tabor (10:35 PM): yes
Slashy (10:36 PM): hazzah
Slashy (10:36 PM): now TSR is the only Torchwood branch not caught up to 2012.
Slashy (10:36 PM): alas, that one requires I go do dinosaur research
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): Rachel T (12:00 AM): d'you suppose there could be a Stargate programme in Pete's universe?
Rachel T (12:00 AM): This is more out of curiosity than to try and encourage you to cross it over, mind.
Slashy (12:02 AM): I couldn't cross it, because the Cybermen were 2007 in Pete's World (according to the wiki, I didn't pay that much attention to the dates when I watched it), so timelines. But theoretically, I don't see why it couldn't have.
Slashy (12:02 AM): no Time Lords, so no conflict
Rachel T (12:02 AM): cool
Slashy (12:03 AM): and I refuse to entertain any more thoughts on the matter
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Raquel Tabor (10:37 PM): LIAR
Slashy (10:38 PM): ~giggle~
Slashy (10:38 PM): that's not the only time the idea of Stargate on the cvs was brought up and then swiftly told to go away
Raquel Tabor (10:38 PM): heh
Slashy (10:43 PM): did you know that a group of Unicorns is called a blessing?
Raquel Tabor (10:43 PM): orly?
Slashy (10:43 PM): yeah
Slashy (10:43 PM): a blessing of Unicorns
Slashy (10:43 PM): how twee is that?
Raquel Tabor (10:43 PM): that's silly
Slashy (10:43 PM): it's adorable
Slashy (10:44 PM): and, yes, silly
Slashy (10:44 PM): but then, it's UNICORNS
Slashy (10:44 PM): so
Raquel Tabor (10:44 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): I like unicorns
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): did I tell you that I got an adorable little stuffed dinosaur?
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): It's orange
Raquel Tabor (10:49 PM): I call it Orange Dinosaur.
Slashy (10:49 PM): "There are four of them. How will it benefit the dead for you to die also?" "I do not intend to die." "No warrior intends to die."
Slashy (10:50 PM): you did not
Raquel Tabor (10:50 PM): It looks a bit like a stegasaurus
Slashy (10:50 PM): aww
Raquel Tabor (10:53 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/WHOniverse-Mini-pets-155300163
Slashy (10:54 PM): awww
Raquel Tabor (10:54 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/Doctor-Who-Eleven-and-Amy-Pond-160909250?q=gallery%3Akinky-chichi%2F11494036&qo=2
Raquel Tabor (10:55 PM): kinky-chichi.deviantart.com/art/TW-comic-2-143982892?q=gallery%3Akinky-chichi%2F11494036&qo=5
Slashy (10:56 PM): so. did you make it to page three?
Raquel Tabor (10:56 PM): ...I got distracted by links
Slashy (10:56 PM): clearly
Raquel Tabor (10:57 PM): IT WAS CUTE
Slashy (10:57 PM): yes
Slashy (10:57 PM): it was
Raquel Tabor (10:57 PM): and the comment was 'the dog ears should make me not want to lick him, right?'
Slashy (10:57 PM): I remember that
Slashy (10:57 PM): I am also prone to being distracted by the shiny of the interwebs
Slashy (10:57 PM): I also usually have someone on hand to smack me and tell me to get back to work
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): heh
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): I am more than halfway down page 2
Slashy (10:58 PM): ooh
Slashy (10:58 PM): try to make it to page three before you have to get offline
Raquel Tabor (10:58 PM): I'm trying
Slashy (11:00 PM): while you're trying can help me with some newverse stuff?
Raquel Tabor (11:00 PM): sure
Slashy (11:01 PM): while Amber is in her Rebellion stage, I think she might be running around the two ending universes, befriending and helping people in our groups indiscriminately
Raquel Tabor (11:01 PM): aww
Slashy (11:01 PM): so that when the End is actually near, she can tell the ones she's decided she likes where to go to be saved
Slashy (11:02 PM): she is, you see, the Goddess of the newverse
Slashy (11:02 PM): for obvious reasons such and forcing it to exist
Raquel Tabor (11:02 PM): right
Slashy (11:04 PM): I keep having this thought that she would at some point late in the buffyverse, (well, "buy" is the wrong word but it's the one I want to use) buy Aziraphale and Crowley from Heaven and Hell and they would then be Her creatures. I'm imagining odd looks when people figure this out.
Raquel Tabor (11:04 PM): Heaven and Hell lease them to her
Raquel Tabor (11:04 PM): because neither of them really wants them
Slashy (11:04 PM): lease is funny
Slashy (11:04 PM): because the universe then ENDS
Slashy (11:05 PM): ...I have a weird sense of humour
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): ...
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): THANK YOU, MORMONS
Raquel Tabor (11:06 PM): I WANTED YOU AT THE START OF MY YOGSCAST VIDEO
Slashy (11:06 PM): ?
Raquel Tabor (11:07 PM): I'm listening to the Yogscast while I read the OC
Slashy (11:07 PM): I see
Slashy (11:08 PM): ...I have an Objects question, and since you did not watch TLR, I'm going to give you the important info about the Objects before I ask it
Slashy (11:08 PM): the Objects do weird shit not always related to what they are
Slashy (11:08 PM): the Objects do not function within the Room
Slashy (11:08 PM): with that in mind, after the Room is sealed and turned into a Tardis, would the Objects still work if removed from the Room?
Raquel Tabor (11:09 PM): Yes
Slashy (11:09 PM): good
Slashy (11:09 PM): that means that my theory that VMs fail and the newverse is sealed against the outside does have enough of a loophole
Slashy (11:10 PM): the Trinket could create two-way portals, if anyone knew it was there and what it did
Raquel Tabor (11:10 PM): coolio
Slashy (11:10 PM): I WANT someone to take it and go find Amber, because She saved them and it's not fair for Her to be trapped on the outside
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): right
Slashy (11:11 PM): of course, that involves getting the right people to go on that quest in contact with the people who know about the Trinket
Slashy (11:11 PM): which is probably harder than it sounds
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): yeah
Slashy (11:11 PM): and since it SO far future, I should probably leave it alone
Slashy (11:11 PM): I just wanted to make sure it was possible
Raquel Tabor (11:11 PM): for now
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): Rachel T (10:45 PM): "I'm not big on nude handshakes"
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): ...I *think* I was still watching psyche
Slashy (11:12 PM): I HAD to know if it was possible before I finished the Flyverse outline, because that is where Amber ended up and I need to make sure to leave a blank for her to leave on
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): I have skills
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): ahh
Slashy (11:12 PM): xP
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): Oh, Yogscast.
Raquel Tabor (11:12 PM): William Riker in arseless chaps
Slashy (11:13 PM): ...
Slashy (11:13 PM): anyway
Slashy (11:14 PM): how long should descended Amber be left on the flyverse? at most I can get away with nine months, I think.
Raquel Tabor (11:14 PM): Yes
Slashy (11:14 PM): okay then
Raquel Tabor (11:15 PM): Rachel T (11:16 PM):
Just fucking Google it. If you're going to cite a fact, be right. There a lot of people with too much free time just waiting for you to write something that is incorrect so that they can tell you just how wrong on the internet you are. This applies to facts, not details. You can say that Example Character above lives on the Lower East Side instead of saying he lives at 98 Avenue A. You can't say he's going to take the F Train to the Bronx. Because it doesn't go there. How do I know that? I fucking Googled it.
Slashy (11:15 PM): ^_^
Slashy (11:15 PM): ...I've just realized how many flyverse gaps I actually have
Raquel Tabor (11:15 PM): heh
Slashy (11:16 PM): crap
Slashy (11:16 PM): nine blanks
Slashy (11:16 PM): NINE
Slashy (11:16 PM): granted, that's nine out of nineteen, so I AM half done with it
Slashy (11:16 PM): but if I had nine stories I could SEAL it
Slashy (11:16 PM): and not have to keep POKING it
Slashy (11:20 PM): nope, I've got nothing
Raquel Tabor (11:20 PM): lol
Slashy (11:21 PM): your 'lol' is about as helpful as your 'uh'
Raquel Tabor (11:21 PM): Slashy (8:23 PM): SLEEPER AGENTS
Slashy (8:23 PM): who are, in fact, STILL OUT THERE
Rachel T (8:23 PM): SHIT.
Rachel T (8:23 PM): I'd forgotten about them.
Slashy (8:23 PM): a fact with I always FORGET ON PURPOSE because they TERRIFY ME
Rachel T (8:24 PM): WTF, RUSTY? NICE PLOT HOLE, THAR!
Slashy (8:24 PM): www.recapist.com/tv-shows/torchwood?page=2
Slashy (8:24 PM): maybe he intended to come back to them later?
Rachel T (8:24 PM): But he failed at doing so.
Slashy (8:24 PM): I'm going to have to include them in the crossoververse now that I remember they exist
Slashy (8:24 PM): dammit
Rachel T (8:25 PM): MAYBE IF COE HAD FOCUSED ON THAT GAPING PLOTHOLE, IT WOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED SO MUCH.
Raquel Tabor (11:24 PM): Rachel T (9:18 PM): Little Quinn is kidnapped?
Slashy (9:21 PM): by. . .?
Slashy (9:30 PM): . . .get distracted again?
Rachel T (9:30 PM): ....yes.
Slashy (11:24 PM): ^_^
Slashy (11:25 PM): you'd think, considering my desire to seal bases and have the outline be done, that I would focus on the smaller spacebases. but no, I have to constantly be thinking about the other ones.
Raquel Tabor (11:25 PM):
Slashy (9:40 PM): you know another game I should make but won't get around to?
Rachel T (9:41 PM): hm?
Slashy (9:41 PM): the "parallels Torchwood very unsubtly makes between Jack and the Doctor" game
Slashy (11:25 PM): hee
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): Slashy (8:34 PM): so, Klein & Utterson, owned by Torchwood, are a biotech firm or something along those lines
Rachel T (8:34 PM): Right.
Slashy (8:34 PM): why do I get the feeling this could go horribly wrong for them
Rachel T (8:34 PM): ...
Rachel T (8:35 PM): *wails* ALIEN VIRU-U-US
Slashy (8:36 PM): so who has to deal with that?
Rachel T (8:37 PM): Can't think about it, COE flashbacks. But possibly both of them, depending.
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): COE has inflicted severe emotional trauma on the fanbase
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): Can we sue Rusty for pain and suffering?
Slashy (11:29 PM): I doubt it
Raquel Tabor (11:29 PM): :<
Slashy (11:29 PM): but it would be fun to see who would win
Raquel Tabor (11:30 PM): Slashy (8:46 PM): . . . I worry for Susan's mental health
Rachel T (8:46 PM): because she'll want to lick the Master all the time, just like everyone else?
Slashy (8:46 PM): and she'll most likely walk in on Eleven and the Master
Slashy (11:31 PM): poor Susan